Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Still Getting In My Licks Here At Six!

So the cat is still alive and kicking and his heels surely still are clicking. Nothing can stop little old me as I run around and meow with glee. Not even turning six. I will still be up to the same old tricks.


I will still hide under the bed,
But maybe stick out my head.
Unless you are really scary,
Then I'll be as hidden as the tooth fairy.


I will still stare at Cass.
She is one mean lass.
But I will still stare.
She gets annoyed with my glare.


See, I can get her going.
A fight will be showing.
I have to keep her in shape.
So she doesn't get as round as a grape.


I will still flop how I like.
Snip snip made things take a hike.
So I can flop without a care,
Nothing hurts anymore down there.


I will still hog the sink.
Water doesn't bring me to the brink.
I'll just shake off and go.
I may even shake water on a foe.


I will still kill the TP.
That white stuff has nothing on me.
It will get taken down the hall.
With it, I'll have a ball.


I will still hog the bed.
No room for Pat's head.
He can sleep on the floor.
It isn't so bad at our shore.


I will still go upon high,
To see what I can spy.
Then I may jump on your head.
Yep, that is what I said.


And I will still claim Pat's ass,
Even if he let's loose gas.
He won't be getting up.
I can be just as annoying as a pup.


Well I won't ever be this small again.
So you got me there at my den.
But I can still fit in small places,
And with long legs it's always off to the races.

And the cat's sixth birthday is now through. He'll always be here to rhyme too. That is for sure at our sea. Can't let withdrawal set in for all of thee. So ends another birthday pass from my six year old little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

117 comments:

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    1. It is now #3
      Still not that easy!

      Hank

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    2. Three in a row
      In the Kitty Cat Show!

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    3. Up to three
      As blue cheers thee

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    4. As you are six
      And I love your tricks
      Sssssso what if I'm a sucker for cats
      Still beats being a lover of bats

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    5. Bats or gnats
      Both are blood suckers with no hats

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  2. "Still Getting In My Licks Here At Six!"
    And in human years a roaring 40 so slick
    You know what that means
    Still healthy wealthy and trim
    Can outrun,out jump with no quick fix

    Hank

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    1. Can outrun indeed
      All at our feed
      Still rather spry
      As away the rhymes fly

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  3. Happy Birthday to the cat
    Happy Birthday to the cat
    to the cat that likes to chat
    to the cat that can be a brat
    as he tells all they can scat
    except for his pal Pat Hatt
    as he feeds him at this mat
    a rhyming cat imagine that
    his blog is where it's at

    should I scream and shout
    as you are out and about
    or should I just send a trout
    giving Cassie a work out
    ideas in your head sprout
    causing mayhem no doubt
    Happy Birthday I sing out...

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    1. ps - the pictures are adorable

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    2. haha the cat is mean
      The cat is rude
      He makes a scene
      And gives attitude
      But all like it indeed
      As they come back
      Or they are just in need
      Of some added flack

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    3. The cat agrees
      Even has adorable fleas

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  4. Happy birthday to the Cat
    Twas party time where you're at
    Little Puss, was a cutie-pie
    You got praises to the sky
    You and Cassi have your fun
    Keep Pat busy and on the run

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    1. Pat always has something to do
      Here at our zoo with we two
      Running about
      In and out

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  5. Ah, those are really cute photos today
    a great beginning to my day
    the cat was so cute as a kitten
    I almost feel like I'm smitten
    My oldest dog is soon ten
    I can't believe how short it's been
    my middle dog soon turns eight
    still seems a pup at my gate
    and even the young one turns three
    only yesterday was a mere puppy
    I don't like to think about passage of time
    as all to the end of their lives do climb
    I want my dogs to be pups forever
    lively and happy and oh so clever
    but anyway happy birthday to the cat
    great to see celebrations at your mat!

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    1. Yeah the time does fly
      Just seems like yesterday I got the mouthy guy
      But time does pass
      And it will amass
      Have to enjoy it while it lasts indeed
      At each and every feed

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    2. yes, it definitely passes way too fast
      we must enjoy each day as it might be our last.....
      for man or dog or cat live present not the past!

