Wednesday, March 4, 2015

A Little Shoo For Your Insecure View!

So you want to make that insecure stuff shoo? Think it is hard to do? Bah, it is as easy as can be. Just follow along with me.


Still oh so insecure,
After my previous allure?
Hmm that could be taken wrong.
Might make all sing the insecurity song.

But it has to shoo,
Not stick like glue.
Jump away like a kangaroo,
At the count of two.

Why use three?
Two is faster for thee.
One, two, poof.
There goes the insecure goof.

Would poof be three?
Don't argue with me.
It's one, two, go.
No three is to show.

Go all Lethal Weapon on you?
Guess that at my zoo?
Score one for you.
What? Oh yeah, the shoo.

The shoe dropped.
Something flopped.
The cake wasn't topped.
The pic was cropped.

All things the same,
In a roundabout claim.
Just sit and think.
Get it? Wink, wink.

Still need a shoo?
It can't be true.
You have stopped thinking.
Oops, things aren't sinking.

Can you be out of your head?
Wouldn't that make you dead?
Maybe a ghost in bed?
New thrill at club med.

Maybe I'll get a kickback,
For such an idea at my shack.
Shack up with a ghost.
It will spread from coast to coast.

See? Now your insecurity climbed a tree. You were too busy trying to make sense of my nonsense. Sense of nonsense can go on either side of a winding fence. Can see what you want to see and forget about insecurity. Just get out of your head for a while. Change that insecure dial. Just go roll in the grass. It works for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

138 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT! Guess who's back in town
    Wearing a Bora crown
    It's your favorite goo mister Blue
    How do you do?
    Any chance we'll find my kangaroo shoe?
    Hello, Hank!
    The one and only Poetry Tank.
    Well, what do you know...
    We're all in the Kitty Cat show

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    1. Why, thank you Hank! How are you today at your poetry bay?

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    2. Stop to make this Grumpy!!
      You only make to win Hank!

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    3. Am still having a roll
      Things are under control!

      Hank

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    4. oh oh, Hank worked so hard
      to claim the number one spot
      but then lost today
      by Blue and Hank not

      betty

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    5. Blue snuck in
      With his copy and paste win
      Such a cheater
      When he is a defeater lol

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  2. Kept showing yesterday's post until just now for me
    Thought I would still try but now unhappy
    Not #1
    Under your sun

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    1. lol sure blame that
      The dirty blogger rat

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    2. It's true, it's true
      Would I lie to you?

      :-D

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    3. Ummm maybe you would
      The cat is watching you at his hood

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  3. Things that stick like glue
    Make me go boo hoo hoo
    To which I add a Scooby Doo
    Hello, how are you?
    Jump away like a kangaroo
    With or without a kangaroo shoe?
    Insecurity makes me grin
    Tossed it in the bin
    I'm too old for that shit
    But I'm I'm no writer, so that's about it
    Lethal Weapon one, two, three
    I'd better skip four or reboot it for free
    The shoe dropped
    Something flopped
    Good thing nothing flipped
    Or you took a hike and tripped
    Get it? Do you know what I mean?
    I'm I being clear at the Kitty Cat scene?
    Ha! Stealing my line from coast to coast
    Well, it's almost your birthday, so let's toast
    What do you mean it's not?
    I spent a dime on the intel I got
    Say it ain't so
    At your show
    Guess who's got to go...
    Don't you know?

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    1. Damn Blue you came back for real
      Signed, sealed and delivered that deal!

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    2. Look at you go
      With the flow
      That number one really got you going
      With your #1 showing
      Stole a line
      Works for the feline
      Intel you say
      Hmm maybe at your bay
      Have to wait and see
      What comes to be
      That day will be busy
      Leaving some in a tizzy

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  4. Insecure? I'm too old for this shite. (Can you believe it's been over 25 years since Lethal Weapon came out?)

    No wait, now you'll continue to call Old One Eyed…why do I keep adding fuel to your fire? I must have some desire for you to tease because for it sure does please!

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    1. Yeah 25 years is a long arse while
      Still holds up with the i'm too old for this shit dial
      You stepped right into the old one eye there
      See, you really do want it at your lair

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  5. Im absolutely sure the cat isn't insecure !!:)

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  6. Yea, cat. I couldn't figure out if you wanted me or my insecurity to go away. Hahahaha but, I did read it twice and then read the bottom where it said "making sense out of nonsense". You tricked me!!!!! Hmph

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    1. lol made you read it a few times
      That is better than getting you going on mimes
      So gullible at your sea
      But sure works for me

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  7. Dang, I'm so insecure now I can't even think of a witty comment.

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    1. Figures it would work backwards on a redneck
      Go pop some zits and you won't be a wreck lol

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  8. Three times the charm. Have a good morning.

