Wednesday, March 11, 2015

What Did I Do Right In View!

Here is what I did today. What? You don't believe I went to the future and back at my bay? Pfffft I can do it with ease and whenever I please. What Did I Do and not What I Did, see the cat flipped Betsy's on its lid.


I let loose a stink,
That brought all to the brink.
They booed the cat,
Then fell over, splat.


I even knocked out a witch.
My stink made her twitch.
That Catality guy took all the fame.
But it was really my claim.


 They hired a ghost to stop my spree.
Who are they? Beats me.
They even tried to claim it was a skunk.
But not even they can beat my funk.


They hired a big cat too.
He sure has a nice view.
He warned the lizard not to rat me out.
Cats hold such clout.


Not even Truedessa and her magic,
Can top something so tragic.
But mine can't sparkle at least.
There she has beaten this beast.


The bug eyed creep thought he'd get paid.
But I ended his raid.
Catality clawed his back.
Score another for the cat shack.


He just watched from above.
The smell he didn't love.
All gasped for air below.
They couldn't handle my glow.


The clown beat a bee.
Why? Sure beats me.
Maybe it was my stink.
He just posed with a wink.


These four all stayed in place.
It even brought a smile to their face.
I guess a gawker ape and an old one eye,
Likes it under my stink cloud sky.


I jumped out with a Tada and dance.
All gave me a little glance.
Then they all keeled over.
 I guess I'll have to go play with rover.

Now how was that for a day? What? I did a little promotion at my bay? Pffft, no that really happened to me. I went on such a spree. Fine, don't believe in my gas and instead just go buy a book from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

100 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Guess who's not a-snorin' on your mat?
    By the way, how's Pat?
    Is he still in the hat and all that?
    It's a wonderful day to spend some dough
    It's a wonderful day to tell me... you know
    And it's a wonderful day to tell me how
    So I can, you know, do it right now
    Spring's here that much I'm told
    Missed it the other day sniffing gold
    Okay so my clock fooled me big time
    When I stopped by to rhyme
    The sun's a-shining all day long
    Hello Cat, let's sing a song:
    "Scooby Doooooooo
    Where's my shoe?
    Is it floating near the Bora shore
    Tell me more"

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    1. Fooled by a clock
      Beats jailhouse rock
      At least there you'd get two shoes
      Even with the blues
      Blue with the blues
      That might make news
      Then you could get on Jerry Springer
      I bet you'd be a ringer

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    2. From coast to coast
      And a capital P on toast

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    3. Not a small p?
      Works for me

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  2. It's impressive what you did, Mr. CAT
    I reckon you did it all on your mat?
    Truedessa's magic works on me
    In the place to be

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    1. All on a mat
      Let loose the scat
      As I impress
      And you confess

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    2. It's just between the two of us
      Everyone else is on the bus

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    3. The short bus?
      Do they fuss

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  3. Whew what a stinky spree
    And you did it with such glee.

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    1. The cat thinks it is grand
      To stink up the land

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  4. You talked about a stink while promoting your books???? Hahaha only you, cat!! And WHY on earth do you keep calling my little tarsier a creep????? Leave me little snuggle bunny alone!

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    1. The word bunny makes him funny
      So there you go.... it all makes sense at the Kitty Cat show

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    2. haha oh there is always a way
      See now I beat all too it at my bay
      They say they stink
      I already beat them to such a link

      Bunny for a creepy eyes
      He is far from wise

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    3. A disguise to hide the lies
      Or maybe to watch the skies

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  5. Whew, I bet you needed a nap after all that.

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    1. A good long one
      Stretched out in the sun

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  6. What a trip to the future this must have been
    Take us with you if you go there again!

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    1. Can you fit in my delorean though
      May get cramped as away we go

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  7. yet another gas from your rhyming ass...
    if you could affect the gravity it could possibly be a shield
    to keep you safe from all the monsters that gape
    even a gawking ape...

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    1. The gas does flow
      And you never know
      A shield could come due
      Even stopping that gawking ape at my zoo

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  8. Congrats to you on another. That last picture of the cat is sure pretty cute!!

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    1. lol but this is not another one
      Geez, that paper too high for you to see my run? lol

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    2. I'm confused. Going back up to read and re-read again (if necessary). :)

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    3. Ohhhhh I see. :) Duh. It's funny too because when I was reading I was remembering. How funny that I didn't get that one right. Ah well, it's not old age...just one of those, 'oops, it happens' moments. ;)

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    4. lol oops you say
      At your old age bay
      I'll go with that
      At my blog mat

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  9. A smell so bad as to knock out a witch
    I bet she ends up quite frazzled in a ditch
    Cat does a dance, a tippy tappy tap
    Look at him go all over the map
    Congrats on a book, a smiley one at that
    Make the kiddies laugh out loud at their mat

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    1. A witch is through
      Some others are too
      As a little promo came due
      And a ripping off of Betsy's zoo lol

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  10. A clever way of promoting. Congratulations. Love the cat.

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    1. The cat likes to be clever
      With his endeavor

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  11. Clever how you did this
    and mentioned lots of books at your nook
    Might make someone
    take a second look

    betty

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    1. Figured I'd take it for a spin
      See if it was a win

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  12. "What Did I Do Right In View!"
    That emulates none so few
    Let off stinks
    Lest one thinks
    Letting off an art not many knew

    Hank

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    1. An art none knew
      Right in view
      Here and there
      At ones lair

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  13. Saw something in the news that says smelling the stink might be good for you health, if you don't fall over.

