So the Internet is great. It allows the cat to rant at a daily rate. But can you be addicted to it? I suppose we shall see with this rhyming hit.
The Internet goes out.
You scream and shout.
You need it back.
The cable guy you attack.
You get sick.
Those germs are ick.
Screw someone in the know.
First to the internet you go.
You have to tell,
Scream, shout, yell.
All the same thing,
With it's loud ring,
Moving on anyway.
You have to join the fray.
Telling all what you did today.
On Facebook, Twitter and whatever else at play.
You take picture of food,
Which your family finds rude,
Every single time before you eat,
So you can go, tweet!
You post on message boards all day.
You have to have your say.
You are Bieber's biggest fan.
He's not a flash in the pan.
You take a vacation days from work,
And to your elation on the internet you can lurk.
You can now spend 24/7 on the internet,
Ignoring your spouse, kids and pet.
Your idea of a vacation is looking online,
At pictures of a beach that are so fine.
You sit and stare all day.
Just look at the volleyball players play.
You watch cute animal videos all day.
You just can't help but hit play.
They are just oh so cute.
You even watch them at work on mute.
You search for ways to get rich.
Believing all with their rich itch.
Wasting money hand over fist.
Adding every new fad to the list.
No, you can't be addicted to the Internet. What was being thought by this pet? It just can't happen to any human near or far. Who'd want to look at pictures of a sand bar? Pffft the cat has better things to come to pass, like lick clean my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.