Saturday, May 9, 2015

A Little Ditty On Pity!

The cat has seen a few here and there, as I'm sure you have at your lair. Those that whine and whine some more, trying to extort pity at their shore. Once in a while many humans have a pity party come due, but not every other day like some with a loose screw.

Poor pitiful me.
I have no glee.
Won't you come see?
Listen to poor pitiful me.

Life is hard.
I'm a whiny bard.
So listen to me,
I'm as pitiful as can be.

Give me your pity,
Town or city.
Forget your weary, tired and sick,
I'm all of those brick by brick.

So pity me all.
Pity my phone call.
Pity this and that.
I'll even take pity from a cat.

I whine away life.
Pity my strife.
Pity my being.
Is that pity I'm seeing?

Pffft shut the hell up.
Worse than a pup.
Whining about the same old crap,
With their pity me lap.

Only so much one can take,
Before telling them to bake a cake.
Then shove that cake up their rear.
But they still bend your ear.

Poor pitiful me.
I've been forsaken by thee.
Poor, poor pitiful me.
I'll drown in the sea.

Good! Drown you should.
Have me wishing you would.
My ears would have peace.
Maybe just ship you to Greece.

There you can whine Greek.
Maybe whiners they seek.
Poor pitiful me,
I just sat and listened to thee.

Pfffft the cat has no time for such crap. All kinds of bad things across the map. Once in a blue moon, okay. But not every other day. A whiner at a certain, rhymes with perk, place sure could whine at a steady pace. My ears are happy never again to hear that lass. So much better for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

88 comments:

  1. I guess if I feel like whining today, I'll need to go somewhere else. I'm throwing a pity party and no one wants to come. I think I'll skip it too.

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    1. lol both leave you crap outta luck
      Just say what the umm duck

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  2. Hope you wasn't referring to my "Bad Day" yesterday. Pat.
    Have counted all my screws ...all intact.

    That being said an excellent verse and great to read.

    Enjoy your week-end.
    Yvonne.

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    1. This was written 4 months ago
      So referring to anything would be a no

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    2. I've seen better days,
      But smile I still can.
      All my problems stem
      From the likes of a "MAN".

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    3. Smiling as the way to be
      Helps one live carefree

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  3. Snore..... snore....
    Just a bit more...
    Encore....
    Ar your door....
    Pity me.....
    In the place to be....
    No Bora at my beach.....
    A golden mountain outta reach.....
    So I snore.....
    Like a boar.....
    How's life at your floor?

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    1. A snore encore
      Can be of lore
      As you snore
      And ask for more
      A snore for more
      Through the door

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    2. A chore
      But beats sleeping on the floor

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    3. Used to do that too
      Hiding from neighbors at my shoe

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    4. Hate the floor
      But done it at my shore

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  4. Those that all they do is whine can suck the life out of you. Life can't always be cheery, but they take it to a whole other pitiful level.

    #6, beat blue and hank too

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    1. I guess I typed too slow. Blue beat me

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    2. They can sure suck it away
      With the whine they play

      Need to copy and paste
      To beat Blue post haste

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    3. No copy and paste
      Just type with haste
      May add a snore in the mix
      To get your blue guy fix
      Guess who will be number one come Sunday?
      Such a fun day!

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    4. I'll be #1
      Making you outdone?

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    5. Hahaha so true
      But um.... who are you? :p

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  5. Guess it's good to know
    This is four months old at your show
    Otherwise I might think
    You were sick of my motherhood stink! :)

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    1. PS: Love the new library banner here
      Cute little kitty cat cheer

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    2. lmao nope, four months old
      As the idea just took hold
      That is another one
      Added under my sun

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    3. I like the one with the trees
      I may be biased eating cheese
      Where's the dough in my spot?
      Is that all I've got?

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    4. Nothing there
      Guess the tree is bare

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    5. I noticed that too
      Still the cutest guy at your shoe

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    6. haha so you say
      The cat may cause you dismay

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  6. We sure agree Pat. We have no time for the whine.

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    1. Run under the bed
      And rest ones head

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  7. My neighbor Jake threw a pity party
    It was meant to be, oh, so arty
    Everyone was aflutter with what to wear
    All wanted to be the one to cause a stare
    The theme was Greek, the talk of the town
    Women danced chamiko in a gorgeous gown
    Pity in Greek, the wine was red
    Whine in white, nothing much said
    The party whined on, I must confess
    It turned out to be one smashing success

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    1. Greek and wine
      The stars will align
      Although whether greek or land lubber
      Under that toga they better wear a rubber

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  8. The Cat certainly is good about not whining about his life at his sea. You've been through some serious crap and nary a word said here. After a while the pity me blogs tend to die out as people just can't take hearing about every problem a person has.

    I don't follow those types of blogs anymore as they just bring one down. Gamers and painters rarely talk about what's going on in their real lives and that's fine with me.