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    3. That we must do
      As tomorrow a bus could crush us at our zoo lol

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  6. happy sixth birthday, you have made our lives rich
    and thank goodness you are holding off the TP invasion
    did you know it has been known to wrap trees at night
    its a sight to see, but...my cat came in this morning a mess,
    like dirty and crusty and so it must have been a fun night
    indeed...

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    1. Fighting at night
      Hopefully he would the fight
      Those trees sure get the brunt
      Of the TP stunt
      Holding it off well
      Where we dwell

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  7. Cat, you can have Pat's ass.
    Happy birthday, Orlin. You are still a kitten at heart.

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    1. Still a kitten as he flies through the air
      With with the gas from Pat's ass at our lair

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  8. What... six years already? You must be loded by now. No? Well, congrats anyway at your bay today.

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    1. Loaded would be nice
      But nope, broker than mice

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  9. My mom's dealing with a new puppy--he was just fixed and they're hoping that calms him down but he is into everything, even after six months. Our dog is seven years old, so she's WAY beyond that phase. Her favorite activity is sleeping!

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    1. Oh puppies sure take a while to calm down
      As they want to run all over town

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  10. Since birthday cat could never be hated,
    He'd never be denefestrated,
    Despite the fact he likes to climb so high
    He could aptly be named 'Eye In The Sky'.

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    1. He sure has an eye on all
      Climbing upon high at our hall

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  11. OK who was the perv who took the pic of the cat on your ass?

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    1. Uncle Hard Head I think
      Here at our rink

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  12. Happy birthday to the cat
    And such a cute one imagine that
    wishing him lots of more wonderful years
    but he must learn to share the bed I fear

    betty

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    1. Doesn't seem to want to do that
      Such a greedy cat

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  13. A very Happy Sixth birthday to you Cat. What a super bunch of pictures. You cats do have great fun. Have a great Tuesday.

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  14. Birthday's sure come quick. I got a pair of 16 year old cats. I have a stool for them to jump on the bathroom counter to eat. However, they can still stop a dog in their tracks. Cute pictures.

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    1. haha know how to always stop a dog
      No matter the age at any bog

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  15. Happiest of birthdays to the cat! Loved all the sweet pictures. ♥

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    1. Glad it they were grand
      Nice to show off in my land

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  16. Happiest of birthdays to the cat! Loved all the sweet pictures. ♥

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  17. Happy Birthday to THE CAT from all of us here!

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  18. smiles... happy birthday to the little cat... she's sweet.. just make sure there's enough toilet paper in the house

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    1. There is tons of TP
      In case of a spree

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  19. I still get out of bed
    which is no mean feat.
    This means I'm not dead.
    To Mrs. Penwasser: a treat?

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    1. A treat or a gosh darn?
      Don't let her take you out behind the barn

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  20. A cat can never have enough TP to play and chase.

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    1. The tp is the best
      He loves it above the rest

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  21. Happy Birthday Cat, you old fur ball!

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    1. Fur does fly
      As he jumps in the sky

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    2. The Cat ain't old
      Or so I'm told
      A tad too bold
      As his stories unfold

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    3. Bold above the fold
      Pure gold

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  22. Happy Birthday Cat, you old fur ball!

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  23. What wonderful pictures as well as the writing, Excellent.

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  24. Hubzam and I had two cats
    And I swear they looked just like that.

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  25. Happy birthday you sweet & funny cat!
    I know you have a great life with Mr. Hatt
    I have loved all that you have inspired,
    so many great poems have transpired,
    eat a goldfish & chase some mice,
    for another year to celebrate is always quite nice!

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    1. The cat has it good
      Here at our hood
      He'd eat a goldfish too
      Pat would think it ewww
      Another year is always nice
      Can sure say that twice

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  26. I cringe as I say
    Happy Birthday
    to the meanest cat
    who eats his own scat
    and torments all around
    in this blogger town!

