Tuesday, March 31, 2015

The Glory Of Story!

The cat has something to say, yeah I know I do everyday, but today it was just strange. It seems things wanted to change. The cat was not impressed at all. I'd rather visit that thing you call a mall.

I jumped off the bed,
After causing Pat dread.
Yeah, I tramped on his head.
Never fear, nothing bled.

I saw the floor.
I saw the door.
So I leaped in the air.
A standard morning affair.

Then there was a hole.
It ruined my stroll.
It appeared out of nowhere.
It sucked me away from my lair.

There I was,
In a land of fuzz.
It was worst than dust,
Or engine rust.

It was fuzz.
The fuzz could buzz.
The buzzing was loud.
The fuzz was proud.

The fuzz could talk.
It could also gawk.
It was alive.
How would I survive?

I ate the fuzz.
Fuzz that never was.
But more came.
The fuzz wasn't tame.

It gave me gas,
Right out my ass.
Yeah, where else would it come,
Than out my bum?

I used that as a rocket.
Poking the fuzz in the eye socket.
I flew into the air,
Burning up the fuzzy lair.

Then I saw the hole.
I did a little mid air roll,
And into it I went,
Telling the fuzz to get bent.

Now I have to clean myself for a week. The fuzz isn't for the meek. You just don't know what you'll find in a hole. Those things should be cleaned by some worker mole. Hey, I survived the curiosity of a cat. Isn't that where it's at? So fall in any holes? Get visited by any cleaner moles? I also got to the hole before poor sleepy Cass. I am just such a helpful little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

125 comments:

  1. Testing one two... one two...
    Testing Blue suede shoe...

    HELLO FURRY FRIEND!
    Still going round the bend
    Dreaming about a blue rock trend
    Or finally on the healthy mend?
    Say, what is Hankster The Tankster up to?
    I hear he's found my sniff-sniff grumpy shoe
    That guy is quick as a flash as I crash
    A bit like how I spend my cash
    Do you know what I mean
    At the Mumbo Jumbo Kitty Cat scene?
    Scooby Doooooo and how do you do?
    Directing my sequel too?
    The name is Superblue
    Now, let me raise you a boo-hoo-hoo
    See you later alligator cat
    Which one are you on your reboot mat?

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    1. Blue, obviously you didn't oversleep
      And kept about your wit!

      Hank

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    2. I was lucky.. This crappy laptop has a mind of its own.

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    3. Was just as lucky, sometimes!

      Hank

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    4. Good Morning Blue and Hank, i was going to try for number one, but took a shower instead..it's a work day here at my bay, but I am so very tired.

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    5. I'm sorry to hear that. Still exhausted?

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    6. Blue got in
      For the win
      Taking #1 for a spin
      All rin tin tin
      Just don't sniff a butt
      There at your hut
      And a sequel you say?
      I want double the pay
      But double of nothing is nothing I suppose
      Oh the woes

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    7. Good morning Truedessa
      Take the well earned rest
      There is always the next day
      To show your prowess

      Hank

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    8. Always another day
      So far, at least until august at my bay

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    9. August? What do you mean?
      What's going on at your scene?

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    10. Yes, what about August?
      Would like to know first!

      Hank

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    11. July 31 is how far I'm ahead
      So if tomorrow I were to drop dead
      August would be it
      That is all I meant at my pit

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    12. I see and it makes sense too
      Just don't drop at your shoe

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    13. Drop dead, not yet
      Neither Pat or the pet

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    1. Morning, Blue!
      Gets lonely up there, I know!

      Hank

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    2. So how come you're always so quick?
      What's your secret... Is it a trick?

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    3. A trick you say
      Mr. copy and paste away

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    4. Did it your way
      The secret if you may
      But you were quick
      That's the trick!

      Hank

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    5. All copy and pasting away
      Smart at my bay

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    6. Well, I may be quick but my laptop hates my guts
      It's got an attitude like it's got two butts
      Well, you know what I mean
      At your scene

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    7. Two butts would be weird
      Throw in a beard

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    8. That would be a sight to see
      There hanging from a tree

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  3. "You just don't know what you'll find in a hole"
    A dread to some but some others are that bold
    May well get the fuzz
    But just do a wash-up
    Confused a little, help there is from a worker mole

    Hank

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    1. A worker mole can help
      He wouldn't give a yelp

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  4. Dust and fuzz can collect over time

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  5. Surprised that fuzz didn't give the cat a sneezing fit.

