Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Round Thirty Three For The A To Z!

That rhymed so easily, unless you are a z-ed person at your sea. If you are oh well, my zzzz can cause you hell. Anyway, on with the show. For now round thirty three of the search engine crazies is about to be given a go.

which type of boobs boys must needed

Don't they all work? Is there some kind of booby prize perk?

women piss ass

Umm okay. Strange person just go away.

rhyming prophecy generator

I see you falling off a cliff after getting a good gas whiff.

jack bauer wannabe humor

If you say damn more than ten times an hour. You are a wannabe Jack Bauer.

horny santa strip

A bit out of season, but when horny do you need a reason?

hammer it wax that ass

So wax before hammer or hammer before wax? I hope you didn't have to pay tax.

whoopi goldberg feet

Now there is a fetish for the ages. Bet you have signed Sister Act screenplay pages.

animals that rhyme with "in a little bit"

Ummm the fin fish bit? What? That not it?

a bunch of cheetah together with a bunch of deers as friends

The animal kingdom is upside down. If they eat them, will you frown?

clap your hands stomp your feet nod your head say up

Can yo do that and chew gum? That would sure be a feat, chum.

Clothes on a sock cock

Is it cold and you can't make it umm bold?

My face is burning bright

Take up a job as a nightlight. Unless you are a scary sight.

forces within me are staring at me

Wow, that takes skill. Maybe you need to pop a pill?

toilet games to play in the bathroom

Don't even want to know which way your toilet will flow.

sexy kitty come purr with me

Hmmm tempting but no. You need cat nip if you want me to stoop that low.

And the winner just for the A to Z is one I saved for it this year at my sea. They sounded so hard up. Warning, you may spit the coffee back in your cup.

A to Z fruitcakes recipes you can make whoopi to

Ummm does fruitcake do it for you? Who uses whoopi any more for such acts coming due? Maybe it was the Whoopi Goldberg feet search engine nut? Any advice for them from the a to z hut? Maybe there is a blog out there that will help their fetish come to pass. No fruitcakes get violated by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

98 comments:

  1. "a bunch of cheetah together with a bunch of deer as friends
    Strange bedfellows one will certainly not see that very often
    What can it all be
    That can bring glee
    When great friends are now taken very much in confidence

    Hank

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    1. Yeah could turn out great
      Or for the deer, a sad fate

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  2. Wax the ass? Lotion, maybe.
    Really wonder about the cheetahs and deer...

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    1. Hmm maybe they need a lotion
      The later would take a friendly potion

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  3. These are all fruit cakes if you ask me and they all need their asses waxed before they can make whoopi, hammer Whoopi, or play footsies.

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    1. Fruit cakes up the wazoo
      Today in view
      Waxed or not
      A scary thought

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  4. Ha! Even the feline gets propositioned on the internet.
    There are lots here that are disconcerting, the toilet one is more than mildly little disturbing.

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    1. A cat for date
      Might make a bad mate
      Toilet one bugs my ocd
      Keep it away from me

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  5. Fruitcakes loving fruitcakes...
    For goodness' sakes,
    Go and a head doctor see,
    You're too scary for the likes of me!

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    1. A shrink they need
      For their fruity deed

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  6. Crazies, searchies, murkies,turkeys
    Simpletons do like to lurkies
    Take a course on growing up
    You're acting like a dim-wit pup

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    1. I think that course they would fail
      They'd probably try and take it by mail

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  7. LOL, well I do enjoy a fruitcake once a year,
    But I hope I get more action than that from my dear

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    1. haha hopefully so
      That kind of drought would have to go

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    1. Lame indeed
      Just go in and do the deed

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  9. haha about the toilet game - On vacation once I heard some
    men talking about a game in the rest room..they said you
    had to aim for these targets on the floor and it calculates your
    points.. WTH ...I laughed for about 10 minutes
    no wonder men kept going in there as they wanted to play
    the point and aim game to win some bathroom fame...
    haha...obviously a man thought up that game..I guess they
    try to beat the last score...or maybe, they wanted to beat
    their own score or set a bathroom record..haha..see what
    you did re-calling this repressed memory...oh wait re- was
    yesterday..

    PS - Do they then write their name on the stall of fame..haha

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    1. PS - This game was in a bar so now you see the connection..drink a lot of beer than you have to pee and away you go to win some fame...still laughing..

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    2. haha leave it to a bar
      To make males a pee star
      Me and my ocd
      Will just flee
      No need to become #1
      With that type of fun
      I'll take the loss
      And go outdoors and pee in the moss

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    3. From a public loo one must flee
      as some germs might come to thee
      hope they washed hands after the pee spree
      if outside you must, make sure none can see
      or you might get locked up and need a key

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    4. haha that is true
      Had to hold it a time or two
      Afraid of getting locked away
      No bail money to pay lol

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  10. I see you falling off a cliff after getting a good gas whiff.

    I knew I would find a fart joke in there somewhere! LOL!

    Toilet games? I hadn't thought of that, but who doesn't want to aim a little CGI pee at the target? Thanks for the idea ;-)

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    1. lol always a good fart joke to be had
      CGI pee sounds like something from Saints Row's pad

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  11. LOL, should have thought you would write about these today
    as we feature the letter S
    that is too funny with the fruitcake recipes A/Z
    that definitely is the best!

    betty

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    1. They had to be done
      That one fit perfectly for the a to z run

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  12. Can this really be true?
    All this craziness hitting your zoo.
    I'm not sure I can forget,
    the fruitcake whoopi in this set!
    LOL! Have a good one!

