Monday, March 23, 2015

Here Is The Fling In Your Spring?

So Pat was looking about and these ones sure were rotten trout. The cat just has to tell. Plus I can't let Robyn be the only one giving them hell. I need to keep pace for guys all over the place. But then being a cat should I really care about that?

Easy,going,send a chat.
Sorry, I avoid Stds, bathroom habits and chatting on the loo where I'm at.
Outgoing newfie girl. Loves to go out and have a good time.
Isn't outgoing and going out a redundant chime?

Looking for men, not boys, Harry Potter is my fav.
Hmm something topsy tur...pervy with that rave.
Help me get off this sight!
What or who are you on that you need off such a plight?

I am very going, some say ADHD.
Sorry, my OCD doesn't like the extra acronym of thee.
Maybe I'm picky, maybe I don't get enough.
Damn, life sure must be rough.

If I spit in your latte is that okay?
Err umm I don't drink a latte but still, no way.
Sooo many places I want to try.
Hey, at least you are spry.

I adore skulls, bones, teeth and random old stuff.
A serial killer who likes old men in the buff?
Not sure what to put here.
That is a great first step, my dear.

I like sheep....and chesseburger buns.
I bet you give sheep everywhere the runs.
Hi...I'am just looking around for you.
Damn, stalking me already at my zoo?

I love sitting around some friends with a drink and a fire.
Hmmm a new type of spin the bottle that won't expire?
I love anything outdoors, from hunting, dressing, camping and fishing.
For a nudist colony are you wishing?

In the name of open-mindedness, f**k it.
I think something else has to be open for that to be a hit.
I like to get out and let my hair out.
I hope you meant down with that shout.

Real hair, nails, eyelashes, boobs and bum!
Are thou protesting too much, chum?
Whats up, let's say um
Were you scared by her real bum?

Be bird with a french fry hippy.
I bet that bird would get some lippy.
Giving that magic lamp a rub.
The genie just shrunk back in the bottle, bub.

And there you are. Now I can keep up with Robyn's sand bar. Yep, all of them were true and I only had to look through a few dozen or so at my zoo. Thankfully for the cat, no one has appealed to Pat. So I still don't have to share. Now we are done with the crazy Internet lair. Want to have a fling with an above lass? I'll put a good word in for you with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

104 comments:

  1. NUMBER 2!
    At your shoe
    Number 1 is easy
    Getting a bit cheesy
    But how about 2
    Scooby Doo
    How do you do
    The name is Blue
    Just kidding, CAT!
    How about that?

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    1. Congrats Blue
      It's still you!

      Hank

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    2. Well,only because I was lucky. This darn laptop can't be trusted.

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    3. lol the same as yesterday
      Can't change what you say?

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    4. A memory as grand
      As the Bora sand

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    5. The cat can recall
      At least a week's worth at his hall

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  2. Replies
    1. I missed you, Hank
      The Poetry Tank
      How's life today
      At your Rainbow Bay?

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    2. Good to be back
      But ran smack
      into the bargain
      but just part of the game!

      Hank

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    3. Back to form
      Fighting the norm
      Blue in the way
      Copy and pasting does pay

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    4. Pay? What pay?
      Do I get paid today?

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    5. Pay is on the way
      Should get there tomorrow, carry the day

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  3. Maybe Wizzy Harry put a spell on you
    You thought he was a man at your shoe
    ADHD is often an excuse to go wild
    Not every case will be filed
    Act Dumb... Horribly Dumb
    When they go, they just come
    Spit is great if that's your thing
    Better sip it up too when you swing
    So you like Scully
    Might be a bit dully
    Go stalk a grave
    And let me shave
    Cat these folks are nuts and loony too
    They can rub my kangaroo shoe

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    1. haha rub a shoe
      Two by two
      Or one by one
      Because of your lost shoe fun
      ADHD is an excuse some days
      By some in many ways
      Screw the Scully one
      Morgue lovers are no fun

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    2. I noticed Grumpy blue ONLY comes here ! Omy! Only for win Hank:(

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    3. haha must be pyschic at his sea
      Trying to stop Hank's spree
      What an hour and a half or so
      Then the fun begins at my show

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  4. After reading these crazies now I know why people are so desperate to go on shows like The Bachelor.

