Monday, May 4, 2015

A Dragon Star At Our Sand Bar?

It seems Alex, aka the ninja wannabe, is after me. Maybe that litter smell won't come off mini him? That has to be kind of grim. The cat will just eat his ninja wannabe belt. Wait! Bad idea, my eyes may melt. Maybe just pelt him with cat hair. What am I going on about at my lair?


He came in the rain,
To begin our ear pain.
That mini ninja wannabe guy.
I gave him the stink eye.


See? The ears are hurt at my sea.
Damn that screechy mini ninja wannabe.
He can't sing in tune.
Worse than that chipmunk cartoon.


He tried to steal my paper.
That was the end of his caper.
We had to end his trespassing. 
My first thought was off gassing.


As you can see,
That didn't work for me.
I was all gassed out,
And still he did shout.


We tried a nap,
Figuring we'd ignore the chap.
But he played and played.
His chipmunk voice wouldn't fade.


I tried to strangle him with a cord or two.
But that did not do.
He slipped away.
Paper can do that, okay.


Even on the ass of Pat,
He kept bothering the cat.
Not even Pat's gas scared him away.
Think he likes stink at his bay?


He surely must.
In cat ass could he trust?
Seems a fetish has been revealed today.
Yep, he continued to play.


So Cassie and her but sniffing pal,
She sure is a butt sniffing gal,
 Tricked him into a trap.
Now I can finally take a nap.


There she stands guard,
Until we can throw him out in the yard.
Once more trapped below,
That place where we go.


What did the cat do to you ninja wannabe? Why did you send mini you after me? Are you planning an attack? The cat won't take flack. Especially to the ears. I see why you get all the cheers. Mini me has a voice in which not even a troll would rejoice. Hmmm, he was singing about a book. But we already got that at our nook. Be careful when you trespass because you may end up in the litter box of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

140 comments:

  1. Reboot the hoot one, two...
    Blue suede shoe...
    Grumpy Goo...

    HELLO CAT!
    Flip that boss the bird
    Beat him with your mat
    Let that voice be heard
    I'm back to cheer you up
    Let's have a cup!

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    1. No boss to be had
      So a bird flipping isn't needed at my pad
      At least not yet
      Unless you count the bossy pet

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    2. French toast, rump roast
      From coast to coast?

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  2. He tried to steal your paper too?
    Say it ain't so, Scooby Dooooo!

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  3. Wonderful write Pat and those awesome pictures were a pleasure to the eye,
    Yvonne.

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  4. Very creative book promo! Although I want to know who was taking the pics of the cat on your ass? Was it a selfie stick or some perv?

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    1. Either mother or brother did that
      No selfie stick ever for the cat

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    2. Selfie stick splat
      At the mat
      Of the cat

      Ha ha ha ha ha!

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    3. Dead as a doornail
      One big fail

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  5. "What did the cat do to you ninja wannabe?"
    Wasn't aware of imminent danger let him be
    The Cat ready to gas out
    With not even a shout
    It had the ninja wannabe waiting with glee!

    Hank

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    1. Even in the litter
      The ninja wannabe isn't bitter

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  6. Thanks again, Pat! Even if I ended up in the litter box yet again.

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    1. lol only half in and half out
      Least mini you wasn't eaten like a trout

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  7. Hilarious pictures, Pat. I was also wondering how you took the picture of your ass! LOL

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    1. Had a helping hand
      There in my land

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  8. haha this was so funny...
    a nice way to start my Monday
    oh, and I see that sword in the cupboard
    I have one like that as well, I am sure
    to swing it would be swell...lol..

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    1. I had to go back and look, when I saw what kind of sword it was, I laughed. ;)

      Pat, do you have a new cat, or one we've never seen? I don't remember seeing or hearing about the pretty white one. All cool pics, and nice of you to give Alex the shout. I've seen him do shouts for you too (which I'm sure you already know). :)

      Pretty kitty pics too, my favorite kind of post. :)

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    2. That sword is in the dump I think
      That pic is years old at my rink
      It just fit
      So went with it

      Still just two
      Here at my zoo
      That guy is named Blue
      And he is at the other zoo
      Cassie doesn't mind him
      Orlin wants to give his fur a trim

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    3. A cat play date! Ha, I love it. :)

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    4. lol not much play as growl
      And maybe through in a howl

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  9. A Ninja Wannabe on the loose
    Disrupting even Cat's caboose
    He sings his song, he serenades
    A regular troubador in spades
    Clever way to introduce his book
    Congrats to Alex, come hook or crook

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    1. Hurting the ears
      Trying to get cheers
      The cat will never stand for that
      Putting him where I scat

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  10. How cute! Sad for the Ninja, but cute.

