Friday, March 20, 2015

Gods Come To A Halt As We Open The Vault!

Well well well, twice in one week I ring the new book bell. How about that? Are you cursing the cat? I can take it, every little bit. This time another 18K word novel has come due and it rhymes through and through. Pat, Cassie, Drazin and I are back and this time on the god attack.

Drazin needed help,
So he gave a yelp.
Actually grabbed us.
We did put up a fuss.

Who needs godly mook germs?
He'll probably give us worms.
But we decided to help out.
Since we were stuck out and about.

The gods they came.
They played their game.
Egos upon high.
Weird names to spy.

Like Trashy and Clownstuff.
Don't they sound rough?
Maybe to Pat's OCD.
But they didn't bother me.

Drazin wanted to save all.
Could it be he really is a god at his hall?
Nah, just on the short bus.
But we'll let him pretend and make a fuss.

Up, down and all around.
Even Zeus was found.
Dragons were too.
They are scary between me and you.

But at least no Freaky Betsy was there,
Or Blabber whining about her hair.
No old one eye got in the way,
Or a Worqueendan on display.

Just nutty gods all around.
I'd rather deal with a hound.
But what can you do,
When a godly mook needs you?

So away we go once more,
With another place to explore.
At least I had a giant litter box.
Those vaults have big locks.

So stop and stare,
But you must beware.
If a god every tries to grab you,
Flush them down the loo.


What? It's just two books in one week. I am sure you can take it at my creek. Besides in four days the fun may return. Then you may wear out and feel the burn. Oh, what could that be? If you can't remember you will have to wait and see. So that adds another to the mass from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

89 comments:

  1. Damn I missed it. Too busy reading the old comments! HA!

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    1. Wait 4 days
      Then all will have the #1 craze

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  2. Hi Blue, how are you
    Don't read, or you'll miss the cue!

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    1. I said to Ms Bollywood Princess, "What the heck, I spent too much time reading Pat's old post n' comment. I missed it."
      "You missed it? When?"
      "Just now."

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    2. Missing in action
      It sure beats traction

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  3. I am so impressed with you Pat! You must never sleep.

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    1. I like to impress
      I sleep a little less

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  4. Good Morning,

    Ah, yet another book
    this one made me look
    Truedessa on a retreat
    a demon they must defeat
    waking them from their bed
    Pat's voices ringing in his head
    Vault of the Gods, great cover
    wonder what they will discover
    check it out at the amazon store
    see what appears behind the door

    The first day of spring
    let's see what it may bring

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    1. ps - when I read the feed it said posted 24 minutes ago..synchronicity at play..hope you have a wonderful day...

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    2. Drazin gave a yelp
      Wanted our help
      So the cat and Pat gave it a go
      Cassie came along in tow
      Rhyming all the way through
      I still say that is odds
      But one can ask the gods

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  5. Congrats on another book
    Thanks for giving us a look

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    1. Always do
      Then back to the crazy at my zoo

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  6. Look at you go
    At your show!
    I've yet to do one
    Under my sun.
    Oh wait, an author I'm not
    Just a reading-addicted 'bot,
    But what would a writer do
    If no readers showed up at their zoo?

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    1. The cat would still write
      Day and night
      Here on the blog at least
      After eating a feast

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  7. Drazin's back at the job, will he steal the show
    Have to pick up the book and look at him go
    Another adventure for Cat and his cast
    Congrats on the book, may they sell very fast

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    1. Drazin caused it all
      This time at our hall
      The cast on the go
      Pat goes high, cats go low

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  8. Two books, you are a busy one. I'll have to check it out.

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    1. Busy here and there
      As I rhyme at my lair

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  9. Congratulations, Pat! You are on a roll this week. Really dig that cover.

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    1. Yeah the cover came out grand
      With sword in hand

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  10. Best of luck with another book!
    I hope many buy it for their nook!

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    1. That would be nice
      Maybe the cat should give away fuzzy mice? lol

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  11. Wow do you ever sleep
    or do the cats do your writing
    congrats on another book
    your talent is frightening :)

    betyt

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    1. The cats write away
      Here at our bay
      That is the secret to it
      Pat can't write worth spit

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  12. How can your write two in a single week?
    You've got a time-machine... let me take a peek

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    1. That would be fun
      Be if I had that, the lottery I'd have won

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  13. Sounds like an exciting adventure. How do you write so fast? Give us some secrets.

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    1. I have no life
      That makes it easy to write with little strife lol

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  14. If Zeus is in there, it's got to be good. :) 'grats!

