Monday, April 20, 2015

Have A Fit And Quit It!

This day in age the PC police are all the rage. That of course we know as they run to and fro. But what does it create? Lazy at a very high rate. So as Q shows up for the a to z we go on a quitting spree.

Have to lift a finger.
The work may linger.
This cannot be.
This isn't for me.

I will just quit.
See you later, twit.
Time for something new.
A win will surely come due.

What is with all this work?
Where is my added perk?
Doesn't everyone get a trophy here?
This place I just fear.

I need to quit.
See you later, twit.
Third times the charm.
Maybe I'll try a farm.

Damn, this is hard.
That is one big yard.
I just can't.
I'm not a worker ant.

Time to quit.
See you later, twit.
Maybe I can give a tour.
That will be a great round four.

What? I have to walk?
Can't they just gawk?
I have to talk as well?
This job is hard as hell.

I just quit.
See you later, twit.
Not something I'll ever do.
These employers don't have a clue.

Maybe I'll go back to school.
There I will rule.
We all get even grades.
I can even wear shades.

Damn, this is hard stuff.
I have had enough.
There is just no work to spare.
I'll be a twit on welfare.

What was that? The real world doesn't have everyone at an even stat? Not everyone gets an award? Work can be hard and make you bored? Wow, I mean who knew? That just can't be true. Pffft no wonder lazy asses just sit and stare. The PC police need to get hung up by their underwear. Oh no I said something crass, they may come after my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

107 comments:

  1. "for the A to Z we go on a quitting spree"
    Bag of heavy bones and seemingly lazy
    No qualms of quitting
    It is now the 'in thing'
    One of the downside of too much at the PC

    Hank

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    1. Yep, quit and quit away
      In a quitting they stay

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  2. PC? What does THAT abbreviation mean?? Lol

    I am not fond of quitters. Try, try, and try again. Eventually you will have to succeed, no?

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    1. lmao you don't know what this is?
      Hmmm you really need to take a refresher on the acronym biz
      Politically correct you will then be
      Quitting sure isn't for me

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  3. Totally agree! The real world has winners and losers, good times and bad, and there's work to be done.

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    1. Yep, have to get to work
      If you want the winning perk

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  4. I sure like the word twit.
    Not much else rhymes with quit.
    Twits gotta move their ass and get 'er dun.
    Or rednecks come after 'em with a shot gun!

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    1. haha and shoot them in the ass
      With a rock salt mass?

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  5. Everyone getting an award drives me crazy. If you lost, you lost. That's how life is and they are missing a great learning opportunity by experiencing that loss.

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    1. Yep, stupid as can be
      Learn nothing and become lazy

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  6. Being epiletic fits are no strangers to me.....lol
    Loved the verse well done Pat.
    Yvonne.

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    1. lol different kind of fit
      Then that of the quit

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  7. Everyone's on even keel
    Just like spokes in a wheel
    Measure this and be the same
    Don't speak out, be very tame
    Everybody gets a trophy
    The bar is low, so be loafy
    If the bar's too high, poor little you
    Look at Blue he lost his shoe
    If it hurts a teeny might
    You can quit, it's your welfare right!

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    1. That is the way
      Each and every day
      Quitting and sitting
      While their ass and pants stop fitting
      Poor blue
      Without a shoe

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  8. I know a lazy guy and gal
    I'll call him Gary, I'll call her Sal
    They like to sit and laze all day
    Handouts are the way they play

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    1. Sure seems to be all around
      That the lazy can be found

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  9. When the going gets rough
    it seems the quitters don't want to try
    they rather just say "I'm done with it all"
    and then have themselves a good cry

    betty

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    1. That is the way they go
      Unable to take on any foe

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  10. Some people are adverse to work.
    Getting paid is just a perk.

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    1. Adverse they are
      Unless working on getting drunk at the bar

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  11. This post earns a definitive participation ribbon - you tried! Yay!

    Also, just wanted to let you know I'll get you your pic in a couple days. It's almost done, but it's been a crazy past few days and I'm a little behind on everything. I think you'll like it, though.

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    1. lol yipppeeee for me
      I get a ribbon at my sea
      No problem at all
      Read your wall

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  12. Some people do quit very easily...and a lot. Whatever happened to "Quitters never prosper?"

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    1. I guess that went out
      And now they just pout

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  13. Some people do quit very easily...and a lot. Whatever happened to "Quitters never prosper?"

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  14. I've seen a lot of folks quit. Even I've done it after a fit. No job and no money isn't too fun, honey.

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    1. Nope, having neither suck
      Need to make a buck

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  15. So many reasons to quit
    so many people have a fit
    want to on their behind sit
    and not do their little bit.

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    1. And let it grow wide
      In it taking pride

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  16. What IF we all quit on Q day? Would it be okay? Could we play?

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    1. Quit and have fun
      No more a to z run?

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  17. ai wish my PeeWars would quit!

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    1. Wish they would too
      As they are crappy at any zoo

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  18. So to quit it or not?
    That was the question.
    A teen? Did it a lot.
    I probably should mention.

    In Sex Ed classes
    they said I'd go blind.
    I only needed glasses.
    Which I didn't mind.

