Thursday, May 14, 2015

A Fake Out Little Shout!

The cat was sniffing around once more and he found some more news at his shore. I know you want to be in the know. So I guess now away we must go.

After the success of How To Train Your Dragon,
The execs want to completely rebuild the wagon.
Next is How To Train Your Robot.
That will be oh so hot.

Home Alone 6 is on the docket.
This time a kid's stuck on a rocket.
He is all alone in space.
Santa can't get to his place.

Now we have Sister Act 3.
Yep, the return of Whoopi.
Wait! It's just a reboot.
Whoopi doesn't star or get any loot.

Octopussy was such a cool name,
That they want to make another claim.
Dinopussy is coming to a screen near you.
I hear it's ancient and may be dusty to view.

Wolverine will be in Avengers 3 and 4.
He will take the Marvel tour.
Yeah, he will really be there.
Would I lie to you at my lair?

The 50 Year Old Virgin is coming.
It has all the critics humming.
Maybe they want to star?
I won't judge at my sand bar.

Tower Heist 2 you will see.
Yep, that will be there for thee.
It involves a heist and a tower.
Hint, they cut off the power.

Zombie Planet is coming to you.
Zombies will have a human zoo.
Yeah, zombies pay to watch humans all day.
They may even eat them they say.

The Princess Bride gets a remake.
Yep, it is going to take.
Andre the Giant's ghost will be there.
What? It's true, I swear.

Avatar 6 is being done.
Forget about what happened after one.
We need six first.
Then the last won't be the worst.

That is the cats news for the day. I hope you enjoy being in the know now at your bay. You just wait and see. All of these will come to thee. What is that? I'm a lying cat? Bah, I just have no class within my lying little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

105 comments:

  1. Testing...
    One for the money
    Two for the.... money
    Reboot the hoot

    HELLO CAT!
    Who's got a day off on his mat?
    Me
    In the place to be
    So I'm about to continue my snoring
    One two three.

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    1. Good morning blue
      am I number 2

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    2. Good Morning Cat,

      The Princess Bride is one of my favorite movies.
      A remake would be a giant mistake.

      Have a good day there at your bay...

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    3. A day off is fun
      I have everyone
      Being unemployed and all
      Here at my stall lol

      It is a great movie indeed
      Hopefully they never go through with the remake seed

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    4. 1-2, 1-2...
      At the Kitty Cat Shoe
      Now, whatcha gonna do?
      Ditch that remake in a pile of um...
      Well, you two get the picture.

      Unemployed.... that sucks a ton
      The opposite of the buck you should've won
      What's your game plan now?

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    5. Counting away
      At your bay
      Who knows the plan
      Just take another kick at the can

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    6. Say it ain't so...
      At your show

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  2. Great read Pat, cheered me on this rainly, cold and windy Thursday.
    Hope it'sbetter where you are.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Sunny in my land
      Glad it was grand

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    2. Yipppeeee
      For meee

      Yippppeeee
      For meeeee

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    3. TWICE! A rebooted, remade, re-imagined "Great post!"
      From coast to coast to coast to coast!
      And back.
      No crack.

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    4. Twice in one day
      So great at my bay

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    5. I noticed Blue only come to your zoo!

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    6. I noticed Blue only come to your zoo!

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  3. GAWD I hope you are joking! The only sequel I'm looking forward to is Pitch Perfect 2. Those girls are funny as shit.

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    1. Most was a joke
      But some may come true and cause one to choke

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  4. I refuse to see a remake of the Princess Bride. Not seeing the Poltergeist remake either.

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    1. I bet it will come due
      As they've talked about it a time or two

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  5. Remakes, do-overs, come-agains
    Pleases and contends
    There is a big question of the day
    What do robots earn in pay

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    1. Nuts and bolts maybe?
      Not enough for me

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  6. I would be interested in some 80's remakes with Rob Lowe and the rest of the casts wondering why he still looks so damn fine!

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    1. I guess he has good genes
      Or gets lots of make up for the movie screens

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  7. Figures Cat would enjoy
    A film that seeks to employ
    Justice, as in tit for tat,
    Against evil Octopussy cat.
    Wielding the mighty rhyme,
    Cat will help to stop crime.

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    1. A tit for tat
      Works for the cat
      You wrong me
      I'll get thee
      Maybe in bed
      The cat shall pee on a head

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  8. Is Wolverine really going to be in the Avenger's movie? I never know when the cat is being serious.

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    1. The cat may be a liar
      Has no pants to put on fire

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  9. I think Sister Act 1 and 2 was enough

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  10. I think I need to redo Sister Act cause I got the sisters for it!

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    1. haha could get it done
      As around your sisters run

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  11. Wolverine in the avengers would be perfect

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    1. Only one they now need
      But doubtful it will ever come to seed

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  12. They'll remake, prequel and sequel just about anything in Hollywood. One day they'll get so desperate they'll write a series of prequels to My Little Pony and put them on the big screen. Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter will most certainly play the lead roles.

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    1. lol I wouldn't doubt that one bit
      As their brains are full of shit

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  13. Most remakes
    do not take.
    Greed makes them try
    to recapture the magic of the first fly
    Never really works.
    Sequels are not a perk.

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    1. Yep, greed rules their mind
      Making the remakes as stinky as a new borns behind

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  14. I wish it'd all come to a stop.
    Who wants to see a remake flop?
    Send Macaulay off to Mars
    Along with all the childhood stars
    And all adult stars who just aren't nice
    No more remakes would be nice.

