Sunday, April 5, 2015

A Little Hair Affair!

What? You think the cat would take Sunday off? Pffft those a to z people can sit and scoff, but the cat will keep on a going with his rhyme showing. Today things get hairy and some people find it scary.

A little hair,
They jump and swear.
Oh friggin no.
Hair does show.

Cat hair or dog hair.
They just can't bear.
It isn't to be.
Whoopi says me.

Yet then they go.
And bend down low.
They kiss a human head of hair.
And they don't swear?

Hmmm strange a little bit.
They don't even spit.
Many do it with cat or dog as well,
And look, they don't raise hell.

So they get lips full of hair.
This they can bear.
Hair and germs surely go in.
But they don't think it a sin.

Yet, find it in food,
And that becomes rude.
Isn't it all the same inside?
Unless that health class lied.

Can't pick it out?
Nope, scream and shout.
Maybe the are just afraid,
That it won't fade.

Instead it will go down,
Then find regurgitate town.
Next it will come back up.
They fear a hairball in their coffee cup.

Then again may be that the hair,
They think could be from elsewhere.
Hmmm yeah that could be nasty as can be.
That would bother my ocd.

Humans sure are strange.
Maybe they should keep their change.
They should just eat from home.
Then no strange hair will roam.

Ever get strange hair? Kiss a head of hair at your lair? Think there is a difference at your zoo? Or do you just not have a clue? The cat is leaning toward the later with you human mass. So confusing to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

91 comments:

  1. Rebooting the reboot... one two... one two...
    Testing my Blue suede Bora shoe...

    HELLO CAT ON THE MAT!
    Where's the Easter hat?
    You got your bunny ears in place
    Ready for the bunny chase?
    Say, does a chicken a day
    Keep the doctor away?
    And did Hank beat me to it,
    Being super fit (or just a little bit)
    Or did the Holy Ghost
    Win from coast to coast?
    Say it ain't so
    At your show
    And in the place to be:
    Here's to E
    Scooby Doo-weeeeee!

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    1. E is tomorrow on display
      Today is break day
      Chicken 3 times a day
      So far keeps him away
      And Hank and ghost
      You made roast

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    2. Could have worked out
      But a to z needs a break they shout

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    3. Makes sense to me
      In the place to be

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    4. But no break for the cat
      Keep up is every day stat

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  2. Replies
    1. Happy Easter to you too
      Blue!

      Hank

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    2. Happy easter all around
      A merry little sound

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    3. Frosted flakes with that
      For the cat?

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    4. Chicken is better to me
      Here at my sea

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  3. A little hair
    Can give your flair
    Well, maybe not there
    As they stare
    Hey what's that inside your nose
    Better have some on the hose
    A Hairy Easter to you all
    As you yell n' call
    "Does your kitty have hair?"
    "Excuse me?" at their lair
    "If I were a cat, I'd still be a dog"
    And as annoying as a hairy log
    Um... strike that
    On your mat
    Have fun
    And a Bora bun

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    1. A hairy dog can annoy
      As they jump joy
      The cat pushes them in the lake
      But then they get out and shake
      Up a nose
      Is hygiene lows

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    2. A mutt will fly
      But probably won't die

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    3. Unless they can't swim
      When they're dim
      Hey Lauren went to Bora too
      That makes two a my shoe!

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    4. Two there
      While you shoe at your lair

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  4. It is funny how freaked out we get by hair in food, but no one thinks twice about it when hugging someone and getting a face full of it.

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    1. haha yep, that seems to be the human way
      A hairy situation i say

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    2. That's what I said at my cost!

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    3. Coast coast coast
      Typing may not be my strong suit

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    4. Said it three times
      I guess that makes up for mistake chimes

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    5. Your own worst enemy now
      With a reboot, wow

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  5. Pet hair will get in food no matter what. It's a fact of life. Live with it folks.

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    1. People hair will too
      Ads flavor at ones zoo?

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  6. My dog that we had many years ago was always losing hair, come to think of it so did my husband.
    Have a good day Pat.

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    1. Hair all about
      Could make some shout

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  7. Hair in the food can be a scare
    Good hygiene ought to be fair
    Good grooming notions
    Can be a good option
    Leaving everyone nice to bear

    Hank

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    1. Nice in the end
      With the bald trend
      As then none to show
      Unless umm down below?

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  8. Spring is in the air and so is hair
    Hair hair it just seems to float everywhere
    It's in my bath and in my soup
    And in my breakfast loop de loop
    I find it in my Easter ham
    But really do I give a dam

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    1. I would say no
      As away you go
      Between hair and dust
      One can go bust

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  9. Hair, hair
    Everywhere
    Mine falls out
    And I despair
    They say it's stress
    It makes a mess
    I worry more
    Baldness, in store.

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    1. Martha might have a tip
      But not after your lip
      She may wish you bald
      And not come when called

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  10. Ha Ha
    I always change clothes before I walk out the door.
    Life would not be good without my pets. However, my pitbulls hair is so short, she is like my poodle about shedding. However, Rosita the cat sheds more hair than she weighs.
    My advice, get a vacuum and change before you walk out the door.
    I agree about hair in food. You have probably eaten much worse and could not see it. lol I am a former science teacher, germs are good for you too, especially cat hair germs.

