So there is a big thing going around, for years it could be found. Gluten is oh so bad, which it sure as hell isn't rad, but it is just oh so bad. Screw the processed stuff and GMO. Gluten is the only culprit high and low. Yes, gluten is complete crap. But don't be a silly gluten free processed crap buying sap.
Gluten free, gluten free!
Yippee, yippee for me.
I'm so gluten free.
I am as happy as can be.
This is gluten free.
It is so good for me.
I'll lose weight tomorrow.
No more gluten to bring me sorrow.
All of this says gluten free.
Yippeee, so good for me.
I can eat more every day.
There is no gluten at play.
Wait? I'm still fat.
My energy went scat.
Could it really be,
That I'm not gluten free?
What? I still eat bad stuff?
But I just can't get enough.
It is oh so good for you.
As long as no gluten comes due.
It isn't full of crap,
With a gluten free lap.
It is so great for you.
It says so right in view.
Pffft what a sap,
If you fall for that trap.
If it's gluten free or not,
It can still make your stomach rot.
You insides will come out your rear.
Day by day, I fear.
If you think gluten free can do no wrong,
You need to sing a new song.
Why you may ask?
Because of the processing task.
And all the garbage they need to put in it,
Just to make it look like a commercial hit.
Do away with fake or non fake wheat.
Just take your grocery list and hit delete!
Then the weight, the aches, the pains,
Will board some far away trains.
What? You really believed it was just gluten? Sorry, gluten free crap will still leave you a tootin. It is all garbage that will rot you inside and out. So gluten free you can scream and shout, but you aren't so much better off. Yeah, gluten free nuts feel free to scoff. Now gluten free is better than eating gluten any day. But a lot of the crap they put in gluten free stuff is just as bad for you at your bay. So take processed crap and bury it in the grass. You may then have as much energy as my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.