Hoia Baciu Forest is the place to be.
It is the Bermuda Triangle of Romania you see.
There all kinds of things taking place.
They even get visitors from outer space.
Supposedly much has occurred there.
Exaggeration may be at play by more than a hair,
But so many things seem to be said,
That it does leave thoughts in your head.
UFOs have been spotted a ton.
They fly through the air when out goes the sun.
There they fly and zoom,
Bringing forth doom and gloom.
Said to be a place that can send and receive,
As in you step in and this Earth you may leave.
A portal to another dimension of sorts.
I wonder if they play any sports?
Or maybe other realities could come due.
There is a difference between the two.
Not sure any of that is true.
But a story did come in view.
A 5 year old girl got lost in there,
She came out 5 years later unaware.
The same clothes on her back.
Maybe a wardrobe the aliens lack?
The demon eyes were said to be seen.
They glow and bounce like a jumping bean.
What is a jumping bean anyway?
Beats me at my bay.
Ghosts haunt the place.
Poltergeists even embrace.
Creatures of all types come to stay.
I guess they just can't get away.
No Bigfoot though.
That would top the show.
Bigfoot needs to go there.
He would make the ghosts choke on his hair.
People have come out though.
They had rashes and were sick from head to toe.
No idea why they got such a thing.
Oh and electronics also don't work or ring.
Now don't you want to hop a plane and go there? You will surely enjoy such a scare. No way you say? You are no fun at your bay. Go meet and greet an alien and get probed. Maybe they'll be kind enough to let you get disrobed. The ghosts may not have such class. Don't forget to report back, if you make it out alive, to my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.