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    1. There they can play
      In the red clay
      And have lots of fun
      Until out of oxygen they run

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  15. orlin N cassie

    frank lee we haz never meeted a re make that dinna sux werst than a vacuum masheen....ewe noe R sent a mintz on de Godzilla ree make, faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....when him waz in new york....Godzilla R butts, they nabbed de alien outta de holly wood bak lot N tried ta pazz him off az de mitee G....we hated it az much az we hate burd ~~~~~

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    1. lol that is a lot of hate
      Let's hope the aliens don't mate

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  16. ha, if a 'Home Alone' movie doesn't include Macaulay Culkin- I'm not going to see it!!!!

    I did like the Dragon series though :)

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    1. The dragon ones were good
      Home alone already has 3 without him in his hood

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  17. I had to laugh at Avatar 6
    still waiting for Avatar 2
    some of these sequels could really be good
    but so many just need to have one and let them be

    betty

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    1. Yep, many don't need a sequel to come due
      But they get one because the greed runs true

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  18. Too many remakes being done under the sun!

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  19. It makes sense that Wolverine would join the Avengers...and there are many other X-people who could step up to help when the world is about to be over-run. Again.

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    1. It would be fun for him to join
      But that would take lots of coin

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  20. Ha, most often I am disappointed in sequels.
    They are seldom as good as the original
    and are only meant to bring in more $$.
    I've given up going to sequels!

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    1. Yep, $$$ is the name of the game
      With the sequel claim

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  21. But, what of Batman with Affleck?
    I could be wrong, but uh...yeah...BLECCHHHH!!!!

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    1. lol I'm thinking that too
      But at least no bat nipples come due

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  22. If any of them come to shore, I'll jump overboard. Remakes and sequels suck!

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    1. Hopefully there are no sharks
      They can leave marks

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  23. Remakes are a waste of time
    Unless it's the Cat with another rhyme

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    1. The cat stays true
      No remake rhymes at my zoo

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  24. So these are what we have to look forward to?
    I think I'll pass. How about you?

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    1. Yep, I'll pass on most
      The wolverine one I'd like to see at my coast

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  25. The Poltergeist remake looks good but I'm sure it won't compare to the original when it first came out.

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    1. Yeah, I'll avoid it
      But it may be a hit

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  26. I think the zombies run that zoo
    no more fresh ideas to do.
    Rather try to make money
    it is so sad that it's funny.
    Their brains are gone
    all they want is sex, carnage and braun

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    1. Zombies rule indeed
      Nothing new takes the lead
      Just the same old crap
      All across the map

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  27. Thanks for update
    "Home alone"
    I think will be always
    remade
    for new generation
    at their gate.

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    1. Some version of it
      Will come out after a bit

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  28. Wolverine will be in Avengers 3 and 4

    I'd like to believe that and more

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    1. Yeah, that would sure be grand
      Fox needs a helping hand

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  29. I liked Sister Act on DVD
    Sequel was never seen by me
    Wrath of Khan, Search for Spock
    And the whale one all rock!

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  30. Hollywood has to remake every movie that ever existed because they haven't had an original idea in decades.

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    1. Nope, not a one
      As remakes are a ton

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  31. I do like the new Star Treks:)

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  32. "I know you want to be in the know"
    Of so many remakes coming to shore
    Quite a bundle
    Hope they don't fumble
    They might just turn out to be a bore

    Hank

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    1. A bore they may be
      More than not at every sea

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  33. sequels are terrible!
    I remember all these Rocky Rocky 1
    Rocky 2 .....
    But I like Wolverine:)

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    1. Wolverine was done well
      Rocky quickly went to hell

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    2. Angie thinks Wolfie is cute too
      Pfffffft I say he can sniff my shoe

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    3. They are making another Rocky as well
      A spin off sorta where he will dwell

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  34. It's about time the movie producers got a little creative. Remakes are rarely better. Look what they did with the classic "The Blob" when they remade it. Just not the same! Hollywood needs to up its game.

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    1. Hollywood won't do that
      Rather stay stuck where it's at

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  35. Remakes of remakes
    That's what it takes
    A prequel
    To a sequel's, sequel
    What the hell
    What else can there be
    At your sea
    An A to Zed flick
    To make me sick
    The Never Ending, Ending Never Movie
    Aint that groovy....


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    1. An a to z flick
      Might do the trick
      From beginning to end
      The abcs are the trend

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    2. Gary's on a roll
      M&M in a bowl
      Taking a stroll
      10 minutes or more
      Knocking on your door
      Crossing the Atlantic
      All the way to your shore
      Scooby Doo
      It is true
      At my shoe
      That's so blue

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    3. Crossing away
      Over the bay
      With a goat in a boat
      Don`t forget a coat

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  36. I do not play a lot of video games, and stopped watching movie sequels a long time ago. The only exceptions are comedy movies.

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    1. I stopped most video games at my sea
      Movies I still watch many

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  37. I heard they're re-doing Point Break too. Crazy.

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    1. Yep, that one is being done
      Pffffft to it a ton

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  38. This is the stuff of nightmares.
    Well, Wolverine in Avengers I can see because when they had to fight the big bad ass the X-Men joined with the Avengers and so did a lot of other Marvel characters. I know this because I am married to a comic book nerd.
    The rest of that stuff needs to go.

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    1. haha yep rest flush down the loo
      And Wolverine was part of the crew

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  39. Most of these I didn't even watch the first so I I am sure I won't be watching the second

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