There are many ways to send a resume at your bay. The cat has seen a few doozies on display. Yeah, don't use doozy if you want to win. Such words will get in thrown in the trash bin.
Resume is sent.
It has to make a dent.
It was done so well.
Oops, you can't spell.
I'm intrested in here more about that.
My, your IQ must be rather flat.
The refuse place won't even take you.
Hopefully welfare will do.
This will get your hired.
You will never get fired.
Enough dough to fill your tummy,
You include a letter from mommy.
Hobbies: enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians.
Damn, a step up from stallions?
I guess you believe in population control.
Watch out Chinese and Italians when out for a stroll.
Next be sure and give all a thrill.
Even those who need a little blue pill.
Say you know about the bees and the birds,
And can persuade people sexually with your words.
Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse.
Damn, couldn't make it around the course?
Poor horse got lots of attention at least.
I hope you were nice to the beast.
Skills: attention to detail, strong work ethic, team player, attention to detail.
Hmmm that is one big epic attention fail.
Maybe it was just an off day?
Maybe a little ADD at play?
Summer work: Took care of elderly and vegetable people.
Are the veggie people in the shape of a steeple?
That would mean they are carrot like.
Maybe the broccoli ones took a hike?
And if you want to be a drama queen.
There is no need to make a scene.
Make it such an interesting display,
Write it, act 1, act 2, like a play.
Finally, if you want a resume with heft,
Go ahead and explain your theft.
You may have stole a pig.
But it was a small pig, the size of a twig.
Does anyone think any of that is a good idea to use? Damn, if so the cat may abuse. At least the blunders are fun to peruse and they can surely amuse. Maybe one day I'll do a resume all in rhyme. I'm sure I'll be hired in no time. Pffft yeah I'd probably get sass. Thankfully no need for that from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.