Saturday, April 4, 2015

Just Try It And Diet!

There are nut jobs near and far who think they know it all at their sand bar. That much we surely know. I hope they stub their toe. For D in the a to z we are going with diet. I hope those who don't shut up buy it.

Diet is what you need.
Take it at your feed.
You will lose weight.
It is a perfect fate.

Diet and don't move at all.
The weight will still fall.
It is an oh so special way.
Pffft is all I have to say.

Move more, eat less.
No need to second guess.
See, no special trick.
Wasn't that slick?

Then comes the other way,
Which makes me want to drown one in the litter tray.
To have a good diet you need this and this and that.
Shut up, you dumb dingbat.

Top ten foods you must eat.
They are a tasty treat.
Here chew on this.
Is my foot in your mouth bliss?

The best foods for you.
Eat each one that comes due.
Pffft once again.
I'd stab you with your pen.

Foods that are grand,
For all across the land.
If that were truly the case,
My foot never would have kicked your face.

Such a violent cat,
When food goes splat.
Stuff that looks like a hairball,
Really doesn't do it for my hall.

But anyone out there who says the above,
Will sure never get any love.
I'll flip them the bird and be on my way.
Maybe tell them to stuff it you know where on a good day.

Anyone who thinks one diet works for all,
Or one food works for every single hall,
Is a complete and utter moron.
So don't ever fall for such a con.

Do what works at your zoo and give everyone else a big screw you. If they don't like it that is their cross to bear. Now there are some bad that shouldn't be eaten at any lair, but even those some can tolerate. So do what is best for your fate. Anyone says otherwise give them sass, works for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

139 comments:

  1. Rebooting one two... one two...
    Testing my Blue suede shoe...

    HELLO BORA BUCCANEER!
    Still waiting for the Blue Suede Musketeer?
    Dreaming about saying goodbye
    As you're about to cry and, you know, lie?
    Say, what is Hankster the Tankster up to you think?
    I hear he once made your Bora ship sink
    They say that guy is as quick as a gun
    And I know he wants to beat the blue one
    I also hear as I cheer that Gloria Dear
    Is gonna bake you a blue cat pie
    Will it make you high as I say goodbye?
    Here's to D
    As I say, MEOWEEEE!

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    1. Morning Hank! Were you expecting R and Ghost? They were hiding ready to strike.

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    2. You hear a lot
      As you paste all hot to trot
      While the cat sits in Bora bay
      Watching the waves roll away

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    3. Say it ain;t so
      As you boast at your show

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    4. Good Morning Hank and Blue
      how about that blue suede shoe
      No sayin' good-bye
      for that would make me cry

      Blue, blue
      Blue, suede shoes, baby
      Blue, blue
      Blue suede shoes
      Well, you can do anything
      But stay off of my blue suede shoes!

      Read more: Elvis Presley - Blue Suede Shoes Lyrics | MetroLyrics

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    5. Got shoes on the brain
      They fall like rain

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    6. haha - I don't even own blue suede shoes
      the blue guy put the song in my head
      I do have some shoes of red...
      put on your red shoes and dance the blues

      who sang that???
      have a great day Pat and his cats...\
      ps -dancing will help a few pounds shed..

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    7. Dancing can shed indeed
      As it takes seed

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    8. That's easy: sway through the crowd to an empty space! I was so young back then when it hit the charts.

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    9. So young you say
      Now an old fart at your bay

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  2. Replies
    1. Where you boast
      Of Bora Babes and toast

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    2. Spare one for me
      At your sea
      Unless she's a kitty

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  3. Replies
    1. In the place to be!
      And I raise you a Scooby Doo-eee

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    2. Scooby as can be
      Hanging from a tree

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  4. Replies
    1. Back you are
      One shoe and all at my sand bar

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  5. Replies
    1. A minute late
      Geez up early is all your fate

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    2. Maybe tomorrow
      #1 you can borrow

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    3. With all your powers you can just make it so
      Unless Blue is stopping by to be numero uno!

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    4. Holy Ghost - You were 7:01
      not a bad number under the sun

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    5. Got in close today
      Need more power at ones bay

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    6. Will I be toast
      Due to the Ghost?

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    7. Maybe one day
      To your dismay

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  6. One Bora diet as you go
    Have some snow
    The calories are low
    Food is really sugar and fat
    How about that?

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    1. Snow is tasty
      Might leave you pasty
      Unless it is yellow
      Then you'll turn mellow

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    2. Or brown when you chew
      Would be something new

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    3. that diet is just eww
      yellow and brown snow
      no, no, no...

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    4. Would keep all from eating
      And snow or treating

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    5. Sorry about that
      Was just feeding the Cat :p

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    6. Hopefully fed nice
      At a high price

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  7. I followed the Paul McKenna system "I Can Make You Thin", it worked uintil I came back to the UK to live. I have however lost some weight through stress and worry......not to be reccommended.
    Great post as always Pat.
    Happy Easter.

