So the cat has heard of this Murphy fellow and he seems to be anything but mellow. The guy gets the blame for everything bad. He must have thought his law was rad.
The worst of the worst.
There's nothing to quench your thirst.
Rant and shout all about,
The law is to blame as to why you're out.
Not that you were too lazy to buy a drink.
Or too cheap to use a filter on the sink.
Nope, it is good old Murhpy's law.
That just has to leave you raw.
Going for a trip.
On a banana peel you slip.
You get in the wrong lane.
You miss your plane.
You sit there for an hour.
You get an airport germ shower.
You get on a plane next to crying baby.
You crash and die and just maybe,
It was all that Murphy guy.
His law made you fry.
Not that you were dumb enough to slip on a banana peel.
Is that even able to be a real deal?
But that is not all.
Those left at home ball.
They mourn your death.
Oh no, they can't catch their breath.
Carbon Monoxide has filled the house.
A cord got chewed by a mouse.
It made the house fill up.
It even affected the happy pup.
They scrambled to get out as they fade away.
But oopsy, the kids were left loose to play.
They set things on fire.
Now the flames are rising higher.
The whole house is up in smoke.
Everyone continues to choke.
They grab onto their head,
And all of them drop dead.
They curse Murphy in the afterlife.
He was the cause of all their strife.
Turns out Murphy also gave them a booby prize.
The neighbors, who could have saved them, were deaf and didn't hear their cries.
Yep, that just came out. Well it is the worst of the worst that took note. But pffft to blaming some dumb law. About as plausible as the above happening without a flaw. Murphy just wanted the fame. Now those who aren't bible thumpers out blaming the devil, curse his name. Bad crap will come to pass. No dumb Murphy's Law excuse is given by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.