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    1. haha and they get paid for that too
      Even if they lose or the bachelor is a cuckoo

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  5. I would avoid anyone who likes sheep that much. And skulls? Some people have weird fetishes

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    1. That some people do
      Scary is the word for them at any zoo

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  6. "Here Is The Fling In Your Spring?"
    But Pat has to forewarn his feline
    Roaming far and wide
    To be within its stride
    For has to put up with likes of Robyn

    Hank

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    1. Has to keep pace
      With the weirdos out in cyber space

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  7. Bones, sheep, and cheeseburger buns. There are some really weird people out there.
    Robyn will really appreciate you tackling this from the guy's perspective. And it looks like it sucks just as much.

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    1. Yep, sucks just as much indeed
      The bones and spit were the scariest ones at my feed

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  8. Wonderful to read Pat you too have a fling.

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  9. If I were single, I think I'd still prefer the old fashioned method of bar pick ups.

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    1. Wish the bars weren't so very very very nasty here
      Then maybe I'd stand a chance and not fear

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  10. Spitting in a person's latte
    is definitely not okay!

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  11. Whew, pretty sure none of these deserve a shot at true love's kiss, lol. And the one for latte spit... gross.

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    1. lol swapping spit literally there
      No true love's kiss will be given at my lair

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  12. Letting hair "out" is not a good sign
    Does it get drunk and walk a straight line
    Spitting in a latte just ain't groovy
    It's like brushing your teeth at a movie

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    1. Yep, could be a man
      In need of a tan
      Or just very hairy
      The spittle is scary

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  13. Wow, this resonates with me deeply. I am "very going" too! And I love sheep! I'm gonna have to file for divorce from my wife immediately. Point me to my soul mate!

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    1. The cat will hook you up with ease
      Although fyi, very going may be a tease

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  14. Haha That was fun. And I saw over at Alex's that you have TWO new books out? Wow. Congrats.

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    1. Yep, two out last week
      Always fun for the dating crap at my creek

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  15. Oh man, personal ads are really bad. I've heard of happy couples meeting that way, but it seems pretty unlikely at my bay. They are fun to read for weirdness, though. Just not too many in a row!

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    1. I've heard of a few meeting that way too
      But most are off their rocker at their zoo

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  16. Omg ewwww!!!!!!! You HAD to mention STDs tk make me twitch?? Lol

    Oh and FYI-I had my first latte last week. It was a mocha latte from Dunkin Donuts and it was pretty darn good. I still opt for Starbucks though!!! I remember your first cup of coffee. :)

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    1. lmao always fun to make you twitch
      Next time I'll throw in some worms to make you itch
      I remember that too
      Now just water at my zoo

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  17. Enjoyed reading your post! Have a nice time!

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  18. I met my husband through a dating agency before they were all online. Seriously I did.

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    1. Shows it can work
      And it can be a perk

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  19. I met my husband through a dating agency before they were all online. Seriously I did.

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  20. I met my man online
    Even though singledom was fine

    When reading his profile
    His poetry really fit my style

    Only 17 days on the internet
    And that is when he and I met

    Searching the net with laughter
    Helped me find happily ever after!

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    1. Laughter is the way
      When going into that foray
      Take it too seriously and you'll go insane
      Or board the stupid train
      But just by having a look
      Could get that happily ever after at your nook

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  21. We used to have a hairy potter once, but he got a job somewhere else!

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    1. No more potting for you
      With hair in view

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  22. If you can't wait to talk,
    but I'm on the loo
    I surely won't balk.
    But? Shame on you.

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    1. Shame for the wait
      Or shame for the look
      One may be fate
      The other an open book?

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  23. Hard to hook-up with all that going on.

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    1. That it can be
      With the online spree

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  24. That Harry Potter quote made me chuckle.

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    1. Had to use that one
      When I saw it was done

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  25. Sounds like a few crazies are lurking wherever it was you looked. A few would have more than scared the cats.

