Tuesday, March 17, 2015

You Have Been Gif-ed Today By What I Say!

And so we are back to gif you with more knowledge at our shack. We are just such nice cats to help out you humans and other dingbats. Maybe the search engine nuts need the help. They can be screwy with their yelp.


 Hardwood floor is best.
It can pass any test.
It is easy to clean.
But is "best" truly true at your scene?

Not in every way.
It lets litter spread across the bay.
Plus hardwood is harder on the back,
When you walk in bare feet at your shack.


Curtains are always needed.
Should that be conceded?
Well when you have dirty old men at play,
Yeah, you might want them at your bay.

Plus you know they can be torn down.
The humans may be left with a frown.
But a little yank and tear,
Is fun if you so dare.


Give the humans the fan.
Pffft screw the plight of man.
I'll cool off first,
Sucking up the wind burst.

Then it gets worn out.
The human can shout.
But am I wrong?
Nope, just watch my head move along.


The chair is mine.
Owned by the feline.
You can't lie on it like me.
So go sit in a tree.

Sure you can fit that in your loft.
I prefer something more soft.
I will give you lip too,
If you try and make me shoo.


Cats need high places.
Just look at our faces.
We clean and fight.
We need everything in sight.

Don't do that and we'll get you.
Your bed time will be through.
Cassie thought I smelled weird.
She is one to be feared.

Now you have been gif-ed with more knowledge mankind. So keep it all in your mind. For you don't want a cat to step up to your shoe and leave some scat just for you. Enjoy sitting in your tree each lad and lass while I rest on a soft chair with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

125 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Congrats Suza!
      A 3-way tie
      Rare but happened before!

      Hank

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    2. Thanks, Hank. All three tight as can be!

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    3. Beat blue and Hank
      Robyn may make you walk the plank

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    4. I'm back at the caboose today
      It's rather shameful, I must say.

      But Suza wins it, fast and loud.
      Go Suza! Make us ladies proud.
      Don't call it a three-way tie.
      That's too nice. No need to lie.
      Hank dozed again
      And Blue's keypad came loose
      As for me, I've no excuse
      I just like being the caboose.

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    5. She was number one
      Made the others come undone
      Robyn likes being the caboose?
      Hope you never get behind a moose

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    6. Thanks all for your cheers
      Maybe time for some green beers
      And Robyn, you're right
      I'll celebrate #1, with no others in sight!

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    7. How will you celebrate
      Such a #1 fate?

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    1. Good Morning Hank - Hope you have a good day :)

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    2. Good morning Truedessa
      and also Suza!
      Great day great company
      As good as can be!

      Hank

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    3. Company abounds
      On time at my grounds

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    1. Haha three for one.. Good morning!

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    2. The three musketiers. Truedessa Dear says 1, too.

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    3. "All for one and one for all" - the musketeers
      give a morning cheer...now where is the green beer?
      haha...It is St Patrick's Day...

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    4. Blue is the outcast fourth one
      In the musketeer fun

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    5. Musketeer 4 was snoring on the floor.

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    6. Couch was stolen by your cat
      We just know that

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  4. Wish I had a nice padded tree at my lair
    As I napped and waited for dinner there
    Hope your tail doesn't get caught in the fan
    That would not be cool at all... no man.

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    1. The fan is cool in the summer though
      Hog it and its windy flow
      Pat doesn't like that
      But who cares says the cat

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  5. Good morning all
    I heeded the call
    Didn't want to stall
    So I came to the Cat's hall

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    1. In on time
      Sure isn't a crime
      Well maybe to Hank
      Taking his #1 bank

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  6. "you don't want a cat to step up to your shoe"
    Well at least is ok rather than having cat poo
    Felines are smart
    Always on guard
    They just need high places with a good view!

    Hank

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    1. That they do
      High and view
      Can see all
      And no when to run at our hall

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  7. The chair may be mine, but what's up with that lamp...?
    Sorry about your curtains.
    And I bet stepping on litter is painful.
    Number four because I got some extra sleep....