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    1. He's done it before
      But not this time at my shore

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  6. What, can that be true, fuzz???
    that will make Pat's head buzz
    he does not like those dust bunnies
    he might not think this is too funny
    cat you could dig a big hole
    just watch out for a mole...

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    1. Vacuum sucked them away
      Making a happier day
      The cat can dig quick
      And then go some slick lol

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  7. Then I saw a stone
    And I broke a bone
    Then I saw a kitten
    And I was smitten
    Wait, I mean that was you
    Scooby Doo
    A lot of things give you gas
    Could be a lucrative ass
    Maybe the key to a bit of dough
    At your show

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    1. Can gas sell?
      Nuts who like the smell
      I bet there are a few
      But they'd be scary between me and you

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    2. Connect your butt to a car
      You will get far

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    3. And may be dead
      Or off to club med

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  8. I'm laughing so hard at Blue and Hank
    I've given my desktop a spank
    My hand hurts, but what's worse,
    I just spilled my drank!
    (southern commotion in my potion today at my bay)

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    1. hmmm spanking a desktop you say
      Not the brightest move at ones bay
      And then you kill it with drink
      Why not just throw it in the sink? lol

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  9. Fuzz of any kind is irritating
    especially when it starts invading!
    Lots of action here so early.
    Good morning, everyone!

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  10. Im worry because Im sure Blue doesn't sleep nothing......

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    1. Blue doesn't sleep?
      Angie must love the silence at their keep

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    2. See, Cat, Gloria worries about me
      That because she wants me to win at your sea

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    3. Pffft a worry wart
      There at her fort

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    4. Hey, she's a lady at her door
      Baking me blueberry pies and more

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    5. She cut you off
      Come now, don't scoff

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  11. Jump and fluff and away we go
    Just might land on a brand new show
    You never know what lies in wait
    Could encounter a brand new fate

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    1. May not be good though
      As down the rabbit hole you go

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  12. Replies
    1. Fuzzy as can be
      As he explored our sea

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  13. Oh we get in those kind of messes all the time and we also need a person to clean around here that isn't older than dirt. Take care.

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    1. lol well as long as she doesn't spread dirt around
      That is okay if some fuzz is found

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  14. Cat, for the love of God, do not eat fuzz!!!! Even if fuzz was edible, who knows how long it was decomposing in that hole. Bleh gag barf!!!!!

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    1. lol but it is chewy and such
      He didn't eat much

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  15. Add the fuzz to your hair licking
    And your ticker might stop ticking.
    Adding dust bunnies to a hairball,,,
    Makes the mightiest of cats fall.

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    1. Makes them hawk for while at least
      As they spew up something vile like a beast

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  16. Defying logic and the old saying, 'curiosity ... ' well, I just can't bring myself to even say such a silly old saying on this blog. :)

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    1. lol as it is not true
      Curiosity gets us through

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  17. Growing, gawking fuzz
    choked Orlin, just because.

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    1. And up came a hairball
      Right in the hall

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  18. We are quite familiar with fuzz and dust around these parts!

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    1. They grab on and don`t let go
      As we run to and fro

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  19. Maybe this taught a lesson to the cat
    to be careful what it consumes
    or the side effects of it
    would often loom

    betty

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    1. haha sadly probably not
      As he still eats a lot

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  20. Do you think the cat has learned his lesson? Animals have minds of their own.
    Loved the poem.

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    1. haha doubt it at my sea
      As he eats free

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  21. 'A standard morning affair...'
    brought you there
    to go thru hole
    in fuzz at once
    you, Cat, lucky
    to come back
    with no damage
    to your neck or
    something ...wait! O!
    it's how you find
    the idea skeleton?

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    1. A skeleton of an idea too seed
      After doing the deed
      In and out
      9 lives still about

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  22. haha, oh no!!!
    Pet gas is definitely a show.
    It has such the ability,
    to make the place smell seedy.

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    1. That it will
      As they give all their fill

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  23. Hey be careful of those holes, you never know what could be on the other side.

