Thursday, March 12, 2015

A Computer Won't Hiss But You'll Lose Your Bliss!

Back to help you humans out once more here at my shore. Did you know your computer never gets offended? Well if Skynet comes that may have to be amended. But be sure you use the word computer when you speak or things could go quickly up the creek.

That model is out of date.
You may not have a fun fate.
A kick to the nether regions maybe?
Or pitched into the sea.

I thought you said this was hard?
Could send one walking across the yard.
Of course you meant computer stuff.
But you just created a huff.

Is that some sort of virus in there?
Could raise plenty of neck hair.
People will head for the hills.
No one will get any thrills.

I need to run a virus scan.
That won't win you a fan.
Be heaved in the ditch,
But at least you won't itch.

Your firmware is out of date.
Could offend your mate.
If they take it as clothes,
Or maybe some other woes.

I think you need a quick upload.
Could bring forth hate mode.
So watch your back,
For an impending attack.

Is it asking for a verification code?
Could set off weirdo mode.
Or maybe there is a lock somewhere.
What do I know at my lair.

I did a search but I can't find anything.
A sure fire blow to the ego at one's wing.
Maybe it is all the stress.
That 9-5 can leave you in a mess.

These things get smaller every year.
That sure won't get you a cheer.
May send one for beer,
Could even shed a tear.

Press here and win!
Yeah, you may not get sin.
May get a good kick.
Be careful what you pick.

There you are once more, some helpful advice from my shore. Just make sure to use the right word choice and then you will rejoice. Choose the wrong one and so ends any fun. You will at the very least get sass. Trust my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

121 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Where's the party at?
    Are you buying us drinks and stuff
    You know... us, who never get enough...

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    1. Blue number one again
      at the cat's rhyming bin
      perhaps he is sleeping in
      dreaming with a big grin
      so, you went in for the win
      to the sounds of a violin
      heard the cat had a twin


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    2. A bit of luck and science too
      Two in a row... what am I to do?

      Truedessa Dear I'm number one at the Kitty Shore
      Felt like coming back once more
      Will it be three in a row
      At the feline show
      Well, I don't know
      Maybe if I'm awake
      And Hank gives me a break

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    3. Three in a row
      You'll rock the show

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    4. Science you say
      Pffft copy and paste away
      No science to that
      Still fast at my mat
      Three in a row
      I don't know

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    5. It all depends on Hank
      The Poetry Tank

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    6. That it will
      At my blog hill

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  2. Buy a new one!
    Such fun!
    It's only $2,000 minus a mouse
    That's old school at our house
    Buy our special protection
    Giving us an um... inspection
    This one will last forever
    Like... never
    How clever
    Wanna steal our dough
    At our own show
    Laptops, tablets what else to buy
    Being on FB getting all high
    iPhone 9
    Have some wine
    Own it, show it, feel fine
    Not me, CAT,
    Not on this mat
    I'm no techno addict today
    Right here at your Kitty bay

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    1. The way to be
      Get what you need at your sea
      And screw the rest
      Who needs that pest
      FB can go pound sand
      In some far off land
      Or piss up a rope
      Do I use it, nope
      And never will again
      Here at my den

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    2. Like a... telescope?
      Face Booooo
      Scooby Dooo

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    3. Stare in space
      With the embrace

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  3. When you get a code in da node
    is when you change your virtual abode!

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  4. Computers become outdated quicker than anything else...well, except cell phones. Those go out of date even quicker!!

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    1. Ahh the date part is right
      Over your head at my site lol

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  5. Oh dear Blue,
    Now the target is YOU.
    As for me messing up your diet -
    Well, my laugh wasn't quiet!

    My computer woes are small as a dot,
    I just leave it all up to the Great Scot.
    Otherwise the Online would have to scat -
    I'd miss you dear Cat.

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    1. Like to be missed indeed
      Here at our feed
      But we don't stop
      As the rhymes plop

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    2. My diet
      Caused a riot
      Hey how are you today
      At you own blogger bay?

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    3. A diet riot
      Don't wanna try it
      Been there done that
      Here at my blog mat

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  6. wifi easiest way to connect
    to the vast allure of the internet
    how about some plug and play
    that could be taken the wrong way
    off I go to start my Thursday...
    hope you have a great one at your bay

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    1. haha a plug and play
      Could go a whole other way
      plug it in plug it in
      For the win

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    2. Could be indeed
      What takes seed

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  7. And this morning I have updates to install
    which involve a reboot
    always something to do
    to keep me on my toes
    heaven knows!