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    1. Damn lamp gets in the way
      Doesn't even have a light bulb at our bay
      The curtains got shredded indeed
      And that is why I always, well I have to anyway, wear shoes at my feed

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  8. I see some danger here. I hope that poor kitty doesn't get run over by that chair and don't even get me started with the pussy getting eaten by that fan!!!

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    1. Hmmm that last one can go a whole other way
      If one has such a thing and fans at their bay lol

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  9. Hardwood floors are good for dogs too! On April Fool's day, my two cats will be 16. They have a booster to get on the bathroom counter to get to their food. Meanwhile, have a great St. Pat's day.

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    1. 16 is quite the age indeed
      Still having fun at your feed
      Easy to sweep
      Hardwood at ones keep

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  10. I bet you'd steal my couch too
    At your shoe

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    1. Good Morning Blue...

      I'll share my couch...I have two...how are you?

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    2. Steal and hog
      Like a bump on a log

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    3. Not feeling well
      As I yell
      Tired as a cat
      With no mat

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    4. Is a cat anymore tired
      If a mat is not hired?

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  11. Some hardwood is always good
    running the forest like Robin Hood
    So, today is St Patrick's Day
    hope some luck will come your way
    follow that rainbow no matter how far
    catch a a glimpse of a silver star

    Happy St Patrick's Day!
    Good that the cat's got their say...

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    1. Saint me day is fine
      Here with the feline
      Luck is bull though
      But that you know lol

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  12. For floors, how about ceramic?
    It would be my pick.
    Spills don't freak me out,
    But hard on socks without a doubt.

    (I did it!)

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    1. Hard on socks they are
      But not as bad as tar
      With that you lose your sock
      You rhymed indeed at my dock

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  13. There was an old man named Two Bear
    Who once parked himself at my lair..
    The cat was filled with jealousy
    And covered Two Bear's pillow with pee!

    And then, with a growl and a hiss
    Truman filled the man's boot with his piss,
    But then he got bored whilst the old man snored...
    And what he did then... Oh Lord!

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    1. haha damn the cat wanted him gone
      Tossed out on the lawn
      I take it he pissed on his head
      While he was sleeping tight in bed

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  14. I'll remember your advice. Your kitties sure look cute and happy.

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    1. Happy they seem to be
      Here at our sea

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  15. ha. glad my cat does not attack the curtains
    he does occassionally go for the feet,
    with a swat swat, but runs hides
    when you tag his spot

    i cant imagine kitty litter
    on a hard wood floor...yuck galore.

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    1. The feet can hurt
      Blood may spurt
      But since I wear shoes
      The cat does lose
      Yuck it can be
      As they spread it with glee

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  16. Is that a camera I see behind the kitty? Turns out your Pat likes the freaky stuff! Haha Stop spreading litter around the floor, Cat. That's just not sanitary!

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    1. No camera anywhere
      Where did you stare
      Kitty litter he spreads far and wide
      With his running stride

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  17. AH, I enjoyed the GIF
    but not the WHIFF
    Seemed Cassie smelled it too
    what is a person to do?

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    1. Cassie sure thinks I stink
      Can bring all to the brink

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  18. I will keep it all in my mind
    While I watch my lil' behind
    Because my cat's attack
    Comes from the back

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    1. The back is the best
      Pounce and pass the test

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  19. What is the hardest wood you know
    As things go bounce from down below
    I'm at a loss, I do not know
    Maple is hard in the studio, though

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    1. The hardest wood and down below?
      Are you going all gutter at my show? lol

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  20. i love a wood floor but def. can cause splinters in the feet and i think i should get myself a cat tree - just for the better view - ha

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    1. haha could sit right on top
      See everything non stop

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  21. Easier to clean I have found
    bare wood over carpet
    Easier to spot hairs
    if one owns a pet :)

    betty

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    1. Yep, easier all around
      Whether hair from cat or hound

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  22. Boo to the curtains. Still, cutest gifs I've seen. The last one is my fave.

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    1. When they were young
      And the cat was still umm hung lol

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    2. poor kitty... some things should never be told publicly

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    3. haha snip snip
      As he gave lip

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  23. Nice to know hardwood floors are for cats are great
    That's what we have at our humble plate
    As soon as the carpet downstairs is history
    We hope to have a cat sanctuary!
    So nice to see your kitties again
    Even live action at your den!

