Thursday, March 19, 2015

Round Thirty Two Just For You!

So the search engine crazies are back but this time they are on a blogland attack. They seem to have been looking for many of you. Yeah, I saved these up until I had enough at my zoo.

"Blue balls  guy bora bora"

Damn, poor blue guy. He got there and things weren't ummm spry.

"Blue guy farm with balls"

Umm blue guy posing nude now? Maybe with a cow?

"My Betsy is better than you"

The fighting Betsy's come due. That would be quite the view.

"Optimistic nuts"

Yep, that clown brought them in. Keith, is that a sin?

"Brian gawked me in the bathroom"

Gawker, are you that rude? Or maybe it was Brian the cat and his brood.

"Mary mary mary contrary"

Mary, Other Mary and Mary Kirkland all in one. Contrary can be fun.

"The Irish are cumming"

Ummm errr Anne are you a blue guy porn fan?

"Silver and gold notches"

Grammar Nazi has gold as well? Damn, doesn't even share or tell.

"Little alex stol my pants"

So the ninja wannabe is a pants stealing crazy?

"cyclops doo doo"

Old one eye couldn't you hold it? You just had to go on someones yard and have a umm shit.

"Betty beats barnies dino"

Wow Betty, now that would be a bench with a view. Watch it, you may get a perv or two.

"Robins rawk grass"

So Robyn can mow a great lawn? Is that some kind of con?

"Glory Backer's zombie feet"

I spit my water when I read that. Gloria must really have the zombie feet shown before by the cat.

"Susan's little red wagon broke."

There are a bunch of Susan's here, which one shed a tear?

And the winner in the searches for you, that somehow ended up at my zoo, is one that is anything but sweet. I think they may have been drunk we they searched it. That could explain more than a bit.

"Beers toilet whine and blue bell waffle recipe"

Beer guys were you searching out yourself? Really, who'd want that on their shelf. Blah, to that. So nasty to the cat. Maybe a mutt might like it though. And what is it with the damn little red wagon searches at my show? They seem to come in mass. I guess I broke many a red wagon with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

106 comments:

  1. There can only be one in this show...
    But who it is today I really don't know
    Oh hello Cat!

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    1. Good Morning Blue,
      from me to you...
      you are number one
      waking up before the sun
      joining the cats rhyming fun
      another day hope i don't come undone..

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    2. But as you know at your sea
      There can be only one is full of pee
      Another one always pops up
      Ever so dreadful like a ghost of Bond or a pup

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    3. Applause, Mr. Blue
      I knew you'd come through
      Great comment, R
      You're an original star.

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  2. Blue balls guy bora bora....
    W H A T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Poor pooor you
      Got there and couldn't screw

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    2. A shrink may help
      To stop the yelp

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  3. Maybe Mini-Alex needs those pants...

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    1. You never know
      But what does he need them for though?

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  4. I think the Irish are cumming for the blue balls guy in Bora Bora because they heard he dumped some cyclops doo doo.

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    1. Damn, that solves it all
      Steer clear of the Irish blue ball ball

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    2. Say it ain't so.
      I feel so abused at your show

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    3. Abuse today
      Comes to my bay

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    4. If you had a few buck, I would sue
      Now I just want my shoe

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    5. lol no bucks near or far
      Here at my sand bar

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  5. ha - i would not want to try those waffles honestly... crazy... need to check out search terms on my blog...

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  6. Beer guys get their waffle on
    Whilst Robyn's out doing their lawn
    And Blue's got balls
    (And Alex's smalls).

    Looks like they'll give it all a go
    At Orlin, Cassie, and Pat's sideshow!

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    1. That they surely will
      Hope I don't give the weirdos a thrill

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    2. Blue balls aren't a thrill
      For those who have them may make them ill

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  7. Good Morning,

    that recipe is not for me
    just made my stomach turn
    that could cause some concern
    I'll leave the crazies to thee


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    1. Wasn't as yummy as can be?
      Could set your umm bowels free

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  8. Betty beats Barnies Dino? Now that's an episode of the Flintstones I would gladly watch!

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    1. Could be Flintstones porn
      A star is born

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  9. Will wonders never stop
    You saved them from the top
    They fit the blogland too
    Just test it from your zoo
    Crazies want to get your attention
    Make it like a real convention

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    1. The crazies seek me out
      With their clever shout
      Or would that be write
      Either way wouldn't want to meet any at night

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  10. Oh my what a laugh!
    mary mary quite contrary
    a person must be very bored
    or have a lot of time to bury!

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    1. That they must
      Or in google they trust
      For one and all
      At their hall

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  11. ''Round Thirty Two Just For You!"
    Search engines crazies for a do
    Named names
    All that blend
    Open choices some cuties too!

