Friday, February 6, 2015

When Well Meaning Hate Is Your Fate!

So the cat has a few and I am sure you do as well at your zoo. There are those people that are nice enough to thee but you still want to shove them in the sea. So how do you handle well meaning people you hate? Stuff them in a dog crate?

There they come.
The rather dumb.
The rather annoying.
Hate you aren't enjoying.

But along comes hate.
Thanks to some trait.
They just irk you,
And they haven't got a clue.

So what to do?
Say what's true?
That is one way.
But may ruin their day.

Instead pass gas.
They will forget any sass.
Stick your finger up your nose.
Yeah, that would cause everyone woes.

Talk to a stranger.
That could bring danger.
Walk faster the other way?
Get some exercise, come what may.

Spit when you talk.
That will end their squawk.
A little spittle on their face,
And away they would race.

Be a close talker.
They'd then be a walker.
Have bad breath too.
Could scare away a few.

Pretend to be germy.
That could make some squirmy.
Pretend the phone rang,
But on you they still might hang.

Tell them your cat is waiting.
That won't get any hating.
Or maybe you have a date.
Say the date hates their hate worthy trait.

Or just ask them to borrow money.
They won't find that funny.
They will be long gone rather quick.
See, you can get rid of them slick.

There you are class, now you can scare them away in mass. Any good tips to scare away well meaning people you hate? The truth is too easy a fate. The non well meaning people you hate is another story. With them you can just get gory. You can then use more than gas, unless yours is toxic like that from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

83 comments:

  1. "So how do you handle well meaning people you hate?"
    Give them an idiotic grin to say their ideas are great
    They will feel nice with it
    They'll make a quick exit
    That'll save the day, can still refer to them as 'mate'

    Hank

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    1. A grin could work
      To back off a jerk
      Think you are making fun
      And away they run

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  2. The narcissistic are most fun
    Tiz easy to get them on the run
    Just start a soliloquy about one's self
    You'll soon be sitting alone on the shelf

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    1. haha yep, can't hear their own name
      Off they run as fast as they came

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  3. Hate is dumb
    It makes me numb.
    Narcissism is even dumber
    And it makes me number!

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  4. Ask to borrow money - clever idea! Although there's no one I truly hate. Dislike, maybe...

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    1. Yeah can't say I have super hate for many at all
      But many I'd rather avoid at my hall

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  5. So how do you handle well meaning people you hate? Pray for them and yourself (lol).

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    1. haha not sure that would work fast enough
      So may have to get rough

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  6. You gave great advice to keep people away
    Or to keep them at bay
    I'll try to use some of them in the days ahead
    Hopefully they'll fill others with dread

    betty

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    1. One or two
      Should scare away those you want at your zoo

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  7. So basically make yourself disgusting so you dont have to deal with people. Interesting tactic. Not sure it would work as many people are rude and would just use the disgusting habits as a reason to talk to you more. To make them stop!

    cestlavie22.wordpress.com

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    1. lmao I suppose that could be the case
      But at least they won't give you germs with an embrace

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  8. Oh, I love that. Ask them to borrow money. rofl That should send them away screaming.

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    1. haha yep, they will run the other way
      And leave you alone to enjoy your day

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  9. I've been known to travel 3000 miles to escape the hater. Not always possible, but sometimes necessary. Here on the net - you're the one that has to go because hate is a fact of life here in the sphere.
    Delete, block, but mostly ignore. They won't go away always clamoring for sure!
    Turn it off and go for a walk!
    Join me?

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    1. Yeah going 3000 miles the other way
      Is much better then hearing what the hater has to say
      A walk is fine by me
      Shut the computer down and ignore the hate with glee

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  10. The money one will send them flying

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  11. Everyone sent to us with prompt
    to teach the lesson of wisdom:
    how handle diverse folk
    and accept them all.

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    1. Hmm wisdom you say?
      Even the very annoying ones at a work bay?