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    1. Hardwood floors they like
      Carpet can take a hike
      But they like to scratch that too
      When they visit the other zoo

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    2. Forgot in my excitement watching the cats
      To wish you happy St. You Day, Sir Pat's!

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    3. Saint me day was fine
      At least for each feline

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  24. omg, they are that much cuter as gifs!!! What adorableness! I really want a cat and I want my future cat and dog to be best friends, as I think my head would explode with pure joy.

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    1. Well they could turn out to be friends indeed
      If both like the other species at your feed

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  25. Loved the poem, loved the photo's, loved the post.

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  26. What a flexibility
    Orlin has it all!
    He is main gawker-
    sound and tall.

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    1. He can bend and stretch
      Even play fetch

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  27. Your felines live in the virtual lap of luxury!

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  28. Orlin can really bend over that chair. Your cats have it all.

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    1. They have a ton
      As they bend and run

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  29. You guys sure have one tall cat house

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    1. Can reach upon high
      Within the bat of an eye

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  30. That would be a great T-gif!

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  31. They look so much like my Tiger cat. So much fun as long as we remember they're the boss. :)

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    1. Yep, in the end they win
      At each and every bin

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  32. It's funny to see
    They look spastic as can be

    I'm back to number 100 or so
    My near-win streak
    Was short and so-so.

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    1. Only 80 some I think
      Not at the 100 brink

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  33. Interesting that as I'm reading this, I'm sitting on the other side of the sofa from where I usually sit. I came back from my walk on the treadmill to find my dog asleep in my seat. Do I move her? Nope. I sit elsewhere. It shows who owns this house!

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    1. haha yep, that is the what we do here
      They get the spot and elsewhere I put my rear

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  34. orlin N cassie...way kewl GIF'z two day...we feeled like we wuz in de eggs act same room az ewe both N we due knot even noe what room ewe wuz /iz ...in !!

    ♥♥♥

    N hardwood floorz bee grate...de food servizz gurls parentz hada bulldog...he peed on de hardwood floor upstairs.....it leeked down ta de base mint....on top oh de food servizz gurls sisterz head....de sister yelled de bath tub had springed a leek.....an invest eye gation told other wize !!! ☺☺☺ troo storee... !!

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    1. lmao oh that would surely suck
      My ocd would say more than yuck

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  35. Oh, pets. Life is never the same when we welcomed them in our lives. :)

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    1. Nope, they rule all
      At each and every hall

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  36. Nothing better than a bunch of animals to live with. Sure beats humans. Those are some great gifs.

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    1. Beat humans any day
      At most any bay

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  37. No curtains in this house of mine.
    Just blinds which open and close all the time.
    It's shoestrings that they like to play with here.
    Every morning Slate must attack each boy with cheer.
    haha.

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    1. haha bet they love that
      Being attacked by the cat
      i have to hide my shoes
      Or the laces I will lose

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  38. Very cute GIFs, she looks like a queen, ha ~

    Oh what fun to see people racing to be no. 1 at your bay, smiles ~

    Happy day Pat ~

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  39. Hey, I'm last again!
    Ready for my win.
    Do I get a real gift
    Or a kitty cat sniff?

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    1. You may not be last
      Another may add to the cast
      But if you win
      You can take the cats rump for a spin

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    2. Wow, ho ho ho-ing over a rump
      It isn't very plump

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  40. My Hubzam works with computers and I can just about guarantee that if I tell him "enjoy your winter, smash a printer" he will put that on his office door. Thanks, Pat!

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    1. lol gonna steal my send off
      Go ahead, I won't scoff

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  41. The cats looked great. Thanks for sharing.

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  42. I prefer hardwood because it is such a sight to watch the animals slip and slide when they try to run real fast across it!

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    1. haha yeah the cats have done that
      Many a time at our blog mat

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  43. Of course curtains are always needed. In my bedroom I have to have blackout curtains.

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  44. Love these pictures Pat!! They are funny!!

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