Tuesday, April 7, 2015

A Fluck For Luck!

So for F we go for the gold. A fluck will take hold. Don't you love to say it? It is so pucking great. Can't you just bucking relate? Do you get my mucking drift? My, you are trucking swift.

What the buck?
I have no luck.
Want to cluck?
It won't suck.

I hate that chuck.
Worse than a duck.
One cocky guck.
Must be awe struck.

What is it schmuck?
Do you want a truck?
A kiss for luck.
You're still a cluck.

Get the puck off the ice.
That just isn't nice.
A puck for luck.
Could be love struck?

Would you rather a bleep?
Or a meep meep?
Oh what the duck.
I'll just say pluck.

Stuck with pluck.
That will suck.
Stuck in guck.
Some messy muck.

Stuck is the way,
From bay to bay.
Strange humans woe.
Saying pluck on the go.

Think it is cool,
Letting pluck drool?
Every second word,
Truck flips the bird.

My, you sound smart.
Take that to heart.
Luck your way through life.
Hey, might please a wife.

Buck up!
Fill a cup.
Yuck most will say.
But you can go on flucking away.

I think you got the drift. I know you are swift. Don't you love people who think it is cool to say bleep every second word on display? It must make them fill big. Maybe they dance a jig. When things really need emphasis let it fly, no one is going to die. But does it really need to be said every second word? Do jokes with bleep this and bleep that make it more absurd? What the truck do I know class. I'm just a bleeping little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

128 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    What color is your mat?
    Did you swim to Bunny Beach
    Were the pointy ears within reach?
    Say, did Hank crush me at your shore?
    Will he be back for more?
    So many questions, so little time...
    As Mt. Bills you climb

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    1. Bunny beach
      Isn't in reach
      But on the bay
      I spend at Bora all day
      Hank not quite
      At my sight

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    2. Chicken works
      Has its perks

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  2. Replies
    1. Bad morning all
      At my work hall

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    2. What happened today
      At your work bay
      Need me to send my cousin Vinny
      To make them more skinny
      Or dump them in a spot
      Where they can rot?

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    3. lol nothing happened that was new
      Just bad because I was at work and not home at my zoo

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    4. So not at your sea
      In the place to be?

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    5. Nope, stuck there
      At the work lair

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  3. Seven out of eight
    Won't be late
    Now where's that gold
    Those richest untold?

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    1. Find a rainbow
      High or low
      The gold may show
      Damned, if I know

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    2. No riches untold... I should've known
      When no bling bling gets shown

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    3. Stuck in the grind
      Dragging our behind

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  4. Sometimes you just have to say pluck it

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  5. I muck it up way too much for my own good!

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    1. No small feat
      Mucking it up to leave all in defeat

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  6. "Is it cool to say bleep every second word on display?"
    Bleep sure sounds better than Bluck on your word play
    More pleasing on the ears
    Nor expecting any cheers
    But just plain easy innocent ones can well save the day

    Hank

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    1. Can save innocent ears
      When bleep is given cheers

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    2. Hank's got a point there
      Beep beep ain't fair

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    3. Bleepity bleep
      Isn't very deep

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  7. Small minds have a limited vocabulary.

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  8. I like what Alex said, it certainly is true
    It's like a big old cow saying moo moo moo

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    1. Hopefully no cow patties come due
      Along with that moo moo moo

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  9. Those with an an abundance of fluck
    have a vocabulary that doth suck!

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    1. Maybe they suck a lemon each day
      To keep the words away

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  10. As always something to write about which amused me.......had to look at the title twice..lol
    Great read.
    Yvonne.

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    1. haha made you take a second look
      With the fluck at my nook

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  11. Well that is one heck of a lot of words to rhyme with that lovely F word.

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    1. There are a ton
      And didn`t even give it a run

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  12. Who would've thought that changing the first letter of the F word still makes you think of the F word. What the guck?! LOL!

