Sunday, March 8, 2015

Got A Hair To Spare?

So every once in a while Pat will whine and blame the feline. Yeah, that is nothing new. Humans have such a loose screw. He will clean away yet still find cat hair at our bay.

A little hair here,
A little hair there.
From my rhyming rear,
Plenty to spare.

Clean the place,
Clean every spot.
Stop the hair embrace,
You have not.

There is hair in the vent,
That was Cassie's fault.
There is hair in the cat tent,
Hey, it is our vault.

There is hair in the fridge.
You should keep it closed.
There is enough hair to make a bridge,
Trying to make a hair monster that posed.

There is hair on the TV.
But that you can see.
Hair on the cat tree.
And you're complaining to me?

There is hair in the lamp.
I guess it wasn't that high after all.
Hair in the bathtub is damp.
I hop in after running down the hall.

Hair in the plug socket.
Now that took skill.
I had to send it like a rocket,
Using pure cat will.

Hair between the sheets.
You need them tighter.
Or just go hit the streets,
At least my hair is lighter.

Hair on the mirror.
That was just for you.
So you could see less clearer,
The hair stuck to you.

Then hair up your nose.
That has to smell great.
Why are you striking a pose?
Sneezing is such a sad fate.

Found cat hair anywhere fun as you give cleaning a run? I've seen it on a plate. That has to be a nasty fate. Pat really doesn't care a ton as it is like dust, will always be on the run. But funny to see where it lands, those hair strands. Now I must go drop hair in mass and grow some new strands on my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

66 comments:

  1. "Got A Hair To Spare?"
    Lots around if one cares
    Here there
    Everywhere
    If one does not really dare

    Hank



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    1. No need to look
      Can spot it at any nook

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  2. Pet hair gets everywhere. I'm sure it's on top of your fridge as well. And years from now, you still be finding it.

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    1. Oh yeah, it's up there
      Can find it here, there and everywhere

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  3. Hair, the downside to pets. I always change clothes just before I go out the door to leave the house. It is the only way I know to not have hair on my clothes.

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    1. Bah, if I have hair on my clothes
      I just go out and strike a hairy pose

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  4. My Dad would love to have any spare hair MOL!

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    1. lol you could make him a wig
      Maybe he'll dance a jig

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  5. Find a cat hair
    On a dare
    Chased by a bear
    So beware
    Run up the stair
    No need to swear
    The sun will glare
    So let's be fair
    Frick and Frack, what a pair
    Caught in a snair
    Breath the air
    A buck to spare
    For the old gray mare
    All because of one lone hair


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    1. Damn, the hair should shoo
      Turing Frick and Frack blue
      That just can't do
      At anyones zoo
      Have to break out the loo
      And flush on cue
      A hair or two
      Then the sun will shine through

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  6. No pets, no hair for me, smiles ~ But I got long hair so have to clean anyway, ha ~

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    1. haha you just make your own mess
      Nice of you to confess

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  7. Personally I think cat hair was used to create Donald Trump's hair..aka his alter ego

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    1. Well that is a good theory
      As that hair is eerie

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  8. Replies
    1. Err ummm in dreamland?
      Only way that can stand

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    2. Okay I was asleep
      Dreaming of a creep
      No, not you
      Or Scooby Doo
      So I guess I was a few minutes late
      Couldn't you wait?

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    3. More than a few
      But I could wait at my zoo
      The power was out
      Couldn't even shout

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  9. Yes, I do agree
    as I do the dusting spree
    and my vacuum works overtime
    as I try to make my house sublime.

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    1. You got more than me
      Much more at your sea
      And a whole house too
      Just got mine all clean at my zoo
      As I have nothing else to do
      Damn power goes in and out at my zoo

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  10. No pet these days
    but I still find his hair
    here and there
    among the stuff we moved

    a never ending battle
    to get rid of it all
    from those pets that crawl
    around in our house :)

    betty

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    1. Yep, the hair is always found
      Even when no longer around
      But oh well indeed
      A little hair is better than dust taking seed

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  11. Maybe you could collect enough fur to make wigs. Who knows, you may start a new fashion trend! See you later, my frequent blogging friend.

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    1. I could get rich
      That would scratch my rich itch

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  12. Pet hair can be found in the oddest of spots

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    1. That it can be
      At any pet owners sea

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  13. When men go bald
    so the story goes,
    it has nowhere to go
    but out of their nose.

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  14. We bet we have much more hair than you do spread around here.

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    1. haha I bet you do too
      With your kitty crew

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  15. Hairy cats
    On hairy mats
    So seems we must
    Collect their dust

    Whiskers I would find
    Which I didn't mind
    Thought they were sweet
    Very pointy and neat

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    1. And claws too
      At each zoo
      Find them hear and there
      Mixed in with the hair

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  16. ha. i just did a fresh shave yesterday
    so the hair argument comes my way
    cause they fly here or there no matter how i towel
    the bathroom lair...hair hair everywhere...

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    1. haha blaming you and not the cat
      Spreading it from sink to bath mat

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  17. I am always cleaning hair from my brushes and around
    the bathroom sink, where I blow dry my hair
    as it seems to fly everywhere without a care..

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    1. Worse that a cat
      There where you're at
      Blowing the hair about
      Makes one ocd shout lol

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  18. Pets and humans get it everywhere and anywhere

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    1. That we all do
      Curly or straight at ones zoo

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  19. Before I had pets, hubby would tell me that my hair got everywhere because I've always had really long hair. Now he complains that it's my hair, the dog hair an even rat hair that gets all over his clothes. lol

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    1. lol comes in threes
      As long as it doesn't make him sneeze

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  20. Daisy tells me to take my socks off because my dog's hair gets all over the place and she hates it.

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    1. haha socks drag it around
      As it sticks from the hound

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  21. Hair on my stair
    Can't go there
    Visit your lair.
    Try not to glare.

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    1. No stair with hair
      Need a hair to spare

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  22. My Daughter has a cat and I can tell you.... that shit sticks to everything!!!!

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    1. Everything and everywhere
      At each and every lair

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  23. My son had a black cat named Scuba. When he moved to grad. school, Scuba went with him. Beneath the bed was a 2 in. thick blanket of cat hair.

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    1. haha that is a lot of saved up hair
      And plenty to spare

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  24. Ha. Hair. This is where
    the duct tape comes handy. :)

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  25. Pet hair I do not like.
    Pet hair can take a hike.
    My next pet will be a hairless cat.
    So I don't have to sweep every day at my mat.

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    1. A hairless cat looks funny
      Plus they cost a bit of money

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  26. I had a dog in my house for one evening and immediately had to burn the clothes I was wearing.

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    1. Now that is extreme
      Sure it wasn't a dream?

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  27. My gram had a cat and was forever finding hairs here and there, and everywhere. She didn't mind though, it was worth it to have the cat. ;)

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    1. Yeah, I can handle the hair too
      Here at our zoo

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  28. I empathize here
    hair is nothing to fear
    my dogs leave their gifts
    of hair far and near
    but it is all worth while
    extra hair is in style!

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    1. haha a little extra hair
      May make for a fun affair

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