Friday, March 27, 2015

The Perk Does Not Work!

Ever see a cartoon and think that would be grand? Would it not be fun to do that across the land? What is that? Just stick with the cat.

Popeye chewed away,
All through the day.
Spinach made his muscles grow.
Real life = no go!

Now is that song in your head?
Oh the dread.
Could go back to bed.
Don't bump your head.

Walk in a tub of ice.
That is some nice.
It never melts at all.
Be hard to pee at your hall.

Get things dropped on your head.
But you aren't good and dead.
Just burnt and crispy a bit,
Followed by a meep meep fit.

You have no ass.
So nothing to pass.
Easy as can be.
Look at Donkey Kong if you don't believe me.

You can go inside a mouth.
It won't stunt your growth.
Can see how insides work.
That has to be a perk.

You can eat all day,
Never getting fat at your bay.
Eat whatever you want.
That be nice at your haunt.

Plus you can have 1000 episodes done.
They will always rerun,
And from start to end,
You're still the same age, my friend.

No wardrobe to worry about.
No need to twist and shout.
Just wear the same thing every day.
Lets you be cheap at your bay.

And maybe easiest of all,
Everyone talks your language on the wall.
Dubbed just for you.
No language barriers to go through.

Don't you want cartoon powers? You could live life for many extra hours. Wear the same clothes every single day. Spinach will also make you look like Rambo at your bay. Plus like the two light hearted fools you could be all mass. How they get around with no legs or arms sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

110 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    What you got cooking on your mat?

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    1. Close but no cigar
      Not off by far

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    2. A second or two
      Now whatcha gonna do?

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    3. Poo in your shoe
      At half pass two

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    4. ah Im sure Grumpy Blue iisn't sleep the las times!!
      Only to win Hank or Suzy!

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    5. Not wanting to snore
      There at his shore

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    6. Poor grumpy likes it though
      Here at my show

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  3. Replies
    1. haha - That is very true Blue...

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    2. Multiple personality disorder can do that
      There at your blue mat

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    3. I'm a blue cat... did you know
      At your show?
      No?
      Oh.

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    4. Blue cat
      That goes splat
      Chew the fat
      Hairball on the mat

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  4. Hi Blue
    You said #1 was becoming cheesy
    So I am #2 and most please-y :-)

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    1. Using his words against him
      While blue is out on a limb

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    2. Touché
      At the Kitty Cat Bay!

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  5. Cat, I already have
    Cartoon powers galore
    Things drop on my head
    And I continue to snore

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    1. One way to get sleep
      There at your keep

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  6. My Dad had a Popeye tattoo on his arm because he was in the navy. Popeye the sailor man. hahaha

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    1. haha spinach make him strong
      As Popeye can do no wrong

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  8. I'm already Super Ninja, but I'll take super cartoon powers as well.
    The one about the mouth and going inside to see how things work - is that from the 70's? Or has there been a more recent cartoon like that?
    Sorry, typo in first comment.

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    1. Was thinking Osmosis Jones with that one
      But sure many have been done

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  9. Well it would be fun to travel in a mystery van
    with Scooby Doo and that ghost chasing clan
    catching bad guys they always had a plan
    sometimes they were scared and just ran hahaha

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    1. or perhaps, Batgirl or catwoman...hey they both get to wear those
      great black outfits...and play with great gadgets...I am
      not sure they have super powers though..hmm...

      haha - Of course I would be a light hearted fool any day using the power of the crystal skull, vibes and magic potions...haha...They have yet to be defeated as together they power up in beams of light..haha..ok, now I need to write another adventure...

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    2. Batgirl and catwoman can just fight
      And have gadgets in the night
      Better off being a cartoon with no legs or arms
      As the bad guys raise alarms

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    3. Haha I already am a cartoon with no arms and legs thanks to a special man.. I said man not cat.. so loved those adventures sailing on the high seas with Cap'n Pat...come what may..

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    4. The cat says pffft to you
      Here at our zoo lol

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  10. I always thought the Pink Panther was one cool cat

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  11. If cartoon powers
    Provide hour long hot showers
    And week-long naps
    I'll take those apps!

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    1. Might not get much done
      As around you don't run

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  12. Cartoon power would be the jippity zapp
    Like energizer bunny you never neeed a nap
    You never need birthdays because you never age
    You always look young on page after page
    Betty Boop and I, born on the same ole day
    She's still a hot tomato, no matter what they say

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    1. haha maybe she will share her power
      And you'll never age again after her meteor shower
      Energizer bunny never does stop
      The cat can do that without a flop

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  13. It's been a long time since I watched a cartoon unless the Lion King and the like count. As a child, roadrunner used to bother me some with these horrendous accidents of Wile E. Coyote and he shows up later perfectly OK plotting again. But I did love an Apple video game. When you killed a bad guy, there was no blood, only gumdrops and other rewards. My kind of violence. lol

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    1. Poor coyote had it rough
      Blowing up and stuff
      No violence but gum drops
      Sure won't have many flops

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  14. I like spinach, but don't want to look like Rambo.
    Saturday mornings used to be my favorite day. My boys got to watch cartoons on TV. We didn't have them every day, like we do now, so it was a treat.

