Saturday, April 18, 2015

A Politic Away From A Very Nice Day!

So as we continue on with the a to z along comes P at my sea. Have to keep with the theme of ruffling some feathers here and there, so for P going all politics at my lair.

Candidate 1 vs. Candidate 2,
The third gets a big screw you.
Who is the bigger blow hard?
Maybe the one with more lard?

More lard to hide the lies.
Promises that once elected dies.
The ying and yang of the matter,
Is only their wallets get fatter.

Out for you or me?
Pffft better help from fish in the sea.
No matter the side,
And the fake filled pride,

They are all full of shit.
Could need some ex-lax for it.
But they got that at the yap.
As they continue to flap.

Everything in the shitter.
But no one should be bitter.
Just listen to what we say.
Who cares if we do it the same old way.

Candidate 2 had an affair.
They can't run a whole lair.
Candidate one is against owning a gun.
The NRA says right away they're done.

Who cares about the topic at play,
All about the crap they did the other day.
Not what they are going to do,
Not that it will be anything new,

But about what has been done.
Crap like reality TV has spun.
Yep, that's the way.
Dirty them up like a litter tray.

That doesn't matter though.
For the one who wins sucks the most umm toe.
Take the kickbacks err umm donations from big pharma and such.
They will see you win in the clutch.

Right or wrong, what is that?
All about making my wallet fat.
With Candidate 1 or Candidate 2,
The only difference is how much they kiss ass and moo.

There you go, the cat has done political at his show. Things may rearrange but nothing will ever change as long as the same crap comes around the bend. Those big companies just like to lend. Then they get what they want in the end. Waste more money with campaigns than what the average tax payer in their lifetime will get to spend. But they are all given a pass. Sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

105 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. No takers for 5 minutes
      Hank conveniently took it!

      Hank

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    2. It is now # 2 without a break
      There are now lots at stake!

      Hank

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    3. 2 in a row
      With 5 minutes in tow

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    4. Wow glad to see Hank back at top
      how far will he go before he is stopped

      betty

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    5. Hank may get a few
      But he could get attacked by Blue

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    6. Thanks Betty
      Wondering too how long it'll last
      for Blue is very fast!

      Hank

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    7. Blue and his copy and paste
      Is in post haste

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    8. Fell off the shelf
      Like a drunken elf

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    9. A snack attack
      Might get flack

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  2. "A Politic Away From A Very Nice Day!"
    The idea is to make them see your way
    Politicians are cunning
    Irrespective who is running
    But more talk the less effective their sway

    Hank

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    1. The more they yap
      The less one falls for their trap

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  3. It's all such a joke now. Those with honor who might actually do a decent job have no desire to run for president or any major office.
    And those who do run have no idea how real people live.

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    1. Yeah, as if they ran they'd be screwed by the ones who do run
      As they just want to win and will damn everyone

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  4. Great verse Pat, Here in the UK we have a TV commercsial where all the leaders of each party are miming to a song. Making themselves look fools.
    Yvonne.

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    1. lol that sounds as dumb as can be
      Fools from sea to sea

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    2. I think this is the one to which she refers.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH0K_XIIBow

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    3. haha yep dumb
      With each chum

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  5. Cat this post is really good
    Politicians made of wood
    Telling lies from the git-go
    Like Santa singing ho-ho-ho
    They already know who will win
    Counting ballots is a sin
    Give em football, fill their cup
    They'll obey like a whiney pup

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    1. Yep, a bunch of crap
      Flows from their yap
      More since in a dog
      Even if it eats a brown log

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  6. Are you saying there is no Santa Claus and Easter Bunny?
    Politicians lie, cheat and manipulate?
    Isn't it funny?
    At times, we all take the bait.

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    1. That the cat would never say lol
      Many take the bait with what's on display

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  7. Sad but true...so many candidates flip flop on issues because they want to keep the $$ rolling in!

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    1. Yep, the dough is all they want
      So they get up and taunt

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  8. ugh on the things that happen in politics - a lot of crap indeed - and you wonder if one is better than the other... i'm totally happy with our chancelor over here..if she's gone one day - i dunno - there's nothing good to follow...

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    1. Yeah, one isn't any better than the other most days
      Nice to get a good one in the rat maze

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  9. It's a big game I don't play.

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  10. I just vote for the one who is telling the truth... hahahahahah that's a big fat lie, none of them tell the truth. Lookeee there, I could be a candidate! No wait, I ratted myself out...a true politician would never...

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    1. lol as long as you can say your lie and then truth was a lie too
      You could still run at your zoo

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  11. Politicians should be spayed or neutered so they can't reproduce!

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    1. That would be best
      Gets rid of every pest

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  12. So who's The bigger blowhard?
    Does he have with more lard?
    The words from his mouth sound so nuts!
    Except when it's filled with several donuts.

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    1. Stick a fork in them too
      And maybe we'll get something new

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  13. The Presidential season is starting up...I'm dreading it!

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    1. Have fun with that
      As they all try and chat

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  14. The candidates are announcing and starting to make treks to my fair state.
    People so negative talking like it's the other party that's so bad when they are just different cheeks of the same butt.