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    1. lol hmmm so people should pass gas more?
      No sure that would be like at any shore

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  14. haha, you have surely done more than me today!
    Looks like you got out, had an adventure and time to play!
    You're very right, cats do have clout,
    I think that's why the internet is obsessed with grumpy cat's pout.

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    1. The cat got out and about
      With this little shout
      Obsessed many are
      With the grumpy cat at their sand bar

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  15. Wonderful, amusing read Pat. Thanks for the chuckle.

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    1. Glad i could amuse indeed
      Here at my feed

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  16. Replies
    1. What the cat can do
      Here at his zoo

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  17. Replies
    1. You never know
      From Africa at our show

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  18. Well, your lid did get flipped purrfectly!

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    1. Flipped and ripped
      And maybe gripped

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  19. This leaves me without words,
    But at least there were no turds.

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out

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    1. Not a turd was found
      As the cat passes stuff around

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  20. Well that was quite a stink you put out there kitty cat. You did such a good job.

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    1. Kicking up and giving a stink
      Easy to do at our blog rink

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  21. Hey man I liked your story, rhyming and full of montessori. you really have made my morning glory.

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    1. Hopefully the rest of the day
      Will be filled with glory too at your bay

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  22. To the future and back
    with a rhyming attack
    brought some stink
    beat them with a wink
    would that be a sparkly smell
    that might not be so swell
    these books are real gems
    buy a few for your friends (ok, non rhyme)
    let the magic of books swirl
    opening doors in a kids world
    setting sail on the high seas
    watch out for giant bees

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    1. The giant bee got beat
      Left in poor defeat
      As many of the books come due
      With my back and forth time clue

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  23. Shoulda, coulda blamed it on the crab
    But he was feeling kinda drab!

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    1. Couldn't get out from under the sea?
      How rude of thee

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  24. Only you could be so arty
    When telling of a little farty...
    Try not to be quite so vain
    Over a little greenish methane!

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    1. Not sure how green
      It is though at our scene

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  25. It's my new goal in life to meet you, sir Pat. :)

    Genius at work. Love your brain. This is all so beautiful and clever. <3

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    1. Bah, you just want to go to Peggy's cove once more
      Lying and saying you want to come to my shore lol

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  26. Such a stink
    Makes me blink
    Killed a witch
    That's a switch

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    1. Down and out
      Made her pout
      Then a shout
      Viola, lights out

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  27. Passing gas and writing books. lol Quite the theme you have.

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  28. Maybe you shouldn't be eating Taco Bell while you write...
    Just think if you'd included a picture from every book you've written!

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    1. God, if we did that the thing would never load
      It would be stuck in constant slow poke mode

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  29. orlin N cassie...

    we noe de TA DA dance bee troo,
    coz we haz de book we getted frum ewe !!
    wild cat all sew setz on R shelves
    pluz a few others dee livered by elves ♥♥

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    1. lol thanks to the elves indeed
      As they bring the TADA to your feed

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  30. I think I see a theme from thee:
    A gaseous stinky smelling spree
    I'm grateful I can't smell from here
    Those powerful odors from your rear

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    1. Well if the wind blows just right
      One day you just might lol

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  31. Another book at your nook... good for you. I try never to leave out a stink in public... but when it happens, I walk really close to my hubs so no one knows who it was.

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    1. lol good person to blame
      Don't want stink to your name

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  32. Great use of the books images for a little promo

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  33. Quite an adventure, with lack of fresh air.

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    1. The adventure did mesh
      But yeah, nothing was fresh

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  34. You had me at Lizard
    But you left out your wizard
    You should link each work of art
    To its book on the internet mart

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    1. That I will have to do
      If there is a next time at my zoo

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  35. I'm happy to say
    from here at my bay
    that our days are not symmetrical
    I don't gas people til they're hysterical
    Could make them feel critical.
    Maybe you eat too many cashews
    and they just do that to you.
    Still, the what you did today
    is fun to do at any bay.
    What I Did Wednesday was fun, too
    until the auctions took my schedule. It's true!
    ha.

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    1. haha good to know
      No gas on the go
      Actually cashews keep me going
      So less gas is showing
      In case you wanted to know
      That bit of info lol

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  36. A little toot here and there never hurt anybody.
    Unless you are that poor witch. Must have been some powerful stink to knock her out!

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    1. She got knocked on her ass
      With the cat's gas

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  37. Loved the dance with Tada!
    New book, fresh look,
    Images escapade!

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  38. You had me at "I let loose a stink, That brought all to the brink."

    Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat....ha ha ha ha

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    1. haha it got them all
      Here at our hall

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  39. Nobody does better visuals than you
    I'm always happy to view what's new.

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    1. The cat gets it done
      Even with a stink run

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  40. Whatever you ate, made you see a pink ape and let you pass a bad smell, thank God the cat didn't tell....he died from it. Wallace our dog has knocked us out a few times

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    1. haha none died from it
      But they got woozy a bit

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  41. I love the little ghost! Is my favorite:)

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    1. I hear
      It's as sweet as Gloria Dear?
      Could this be true
      When the ghost says, "Boo"?

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    2. Maybe it can bake
      A ghostly cake

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