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  8. Replies
    1. lol that is a good one
      Got it with the cats run

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  9. Replies
    1. Are you in a museum somewhere?
      Redneck one near your lair?

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    2. The Cat wants a honey baked ham
      Beats a Kitty Cat jam

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    3. Blah, we don't like that
      Not for this cat

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  10. Well wadda ya know, Blue did it again
    Beware of the grumper, he's out to win
    Ain't nothng wrong with his computer
    He thinks he's a smarty and getting cuter

    Something wrong with the time at my shore
    Computers are obsolete as they come through the door
    I guess old age is catching, stay clear of my abode
    You'll buy a new computer or end up as a toad

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    1. Have to buy
      Or steal from the blue guy
      I'd go for the later
      Then your wallet could remain fatter
      And just blame the humper for it
      Blue guy will believe that umm shit

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    2. Getting cutter.... I wish
      Like to put the wish into swish
      Or be served a king's dish
      Just no fried fish
      That's more the kitty's style
      Will chew on it for quite a while
      How's Manzanita doing today
      How's my plant at your bay?

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    3. Kitty will take the fish
      Dropped right in his dish

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    4. Cutter? Did I mean like butter?
      Cuter I'll never be at my sea

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    5. No botox injections for thee?
      Plastic not the way to be?

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  11. Funny, I just leared of firmware this week
    I'm a really ancient one
    I like those computers
    and when they are not working, life is not fun

    betty

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    1. Yep, when they don't work
      It sure isn't a perk

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  12. I've been searching for a whole section of items here lately or a research project I'm doing and nuttin.' I'm amazed...all that vast source of knowledge and information and I can't find the thing I need. I finally gave up and started a new spin in that particular section. Easy is sometimes better than Google Scholar frustration. :)

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    1. lol you couldn't find a thing?
      Damn, that is rather bad at your wing
      Was it some obscure topic you tried?
      Maybe you need to go to the Internet dark side

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    2. Research on a particular school
      Being so selective played me the fool

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    3. Ahh selective can be a pain
      When not much info to drain

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  13. "Choose the wrong one and so ends any fun"
    Computer-speak can get one off to a long run
    Never you mind
    At your own time
    It may get outdated fast to outpace everyone

    Hank

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    1. Outdated fast
      A thing of the past
      Away ones goes
      Where to, who knows

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  14. Haha it's funny to read about this topic while all pleasantly rhymed since it is so frustrating when happening!! Lol

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    1. Frustrating when it comes due
      Can sure turn one blue

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  15. They have made our lives much more complicated, haven't they?!

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    1. Complicated while easier at the same time
      Better off watching a mime

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  16. I don't know a lot about computers but I do love to play with them. I back up everything important in a back-up drive. This gives me a little freedom to take a few risks. I keep my virus protection up to date. My latest computer snafu was I overloaded the memory on my lap top.

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    1. Keeping everything backed up is a good thing
      Just in case it fries or gives a death ring

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  17. Im agree ! sometimes they are really complicated!
    The virus are terrible:(

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    1. A virus can shut it down
      Make you go to repair town

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    2. Unless it's a bluebery virus at your shore
      Then you'll want some more

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  18. Viruses are the worst! I do my best to keep my computer protected.

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    1. That is all we can do
      Here at our zop

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    2. Does your zop
      Make you hop? lol

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  19. I don't think computers go out of date like they used to. I've had mine for probably four years and it wasn't the greatest thing back then either. I won't get a new one until this one stops working.

    Though there are plenty of people who want the best new thing every time they blink

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    1. Yeah those people waste and waste
      Getting new post haste

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    1. Tell someone they are out of date and you sure won't mate

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    2. Throw you in a hole
      Or tie you to a flag pole

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  21. Computers are pretty darn easy as long as they are working properly!

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    1. Then if not they suck
      Leaving one crap outta luck

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  22. Ah, this is sedentary work!
    Once you sit - no walk!
    So you need to choose
    whether fingertips to use
    or to skip away
    at the pathway.