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  12. Lots of good ideas but it is just easier not to hate anyone. There just has to be something good in everyone, well almost everyone

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    1. haha I suppose that is true
      Except for maybe a few

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  13. I've had my share
    Some I've not treated fair
    The best cure for me
    Is to do something nice secretly
    Make them wonder and stew
    Takes all the pressure off you

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    1. Hmm that isn't bad
      Watching them stew would have fun to be had

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  14. Aw geez. I know people who spit when they talk, and whose breath could choke a skunk. And worse yet, one of them asked to borrow money the other day... oh NO! Could it be? Could it be they're actually trying to get rid of ... ME?

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    1. lmao well you just never know
      Now you'll have to be on your guard at your blog show

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  15. I don't hate anyone
    though some could be annoying
    or negative, spoiling the fun

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    1. There are many who can be that
      And avoided by the cat

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  16. haha, I hate this problem! Being annoyed and bugged by perfectly nice people is so annoying. Pretending to be germy might be my new out!

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    1. Germy can work on many indeed
      Fake a cough and say something is taking seed

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  17. Hee hee! Half the time I don't have to pretend to be germy. Sigh. Good suggestions!

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    1. lol germs just like you
      There at your zoo

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  18. Well, I do like most everyone butmwill pas on the gas ones MOL!

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    1. lol a good choice
      As it won't make any rejoice

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  19. orlin N cassie....

    de tried N troo method that haz rained thru cat dom sinz de begin ing oh time werks best for uz....

    when we see sum one we hate...we bak R asses up two em N spray !!



    heerz two a mustard eel & marlin kinda week oh end ♥

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    1. That scares everyone away
      Smells too they say

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  20. Most of us don't have to pretend to be germy... we already are. Maybe we could tell them we have worms. That would scare them away.

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    1. lol they'd run for cover indeed
      If worms are told at any feed

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  21. Love the tip about asking to borrow money. Gotta remember that. Though I don't think I hate anyone, there are a few I really dislike. And I avoid them at all costs!

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    1. Avoiding them can't always be the case
      So the money one can take its place

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  22. Walk faster the other way is what I'd like to do most of the times I meet somebody I do not want to talk to ;) But somehow it never works...they see you before you start the running ;D

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    1. lol need to keep an better eye out
      Then run away before they shout

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  23. I am ultra polite, but have managed to skitter away.

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    1. Sometimes just have to run
      When some annoy a ton

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  24. Ha -I like the idea of pretending to be germy
    that would certainly make a hater squirmy
    but also consider pretending to be wormy!

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  25. Ask for some dough
    And watch them go.
    Wise advice from you.
    It's tried and true.

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    1. When it comes to money
      People run away quite funny

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  26. Being gross is a great way of getting rid of someone you don't want hanging around

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    1. One way to scare them away
      And not have to listen to what they say

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  27. I tend not to drive people away by doing any of that stuff because then they talk to others about this bad trait I've got :P

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    1. I suppose word of mouth would be bad
      May have to tweak things a tad

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  28. i usually claim a flesh eating disease...
    or scream UNclean Unclean...to scare them away...
    it does just the thing....

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    1. lol must thing you are a tad crazy too
      But it all works to get them away from you

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  29. I just try to distance myself from people I can't stand

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    1. The best way to be
      Ignore them with glee

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  30. Some excellent suggestions. Asking to borrow money should do the trick for most.

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    1. Yep, scare all away
      Unless they are rich on display

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  31. Someone asking to borrow money sends me running... I never thought to try it to get rid of someone, buwahahahah

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    1. lol use it in reverse
      Unless it backfires and they open their purse

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  32. I had a friend
    Who would fake a nervous tic
    Made people feel odd
    So another they woud pick

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    1. haha that works too
      Have to try that at my zoo

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  33. Oh I have tried almost all of these and funny how they just never seem to get it. They keep talking and never leaving

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    1. Some never gets it through their head
      Can leave one filled with dread

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  34. How do you handle well meaning people I hate?
    Well, not too good... It must be fate

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    1. One way to scare them away
      Tell them like it is at your bay

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    2. Will do
      Or I smack them with a shoe

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    3. Might get sued
      As they find that rude

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  35. Some people need to know when to shut up

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