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    1. The cat would rather rant away
      And yep, been through hell and back at my bay
      But besides typing with one arm being said
      To myself I kept the rest of the dread
      Don't want anyone to take me out behind the barn and shoot me anymore
      So that is fine at my shore lol
      They do burn out rather quick
      The cat only rants about everyday stuff humans do with his schtick

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    2. Ya, I know you keep your hardships pretty close to the vest. I think as a blogger that's the best way to keep it. That way when people show up, you're still a bit of a novelty to them. Especially you, as you blog as the Cat. I mean really, who in the hell would be interested in that arsemonkey Pat?

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    3. lol the cat gets way more fame than Pat
      Any day at our blog mat

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  9. You have turned pity
    into quite a fine ditty
    there are some times for sure
    when life is quite sh***y!

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    1. haha shitty it can be
      But I can turn pity to glee

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  10. Spot on Pat!
    I hate Pity Parties where I'm at!
    Once in a Blue Moon
    over soon.
    That's okay by me.
    Have a good day at your sea.

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    1. Over quick
      And then give it a flick

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  11. Oh, pity, ah, ditty
    become the Nefertiti -
    nobody will beat you
    with the winning ambition!

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    1. Might even get bowed to
      When in view

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  12. No pity parties here. We are just glad we have what we have and beside it doesn't do any good to whine. No one is going to listen to ya. Have a good day.

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    1. haha that is true
      No good to whine and just push through

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  13. I have my own special little pity parties for one. Sometimes, when no one is home I throw one, Then, I uncurl myself from my fetal position under my covers and go about my day.

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  14. Oh, woe is me
    I need pity
    If you ignore
    That's one more sore
    But when I'm through
    I get up and DO.

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  15. Yes, yes feel sorry for me. I can't afford a Mercedes..and don't forget to donate to my GoFundMe. LOL

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    1. lol yes yes yes, come and donate
      I must blow up my inflatable mate

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  16. Oh I see them often at my door
    They moan and groan, they are a bore
    they really do aspire
    to be a psychic vampire

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    1. Sucking life away
      From bay to bay

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  17. Constant whining grinds me down/I end up with a great, big frown/Why do people moan so much, so often?/Especially those for whom life is far from rotten! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yep, they just moan all through the day
      The must like it, is all I can say

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  18. It's a pity they think they need such pity

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    1. That it is
      With their pity party biz

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  19. "Whining about the same old crap"
    What one hears from those rapped
    Never seem to learn
    Not ever concerned
    Only whining while even having a nap

    Hank

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    1. Yep, whine every which way
      Even while asleep at their bay

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  20. I don't mind if someone has a serious woe
    as the encouragement you get can your good spirits grow.
    But the ones that whine about everything every day
    just want attention at their bay.
    I've dropped a couple bloggers like that
    as I get tired of listening to their jaws flap.

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    1. lol dropped and hopped on
      Not falling for their whiny con

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  21. What I love are the people on Facebook who whine about their lives in vague ways, so you don't even get to enjoy the true drama of what they're specifically complaining about!

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    1. lol just giving you the little things
      Not even the juicy stuff on flings

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  22. I do whine a bit at times
    but I will be quick to chime
    that I really do have it very good
    at least that I understood

    betty

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    1. Yeah a whine here and there
      One has to do to get things out of their hair

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  23. Hahaha! Really true.And by this I try to don't say when Im bad or sick lol
    But of course all we have some things!
    BTW I noticed grumpy blue is always HERE!
    xo

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    1. Blue likes to jump about
      With his copy and paste shout
      When sick whining can come due
      Those germs suck at any zoo

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    2. Blue is always here
      Ready to cheer
      Have no fear
      I'll visit you too, Gloria Dear
      No cut and paste
      Just typing with haste

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    3. fast as can be
      Pfft right at my sea

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  24. Hahaha! Really true.And by this I try to don't say when Im bad or sick lol
    But of course all we have some things!
    BTW I noticed grumpy blue is always HERE!
    xo

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    1. Trying to beat blue
      Saying it twice at my zoo?

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    2. Blue is always here
      Ready to cheer
      Have no fear
      I'll visit you too, Gloria Dear

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    3. Visit her baking
      After she gives you some head shaking

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    4. He comes here all days!!
      And in mine only sometimes:(

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    5. I dont know why my comment is twice Pat!
      Sorry!

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    6. I dont know why my comment is twice Pat!
      Sorry!

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    7. Twice about twice
      Roll of the dice

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  25. you know... women have only bad hair days...and then of course we pity ourselves - A LOT - hahah.. smiles
    happy sunday!!!

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    1. lol pity over bad hair
      Don't have that one at my lair

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  26. Some people do seem to have a gloomy outlook on life. Shame they're wasting so much time being intentionally unhappy.

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    1. Yeah that they really do
      A shame at their zoo

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  27. I get sick of listening to people whine. At least they woke up that morning. They should be thankful

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    1. That they should
      And shut up at their hood

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  28. The folks who legitimately have a right to gripe
    Often don't bother with the complaining hype
    But those whose life is pretty good
    Go on and on and on at their 'hood

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    1. That seems to be the way
      At each and every bay

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  29. This is why I tend to stay off Facebook. Seems like it's the place to throw a pity party nowadays. It gets old pretty quick!

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    1. That it is indeed
      Got rid of it at my feed

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  30. I can't afford a party let alone one that involves pity. Waste of time and effort.

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