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    1. haha that is sure a good way to put it
      And between the cheeks out comes umm shit

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  16. Of course...

    When the candidate is a cat,

    MOUSES!

    With all the words out there for which cat can rhyme,
    you'd think I could come up with a witty second line.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. haha yeah there are a ton that go with cat
      Can even use something like scat

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  17. Of course...

    When the candidate is a cat,

    MOUSES!

    With all the words out there for which cat can rhyme,
    you'd think I could come up with a witty second line.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  18. They are the same coin just opposite sides

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  19. I always wondered about the other candidate and why we only focus on the two...the republican and democrat.

    I'd vote for the cat!

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    1. Yeah, only two seems to be the way
      Both crappy at the end of the day

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  20. Honestly, I think next time I go to vote
    I will just toss a coin to pick the one
    because sometimes the choices are not great between the two
    and that is not fun

    betty

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    1. Yep, pretty much the way to go
      As both suck high and low

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  21. I've given up on politicians because they've given up on us.

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    1. That they have indeed
      All about the greed

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  22. Politics grows layers
    go figure affairs...

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    1. Affairs here and there
      And pretty much everywhere

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  23. It's the American way
    "Blow hard" and "harder" to say
    For the men on the top
    When the intern doesn't stop
    Is it Canadian too?
    Who knew?
    They likely add "please"
    And don't take time to tease
    They drip syrup in the mix
    And then start the tricks.
    Oh boy did I go
    So very low
    At your show.

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    1. haha low with syrup on display
      At least you can have fun that way
      They may say please
      But they still all have fleas

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  24. So when we go to vote.
    They're all in the same boat.
    What's in it for me.
    Not worried about thee.

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    1. Yep, the same boat
      Better off voting for a goat

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  25. No matter who gets elected, only the rich are represented. I'm pretty sure the powers that be are all swimming in the money sea.

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    1. That is where they all swim
      While everything else gets grim

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  26. Politics is not my cup of tea. I am always just glad when it is all over. Everyone just making promises that will never happen. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. That is all they do
      Same old same old when they come into view

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  27. Perfect insight into politics. Everything you said is true.

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    1. The cat can see
      With his politic spree

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  28. I'm so late to the fun
    But had to see who made # 1
    Hello Hank. Give Blue a spank!
    Alex said the right words... best I've heard.
    Great poem here, dear!

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    1. The right words indeed
      Getting aggresive at your feed
      spanking and all
      Here on the wall

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  29. I love seeing a party primary where many of the candidates go to war with each other. Then one wins, and is like "I'm officially endorsing him for the presidential nomination".

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    1. Always the way it turns out to be
      And the same old same old hang from the tree

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  30. No matter what promises they say,
    They all lie at the end of the day.
    I'd like to move to my own private island far away
    To avoid the politics game we play.

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    1. That would be great
      But need a lot of money on your plate

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  31. So what if they are having an affair?
    It's none of our business and why do we care
    We care to point a finger and more
    Like we're all pure at our door
    Ruling a country should be about ability
    And not about having sex at some facility
    Well, you know what I mean
    At my scene
    Been ill at my bill
    Have fun at your bun

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    1. Hopefully the germs go away
      And yeah they will play
      But kickbacks galore
      That and more

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  32. Here it is: April 2015. Election: Nove 4?, 2016. God help us all.

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    1. Good like with that
      As each tip their hat

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  33. it is disgusting when you have no idea who to vote for
    they steal, cheat and all are really one big bore

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    1. Yep, spit out the same old gas
      While taking out their ass

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  34. Disgusting, discourating, distasteful...:o(

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    1. All three
      And more with their spree

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  35. Disgusting, discourating, distasteful...:o(

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  36. Our presidential election is a year and a half away
    and the candidating has already started here at our bay!

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    1. Have fun with that
      There at your blog mat

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  37. I love this election stuff. It's up to us to decide who's telling the truth, who's lying, and who's telling the almost truth. I say we should stop whining and start reading and looking up the records of the candidates.

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    1. Sure there are lots to look at
      And the records will be anything but flat

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  38. No matter who gets elected...we're all screwed.

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    1. In the end that's the way
      Except those that have the pay

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  39. Well having endured a horrible ass for mayor
    Far longer than we should have at our lair
    I am just glad we are not in the spotlight
    For an idiot's mouth, bigotry and homophobic slight

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    1. No more spotlight is good
      Calm down things in ones hood

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  40. Voting isn't easy,
    Candidates go too far.
    I'd rather cast my vote,
    On Dancing With The Stars.

    A perfect post for "P," Pat!

    Julie

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    1. haha a better vote
      Even if in the reality tv boat

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  41. Replies
    1. Wise to the crap
      Shoveled across the map

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  42. haha, I definitely vote for the cat! I'm so sick of having to pick another a&&hat! I'm scared that our Presidential election is near. I'm not ready to hear all that political smear.

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    1. The smear will come and the smear will go
      And the same old same old will show

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  43. Hey I like reality TV. You can just call me a reality TV ho

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