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    1. The cats would dive under the bed
      Hiding from such dread

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  26. Sheep having the runs? That would be quite messy.

    I'm pretty sure talking about sheep diarrhea is a quick way to kill any online romance.

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    1. Yeah, but I suppose that is one way
      To keep all the crazies at bay

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  27. Drop everything and put them all in a hat -- al that is good for the cat.

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    1. And then fill it with scat
      Burying each dingbat

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  28. Silly stories, I guess. Have a great day.

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  29. I think that is why I won't date again
    if I am left alone without a spouse
    too many weird ones out there
    with my luck I would get a louse

    betty

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    1. You weirdos abound
      But once in a while a good one may be found

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  30. haha, have you met many girls who want to date harry potter??! I mean, it'd be nice to have the magic skills readily available... but other than that, no!

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    1. lol I think they grow out of that
      When they begin the mating game at their mat

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  31. Hmmm... if I thought rubbing a genie
    Would get me some wishes
    I'd rub all day
    And hope for delicious

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    1. lol the genie may like that
      A fine rubbing stat

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  32. I think I'd rather attend a singles' dance
    Although that doesn't give much better rants
    But at a dance when a guy
    Won't look you in the eye
    And doesn't read your visual clues
    That he's not the one you'd choose
    Just tell him you like to ride 70 miles
    And he'll be gone without any smiles

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    1. lol that is too far for me
      I'd run too at my sea
      Be dead 5 miles in
      Body language you can sure tell by when you go and spin

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  33. Haha, laughed my way through this, Pat
    Ah, thank you so much for that
    And for the shoutout too
    I love to know what men go through
    These gals are moronic fools
    They must think men are such tools
    Who want to get STDs or just a date
    Your responses were first rate!

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    1. Fools they surely are
      Better off at a bar
      Want to rule the roost
      Or give their STDs a boost

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  34. orlin N cassie

    be jezuz...knot onlee iz we glad we iz catz....N canna date til we tern 421...we iz glad we iz catz....N we due knot like coffee......N all R partz iz reel...N we iz glad we iz catz....N if we R out...which we iz knot a loud ta bee anyway, and R hairz fall out...we wood say F.... it, itz just sheddin seezon....


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    1. lol cats have it made
      Hair falling out can fade
      As it will grow back
      And inside sure doesn't lack

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  35. Those dates are unbelievable,
    They are unconceivable.
    I do get those weird dates as I have been on a few as well
    but no longer do I wish to go to those gates of hell

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    1. All should slam the gate shut
      And go get a loveable mutt

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  36. It's rare to find someone who isn't fat, crazy, unemployed, or stupid on those sites.

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    1. Yep, very very very rare
      Stupid with time to spare

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  37. Oh, Pat! I foresee some amazed bloggers!

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    1. Just when they think they see it all
      Here at my hall

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  38. I did online dating in the mid to late 00s...it was not pretty. It wasn't just about the profiles they wrote...they could make a movie about some of the hilarious dates I went on! I guess people get nervous and they just blurt out whatever craziness comes into their heads.

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    1. Yep, had quite a few of those too in the past
      The movie would be one colorful cast

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  39. Dating? What's that? It's been many a year since I had a date. Thank heavens.

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    1. lol that sure is a good thing
      Dates are a pain at any blog wing

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  40. haha if you date the outgoing one
    sounds like it could be a lot of fun
    then again maybe not so hot lol :)

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    1. Newfies can be strange though
      Kissing fish I don't want to give a go

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  41. Oh my....
    I think I'd rather die
    than try to find a date there.
    Those girls are such a scare.
    Laughed out loud on a few...
    the sheep and old teeth, too.

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    1. lol well the skull one may kill
      So death and her could fit the bill
      So many nuts out there
      And not in a good way at ones lair

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  42. I can´t believe someones wants a date with Harry Potter! lol

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    1. lol jail bait right there
      Run from such an affair

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  43. Well, Harry does have a magic *wand*. A fling could be jolly good fun with him ;)

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    1. lol could give many a thrill
      As his wand fits the bill

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  44. I'll never go online to get a date now

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