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  11. Those damn ninjas! Always up to no hood in your hood!

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    1. Always sneaking about
      But the cat made him pout

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  12. I'm glad I'm not the only one who pictures him with a chipmunk voice...

    Also, I have to say, your cabinets have a LOT of cats in them. Did the place come furnished that way, or did you have to stock your own cabinets with cats?

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    1. lol Alvin and the chipmunks 4
      He could take a chipmunk tour

      The stock in hand came due
      With a cabinet stuffing at my zoo

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  13. That was epic! Each picture and rhyme made me laugh more. :D

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    1. Glad it was fun
      As I gave it a run

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  14. That was adorable. And see that kitty trying to get Alex in the cupboard!

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    1. She grabbed away
      At him on display

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  15. Alex is a commanding presence no matter where he visits! Enjoyed the post. :)

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    1. The cat got him though
      Here at our show

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  16. Congrats to Alex on his book!
    I hope many bloggers take a look!
    That Flat Ninja cracks me up.
    Bet he wishes he was with a pup
    Instead of stuck in a litter box
    where it stinks worse than a fox!

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    1. But then the pup would eat
      Thinking the flat guy is a tasty treat

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  17. That is the best post ever. Only a cat could make stink so cool.

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    1. Cats have that way
      As they run and play

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  18. So, cat, if that's Pats tushy, who took the pic?? Did you use a selfie stick?? Lol.

    The next time you post such personal pictures, I think the zebra thong should come out and play. :)

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    1. lol no selfie stick allowed here
      Mother or brother took the pic of the cat on the rear
      That one scares people away
      When used at my bay lol

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  19. That was awesome. The Cap'n and his ninja ways ...

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    1. Got stunk up in the end
      Sent around the bend

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  20. I'm not sure I'd try any whiffin' with a ninja around!

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    1. Keep the door shut
      Or he'll annoy your butt

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  21. I am speechless, but very impressed by whoever rolled the cat in toilet paper.

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    1. Speechless and impressed work
      Both are a perk

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  22. Standing guard in the litter box?
    My - what that cat blocks!
    Mini Alex and Cassie make a great pair.
    That photo's cute
    But I won't go near there.

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    1. Don't blame you
      Could be quite eww

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  23. At least you let mini alex breathe a bit. I am not so sure the air is fresh though

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    1. Not fresh at all
      But he'll get a cat call

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  24. Oh that was cute
    So Puss 'n Boots
    Mini you and Ninja wannabe too
    make bloggers smile, yes you do.
    I for one wear a mighty grin
    thinking of kitty and Ninja in the bin!

    As always, Pat, you exceed the bar! How do you do it? As Al said - you're the master! I'm pleased we connected in this challenge. Cheers, Jenny

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    1. The ideas just pop in
      And go to it at my bin
      Fun to connect indeed
      To your feed

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  25. Well, now Mini Alex can truly say he's done it all. Are the cats happy? That's the burning question of my day.

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    1. The cats are happy now
      They won't have a cow

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  26. Well, now Mini Alex can truly say he's done it all. Are the cats happy? That's the burning question of my day.

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  27. omg wait, he's sooooo cute!!!!!!! So, so cute.

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    1. the little ninja is cute
      Bah, crush him with a boot

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  28. I think Mini-Alex will think twice before he invades your space again. The cats are so pretty I love seeing pictures of them.

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    1. He won't return for a while
      After something so vile

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  29. This is very cute I must say
    especially Alex in the litter box
    you are very clever in your writing
    almost like a fox!

    betty

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    1. Clever as can be
      Sure works for me

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  30. Hey hey my my
    The stink eye will never die
    There's more to the ninja
    Than meets the eye
    Hey hey my my

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    1. The stink eye he can keep
      As he gets stinky with each leap

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  31. All gassed out?!?!
    That I doubt.
    Never a cat's ass
    Without a little gas.

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    1. Some at the ready
      To let go steady

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  32. It's amazing where those Ninja's get!

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    1. Right in the box
      buried down to his socks

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  33. Lion, and tigers, and ninjas, ye gads
    Seems like those cats are wondering what he has
    Glad to see they were not totally distressed
    As they lefr him in their litter just a little bit messed!

