Wednesday, March 25, 2015

The Pest of Rest!

After yesterday are you all rhymed out from my play? Nah, I didn't think so. You know there will always be another post to show. But for those that can't past the test here is a little rest.

Stay in bed.
Rest your head.
Let the body stretch.
Don't play fetch.

A little air,
Screw the hair.
Screw the clothes.
Umm curl toes.

Wait, that's not rest.
But passes any test.
Did you stutter?
Okay, out of the gutter.

Now rest within.
Forget the woes at your bin.
Think happy thoughts.
But don't think lots.

I really just said that?
A bumper sticker cat.
A bumper to a humper?
Won't be a umm grumper.

Unless you're grumpy blue.
Then that's nothing new.
Now rest your fingers.
Nothing new lingers.

Sing a tune.
Be like Betsy and dance with a spoon.
Even at rest exercise be nice.
But no need to do it twice.

Relax in a chair.
Can still be bare.
Just pull the curtain.
Of that be certain.

Eat and be Mary.
Play with dogs that are hairy.
Hmm got that wrong?
Blame Donkey Kong.

And viola it's the next day.
Things came what may.
And guess what?
Nothing exploded at your hut.

Rest for the cat? We get plenty of that. May not seem so but when you are ahead plenty of rest can show. Things will always get done and then more things will need to be given a run. It never ends until you are dead. Then you rest in a permanent bed. So take a day, come what may, relax and let go of some gas. Trust my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

101 comments:

  1. I think I rest too much, which is why I'm a slack ass blogger and not kick ass like you!

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    1. You state that well
      Time willl tell
      Yeah, me too

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    2. haha well you do have zits to pop
      And laundry going non stop

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  2. I feel like a rest after reading all your blogs yesterday and finsihed this morning, but alas I have things to attend to. Thanks for an entertaining day.

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    1. Always something to do
      At each and every zoo

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  3. "when you are ahead plenty of rest can show"
    The Cat's very wise words that all must know
    A well earned rest
    Brings out the best
    Conserve to sustain energy and discard the woes

    Hank

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    1. Stay ahead of the 8 ball
      And woes won't come and stall

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  4. I missed your A-Z bonanza, (sorry!)
    But just thinking about it makes me bananas,
    Need to rest I think,
    Or maybe just sit back and have a drink.
    And watch my cats destroy my plants,
    And rip a new hole in my not so fancy pants...

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    1. haha they are good at that
      Holes and knocking things over like a dingbat

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  5. That's right - you can try to keep up or not, but either way, there is still a lot left to do.

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    1. Yep, always something to do
      Can't stop that at any zoo

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    1. What happened to the first 8
      There at your gate?

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    2. Late as can be
      Shame on thee

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  7. My neighbor has been quiet for some time now. Knock on.....WOOD!

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    1. Morn'n Mr. Blue
      Look at you
      All perky, lost your shoe
      Your point is taken
      No more noise mak'n

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    2. Who's wood you knocking on
      That could be an all wrong con

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    3. Morn'n Manzanita :)
      The CAT is talking about wood agan...

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    4. Knock on wood
      It was understood

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  8. Well rest mah weary bones and think of ice cream cones
    Lock every single door and turn off all the phones
    Watch the moves of your cat, he's like a rubber ball
    He'll climb up to a highest peak and never ever fall
    No wonder kitty has nine lives, he doesn't have a care
    Relax, cat naps and always purr, don't ever take a dare

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    1. Nine lives and has them all
      As he jumps down the hall
      Up and through, around and down
      Sure has the R and R crown

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  9. Cat, your marathon
    Left us hanging on.
    I, for one, felt quite uncouth
    Because I, alas, forsooth
    Could only come up with words oh so whiny
    Whilst your rhyming ass passed words so shiny.

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    1. Nothing whiny to show
      Whine didn't want to grow?

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  10. After yesterday, you definitely deserve a rest. Happy Hump Day!

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  11. I think I asked you this before
    What are you on at your shore?
    Or do you naturally never sleep
    You make the rest of us weep
    Feeling so lazy peep
    Then again, I like to rest
    You should try it sometime
    It is the best.

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    1. But the internet may crash
      If a rest for a flash
      The cat can't have that
      The world will end at our mat
      Hmmm no?
      I sleep here and there though

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  12. PS Make that "feeling like such lazy peeps."
    No matter how much rest I get
    I still can't pass a spelling test.

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    1. Thankfully google helps out
      With spelling out and about

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  13. Too cold here to rest bare
    unless you're a cat with lots of hair.
    Good idea to pull the curtain
    but I'd wrap up in it, of that I'm certain!
    lol....

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    1. The heat is up high
      So not to cold under our sky
      The cat would sure wrap in the curtain
      Pat though, we aren't certain

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  14. Forget your hair?! That isn't resting, that's torture!!!!! Does Betsy really dance with a spoon??