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    1. Find what works and stick to it
      Yeah stress can cause it a bit

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  8. People love to spend their money
    On diet fads and then eat honey
    Take a cleanse, drink goat milk
    The pounds will fall away like silk

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    1. That they will
      But they all want their fill
      People have no will
      Instead up the bill

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  9. I love watching Hank and Blue duel
    To stay in the #1 pool.
    It really is a blast
    Seeing them move so fast!
    As for all the diet talk...
    I think I'll just go take a walk.

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    1. That is the easiest thing to do
      And they sure duel at my zoo
      Even added two
      Today in view

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    2. We're quick as a flash
      The CAT should send us some cash

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    3. I think the cat will keep his cash
      and then make a mad dash...haha
      to the bora bora sea
      without you or me..

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    4. The cat needs cash first
      To quench any bora thirst

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    5. Some would say money doesn'tm ake you happy...
      To me that sounds a bit crappy

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    6. Yeah they can stuff it
      With that bit

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  10. Remember, the first word in diet is die. ;-)

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    1. lol some really do
      As they believe some crap at their zoo

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  11. Anyone who believes there is a magic diet pill deserves to be duped

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    1. That they do
      Brains they flushed down the loo

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  12. It is amazing how many people fall for these diets.

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    1. A sucker born every minute they say
      This proves it at many a bay

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  13. I'll walk away from any diet fad. Save my money and get exercise

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  14. Exercise is sure the answer and just eat less food. Who needs a diet. That was a great post.

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    1. Yep, eat less and move away
      Easy peasy at my bay

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  15. Dieting makes me mean. Exercising makes me tired. It's what we must do to be healthy and fit back in those beloved jeans.

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    1. Yep, have to do it
      But can cause a fit

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  16. Diets don't work. It has to be a lifestyle change.Eat less, exercise more.

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    1. Lifestyle change it must be
      Or be screwed at ones sea

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  17. Ha ha! Love this. Move more, eat less. It's so simply. I don't get why people don't get it (saying this as someone who has struggled with weight my whole life)! You have to change your whole lifestyle to keep the weight off.

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    1. Yep, many believe in the crap they sell
      When it is as simple as I tell

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  18. We are sure not fond of THAT four letter word!

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    1. lol run under the bed
      And hide your head

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  19. I'm always on a diet. Such a delightful topic, I believe this is written by a cat. Meow

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    1. The cat gave it a go
      Easy peasy at our show

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  20. Moderation is the best diet
    to lose weight, just try it.
    All other diets come and go
    but moderation lives on so
    exercise willpower at your show!

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    1. A little exercise indeed
      Whether moving or moderating at ones feed

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  21. I posted a top 10 foods once.
    Didn't know you thought me a dunce
    Sorry if you were offended
    At what the list recommended
    No kick in the mouth or bird flip for me
    I'll just take my list back and quickly flee!
    Lol....

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    1. Betsy,

      There are some top power foods that help boost the immune system and the metabolism..staying healthy is the way to go...

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    2. lol the cat made fun of the list
      No shaking of any fist
      Most mainstream things are crap
      Made by some nutty chap

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    3. Yes, I know that, too
      and one list is not comprehensive, it's true.
      Lots of choices to make
      and it depends on your body and it's intake.
      I hear carrots are on your own list
      even if orange skin makes you hiss.
      ha.

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    4. bah I'm as orange as can be
      Doesn't bother oompa loompa me lol
      What works for one doesn't work for another
      But some diet nuts like to smother

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  22. If you want to lose weight
    put smaller portions on your plate
    exercise will help you deflate
    take a walk you will feel great
    lifestyle changes needed at your gate
    then a thinner, happier you will be your fate

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    1. The easiest way for it to come due
      From zoo to zoo

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  23. Great post and so true. A diet that works for someone else, may not work for you.

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    1. Yep, to each their own
      Have to go it alone

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  24. That diet is not my only challenge. There's the exercise I'm not getting too. I'm a work in progress. That's my story and I'm sticking with it!

    J.L. Campbell - A-Z Co-Host | The Character Depot

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    1. haha two in one month you say
      Good luck at your bay

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  25. Everyone things they know the secret
    to try to take the weight off of us
    and they market what they think they know
    but they shouldn't make all that fuss

    it really is a simple formula
    to reduce the weight
    you must take in less than you put out
    and a skinnier body will be your fate

    betty

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    1. That is the simple way
      But simple minds join the fray
      And think they can win
      So go the crazy route at their bin

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  26. Diet, Schmiet
    Just chew and do
    Then move and groove
    Eat smart and work each body part

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  27. Excellent choice of word for D. Love the rhyme. Great going!!

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  28. I'm a diet rebel; short for my BMI
    I wished I'd do better, I'm not sure why.

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  29. Dieting is dumb! Just eat healthy and when you don't, eat only a little bit of junk.

