Well remakes have taken over for years, to very little cheers, now it seems that more than ever people prove they are not very clever. Now it is take a movie and make it a TV show. Pffft who cares if two hours worked fine when we can give twenty two episodes a go.
Let's make a TV show.
One the audience will know.
Let's make it so great,
That all can just relate.
Beverly Hills Cop!
That won't be a flop.
Oopsy, it was a fail.
Maybe someone didn't pay its bail?
Con Air would be grand.
For 22 hours they'd fly across land.
It would have one big gas tank.
That ought to put money in the bank.
Major League would go over.
The ball would impress rover.
Cut 162 games down to 22.
Much easier to view.
Weekend at Bernies would be a hit.
Who cares if he would smell like umm spit.
Carry a dead guy around all year.
Yep, that would get a cheer.
The Expendables coming near you.
But only one episode could come due.
They'd waste all their budget hiring old farts.
But they would win lots of hearts.
Fast and The Furious TV!
Be faster than you could see.
Fancy cars that can go.
It would just help the sequels grow.
Home Alone would work.
It would be such a perk.
Christmas all year round.
Throw bricks if the bad guys surround.
Big Momma's House is near.
Just watch that growing rear.
A fat suit show for you.
Might take viewers from Honey Boo Boo.
Kick Ass would be a hit.
The PTA would hiss and spit.
Have to go all @$$ in the title.
That may make them idle.
Sadly the cat probably just gave them more "great" ideas to pursue. Maybe not, as then something original they'd have to view. Brand name power sells I guess as they make more of a TV mess. On 99.99% of them I'll take a pass with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.