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    1. One two three
      Poof it goes from thee

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  9. "So you want to make that insecure stuff shoo?"
    There are some things though one has got to do
    Relax and think
    Or have a fling
    Things will then fall into place without further ado

    Hank

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    1. A fling could make it go
      Or add more strife down below

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  10. Sure was lots of nonsense to us but it does make sense just to take a roll in the grass.

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    1. Nonsense wins the day
      A rolling in the grass or hay

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  11. If you want amusement in the early morn
    See the race for number one, winners toot their horn
    Larry, Mo and Curly are in the race today
    Looking for another win no matter what they say

    What makes insecurity, heck, I do not know
    It's better yet to "busy up, help neighbors shovel snow
    "Shack up with a ghost" then boast, it'll keep you busy
    Have no time to sit and pine, won't leave you in a tizzy

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    1. Might bot be fulfilling
      And maybe just a little thrilling
      As a ghost you'll go right through
      Shacking up could get sticky for one of the two lol
      Which one is blue?
      I'm guessing Moe at my zoo

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  12. My mind is too elevated,
    To be so bated.
    Oh who am I trying to kid,
    Security's on the skid!

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    1. Skid into the snow
      Freeze it in place on the go

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  13. Quite a battle for number one today.
    It goes all Lethal Weapon on me and I'll go all Ninja on it.

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    1. All over they are
      At my sand bar
      Hopefully no loo boom
      May bring ninja doom

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  14. I wish my insecurities about writing would shoo just as easily! ♥

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  15. I wish my insecurities about writing would shoo just as easily! ♥

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    1. Well you never know
      A shoo-ing they can go

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  16. Not insecure to write
    because it is just a hobby for me
    but if looking at it as a career
    I could not do it as I do so carelessly

    betty

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    1. Carelessly may be the way
      Then you can write, leave and get pay

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  17. Thanks for helping my insecurities fly. Ouch, one just landed in my eye. Just kidding. Hope your insecurities do your bidding.

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    1. Glad they fly to coup
      With no eye loop

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  18. One, two, poof
    And jump like guff
    One, two, go
    You #1 at your show!

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    1. Skip a few
      And 100 you could be in view

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  19. I wish I could make them disappear just like that. Poof! They're not gone but I did smile.

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    1. lol well a smile works too
      Here at my zoo

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  20. Most wonderful to read, wish I had your imagination.

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    1. Out it flies from me
      As the imagination lives free

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  21. Sometimes nonsense makes the most sense

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  22. If the shoo fits
    Then wear it.
    No point in being scared
    When in life you're dared
    To succeed and not fail.
    Just put yourself on sale.
    Pitch your goods right
    And pocket your cash that night.

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out

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    1. But be sure and pack protection
      Just in case of detection
      What protection is that?
      Beats the cat

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  23. Your post made me laugh, it made me giggle, it made me say "Say what?"
    The important thing though, is that my securities are gone.

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    1. That was the main thing
      Trying to do at my wing

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  24. making sense out of nonsense
    figuring it out could make you tense
    but, maybe I like some suspense
    to figure it out, spare no expense
    don't mind critics, plan you defense
    some don't' get it they are dense
    a cat watching birds on a fence
    maybe, candy from Peds will dispense
    collect your thoughts burning incense
    many will willingly add their two cents
    hmm..did any of this really make sense

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    1. I like nonsense, it can be fun
      especially when rhyming can be done

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    2. Nonsense is grand
      Across the land
      Can lend a hand
      And usually not bland
      So tune up the band
      Do a hand stand
      Sit on the fence with the cat
      But it might break if one is too fat

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  25. And here I am scratching my head,
    trying to make sense of everything you said.
    But yep, I've forgotten my insecurities
    And that definitely puts me at ease.

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    1. haha just made you look like a monkey
      Scratching away oh so funky

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  26. Nothing like a little nonsense to set your mind at ease!

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  27. Nothing like a little nonsense to set your mind at ease!

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  28. I've been making sense of nonsense for years. bahhahaa #familylife

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    1. So you are a pro
      There at your family show

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  29. Broke is no joke.
    Penniless not funny.
    No dough really blows.

    Wait...

    Did you say nonsense?
    I thought I read non cents.
    Only goes to prove
    this commenter is way dense.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Well you are still right
      There at your site
      Broke sucks a ton
      It sure is no fun

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  30. You say "Poof",
    My dog says "Woof"
    You speak the truth
    or my mom's name isn't Ruth.
    Let's get rid of insecurity
    and bathe in tranquility

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    1. But watch the germs
      And catching worms
      As you bathe away
      There at your bay

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  31. My daughter tell my gr-daughters: Get over yourself! Keep going!