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    1. lol it still has it on ones mind
      As duck it is one of a kind

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  13. Dirt what Alex and Mary said
    Didn't get their minds fed
    When studying vocabulary in school
    And now sound like a fool

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    1. That many do
      With f this and that they think they rule

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  14. You seem to be having fun times with your bleeping rhymes. I like to swear when I'm around those who don't care. It's funner to use vocabulary words as most folks I hang with are nerds.

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    1. The vocabulary words are more fun
      But when you stub your knee, a little f has to be done

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  15. If I had talked the way some people talk, my dad would have washed my mouth out with soap. Do they think they're impressing anyone? To me, they're doing just the opposite. My humble opinion.

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    1. Yep, that they truly are
      And I would have also got the soap bar

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  16. When I hear someone take the low road of language, I think they have a lower IQ. That's just the way my brain works.

    On the other hand, when I see someone who can rhyme like a champ, they win all kind of brownie points.

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    1. Al seems up for brownie points too
      Is he trying to hone in on my zoo?
      How rude
      Bleep that with attitude lol

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    2. I guess not
      What an evil plot

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  17. When writing my yarn
    I had to write BLEEP.
    Because "sugar" or "darn"
    just wouldn't keep.

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    1. Sugar is hype
      And darn is dang
      But when on Skype
      Bleep goes out with a bang

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  18. Too much muck
    makes me want to chuck!

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    1. What would you chuck?
      Hit it with luck

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  19. ha! this reminds me of Will Smith's first record. He managed to rap the entire way without ever actually swearing :) Very clever!

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    1. Showing it can be done
      And still be fun

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  20. If someone says it all the time, what language do they use when they really get mad and need to let a bad word loose?

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    1. haha that is very true
      Becomes mundane at their zoo

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  21. I think I would get into real trouble if I tried to read this post out loud!

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    1. lol bah, not too much
      Maybe just a touch

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  22. After years in the Caribbean Sea
    You become so desensitizied to every little flea
    These words are used on a regular basis
    In this wonderful little oasis

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    1. I guess they like their bleeping
      As the bugs leave them weeping

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  23. Another fantastic rhyme. Great going!!

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  24. Yeah, why is it people like talk about all that muck?

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    1. They like to hear themselves I guess
      With the muck mess

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  25. Its terrible to be watching a show on TV
    and to hear all the beeps going on
    It sort of takes away the enjoyment
    and cursing and cussing I am not fond

    betty

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    1. Yep, a drop here and there
      Is fine by my lair
      But every other word
      Is just absurd

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  26. It would seem that your luck is continuing....

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    1. If I believed in it
      Here at my rhyming pit

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  27. I am one who does not mind to say certain words
    but must be in the right way and not every second word. The one Eddie Murphy DVD of his comedy had him swear every second word-it was not funny.

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    1. Yeah when that is all they can say
      It is not fun in any way

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    2. Couldn't agree more
      At my door
      F this, F that
      Get off my mat!

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    3. Put them in the litter box
      Or hang them by their socks

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  28. What I find funny is my 83 year old dad say a cuss word in front of me and then apologize or try to hide it. Like I've never heard it before. lol

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    1. lol wants to keep the illusion alive
      There at his hive

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  29. I once had a cluck
    who vomited - yuck-yuck
    and it went upon my shoes
    now I got the clucking blues.

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    1. I hope you tossed the shoes
      And kicked the cluck or stole his booze

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    2. Was it a blue suede shoe?
      Did it belong to you?

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    3. Stuck on a shoe
      Shame on you

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  30. "What is it schmuck?" - I like that line
    Think I'll use it all the time
    It's just so rude
    And kinda crude
    But doesn't suck
    It could bring luck
    I might get...tucked into bed by a really hot, dark handsome man or George.

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    1. lol better stick to George though
      Or a dumping he may go
      I guess schmuck can stir stuff up
      Maybe only say it to a pup

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  31. LOL - that was a beeping ride
    I take it all in stride
    when they let the f bomb fly
    from all corners of the sky
    It makes me laugh
    to watch them so daft
    trying to be cool
    but succeeding as a fool.