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    1. Could be a scary person of thing
      The cat doesn't need that kind of fling

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  24. Beware of the fuzz. Next time it may kill the cat!

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    1. Or create a bigger hairball
      Here at my hall

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  25. Beware of the fuzz. Next time it may kill the cat!

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    1. So much to beware
      Said it twice at my lair

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  26. Our cats just play with the fuzz...it seems to give them a buzz:)

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    1. Kinda like nip
      As they take the trip

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  27. being curious and on a discovery trip def. has its challenges and down sides as well - ha

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    1. lol positive and negative to it all
      Even a hole in the wall

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  28. Orlin explores the black hole
    As he gives fuzz a roll
    Hacking and spewing like a troll
    Time for another bowl

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    1. Pretty much the size of it
      Back he goes after a hacking fit

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  29. orlin N cassie

    dood...caution...last time I jumped inta a ...hole......ore what eye thinked wuz a hole.. wuz de human toy let.....wuz kinda like de.... dont leeve de seet up thing...ya noe.....de food serviss gurl wuz knot happee...frank lee neither wuz eye....

    tuna ♥♥

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    1. lol Orlin has avoided that one
      But Cassie had some toilet fun

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  30. I didn't know that a cat's gas
    Could propel like a dog's ass
    I'll worn my little sniffing mutt
    Not to smell a kitty's butt
    Or else he might be thrown
    To a place in the unknown

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    1. lol give you a blank stare
      After his butt sniffing affair
      Knocked right out
      No need to go out and about
      Just smell a cat's ass
      And a good night's sleep from the gas

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  31. I'm late and faint
    I need someone to spank
    Preferably someone of rank
    Or a withdrawal from a bank
    To fill my tank
    I bet you are drawing a blank
    But let's be frank
    The hopes of this making sense
    Has already sank.

    It is just the rhyming gets me every time. Don't let the cat fool you, they love coming out of holes with dust on their whiskers.

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    1. That they surely do
      Rather have a withdrawal from the bank at our zoo
      A rather large one too
      Think nonsense will fool the bank crew?

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  32. The cat sounds like he gets into everything

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    1. Everything and anything
      Here at our blog wing

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  33. Hmmm... Not sure there is such a thing as a clean mole 'cause they're always diggin' in that there dirt.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. True, they are dirty as can be
      Unless in the sun lying free

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  34. Hmmm... Not sure there is such a thing as a clean mole 'cause they're always diggin' in that there dirt.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  35. Sounds like fun ~ I also enjoyed the tug of war between Hank and Blue over your #1 post ~ have a good night Pat ~

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    1. They like to fight
      For one at my site

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  36. Better (for humans) a dusty ball of lint
    Than a live four-legged fuzzy sprint
    Although the cat would prefer a mouse
    I'm glad they don't live in my house!!!

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    1. Yeah no mice allowed
      The cat thinks four is a crowd

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  37. Made holes today with bamboo stakes
    Vines will attach with glee
    That's about all the holes I can takes
    As I'm busy as can be!

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    1. Holes in the ground
      Planting where you are found?

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  38. Well, Pat, you know what curiosity did to the cat. Hope you're nice and clean again!

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    1. This one survives
      He has many lives

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  39. Dust and fuzz are not fun! One must always be aware of the holes that are filled with the nasty stuff!

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    1. And get rid of slick
      So there is no fuzzy trick

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  40. And what about puppies who eat everything fluffy, who speed across the floor to catch dust bunnies before they hit the door?

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    1. lol they are crazy too
      But that you knew

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  41. I get reacquainted with fuzz whenever I look behind a dresser or nightstand.
    Pat, I thought of you when I wrote my most recent post about this rhyming thing I'm doing this month. =)

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    1. haha thanks for the thought
      As we rhyme a lot
      Read it at your sea
      Sounds fun for thee

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  42. The life of a cat
    Fuzz, dust and holes -
    Imagine that.

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    1. Imagine Hatt
      Hmmm is there something to that?

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  43. Congratulations on such artistic use of the word "fuzz" :)

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    1. Any word at my sea
      Can be done with glee

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  44. That dang fuzz will get you every time. Steer clear of it

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    1. Steer clear indeed
      If ones rear at ones feed

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