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    1. The way to be
      Keep on going at ones sea

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  32. Nonsense I say
    Helps me get through the day!

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    1. Helps out all around
      Even from a hound

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  33. Too funny. I never thought about that expression, out of your head. hmmm

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    1. Yeah that is a bit weird
      Like Santa without a beard

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  34. Getting out of my head is exactly what I need to do. It's never quite so easy, though...

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    1. The voices want to speak
      At each and every creek

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  35. orlin N casie...we wood climb an in secura tee tree bee for a bass terd burd filled tree... sew itz all good with uz... even tho we haz NOE in secura teez...bout uz at all....

    hay, due R buttz look fatter late lee ?

    ♥♥♥

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    1. Those burds have you at every corner
      Need to call little Jack Horner?

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  36. I feel my insecurity leaving already. :)

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  37. I seem to be very secure with my insecurities!

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    1. Well at least you are
      A conundrum at your sand bar

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  38. Alrighty then!
    Let the security begin.
    Insecurities only get under my skin.
    Much to my chagrin.

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    1. You have to let them in
      If not, then they can't win

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  39. My new matra is one, two, shoo:)

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    1. And flush it down the loo
      Much better for you

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  40. Just get out of your head for a while. haha. Love that.
    Yep, just pretend to be secure
    and security will have an allure.
    Once you just do it
    your spirits will lift.
    Confident you'll be.
    Take it from the kitty.

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    1. That you will
      Nonsense fits the bill
      Secure you will be
      Playing pretend at your sea

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  41. I did get out for a while and take a walk while reading all these posts. Did not roll in the grass though; already got a head cold and don't need alergies messing with me too.

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    1. Ugg that would be no fun
      Rolling in grass shouldn't be done

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  42. Lots of shoos to choose from here
    I'd need more closet space, I fear
    More sox, however, I could use
    I like to wear them more than shoos.

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    1. Sox without shoes
      How can you lose
      Unless you peruse
      On a germy cruise

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  43. I don't get into the whole insecure writers thing, but I do remember the minor panic when teachers made us peer review each other's work.

    Nobody enjoys criticism.

    NOBODY

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    1. Enjoy is a strong word
      More like appreciate it tactfully from the herd

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  44. No rolling in the grass at my show
    But I could take a nice sled in the snow
    I'd be so busy keeping fingers warm at my sea
    I'd have no time for insecurity

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    1. Fingers warm from the storm
      Insecurity sure wouldn't be the norm

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  45. PS: Fun again at your zoo
    With Grumpy, Hank and Sue

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  46. I am sometimes insecure
    If I forget to put on some deodorant to be sure

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  47. It worked, it worked.
    Insecurity has been jerked.
    At little time at your space
    and now I'm an ace.

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    1. Yippee for me
      And even you
      It decided to flee
      Thanks to my zoo

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  48. You have my head spinning
    with those confusing rhymes winning
    over my insecurities
    and lack of maturities ~
    Sorry you're buried in snowy piles
    while I walk the sand for miles.
    No Murphies Law for me.
    I'm as lucky as can be!
    May you avoid a wintery storm
    and stay snuggy and warm!

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    1. A hermit I will be
      Here at my sea
      As you play in the sand
      Hmph, I say at my land

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  49. Hmmm... shacking up with a ghost
    Could inspire a great post
    Wonder if his libido
    Would be a torpedo

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    1. I'd rather have a her
      Particularly without fur

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  50. What I would give to roll around in the grass right now. If you have some to spare, please send it my way. I'll trade you for all of the snow piled up in my yard!

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    1. Sadly all we have is snow
      And it doesn't want to go

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  51. Figuring out nonsense distracts me from stress!

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  52. Okay, that's it. I'm putting the coffee on. Be at my house in twenty minutes. I need to be your pal.

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    1. lol I think twenty minutes is pushing it
      Not sure a plane can fly that fast as I sit

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  53. a ghost in the bed
    may have allure for some,
    but what of all that sticky ectoplasm?
    i will wait for the other shoo to drop
    before i stop

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    1. Yeah that would screw with my ocd
      Not something I want sticky near me

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  54. Well, anyone who is very insecure
    would steer clear of the blogosphere
    thinking there was so much to fear
    and nothing to bring one cheer.

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    1. Or they'd whine and whine
      Seen a few down the line

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    2. I was thinking blogging would make you more secure.... You can pretend to be anyone you want to be.

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    3. Very true,
      Even a cat in view

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  55. I recently made some cake without "toppings" and it turned out quite well nonetheless.

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    1. Always good
      When that happens at your hood

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  56. Love your Shoo, LOL. Thanks
    Blessings

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