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    1. lol you and your shampoo
      That she does at her zoo

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  15. Always good to have a day of rest
    but I don't think you ever sleep
    otherwise how do you manage to get everything done
    especially those 24 posts that were so deep :)

    betty

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    1. haha a little rest we have here and there
      But always on the go at our lair

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  16. If you call Blue grumpy, he might not take you to Bora Bora.

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    1. Bah, he is a liar anyway
      There at is Bora wannabe bay

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    2. Oh. Well, please disregard my comment then from today's post. :)

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  17. Why is there not a donkey
    In a video game that's so wonky
    To be called Donkey Kong
    But has no mule come along?

    As it turns out
    The name is about
    Bad translation
    Not from our nation.

    The genius designer
    Who couldn't be finer
    Thought "donkey" meant dense
    and that Kong had no sense!

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    1. lol never knew that
      Here at my mat
      Figured it was a play on words
      Not meant for the birds
      As with the name pass
      Donkey = ass
      So Ass Kong was born
      Inside joke that was torn

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  18. Sounds like my daily routine.

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Wrote By Rote

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  19. Ha ha....eat and be Mary
    play with dogs that are hairy
    well Basil that wouldn't be
    he has much less hair than me!

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    1. Hmm maybe a little hair
      To do it with flair

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  20. I can't believe how much you blog. You're amazing. I need to have a few days throughout the week to rest. If I blogged as much as you, I'd have no hair! LOL! Staying in bed sounds like a good idea. I think I'll go do that right now. ;)

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    1. lol being bald would not be fun
      Good to avoid blogging as much as under my sun

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  21. A day of rest is good for anyone, even the cat who sleeps all the time. You have a great day.

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  22. I think I have a day of rest planned in June sometime. Always something to do right now.

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    1. Yep, always something on the go
      At every blog show

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  23. Such good tips though I must say,
    You are always willing to rhyme & play,
    Do you ever take a rest from your creative mind,
    Or in peace & rest in rhyming do you find?

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    1. Never a rest as of late
      I guess that is just my fate

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  24. Dang, you're like the energizer bunny...you just keep going!

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    1. No batteries needed at my sea
      As I keep on going with glee

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  25. Not sure you know the meaning of the word rest

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    1. Bah who needs that
      Sleep is gotten by the cat

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  26. Dancing with a spoon must be fun. I'll have to try it.

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  27. Dancing with a spoon must be fun. I'll have to try it.

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  28. orlin N cassie

    hope yur dad's day wuz awesum....high paws N headbonx ...ouch...two him on runnin de

    A ta Z tee vee post ~~~~~

    that wuz fun !! ☺

    we will knot say how manee times we hit ...refresh de page ...{ like 98 }

    ....ta TRY ta bee number one at yur 6 o clock "T" run...

    we even had R commint...copeed & reddy ta paste...it wuz de mutant turtles that messed uz up

    ~~~~ oh, N de hole sittin round in chairz butt azz nekkid thing....we due it all de time, N noe ewe guys due two !! ♥♥♥

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    1. lol maybe next year you'll get number one
      Naked our not when it is given a run
      Have to watch those ninja turtles guys
      They jump around like flies

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  29. You should rest after yesterday's fest. I would love to be in bed but I must make money so I can be fed

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    1. Money is sure in need
      Thus we can't sleep at our feed

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  30. That was a perfect day, if there can be such.

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    1. Yeah always something at play
      To ruin a day

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  31. I could have used a rest today. I was so sleepy. I should start living like the cat!

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    1. The cat has it made
      He would never trade

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  32. i'm lucky. i have plenty of rest :)

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  33. I could certainly use another nap
    But far too much work on tap
    Must keep chugging along
    And stay awake with help from a fast song

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    1. Play it really really loud
      And get the work done and be proud

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  34. I was going tell you about my dream

    but I forgot the rest.

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    1. Well at least it was a start
      Before a brain fart

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  35. I rest in between days, smiles ~ I am checking out your Blue Friend, ha ~

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  36. Ah, A to Z?
    I'm going to see...
    Rest?
    When we write/read -
    Best!

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  37. Hopefully, I'll be passing on the permanent rest for a while. Grin.

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    1. lol hopefully so
      No need to go 6 feet below

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  38. That is SO true!!! You can always say, "But there's too much to be done." There's always going to be too much to be done.

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    1. Yep, no matter what
      Always something to do at your hut

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  39. I've been getting sick, so I decided to rest and stayed in bed all day. It was the first time I've done that in a very long time, and it was glorious!

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    1. The best way to be
      When sick at your sea

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  40. Ahhh, resting is good
    And so are naps
    And a good toe curl
    Is the best, perhaps

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    1. lol can't go wrong there
      Curling toes at your lair

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  41. Replies
    1. Haven't you heard there's no rest for the wicked

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    2. None indeed
      AS they take seed

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