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    1. Yeah now they are all around
      Don't want to be like Rambo and abound

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  15. "Ever see a cartoon and think that would be grand?"
    Necessary distraction to keep grinning all the time
    Hard day's work became lighter
    Everything else became brighter
    The mood was forgiving laughter made all things fine

    Hank

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    1. Lighter they can make
      As one just has to partake

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  16. Another poem to brighten my day, Thanks Pat.

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  17. Great post. Some cartoons are good and some are crazy. Yours are good Pat. Take care.

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    1. Good that ours work
      That is sure a perk

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  18. Hahaha, never changing clothes, hit that one right on the nose. Of course they never got hurt, they had no real blood to squirt. These days cartoons are really weird. The new Pokemon and video game-based shows are to be feared!

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    1. Pokemon is on 600 or so
      Sinking ever the more low

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  19. A life like a cartoon
    For me coming soon
    As I'll be typing away
    An A to Z post every day.
    Some may think me crazy,
    But they can't say I'm lazy.
    I'm eating my spinach
    So I can blog to the finish.
    And I'm eating my fish
    Right off my dish
    To enrich my small brain
    For this frantic blog train
    That's coming in April!
    I want to be capable
    To show off my blog.
    I'm as good as the singing frog!

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out

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    1. A singing frog
      Sitting on a log
      Steering clear of the fog
      So all month you can blog
      The way to be
      For the a to z
      The cat will take fish
      Whenever he wish

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  20. Wilma and Betty wore the same dress every day and they looked just fine. :)

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    1. Never washed though
      Nasty don't you know

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  21. Popeye ate spinach

    Ninja Turtles ate pizza

    guess who's still popular?

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    1. haha good for you
      Doesn't work when in view

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    1. That he am indeed
      Cat I am taking seed

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  23. I guess it would be fun to be a cartoon.

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    1. Get away with a lot
      And solve every plot

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  24. It would be great to have the metabolism of a cartoon

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  25. it would be fun to be a cartoon character
    if only for a day
    I would like to do what they do
    and not have to work, but play

    betty

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    1. Play all day
      With no need for pay
      Be the way
      Come what may

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  26. Did you watch the Supernatural episode where the old man in the nursing home was giving people looney tunes powers? They drew a black hole on a bank vault and was able to walk right through it. While that may be cool, I am not sure how I would feel about the 3 foot lumps every time I bumped my head!!!

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    1. haha seen that one indeed
      A fun one that took seed

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  27. Yes, I would love to eat all day and not get fat at my bay! That's the dream!!! That and to live in an Archie Comics book...

    And the Popeye part, this will make you laugh about how unreal he is :) I promise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21ECqnoC_48

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    1. lol poor Popeye is screwed
      One lucky cancer dude

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  28. I've seen people with no ass
    And never thought that good did pass
    From the fact they don't pass gas.

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    1. Always some good
      Even for the misunderstood

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  29. Eat what you want and not get fat?
    Think I could do with a bit of that!

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    1. That would be easy
      Anything no matter how cheesy

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  30. Well, I am Wonder Woman, you know. :)

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    1. So you say
      Still no lasso on display lol

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    2. Nope, I only showed my tiara as you know.
      anything else that I might show
      could make the grammar nazi drool
      and the teasing would just be too cruel!
      lol....

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    3. lol is he even around though
      Or just a lurking at your show

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  31. I just happened to be wearing a Popeye T-shirt while reading this.
    To have cartoon powers would be such bliss!

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    1. Coincidence toady at my bay
      Sure would be bliss to play

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  32. I used to want to fly like Mighty Mouse.

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    1. Fly through the sky
      To Mars on the first try

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  33. orlin N cassie

    if we could bee ina car toon furst thing we wood due iz give soooper powers ta de coyote....sew him could drop de anvil on; pull out a bag oh acme trix; N stop in hiz trax....... de bass terd road runner....

    heerz two a midshipman fish & marlin kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. The road runner may not like that
      Could meep meep every cat

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  34. I'm always amazed with what profound things you can say in such short, clever words. It really is a gift. <3

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    1. Profound you say
      Who knew at my bay

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  35. Wiley Coyote came to mind
    His life is not one with which to align
    Although he did keep coming back
    Every time he got a whack

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    1. If at first you don't succeed
      Try try again because in cartoon land you never bleed

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  36. Still I love some cartoons and read them but Im not interested in be one, like a batigirl or other :)
    The superheroes dissapointed me Cat:(

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    1. Not gonna be one
      You could have lots of fun

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  37. It'd be kinda cool to be like Felix the Cat, with his magical bag of tricks... or like the never-aging perky Betty Boop. Or better yet, Betty Boop with her own bag of tricks.

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    1. Her bag of tricks may be more
      Than what Felix has in store

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  38. This is the only superpower I want!

    "You can eat all day,
    Never getting fat at your bay."

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  39. The do wear the same outfit every day
    and one can never say
    they don't smell
    like a little bit of hell.

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    1. A stink to turn all pink
      The missing link

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  40. I'd sure like those cartoon superpowers! Especially eating and never getting fat!

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    1. But then some are fat and never get skinny again
      There at their cartoon den

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  41. Cartoon perks would be neat to have

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  42. I admire those who can eat food all day
    and still stay so slim and trim at their bay
    I love to eat as its such a treat
    my fork will never miss a beat!

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    1. Yeah some have the power
      Is in food they shower

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