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    1. Skip away
      And go astray
      Way to be
      At ones sea

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  23. hey i do know the one or other person whose firmware seems a bit out of date and an update would come in handy - ha

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    1. lol maybe plug them in
      And get an update win

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  24. All my equipment is out of date
    I just keep using it at any rate
    I do keep the virus software in tune
    So I don't have to buy again soon

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    1. Virus is the key
      To stay in tune at your sea

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  25. I don't care if my computer is out of date. As long as it runs, it's fine with me.

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    1. Running is fine
      By this feline

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    2. Unless it's running away
      From your bay

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  26. Harry's computer died last night
    Bought a new one, the price was a fright! ha.

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    1. haha I bet it was indeed
      Geez, went over your head too at my feed lol

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    2. It didn't go over my head,
      your little innuendo dread. ha.
      I just had Harry's computer on my mind
      and my comment went that way, so be kind.
      Your play on words was pretty funny.
      So sorry I disappointed you, honey.

      Saying My fingers can dance on your keyboard with ease,
      could start to stir a warm breeze.
      But don't confuse lap dance with lap top
      or your flirtations could be a flop!
      Some could offer to wipe your screen
      and you wouldn't feel it's keen!

      Better? ha.

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    3. hahaha just checking to be sure
      Never know what old age will endure
      A big computer bill is always on the mind
      As those suckers aren't kind
      That was better indeed though
      With your innuendo flow

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  27. What is firmware. I only know it as underwear to keep in all the fat. If my computer goes...I have no clue what to do

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    1. Well it kinda does that for a computer too
      How, I've little clue

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  28. Verification code...Gmail password...Windows password...PayPal password.........Help me!

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    1. lol passwords abound
      Type them in at the sound

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  29. orlin N cassie...

    anda good thing de computer never getz oh fended coz itz been called everee thing frum A ta Z and bak again ....for that matter de printer two....course bee inn catz ...we haz cut de... mouz.... sum slack !! ♥♥♥

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    1. The printer you can smash though
      Just give a bashing it a go

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  30. Yup, those viruses are the worst. Just hope the security keeps on working.

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  31. Virus's are a pest whether human or on the internet.

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  32. Did the word check throw you off?/Did it perhaps make you cough?/Computers sometimes can be fun/just don't leave them too long in the sun! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Or they will be fried
      Taking the big death ride

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  33. Viruses are such a pain. I just bought a new laptop because my old 5 year old one was soooooo slow and I had to restart the browser like 5 times a day in order for it to work. This one is so much better.

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    1. When you get new
      It sure is a whole new view

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  34. Running a virus scan isn't a bad thing before you take the plunge. Keeps it from being shared

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    1. lol no swapping stds is a good thing
      At every blog wing

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  35. A computer might not get offended but I have heard Siri act offended before.

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    1. Maybe needs an update
      Or help finding a mate

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  36. My hubby takes of that for me ~ I just sign in and start tapping ha ~

    hey, where's hank? Good to see read the conversation from the start ~

    Have a good day Pat ~

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    1. Tap away all through the day
      Hank must be on break at his bay

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  37. Yeah, 2 computers have died in the last week at my shore. With this new computer, I supposedly get more. Yes the viruses keep trying to dock. Good thing I have a fire lock. My car died, too, but that belongs at another zoo.

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    1. Damn, one expensive week
      There at your blog creek

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  38. Very helpful. When I have trouble, I always blame it on Skynet. You know it's coming.

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    1. It will get us one day
      Hopefully I'm dead and gone away

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  39. I have an update going on right now expecting me to shut my computer down.
    Doesn't the stupid thing know I have work do? I hate you computer. I hate you.

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    1. haha filled with such hate
      For the stupid pestering update

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  40. New firmware for dairy-air
    Means I care.
    Blue's on a roll
    He's everywhere I scroll.

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    1. ROCK n' roll!
      Let's take a stroll

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    2. Blue is yappy
      Can be quite flappy
      Dairy-air so blue
      Wants in in view

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  41. I wonder what the world would be like if all computers (mobile phones and all other gadgets too) would not turn on, even just for a day. The horror! Especially to those who can't live without computers. Oh wait. That's everyone from age 2 to 82! :P

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    1. haha yep, we'd slip into chaos indeed
      As everything runs on them now at every feed

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  42. Control Insert and Enter keys
    Would certainly give an option to please
    And who could forget the floppy drive
    Might need a wee boost to keep it alive

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    1. haha might need a bit of a thrill
      Or there is always a little blue pill

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