Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Dumb Law Has A Flaw!

So the cat has heard of this Murphy fellow and he seems to be anything but mellow. The guy gets the blame for everything bad. He must have thought his law was rad.

The worst of  the worst.
There's nothing to quench your thirst.
Rant and shout all about,
The law is to blame as to why you're out.

Not that you were too lazy to buy a drink.
Or too cheap to use a filter on the sink.
Nope, it is good old Murhpy's law.
That just has to leave you raw.

Going for a trip.
On a banana peel you slip.
You get in the wrong lane.
You miss your plane.

You sit there for an hour.
You get an airport germ shower.
You get on a plane next to crying baby.
You crash and die and just maybe,

It was all that Murphy guy.
His law made you fry.
Not that you were dumb enough to slip on a banana peel.
Is that even able to be a real deal?

But that is not all.
Those left at home ball.
They mourn your death.
Oh no, they can't catch their breath.

Carbon Monoxide has filled the house.
A cord got chewed by a mouse.
It made the house fill up.
It even affected the happy pup.

They scrambled to get out as they fade away.
But oopsy, the kids were left loose to play.
They set things on fire.
Now the flames are rising higher.

The whole house is up in smoke.
Everyone continues to choke.
They grab onto their head,
And all of them drop dead.

They curse Murphy in the afterlife.
He was the cause of all their strife.
Turns out Murphy also gave them a booby prize.
The neighbors, who could have saved them, were deaf and didn't hear their cries.

Yep, that just came out. Well it is the worst of the worst that took note. But pffft to blaming some dumb law. About as plausible as the above happening without a flaw. Murphy just wanted the fame. Now those who aren't bible thumpers out blaming the devil, curse his name. Bad crap will come to pass. No dumb Murphy's Law excuse is given by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

100 comments:

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    1. It's now Perfect 10
      One so sublimed

      Hank

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    2. 10 in a row
      Double digits show

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    1. Hello Blue
      Nice seeing you!

      Hank

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    2. Blue was slow
      Only by seconds though

      Yippeee
      For me

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    3. I was sitting on the loo
      When I suddenly thought, "Scooby Doo!
      I'm late again at the Kitty Cat Show"
      But when you gotta go, you gotta go
      So, yeah, I was a tad too late
      It must be fate
      Hank's the number one guy
      In the Kitty Cat sky
      Great Post with a capital P
      In the place to be
      Not to mention from coast to coast
      Didn't mean to boast
      Let's toast!

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    4. Well I'd rather not have you hold it
      Then you'd be full of shit
      Literally at your sea
      Can have that come to be lol

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  3. Murphy's law "Dumb Law Has A Flaw!"
    Play your cards right but mind the door
    If can go wrong
    It will go wrong
    It is a question of avoiding all the gore

    Hank

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    1. Avoid and be smart
      Put the horse before the cart

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  4. But it is so much fun to blame him

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  5. Hilarious! Now that was a series of unfortunate events.
    As for the crying baby on the plane, I'd just move. I'm anxious enough just being on the plane without an infant screaming in my ear.

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    1. All because of a banana peel
      If it was full moving may not be a deal

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  6. Murphy's law
    could have a flaw
    a series of bad events
    that was quite the vent

    Gee, cat rather gloomy today
    here at your rhyming bay...
    but, funny anyway...

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    1. Bah a little doom and gloom
      Can still be fun as a rhyme does bloom

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  7. Murphy was an Irish lad
    Who's luck was always really bad.
    So he made a law to spread despair
    This way his luck is ours to share.
    Find a clover.
    Start all over.
    When all else fails, do not fear.
    Eat green hash and drink green beer.
    Your saintly day is coming near.

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    1. The me day is soon
      For the rhyming loon
      A saint they say
      The cat thinks they lie at our bay

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  8. murphy's law....another thing to blame instead of our own paw
    and paying for our own mistakes, like snakes in the grass
    murph will jump up and bite you on the ass

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    1. Yep, some use it as an out
      A bite to the ass would make me shout

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  9. Who is this guy named Murphy, I see him at the Pub
    I know he plays the horses from the guys his shoulder rub
    He always gets the blame when the poker players lose
    They say Murphy's got his law and they have another booze
    I wonder where ole Murphy sleeps, it's really quite the puzzle
    He opens Murphy's bed, of course, after many drinks to guzzle

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    1. And if a piece is missing
      There will be some hissing
      That puzzle has a flaw
      It's good old Murphy's law

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  10. What ever can go wrong
    will go wrong
    at the worst possible moment!
    haha...We always tease The Mister that Murphy is
    his invisible conjoined twin. It's all in fun, though.
    He just has rotten luck, don't you know!

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    1. But luck is a made up word too
      By the human crew
      Or maybe not
      That requires the cat to think a lot

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  11. Poor Murphy to have had such a law
    named for him and fate
    but we all seem to use it
    when stuck with something we might hate

    betty

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    1. Seems to sure flow
      When things get low

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  12. Great poet!!
    http://laviecestchic.blogspot.it
    facebook.com/laviecestchic

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  13. Well, at least he will be remembered forever whether it be good or bad. Murphy's ears must be ringing in the grave!!!!

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    1. True, remembered forever
      For his blame me endeavor

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  14. I hadn't heard about Murphy in a decade or two
    Interesting to hear he is still alive and well
    I thought he had long left for someplace new!

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    1. He may have kicked the bucket
      But are still making people go umm duck it

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  15. You outdid yourself. Calamity upon calamity and it was all poor Murphey's fault. I'm glad I don't know the bloke.

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    1. One thing led to another one
      As it was fun to have done

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  16. Haha!

