I let loose a stink,
That brought all to the brink.
They booed the cat,
Then fell over, splat.
I even knocked out a witch.
My stink made her twitch.
That Catality guy took all the fame.
But it was really my claim.
They hired a ghost to stop my spree.
Who are they? Beats me.
They even tried to claim it was a skunk.
But not even they can beat my funk.
They hired a big cat too.
He sure has a nice view.
He warned the lizard not to rat me out.
Cats hold such clout.
Not even Truedessa and her magic,
Can top something so tragic.
But mine can't sparkle at least.
There she has beaten this beast.
The bug eyed creep thought he'd get paid.
But I ended his raid.
Catality clawed his back.
Score another for the cat shack.
He just watched from above.
The smell he didn't love.
All gasped for air below.
They couldn't handle my glow.
The clown beat a bee.
Why? Sure beats me.
Maybe it was my stink.
He just posed with a wink.
These four all stayed in place.
It even brought a smile to their face.
I guess a gawker ape and an old one eye,
Likes it under my stink cloud sky.
I jumped out with a Tada and dance.
All gave me a little glance.
Then they all keeled over.
I guess I'll have to go play with rover.
Now how was that for a day? What? I did a little promotion at my bay? Pffft, no that really happened to me. I went on such a spree. Fine, don't believe in my gas and instead just go buy a book from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.