    Hank

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    1. Open choices to use
      On those that peruse

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  12. Looks like the search engine monsters are out to have fun/they'd better hurry before we lose the sun! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. They may like no sun
      Coming in at night for fun

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  13. haha, aren't they so funny? I can't see mine anymore! Not when people are logged into Google but otherwise I can. They are always so random and hilarious. Not surprised you put them to good use!

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    1. They are as random as can be
      Always fun to use at my sea

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  14. I wouldn't want to step in any cyclops doo doo

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    1. Might be a tad large
      Could fill a barge

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  15. That all sounds good to us. Have a great day.

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  16. Gloria has zombie feet? That has to hurt

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    1. That it must
      All that nasty zombie crust

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  17. I couldn't even begin to say
    and say it very fast
    Betty beats barnies dino
    I think I have a little more class!

    Wow, these search engines
    continue to amuse one and all
    Never know what you will find there
    big and small!

    betty

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    1. haha can't say it fast
      Or the tongue won't last
      They sure to amuse
      And some even confuse

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  18. Some interesting here, expressions not heard before but fun all the same.

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  19. That was so hilarious ~ Hey, you can make poem from those crazy searches or spam mails, ha ~

    Have a good day Pat ~ Grace

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    1. Can make a verse from much
      As the weirdos reach out and touch

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  20. You have tainted the poor blue guy's name!!!!!!! Who knew that there was another little blue man trying to get to bora bora?! Too funny hahahaha

    Betsys do not fight. They are too nice!

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    1. Sure.... laugh..... ha.... um.... ha.

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    2. Laugh it all up at your sea
      The poor blue guy needs humor from thee

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    3. Need a scooby snack
      There at your shack

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  21. Search engines sure get crazy sometimes!

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  22. Seems to me it's the folks who come to visit you on the blog that cause your search engine crazies to come out. What does that even say??? hhahahhahahaha

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    1. hahhaha could say such folks are crazier than I
      To make them come and spy

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  23. The one I laughed most at is "Lil Alex stole my pants." I hope mini-Alex sues for defamation of character. He'd never do such a thing.
    As for mowing lawns, I'd never do such a thing. Too funny.

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    1. Poor mini alex got caught
      Or a lie was told about the plot
      Not a lawn
      So it was a con?

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  24. orlin & cassie

    beer in de toy let...

    mite eggz plane why dawgs be drinkin outta de toy let bowl all de time....

    think !! ???

    ♥♥

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    1. Hmm that explains it all
      At every dog filled hall

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  25. Waffles made with blue bells and... and.... and in toilets? MOUSES! Glad I'm a cat and don't eat waffles, for sure.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. Be very glad
      I hear such waffles drive you mad

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  26. Waffles made with blue bells and... and.... and in toilets? MOUSES! Glad I'm a cat and don't eat waffles, for sure.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  27. I think the Irish women of the olden days said that about the Vikings

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    1. Vikings you say
      As they sailed across the bay

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  28. A google for a giggle
    Cat makes them wiggle
    Balls that go Blue
    might end up in stew
    At your zoo?
    Adieu ;/

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  29. I liked Dixie's a google for a giggle:) Well said.

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  30. Oh, my goodness, the words in play
    At your ever-rhyming bay
    Surely look lloney tune
    Must come from the docks boon

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    1. Have to come from afar
      Or a drunk getting home from the bar

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  31. You really brought out the nuts this time. lol

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    1. lol nuts at play
      All through the day

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  32. Better looking...or better at...well, something. lol......not a better fighter! Geesh! lol....

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    1. lol not a fighter at your sea
      Just a lover or something free

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  33. Did you break the red wagon hauling the beer guys around after stealing their pants and this very cold winter caused some blue balls?

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    1. haha the wagon is the cause you say
      The weather just causes shrinkage and not a blue ball display lol

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  34. Poor Blue must be in a lot of pain. Maybe he should claim to be Irish so he can relieve some of that pressure?

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    1. It's pain beyond belief. I'm hurting alright.

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    2. haha he'll have to make a claim
      To get that out of his name

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  35. Toilet whine or toilet wine
    Either way I will not dine
    Although I like waffles of mine
    I want them served on the table just fine

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    1. A table is a better bet
      Than a toilet wine set

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  36. Reading the search terms that bring people to my blog is one of my guilty pleasures.

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    1. So fun to do
      As the weirdos come in view

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  37. Wow - congrats on the book! Do you ever sleep???

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    1. haha wrong one
      But thanks for the congrats run

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  38. I never read what people search for on my blog. Most likely worms.

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    1. Probably the case
      As worm abound at your place

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