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    1. Yep, eating healthy is the best way
      Throw the crap away

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  30. I always laugh at the ones that claim no exercise is needed. That would never work for me.

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    1. Yep, they are full of it
      As on the couch they sit

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  31. I am actually underweight and can't gain a pound even though in food I eat a mound.

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    1. lol if i didn't eat cashews at my sea
      I'd be as skinny as can be

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  32. People want a quick fix diet
    so they go out and try it.
    they want all the fun things to eat
    and not move but have more treats.
    That is just stupid
    moderation is the key
    be happy with all you can be
    don't eat all the crap
    or you will fall in that trap
    and gain more and more
    until you put away that smore.
    Eat well and exercise
    and just be happy with your size

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    1. That all must be
      At their sea
      Happy and moderate is a good fate
      Moving is a also good trait
      But quick and easy
      Always is more pleasy

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  33. Right on, you wily cat
    I'll even high five that.
    Sometimes I like to eat
    and I don't care what the treat.
    When hunger rules
    I take a bow as my mouth drools.
    Once my plate is licked clean
    No evidence of pigging out can be seen.

    Loved this D post - up my non-dieting alley! :) :)

    Jenny, Pearson Report
    2015 A to Z Challenge Ambassador
    @PearsonReport

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    1. lol shove it in, shove it in
      You say at your bin?
      Well at least you eat it all up
      And hide the evidence with an empty cup

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  34. Jenny Craig industry has grown fat with profits. Nutri-System sells everything you need to lose. If only one could look down the fresh fruit and vegetable aisles...

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    1. Yep, but instead they want the quick way
      To lose it and give away their pay

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  35. Right on, Pat! Diets do not work! And brussel sprouts should never be put on any plate! Dessert is my stumbling block I'm afraid. I can't walk enough miles to offset all the desserts I could eat. LOL!!! Have a good day at your bay!

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    1. lol get a bigger block maybe?
      Then you won't stumble at your sea

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  36. How the starving yourself diet?? Maybe I will try that one to get rid of all that excess fat. Bad idea? I'll just blame the cat.

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    1. Bad idea indeed
      But i can take the blame for your made up diet at my feed lol

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  37. The "before" and "after" shots, too, are a joke
    I could suck it in and look like one of those blokes
    It'sall about the move more, eat less rule
    But we'd rather be fat, lazy fools.

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    1. Yep, they are a big joke.
      Photoshop can also work for any old folk

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  38. Cheeseburgers, pizza, pumpkin pie.
    Those are the favorites of this here bloke.
    I never gain weight and do you know why?
    I always be having me some Diet Coke.

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    1. Maybe you have worms which eat it up for you
      Or just a high metabolism at your zoo

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  39. great poems - yours and many guests. Just stopping by. Fun!

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  40. "I want to lose weight, but I don't want to work out and I want to eat whatever I want. And I want results by the next day"

    -every woman in America

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    1. Yep, that is the case
      All over the place

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  41. "Anyone who thinks one diet works for all"
    They are in for trouble thinking of the call
    Calls for determination
    Not just emotions
    As they say pride always comes before a fall

    Hank

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    1. Determination is key
      No matter the diet spree

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  42. I noticed a few pounds creep up on my over the winter. I think it's because I have been sitting at the computer too much blogging. I want one of those stand up desks that goes over your treadmill. Those are nice!!

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    1. haha can walk and talk at the same time
      That sure would be sublime

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  43. You should have this on the wall of every gym... it would help many a people exercise better :)

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    1. That it might
      Maybe a royalty could take flight lool

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  44. I'm like the white rabbit
    as is my habit
    running late
    no problem with weight.
    I'm cute as a button
    Ain't no glutton!

    Good one Pat!!!

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    1. No glutton is good
      There in your hood

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  45. Diets...good grief. You know I once had a doctor give me a big bag of nutrition bars and tell me to eat one every two hour for 5 days and not to eat anything else. I tried it for 24 hours and damn near ended up in the hospital. I got rid of that doc right away.

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    1. An idiot it sounds like indeed
      Good to ditch him at your feed

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  46. Dieting isn't the life for me,
    As I tend to eat what I see,
    Rich food that's rarely fat free.
    Soon I'll be known as Two Ton Tessie.

    Another winner, Pat!

    Julie

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    1. lol well then you'll be known all over
      More famous than that rin tin tin rover

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  47. Each to his own
    Worshipping the food throne
    North Americans are so fixated
    So many diets over-rated

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    1. That they are
      Near and far
      Fixed on fad crap
      All across the map

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  48. Or having someone tell you what to eat or what not to eat. Vegetarian's are the worst at throwing eating habits in your face. I had one call me a murderer for eating chicken. Darling, when my illness flares up, chicken is the only thing my body tolerates. If it comes down to saving the chicken or myself, I think I'll stick with killing the chicken.

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    1. lol yep, those vegans are the worst indeed
      I flip them the bird at my feed

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  49. I only do what works for me ... If someone don't like it .. then screw them.

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