Back to help you humans out once more here at my shore. Did you know your computer never gets offended? Well if Skynet comes that may have to be amended. But be sure you use the word computer when you speak or things could go quickly up the creek.
That model is out of date.
You may not have a fun fate.
A kick to the nether regions maybe?
Or pitched into the sea.
I thought you said this was hard?
Could send one walking across the yard.
Of course you meant computer stuff.
But you just created a huff.
Is that some sort of virus in there?
Could raise plenty of neck hair.
People will head for the hills.
No one will get any thrills.
I need to run a virus scan.
That won't win you a fan.
Be heaved in the ditch,
But at least you won't itch.
Your firmware is out of date.
Could offend your mate.
If they take it as clothes,
Or maybe some other woes.
I think you need a quick upload.
Could bring forth hate mode.
So watch your back,
For an impending attack.
Is it asking for a verification code?
Could set off weirdo mode.
Or maybe there is a lock somewhere.
What do I know at my lair.
I did a search but I can't find anything.
A sure fire blow to the ego at one's wing.
Maybe it is all the stress.
That 9-5 can leave you in a mess.
These things get smaller every year.
That sure won't get you a cheer.
May send one for beer,
Could even shed a tear.
Press here and win!
Yeah, you may not get sin.
May get a good kick.
Be careful what you pick.
There you are once more, some helpful advice from my shore. Just make sure to use the right word choice and then you will rejoice. Choose the wrong one and so ends any fun. You will at the very least get sass. Trust my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.