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    1. Torment I do
      But as for the poo
      That I'll leave to your crew
      Who drool on cue

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  27. DOOD!!!!

    best fishes, mice creem dishes & happee day wishes two ewe ♫♫♪♪♪♫♪...hope yur day iz rockin awesum FUN...

    ENJOY...eat cake, grill sum fish & heerz two another 60 ...

    hope de yeer a head iz filled with happee nezz & health ~~~~~

    N meowloz ta cassie ♥♥♥

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    1. Health for all
      Would be grand at our hall
      And 60 more
      Sounds like something we want to explore

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  28. I'd like to hop right on over and kill a roll or two of TP, myself. Haven't done it in ages. I've been missin' the fun!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. You need to get on that
      So much fun, but can bind up the scat

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  29. so cute as a kitten, happy birthday to Orlin

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    1. That he was indeed
      Then he grew into a hellin at our feed

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  30. A big happy happy from me!! I hope there's lots of cat nip in store for the cat! Cat Nip Cake even! :)

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  31. Happy Birthday, Orlin! I hope you got your annual steak!

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    1. Got a hunk of chicken this year
      And ate it with cheer
      And geez missed one
      Under my sun lol

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  32. Happy 6th birthday. My dad turned 82 today.

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    1. The same day
      And he has the cat beat even in cat years at our bay

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  33. Happy birthday to the cat. Hopefully he got some cat nip

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  34. Can the cat have a birthday when he is spoiled like it is every day?

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    1. Hmmm guess it is everyday
      But hey, not complaining at our bay

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  35. Orlin, you were such a cutie pie
    But older you still catch my eye
    Love to see you in action at your bay
    Taking on TP and Cassie in the fray
    You could has your own cheeseburger sight
    With new picture every night
    Happy birthday, my purry friend
    May the catnip never end

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    1. The cat could have two?
      That may not do
      Might give some overload
      With the blog land mode lol

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  36. How adorable & I so enjoyed the pictures specially the cat sitting on your back/ass ~ Happy 6th birthday and keep on rhyming, smiles ~

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    1. Rhyming we will
      The cat likes Pat's back err umm ass hill

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  37. I'm late for the party
    excuse my tardy
    birthday for a cat,
    imagine that.

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  38. Happy birthday! Love the kitties. :) ~ Jess

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  39. Dear Cat,
    How about that!
    Is it Happy Six or Forty Two?
    Regardless, a fun year to you!

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    1. We'll go with six
      Forty Two sounds too old for tricks

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  40. Happy Birthday to the cat! You are certainly aging well!

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    1. Hopefully it stays that way
      Here at our bay

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  41. Aw, nice to see him still getting up to his old tricks. My Tribble is about to turn 1, and he's too huge too fat to still think himself the owner of my lap. He still tries though :)

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    1. lol makes your legs go to sleep fast I bet
      As can be done by this pet

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  42. Happy birthday cat!!!! Even as someone allergic to kitty cats, I have to admit I want to mush you in the kitten pictures. Hahaha

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    1. haha the cat would run
      If any mushing was done

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  43. aww I love the pics, how fun
    especially the kitty one
    so cute, happy b-day!
    celebrate away :)

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  44. aww I love the pics, how fun
    especially the kitty one
    so cute, happy b-day!
    celebrate away :)

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  45. Happy Birthday to your darling pussy cat. A cutie pie at that! At least your cat has some class and doesn't stick her face in a dog's ass. My cat did that and more, I fear her tongue is now sore. Your cat is sweet and deserves a special treat

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    1. haha yeah neither do that
      Wouldn't want them to have a face full of scat

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  46. Happy Birthday dear Orlin
    You are such a handsome cat
    And were the cutest kitten ever
    Love to give you a pat... Pat!

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    1. Gonna pat Pat
      What is up with that? lol

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  47. Wow, you turned 6. Good for you.... do cats make that times 7?

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    1. 7 seems to work
      Not sure they find it a perk

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