Manzanita you first, I will make you go as you are old and may burst. What will you do to clean the whoopdi friggin doo scene?
A little porn at early morn
Makes the day bright without a scorn
Well, I think that would get rather dirty. Rosey, with customers how will you get flirty?
Anyone else thinking Frederick's of Hollywood on that last one? bwuahhaa
I suppose that would do. Theresa, will you stand guard at Whoopdi Friggin Doo?
I know a few in real life and want to punch them in the mouth every time I see them.
That will keep a safe set. Betsy, will you take care of every pet?
Just makes you want to cross the line when someone says you can't.
So just say no and away you go. Got it! Fundy Blue, will you clean up audience spit?
this post made me feel like I was in a straight jacket and having trouble breathing
Umm so in the loony bin? Adam, will you do it my way and pass work in?
I always hated "their special way" when people transfer it to work and their your boss
Damn, how rude. Suza, will you show our patrons attitude?
So what if I told you
I was a Nigerian Princess
And needed a small investment
Would you give me your business?
High and mighty you say? That works any day. Humbird can you keep up or fall behind like a pup?
Even if he wrote months ahead
he always finds the food for your head.
Feeding us and ahead, check! Truedessa, can you amuse from our ship deck?
even if I wear mismatched socks
I would gladly dance with a bear
Yeah, that would amuse and maybe confuse. Alex, will you fix a fuse?
I'd say there is more than one way to skin a cat, but that would be really wrong here
I said fuse, not cat. Hank, can you do better than that?
Without a break # 43
I suppose you could count our money. Gloria, will you make the honey?
Well you always surprise me (in many ways) creepy dolls? Uh?
Is that a yes? Brian, will you be our lawyer or something like it I guess?
definitely you should read the fine print or you might get bent on a deal
Hmm I suppose that will do. Al, has a question for you.
For the money I pay
Don't wanna go THAT way.
Hmmm oh so wrong. Betty, ready to sing our theme song?
Oh the power of advertising
it catches a few
with promises of things
that are rarely true
Is that a yes as well? Tabbies of Trout Towne, will you spell?
the cats orlin cassie & their dad Pat ...
yes their books have crossed our mat
we have really enjoyed each & every one
so sit down & read coz they are quite fun !
That is a no. Mary Kirkland, anything to add below?
Yeah because drunk airline passengers seems like a great idea
See, such confusing cats. Mary, will you clean our floor mats?
So enthusiastic for such a thing. Keith, ready to clean the garbage out and sing?
Well this solution is rather, um, shitty
But i must admit, it's quite witty
Another yes that we'll take. Snowcatcher, ready to make a snowflake?
Now I know what I should have done
With the raccoon poop left under my sun
I guess not. Stephanie Faris, ready to make the crowd hot?
My husband does that in the car.
Hmmm err umm okay. Anne, can you keep all in play?
The Pumpkin Man of Doom
A nice threat I suppose. Marg, will you keep us on our toes?
Also I have Netflix deal so I will see if I can get some of them like that
World wide fame. Brian the cat, what is your final claim?
Maybe I will try to Count Dracula!
Halloween is over. Next time I'll ask rover. And there you have your jobs, or lack there of. I hope your new career at Whoopdi Friggin Doo you love.
Good luck working at whoopdi friggin doo, it is not something the cat would want to do. But you may all have fun or just turn around and run. So ends this latest whoopdi friggin doo pass from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.