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    1. He is there for a bit
      As he has a godly fit

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  15. Wow, you are working your little rhyming ass right off.Two books in one week.

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    1. lol working it right off indeed
      Here at my feed

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  16. Two books in one week is great!
    Congrats to you & the cat- your mate.
    I always love how many stories you share,
    A lot of posts about it is something I can easily bare.

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    1. Stories abound
      As many are found
      Here and there
      At my lair

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  17. Wow, two books in one week. I don't know how you do that. Does the cat do the typing for you?
    Congrats!

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  18. Congrats about another book!!! You are a writing machine. :)

    Psh, I do not whine about my hair unless it's a rainy day. Then I'll whine about frizz. Hmph!

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    1. lol you and your shampoo
      Get whined about a bit at your zoo

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  19. Golden....You did it!
    Sure will be the popular one
    at your wigwam.

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  20. And here we're proud when we release two in one year. Congratulations! On both the awesome new book, and on being so damn prolific. Dragons, Zeus, and Drazin... oh my!

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    1. Well two in one year isn't bad at any hall
      The cat just has no life is all lol

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  21. I'm TRYING to enjoy Spring
    but, gosh, don't you know?
    It's a frustrating thing
    when I look and see snow.

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    1. Yep, snow far and wide
      A regular snow tide

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  22. You gotta keep your eyes on those gods. And don't run down a straight road.

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  23. Ye gods! (heh heh) Two books in one week? You trying to make the rest of us look bad or something? Seriously, congratulations. Very impressive.

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    1. Good god pun
      That cat just has fun
      Look bad though
      Hmmm you never know

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  24. Books galore
    At your shore
    Fingers must rest
    Hire a mystery guest

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    1. All with one arm to
      Here at my zoo
      A mystery guest
      May end up a pest

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    2. A one-arm feat
      That's pretty neat
      Could be beat
      If you typed with your feet!

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    3. My toes don't bend right
      To type with my feet at my site

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  25. Twice a week, you say?
    A new book at your bay!?
    There's gotta be
    A world record waiting for thee.
    Congratulations, Pat!
    It looks very cool, at that.

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    1. haha oh just wait
      Until a future date
      I will go on a spree
      About what? beats me

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  26. A great big congrats
    To you and your cats!

    (Good job, Pat!)

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    1. The cats get the credit
      Beats giving it to reddit

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  27. If only George RR Martin could write as fast

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    1. lmao he'll be dead
      Before his tale gets out of his head

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  28. Late commenting today but going to bed with a smile on my face after your great post..

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  29. A number 2 for you
    And for Blue
    I've no number 1
    but I do have fun.

    Congrats to Cats and Pat!

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    1. Fun is grand
      In any old land
      Maybe not for blue
      And his blue two

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  30. Wow!!!!! A walking one-man bookstore
    You're about to become with just one more!
    Congrats on two in just a few days;
    We see what you do while the kitty plays!

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    1. The kitty glares
      And then he stares
      Wants me off
      Then he'll scoff

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  31. Another book. Absolutely amazing. You are an inspiration. Congratulations.

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    1. Glad I can inspire
      As the book toll reaches higher

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  32. Oops, I scrolled too far and put my comment about this on your previous post. So if you already read it you probably thought I was psychic! I actually came back to share this with you: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-20/scrunchies-prevent-wildlife-death-study-finds/6337222 It's an article about cats and scrunchies. Just thought you might get a chuckle (or even a post) from it. Cheers Pat!

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    1. haha my cats would squirm out of that
      Neither would be a happy cat

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  33. Look at you go, another book at your show! You must be rolling in the dough ;)

    Congrats on another book!

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    1. lol that would be nice
      But think for that I'd have to raise the price

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  34. Hi there!

    I’m stopping by as many blogs as I can while getting ready for the A to Z Challenge next month. Good luck with the challenge and if you get a chance, why not stop by my blog at http://www.donnalmartin.com? I write children’s books, middle grade and young adult…

    Take care,

    Donna L Martin

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    1. Somehow I think this is spam
      As in the comments you try and cram

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  35. What are you trying to do? Start your own library?

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out

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  36. Two in one week. Soon you'll have a book peak. I tried

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    1. Be hard to climb
      But most will rhyme

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  37. You're really on a book writing roll
    spring in your step, food for the soul
    can't keep up with your writing goal
    you surely won't end up on the dole!

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    1. Things keep on a showing
      As the words keep on flowing

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  38. Well look at you go. You are pumping these books out right and left... or is it left and right.

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