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    1. Well worth it in the end
      To get your thrill
      With glasses you can mend
      And continue the rumor mill

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  19. Funny. I wa just reading an article this weekend about the Canadian thought police. I thought that just happened in America.

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    1. Nope, just as annoying here
      As they kick into gear

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  20. I always liked Kenny Roger's song "The Gambler". "You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, never count your money until the dealing is done."

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    1. Wise words to follow indeed
      Or lose it all at your feed

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  21. Refusing to quit is the top characteristic of successful people. Sometimes though the PC people make me want to throw up my hands in surrender.

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    1. Or slap them upside the head
      But that would bring more dread

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  22. We were just watching a documentary the other day
    About the honey badger overcoming everything in its way
    The honey badger will never quit
    Even when by a poisonous snake it is bit
    Even when stung by hundreds of bees
    The honey badger never flees
    I hope persistent is what I am
    Like the honey badger on that cam

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    1. We should all be that way
      Each and every day
      But avoid snakes
      Beat them with rakes

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  23. To Quit is the easy way out, to want something to quit is a different story.

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    1. That is true
      Wanting something to quit is nice to have come due

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  24. I wish I could quit~ worrying about money

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    1. Seems we all have that
      Even the cat

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  25. Awards all the time - dang, I can't even rhyme
    It make me quake at the "lazies we make
    What's wrong with the real world the lazies soon learn
    You don't get what you want - you get what you earn.

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    1. Yep, have to earn it each and every day
      Instead many float of into a la la land bay

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  26. I do prefer the Dream Police to the PC Police.

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    1. Much better preference to have at your sea
      Kick the later in the knee

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  27. It's easy to quit. Much harder to stick with something.

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    1. Yep, and easy wins out
      With each shout

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  28. Sad but true. Why work when you can get it for free.
    That may not be for you, but it suits me.
    (I know. Call in the poet police. I surrender.)

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    1. haha the polite police may get you
      For that at your zoo

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  29. Now that our privacy has been deleted, the PC police will be pounding at all doors soon. Something like Minority Report.

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    1. Be at us in every way
      Should we go astray

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  30. if you quit you can't fail

    at least that's what they think on Xbox Live

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    1. lol rage quitters there
      After they blare

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  31. orlin N cassie; if de food serviss gurl hada nickel for everee time her thinked in her head ...eye quit..her wood bee richer then gates & buffet combined.....then her reel lee could quit... !!!

    ♥♥♥

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    1. haha yeah we would too
      But press on we do

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  32. aha, I can be either the lazzzziesssstttt person ever or the most productive person ever .Depends on my mood!

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    1. A mood swing lazy
      Things could get hazy

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  33. I've always told my kids that the only time you fail is when you quit.

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    1. The way to be
      Keep on trying at ones sea

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  34. I fear for a future in which kids never had to spend years working hard and always losing out to someone else. That was how I learned to keep trying and never give up.

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    1. Yep, that is how we get better at things
      Now someone wins for 100th place every time the phone rings

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  35. That is they way society goes more and more, just quit

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    1. That they do
      Playing with their cell phones at their zoo

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  36. Lots of lazy people about
    with all their excuses, they scream and shout.
    You have to put in the effort if you want something done
    but most people can't see it to the end if the work is a ton.

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    1. Yep, they just run and hide
      Mine is more ocd to get it done, not pride lol
      At least with work
      As that isn't a perk

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  37. Work may not be a perk
    as some sit around with a smirk
    using their free money acting like jerks
    harassing the working clerk...

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    1. Kick them in the face
      That would slow their harassing pace lol

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  38. I love how Truedessa explain this!! lol
    Im agree!

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  39. Wouldn't they get a wedgy being hung up by their underwear?

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    1. Not if they ripped in two
      Or no underwear came due

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  40. Politics, Power, and PC:
    Bad combo at my sea!
    I wish they all would just quit!
    567 days of presidential s_ _ _!
    But a quitter I am not!
    Not this Nova Scotian Scot!

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  41. As always, your rhyming words make me smile. Thank You.

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    1. Glad I got a smile
      With the rhyming mile

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  42. I used to be a very big quitter. Now I can't stand the thought.

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    1. I never have unless it is crap
      Then I quit and avoid the trap

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  43. Some days I quit
    Some I fight
    Some I laugh
    Some really bite

    But I can't stand
    Those who expect to win
    An award for nothing
    I call it a sin

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    1. Yep, nothing but breathing air
      Those need to be thrown in a deep dark lair

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  44. We are raising a generation of these kinds of lazy folk. I wonder what's going to happen when we have more sucking from the system than putting in. Then where are the freebies going to come from!?

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    1. That is when all will go poof
      Idiots will realize their goof

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  45. Why would they quit?
    they just lie there, like a twit.
    They don't even start!
    they lie there and fart
    while all is given to them.
    I just want to...Ahem...
    give them some sass
    and my boot up their ass!

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    1. lol then throw out the boot though
      For may get smelly after that blow

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  46. Replies
    1. Going all dog at my sea
      How rude of thee lol

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  47. your rhymes are so well done,
    hearing similar ones is half the fun,
    i think your brain has special rhyming powers,
    and your skills make me cower!

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    1. lol powers you say
      Wish they were super healing or flying or something cool at my bay

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  48. Everyone these days likes that word

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