    Great F post - I smiled all the way through. I wrote a reply to this exact topic on the Beer Boys site… (who use expletives masterfully)

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    1. Expletives sure can be done well
      As they do them swell
      And yeah it cab be funny
      Watching such people prove they have the brains of a dust bunny

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  32. I can do without having to put sentences together after taking out the swear words.

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    1. Yeah that can be a pain
      Can't bleep that train

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  33. It's actually funnier and more interesting when someone finds more creative ways to express their feelings. "Shut the front door" instead of "no f'in way," for instance. People just need to be more imaginative.

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    1. Yeah way more fun to make ones up on the fly
      As one never knows what they will try

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  34. Not so keen on fluck for luck, but a truck for a schmuck works.

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    1. But would a schmuck for truck
      Be a good kind of luck?

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  35. I've been known to throw the Fluck word around every now and again.

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    1. I do when I whack my knee
      Or a slow driver gets in front of me

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  36. Grin. I'll try to remember 'fluck' and not mess up.

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    1. Let the fluck fly
      Just give the L a good try

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  37. I am not sure why, but I love this!!! It's so catchy that it should be a song. :)

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    1. haha be one screwed up song
      Might take me to the darkside of youtube which is wrong

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  38. This was a lovely piece, well done!

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    1. Shakes head
      A mistake, oh the dread

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  40. orlin N cassie

    we had ta ree fraze R commint heer coz de furst one made yur dad sound like a crazed purrson...even if he iz !!! ☺☺☺ ♥♥♥ coz we flucked up

    round two:

    orlin N cassie

    sew damn it all ta hell N back... R ya tryin ta say that de bass terd son ova bitches..... in yur dadz post.... iz afraid ta get up off ther hole lee $hittin azzez ... and use de F werd...

    Flounder ~~~~~~

    what a bunch oh fluck upz !!♥♥♥


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    1. lmao Pat is as crazy as can be
      No need to coddle him at our sea
      Yes, damn those flounder fear mongers here
      They need a good fluck and kick to the rear

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  41. MOL there is nothing more to add!! In Ireland they say "feck" What's a vowel between friends? ;)

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    1. A little twist around
      Works for cat or hound

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  42. If a fluck is all you can say then you need to learn a new way

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  43. It kind of looses it's emphasis
    when it's every other word in their sentences!

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    1. Yeah repetitive mumbo jumbo
      Better off declaring one is Dumbo

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  44. They like the sound of the fluck
    as they constantly cluck, cluck cluck
    personally, I think they need a larger vocabulary..

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  45. I remember the TV airing of Forrest Gump changed the bumper stick thing "shit happens" to "it happens"

    and I wondered why that made no sense as a kid.

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    1. haha the Die Hard movies did the same
      On TV his key phrase sounded really lame

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  46. When you're around it a lot, you tend to pick it up--sad, I know.

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  47. What the fluck
    You is outta' luck
    Bleep
    Is an abbreviation of "Blogger Sheep!"
    You're in too deep
    The A to Zed
    Wish it was dead.
    Instead
    F is for Fred....

    Gary, Gary,

    Quite contrary....

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    1. In the deep end
      With the trend
      Blogger sheep you say
      Does my wool pay?

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  48. I like the F word
    But not all the time
    One picks one's moments
    And place and time

    Fecking I also
    Happen to enjoy
    But again, with discretion
    Should one so employ

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    1. lmao the F word is fine
      To use when divine
      And the second is enjoyable indeed
      Can't have much discretion though with cats staring at you at your feed

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  49. I think a good swear word is called for every now and again. However, when used constantly, I just want to walk the phuck away.

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    1. Yep, that is the way
      As they need something new to say

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  50. Oh geez. The f of the cat is clucking crazy

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  51. There's a town called Phuket. I think we discussed this briefly on your blog once. I'd like to visit, but how do you convince the kids it's not pronounced the way it seems via the spelling??? :)

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    1. lol you pretty much can't
      As they'll give Phuket a face plant
      Also a guy with the last name umm luck
      He is Mr. umm fluck

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