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    1. Cat hair germs are good for you?
      Who knew
      I know some are good for you
      Still avoid germs at my zoo
      And yep, eaten far far worse and don't know it
      So a little hair just keeps one fit

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  11. My Dad always finds the topic of hair a bit lacking MOL!

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    1. lol you could all get together
      And create a wig that would work in any weather

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  12. Yes a hairball in the coffee would be bad. But with cats and dogs, you just get used to having hair everywhere. Can't be helped and who cares. Happy Easter.

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    1. Yep, who cares at all
      Let the hair fly down the hall

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  13. I should have thought about hair when I brought Millie to my house. My wardrobe is mostly black and she is white. It looks like my clothes have a white beard.

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    1. haha just adds some style
      With some hair on file

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  14. The hair rolls by
    and no matter what I try
    It is there on the floor
    under the door.
    It gets in food
    which doesn't set the mood
    for wanting to eat
    but you can't beat
    the hair
    that is everywhere

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    1. That and dust
      Have a lust
      For being here and there
      And almost everywhere

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  15. Haven't had stranger hair in a bit
    but still find bits of fur from the dog
    among our stuff that we moved
    at least it is not much to make a big clog

    Happy Easter!

    betty

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    1. No big drain clog
      Or giving one brain fog
      Is good
      In any hood

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  16. I'd rather touch the head of a cat
    than most peoples hair, poofy or flat.
    I'd rather touch their paw, too,
    instead of shaking hands with a germ crew.
    Gosh, I sound just like Pat
    with my OCD attack.
    ha.

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    1. lmao that you do
      Rather touch a cat any day at my zoo
      People and germs are worse
      Plus the things they can do is far more perverse

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  17. It's funny--if a dog or cat gets a hair in its food, they just spit it out. If a human does, we make a HUGE scene and lose our appetite for the rest of the meal!

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    1. lol humans are so dramatic I guess
      And can't handle a hairy mess

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  18. Happy Easter Pat and his cats!
    I do like my hair, and I might even
    like a hare...as it goes hopping about...
    you are the energizing bunny afterall

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  19. "So they get lips full of hair."?
    That sounds dirty, I declare.
    Snarky comment I'll cease here.
    After all, Pat, it's Easter.

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  20. haha hair, hair everywhere
    but don't despair
    get a lint remover
    gets rid of hair
    and you can keep the cat there lol

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    1. The cat will stay
      He'll make Pat go away

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  21. not nearly as bad as food in your hair

    hard to clean up there

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    1. Yep, that sure can suck
      Especially when it gets stuck

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  22. People do have a aversion to hair in some ways and others not

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    1. Yep, pick and choose
      As away they cruise

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  23. I'm sure everyone has eaten a pound or two of it in their lifetime

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  24. We eat a ton of things
    Far worse than hair
    If most truly knew food's contents
    They'd run screaming from their lair

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    1. And I truly know
      So avoid 90% of food at my show

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  25. I believe pets have
    the bad hair days too
    when hair cover the eyes,
    get in the human soup,
    but do we love them less
    when they're hairy? in mess?

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    1. Love them the same
      Even when hair isn't tame

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  26. I don't mind hair of the cat. Other hair, though, is not where it's at.

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    1. Hair of a cat is more clean
      I bet at any scene

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  27. Ahh, what would life be without hairballs.
    Happy Easter, Pat.

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  28. Um lol you are SO right!! Picking out the hair wouldnt be anywhere near as fun as yelling. Ew ew and EW!

    HAPPY EASTER, CATS AND PAT :)

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    1. And I can imagine you yelling
      With a little hair retelling

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  29. With 3 dogs, hair is everywhere. Try as I might and clean all day long, I can still swiffer some up at the end of the day.

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    1. It always come about
      Can't get it all out

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  30. I had a dog in my house for ONE NIGHT and I had to have a shower to get all the hair off.

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    1. lol and you'll still find it later
      They can create a hair crater

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    1. Never gonna happen
      As he keeps yappin

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  32. Hair in food makes me sick
    can't stand hairs in food to pick
    makes me want to shout ICK
    or give plate to the dog to lick!

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    1. lol a dog licked plate
      Is nasty too at any gate

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  33. My DIL has long hair. It always gets in the food when she's cooking, lol. She gets embarrassed if you point it out...so I don't. We do try to eat out when we're visiting though. :)

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    1. lol know how to avoid it at your sea
      Eat out and be hair free

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  34. I am very careful about getting my hair in the food... but when eating out if I get a hair... I almost puke.

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    1. haha hair everywhere
      A fun hair affair

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  35. Loved the intro, Pat! Of course you wouldn't take Sunday off! You're enough posts ahead that you've got every Sunday covered until the Year 2525! You are my blogging ahead hero! Someone I know goes everywhere with a lint roller just in case a hair gets on her clothes. it's quite amazing to me! Kind of funny too! Have a good one!

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    1. haha funny indeed to watch them roll away
      Damn, not sure I'm 10 years ahead at my bay

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