    Everyone wants someone to blame,
    Murphy pesters us all the same,
    Sometimes a huge trip & fall,

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    1. Feels better when we have someone to blame for it all

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    2. haha that all do
      Fall and fall through
      Feeling better everywhere
      Cursing Murphy with a swear

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  17. I reckon the real Murphy got an ass whoopin' a time or two for makin' that stupid law.

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    1. Maybe that is why he is dead
      Off with his head

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  18. Exactly who was that Murphy fellow, anyway? MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. No one knows anymore
      Just a ghost at every shore

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  19. If I had a name like Murphy
    I'd get all the blame.
    But, between you and me?
    I'd just change my name.

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    1. Your ears would be raw
      If they grill you about the law
      So a change would be wise
      To avoid such cries

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  20. But not to Saddam Hussein.
    That'd be just insane.

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    1. What about Jack the Ripper?
      Think that would make any chipper?

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  21. lol this is awesome! Everytime I hear people say "it's Murphy's Law" I always think its such a creative excuse!

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    1. Not sure it can be creative anymore
      As it has been used so much it has become a bore

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  22. Yep, blaming Murphy has allowed a lot of people to forget their middle name is Murphy!

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    1. Yep, pass the buck
      All Murphy's luck

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  23. Murphy must not have many friends.

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  24. Murphy must not have many friends.

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    1. said it twice
      Your keyboard have lice?

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  25. I look forward to your post and am never disappointed, wel done Pat another good one,

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  26. I try to stay as far away from Murphy as possible!

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  27. Some people won't accept the blame for what they do,
    It's much easier say Murphy did it or else you.

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    1. Yep, shift the blame
      Is the name of their game

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  28. Haven't run in to him of late
    He might be plotting another's fate
    Maybe if he had a green beer or two
    He might have better luck at his zoo

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    1. Or maybe a pot of gold
      Then luck would take hold

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  29. You sit on the loo
    Thinking about your shoe
    Boo hooo hoooo
    What am I gonna do
    Oh crap Hank's gone be number one
    Oh what fun I need to run
    What do you mean my laptop's slow
    I need to get me to that Kitty Cat Show
    Oh no that stupid link
    Think, Blue, Think
    Um.... Rhymetime something harrrrrr
    I'd rather be sitting on a jar
    One minute to go I bet Hank is done
    He is.... number one.

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    1. Hank gets in
      More Murphy left you with sin
      Blame the poor law
      Hope you didn't wipe your ass raw

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  30. Murphy's law..isn't that the one where if something bad can happen it usually does? No, I could have that wrong. lol

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    1. Yeah, it goes something like that
      Concerning the worst possible stat

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  31. I'm sure Congress passed Murphy's Law

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    1. Seem to use it a lot
      Blame it when caught

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  32. From whence Murphy came? Rebel, he should.

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    1. And crate a new law
      One without a flaw

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  33. orlin N cassie

    18 cents anda sack oh friez says sum wear bak in time like... 1000 million bee cee...murfee waz a bass terd burd...

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    1. lol well you never know
      He was probably a Dodo

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  34. When things go wrong, things can really go wrong ~ Nothing to do with Murphy but fun to blame on someone else, ha ~

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    1. Yep, one wrong thing can lead to much worse
      In Murphy many do curse

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  35. And here I thought Murphy only visited our family. He really gets around.

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    1. Here, there and everywhere
      Screwing up lives without a care

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  36. Maybe instead of Murphy's Laws we should call them the laws of human nature. If it can be screwed up, someone will make it happen.

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    1. That works better indeed
      Humans will screw anything up with stupidity or greed

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  37. Haha!! Where I come from, that's called Sod's law!! Murphy is just an Irish drunk!

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    1. lol good you know the truth
      There at you booth

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  38. I know I have blamed Murphy quite a few times. Better than taking the blame myself

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    1. Don't want that weighing on you
      There at your zoo

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  39. He is an out for people who can't handle the truth

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    1. Nicholson is really Murphy you say?
      His man boobs are a scary display

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  40. I used to work in a bookstore and those stupid Murphy's Law calendars always flew off the shelves the first of the year. People sure do like to blame the old fellow.

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    1. They always need someone to blame
      Never knew they made a buck off his name

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  41. Dear Pat, it would appear that Murphy or his in-laws have a lot to answer for. Or not. Peace.

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    1. You never know
      Could answer for it high and low

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  42. M is for the way you move me.
    U is utter delight when you scream from pain.
    R is for the fellow with two word comments
    H is for hank who plays the game.
    Y is why the heck am I still trying to make a rhyme?

    Law, law, law, I'm lousy.

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    1. lol sure R will like that
      Delight from pain for the cat?
      You one of those umm rough humans there
      At your lousy law lair lol

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  43. poor Murphy... after all this time, he's been found out!

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    1. The cat caught him
      And did it on a whime

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  44. We call it the washed car effect here
    If you wash your car, the rain is near
    If you hang your laundry in the sun to dry
    Lightning and thunder are surely nearby
    If you plan a gathering to take place outside
    The storm is going to take you for a ride

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    1. The weather after you
      Seems to always want to come due

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  45. Murphy and Pessimism are best friends, or cousins, I'm not sure which... :)

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    1. The go hand and hand
      All across the land

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  46. Oh we had a screaming baby for 8 hrs and were stuck listening to it. I was praying someone would give that kid a little brandy in it's milk. Good ole Murphy's law-good to blame him...why not?:)

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    1. Ugg that would sure suck
      Blame Murphy for the rotten luck

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  47. Law flaw
    Fool rule
    Murphy correction
    Ah...perfection

    (Love your blog, Pat Hatt)

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    1. Thanks for the love
      As Murphy gets a shove

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