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    1. lol they all come due
      Here at my zoo
      Got plenty more
      Like a swinging door

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  13. You killed me with the whoopi one...I am off to google to see what actually comes up with that one!!!! Ewwww bleh gag barf...ur right about that being an interesting fetish. Hahahaha

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    1. haha I just checked and I got me
      And the foodnetwork for all to see

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    2. Lmao...but why did u come up for that in the first place? Sometimes you scare me, cat. :)

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    3. I never came up with that
      It is what was typed in to find my mat
      I just repeat what they search out
      here with my shout

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  14. Oh, wow, you are making me giggle now. A-Z fruitcake is strange, but making whoopi on top is deranged. Good luck with those nuts. They never get in ruts.

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    1. That they never do
      Always finding my zoo
      On top may get messy as well
      That would be hell

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  15. That was fun.

    Is it weird to admit I loved Sister Act? Cuz I did and still do. :)

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    1. haha not weird at all
      I enjoyed it years back at my hall

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  16. Whoopi. This is crazeee. Fruitcake? I can take it or leave it.

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    1. I'll take the whoopi at my sea
      And leave the fruitcake be

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  17. Toilet games? Bathroom?
    That kinda sounds neat.
    But, they're not as fun.
    As a toilet in the street.

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    1. Fun to squat
      Fun to use
      But maybe not
      For other who peruse

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  18. I think any book for a boy would do just fine!
    Well I guess I'm comparing it with mine!
    Lots of bad books out there,
    Just best to keep them out of a lad's lair!

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    1. lol boobs or books
      The former would get more looks

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  19. Whoopi and fruitcake in the same search makes sense to me. Waxing ass sounds like a bit of an ouch and no games in the bathroom please. Bad aim makes for a bad time for momma on clean up duty.

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    1. lol bad aim can come due some days
      Make sense as you gaze

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  20. Another feather in your cap for an excellent post Pat. most enjoyable.
    Yvonne.

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  21. I cracked up at "the forces within me are staring at me." Wow. What a nut job!

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    1. Nuts in every way
      As they find my bay

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  22. ha - i def. wonder about that rhyming prophecy generator... creepy things you can find on the internet... and those forces staring... i wish they would wear sunglasses - ya know

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    1. lol sunglasses would help with any glare
      And maybe you could avoid seeing the stare

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  23. I just looked at mine and I don't have any nearly as funny as the ones you had.

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    1. I guess I'm just nuts
      And they come out from their ruts

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  24. I feel as if I may need to pop a pill.

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    1. haha sometimes you do
      After these are given a view

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  25. Those were all very funny. What a fun thing to do to google all that stuff or just anything. Take care.

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  26. Not sure I'd want any force staring at me or fruitcake

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  27. Oh, that horny Santa has me a bit worried! Thanks for the well wishes, I am feeling a wee bit better today.

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    1. Horny santa would be jolly at least
      Probably pass out after his cookie feast

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  28. Sounds like the weirdos have been out in full force lately! A cock sock? Could be some money making in that for the crafty folk out there.

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    1. haha there is actually one out there
      Not sure how I know that at my lair

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  29. "A bit out of season, but when horny do you need a reason?"
    Laughed 'til I cried
    Some intriguing searches this time
    Kinda makes my brain fried

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    1. lol well it is true
      No reason is needed at ones zoo
      They sure find me
      Nuts on a spree

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  30. orlin N cassie

    toy let games in de bath room.....??? sure we iz knot de sharpest tax in de pack ....but last time we looked.... de toy let WUZ in de bathroom.....

    oh, anda werd oh add vize....dont toss fish in de bowl N a tempt ta DUE sum fishin...we caught hell for that ya can bet

    ♥♥

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    1. lol we never tossed anything in
      But we both almost fell in once or twice and took a spin

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  31. My head is spinning, from trying to figure out the jokes.
    The young people are winning, too much for us old folks.

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    1. haha not sure much jokes are had
      as the search engine nuts are mad

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  32. You lost me at Whoopi and found me at fruitcake :)

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  33. Oh you had me at toilet, fart and horny Santa...well, no not really. this was one catnip city poem

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    1. haha they find me whenever
      With their searching endeavor

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  34. The search engines outdid themselves this time.

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    1. Google did indeed
      With what took seed

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    1. Or maybe not watch at all
      Might be better off at your hall

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  36. Oh, Pat. I got confused at line 47.

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    1. Confusing they can be
      When they search me

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  37. rhyming prophecy generator
    Like coffee from a percolator
    strong as hell
    good time smell
    Makes you yell
    Se ya'll later!

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    1. Makes you yell
      At the bell
      Twist and shout
      Sure won't pout

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  38. Violating a fruit cake?
    That just makes my head shake!
    I hope these weirdos are in your bay
    and not down here in the U.S. of A.!
    lol....

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    1. lmao odds are they are not
      As my stats come from the US a lot
      Norway too
      So could be from their freaky zoo

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  39. Rhyming prophecy generator... this I must definitely see!
    Cat, I think you've been holding back something funny for me!

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    1. Well maybe it is out there
      Or could be hidden at my lair

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  40. Hmmm -- to piss ass
    seems very crass!

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    1. Crass as can be
      Wasn't searched by me

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  41. I would rather be on a cliff then in a closed up car when I get a good gas smell

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    1. The cliff would be better indeed
      Should it take seed

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