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    1. At least they didn't crap on him too
      That would add insult to injury at our zoo

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  34. orlin N cassie

    sendin conga ratz two alex N de ninja wanna beez on de new book...hope hiz sales sells a bazillion sew him reel lee can chase afturr dad in de salez werld !! ♥♥

    may bee they can get ther own tee vee show like that other $$$$ one

    ~~~ who wants ta bee a bazillionaire ~~~

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    1. That would sure be fun
      We'd take the money and run

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  35. My favourite posts
    Are your kitties up close
    Poor Ninja Wannabe
    Was litter-bound at your sea

    Maybe he'll think again
    Before screeching like a hen
    And then the kitties might play
    In a much friendlier way

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    1. Not sure they'll play nice
      To things as small as mice

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  36. One thing I can count on. Your posts will always make me laugh. This is super. Poor Ninja Wannabe. :) Great cat pictures.

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    1. Glad they are sure fun
      As the ninja wannabe was outdone

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  37. Replies
    1. No, that is at (mom's) i.e. the other sea
      We go and visit him and the other 9 hanging on their cat tree

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    2. Oops, that would actually be 10 wouldn't it? Does she do rescue?

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    3. 10 indeed at here sea
      And 2 dogs are there to bother the cat with glee
      A bunch of rescues are there
      And a few with fluffy hair

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    4. A bunch indeed
      At her feed

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  38. Poor ninja getting tricked into the litter box! But, I'll give the cat a lot of credit for accomplishing that!

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    1. The cat was out to win
      And do the ninja in

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  39. Ninja vs. cat? The cat always wins!

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    1. cats have their way
      At the end of the day

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  40. Of course the cat would not approve of that. The Ninja Wannabe got some ass at your sea. A day in the litter box is worse than being ate by a fox. We'd better all go buy his book, just so we don't have to see that sad look!

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    1. lol I guess it helped on out
      Buying a book after seeing him pout

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  41. Oh my gosh, this is so adorable! (Am I allowed to say that? lol).
    I love the photos. Gotta watch out for that mini Ninja.

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    1. The cat supposes that you can say
      As we made the mini ninja go away

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  42. Stinky butt!! My cat has a tissue paper fetish too. I have to hide the TP and Kleenix.

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    1. Yep, he eats the stuff
      Acts all tough

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  43. Your cats don't look too impressed with the screechy ninja

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  44. This 'dragon star' got so far!
    Scared little cat and Pat,
    but brave Orlin
    master to lure ninja in
    and win!

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    1. Orlin saves the day
      Here at our bay

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  45. That’s a tidy litter box
    in which to land.
    Is it true ninja’s
    enjoy the sand?

    VR Barkowski

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    1. I guess they must
      As in litter they trust

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  46. I love the pics at your zoo
    Great header, too
    All those books on the shelf to read
    And now a new one at Alex's feed
    Congrats to one and all, at your hall

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    1. Many a new header is there
      Even with invaders at my lair

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  47. This was wonderful, Pat! I absolutely loved it! Fun from the beginning to the end, but the one that takes the prize is the Cat with its flattened ears as the ninja wannabe played his guitar! Priceless!

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    1. Could he hate the sound?
      That is found lol

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  48. My two cats are 16. They would just lay on the ninja. Cute post.

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    1. Smush him up
      Or feed him to a pup

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  49. You're giving me an idea for some kind of stunt where we place pictures of little Ninja Captain Alex all over the world...

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    1. Hmmm, that might get expensive though
      Unless a photoshopping you go

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    2. Not if we appeal to other bloggers to join our cause ;)

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    3. I suppose that is true
      Around the world would be easy than at any zoo

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    4. I can't send you the real Mini-Alex, but I can give you a really good jpg image.

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    5. Really want him all around
      Everywhere he can be found

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  50. Those were really cute pictures.

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  51. The cat has the best stink eye! This made me laugh. Ah cats and their disdain for all things. Gotta love them. And fear them.

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    1. lol evil they can be
      Have to watch them from sea to sea

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  52. I love the pictures!
    And find cute the little Ninja!
    :)

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    1. Ninja goes in the box
      is that still cute as a fox?

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  54. Almost missed my favorite kind of post
    While sending a friend across the coast
    It's always fun to see
    The cat being amusing as can be
    Keep on taking such great shots
    And keep on sharing lots and lots

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    1. The cat likes to be shown
      So he will take pic with the phone

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  55. Bravo Pat!
    Such style
    Put a smile
    On my dial


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    1. Glad it was so
      There at your show

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  56. Okay, with mini ninja at your bay
    I'm comment # 600 today.
    Everyone talks to a ninja wannabe
    Even me!

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    1. Talking to ninja wannabes
      Might get you stuck up in trees

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  57. I'm a bit late at this zoo but I see Ninja Alex ended up in the cat's loo. The ninja lurks all around the pussy cat but the cat is alright with that.

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    1. The cat has his day
      Sending him into the litter tray

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  58. If he comes to steal my paper I'll be the shit out of him and he's going to need that paper

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    1. lol geez how mean
      There at your scene

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