Hardwood floor is best.
It can pass any test.
It is easy to clean.
But is "best" truly true at your scene?
Not in every way.
It lets litter spread across the bay.
Plus hardwood is harder on the back,
When you walk in bare feet at your shack.
Curtains are always needed.
Should that be conceded?
Well when you have dirty old men at play,
Yeah, you might want them at your bay.
Plus you know they can be torn down.
The humans may be left with a frown.
But a little yank and tear,
Is fun if you so dare.
Give the humans the fan.
Pffft screw the plight of man.
I'll cool off first,
Sucking up the wind burst.
Then it gets worn out.
The human can shout.
But am I wrong?
Nope, just watch my head move along.
The chair is mine.
Owned by the feline.
You can't lie on it like me.
So go sit in a tree.
Sure you can fit that in your loft.
I prefer something more soft.
I will give you lip too,
If you try and make me shoo.
Cats need high places.
Just look at our faces.
We clean and fight.
We need everything in sight.
Don't do that and we'll get you.
Your bed time will be through.
Cassie thought I smelled weird.
She is one to be feared.
Now you have been gif-ed with more knowledge mankind. So keep it all in your mind. For you don't want a cat to step up to your shoe and leave some scat just for you. Enjoy sitting in your tree each lad and lass while I rest on a soft chair with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.