Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Back To What To Save Your Rut!

It has been a while since the cat went the what to do mile. So I guess it is about time I did another what to do chime. After a little hate once more. Let's go with what to do with haters at your shore.

What to do, What to do,
When a hater is stalking you.

You sit back and reply.
Tell them to up and die.
Visualize poking them in the eye.
Toss them from a plane in the sky.

Banter back and forth.
Ship them to the far north.
Leave them at the dump.
Sick them on another grump.

Run them down with your car.
Cover them in tar.
Hit them with a bat.
Nail them with cat scat.

Mow over their foot.
Bury them in soot.
Toss them in the ocean.
Cast a spell with a potion.

Unplug the phone.
Block them at the tone.
Stab them with a nail.
Leave them a fake trail.

Send them some porn,
So a virus is born.
Computer goes crash.
They may even get a rash.

Burn down their house.
Infest their house with a mouse.
Or would that me mice?
Termites would be nice.

Spike their food.
Give them attitude.
Send an assassin.
Staple shut their sassin.

Mail them to Timbuktu.
Cover them in super glue.
Rhyme them to death.
Strangle away their breath.

Oh the thoughts.
There sure are lots.
But why go through such a chore?
The best way is to simply ignore.

Haters will hate. Their ego you only inflate. So why respond at all? Then they hit a brick wall. They look like a fool covered in their own drool. Now they are absurd and you got payback by not saying a word. There you are class, what to do from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

108 comments:

  1. "Back To What To Save Your Rut!"
    Let them try but do cover your butt
    Haters are self-destructing
    Let the haters do their thing
    As long as one keeps a clean heart

    Hank

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    1. Self destruct they will do
      Then flush em down the loo

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  2. You are so right my friend. Your power is in your silence. It drives those haters freakin' nuts 'cause you aren't engaging them!

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    1. No attention sends them off the deep end
      Such a fun trend

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  3. It takes an idiot to argue with an idiot is my mantra. The fact that I don't follow it all the time is my proof that it is true. You can't convert a bigot or a troll.
    I hope your hater, if you have one, dies, rots and goes to hell. Not to be too extreme though. lol

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    1. lmao geez, you sure send them away
      Down in a firey bay
      Works for me
      I've had a few over the years at my sea

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    2. This idiot-idiot quote is a great mantra.

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    3. I was thinking the same thing KK, it is a good one.

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    4. So don't be an idiot is the way
      But can be hard not to go astray

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  4. Haters gonna hate
    And from their mouths will spate,
    Stupidity in every guise;
    Best avoided by the wise.

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    1. Stupidity they have down
      May even wear its crown

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  5. Has this been a problem for you? 😩

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  6. Haters will surely hate, but that does not determine one's fate.

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    1. One can ignore
      Ad ship them to another shore

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  7. Run them down with your car, Mad Max style!

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    1. But then you may be a nomad like him
      As to the slammer you go for something so grim

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  8. I normally try to be indifferent to such people. Not that I get a lot of stalkers. Not that I mind not getting a lot of them. You really have a lot of ideas, Pat.

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    1. The ideas just flow
      As they nut jobs show

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  9. How many stamps would you need for Timbutu?

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    1. You're the fact guy
      I'd say 12 but I may lie lol

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  10. If there is someone I don't like
    Away from them I take a hike
    Even if they are OK
    Away from me is a better way

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    1. That is the best way
      To have a better day

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  11. Haven't had any trolls on my blog for years. But I do see them show up on other peoples blogs from time to time. Ya, it's best to just ignore them as a retort is like crack to them. They just coming back for more.

    As for stalkers, I've only ever had one and I handled that one privately. Best way to deal with it is quietly.

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    1. I haven't had blog trolls for a few years too
      The odd spammer at my zoo
      I've got some hate mail here and there though
      One stalker I had I made run haha

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    2. I think as bloggers were most vulnerable to troll attacks when we first begin. Without a lot of followers and little or no comments, trolls see you as easy pickings. Once you've a stable base of blogger buddies you're safer.

      Anyone who would take the time and effort to send out hate mail, is just too emotionally invested in what happens online. Jeez, those folks need to take a chill pill and get offline.

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    3. Yeah, the newer your blog
      The more they think you are in a fog
      And come after you
      Not afraid of recourse at your zoo

      I just laugh at most
      Wasting their time at their coast
      A few like to give "tips" too
      But they are full of poo

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    4. Oh my, you get "tips". Surely people know you don't need help writing your blog by now. You rhyme spontaneously and work four months ahead.

      You know what you can do with that poo don't you. Put it in a Pringles can :0)

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    5. I still get one or two
      They think they are helpful at their zoo
      Not so much
      Pringles changed to cashew jars for such

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  12. Ignoring the haters is the best thing to do.
    Don't let them bother you at your zoo. :)

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    1. Yep, ignore and go about your day
      Then they'll go away

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  13. I agree, ignore, ignore, ignore!

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  14. It's always best to be full of class
    and not stoop to their hurtful sass.
    Sometimes it's hard to do
    as you can think of a zinger or two! ha.

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    1. lol yeah, sometimes the cat has to bite his tongue
      As I know they won't shut up until they pop a lung

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  15. They do go away when you ignore them, finding another target

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    1. That they do
      After some hate at ones zoo

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  16. I agree to just leave them alone
    who has time to deal with their hate
    rather enjoy living and
    let them suffer their own fate

    betty

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    1. That is the way to be
      Leave the haters in their own crummy sea

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  17. Great verse Pat, as I have so often said they cheer me no end, Thanks for that.
    Yvonne.

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  18. I'd like to kick a few but I ignore like you

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    1. Kicking would be fun
      But they'd kick back a ton

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  19. Kill them with kindness of course! Or rhyming kindness as you can do so well.

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    1. That would piss them off more
      If I rhymed love at my shore lol

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  20. This reminds me of the days with the horrible LLS. So, give me all the juicy details, Cat!!! I'll bring the wine. :)

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    1. I'm no juicy details to be had
      No haters for a while at my pad

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  21. You said it, and you said it well
    Ignore them and they'll feel like hell
    Cuz they like a fight.
    It gives them a rush.
    Instead, hold back
    And play "hush, hush."

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    1. Yep, give them no fight
      They'll give you no whine
      And then in the dead of night
      Sterilize them like a feline

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  22. It is best to ignore. If you do anything, it'll egg them of more.

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  23. It is best to ignore. If you do anything, it'll egg them of more.

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    1. No on for this one
      With your on fun

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  24. Ignoring doesn't always work, but that's what I always do.

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    1. Yeah, sometimes they come back and back
      That is when I want to kick them in the umm sack?

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  25. Ignore ~ Hard to do
    when they're hating you!
    But that's the one solution
    to the hate pollution.

    Do not engage
    as at you they rage.
    They want to get a rise;
    so take away their prize.

    Have a happy day
    at your bay!

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    1. That you must do
      Take it away at your zoo
      Then they can whine
      Things didn't align

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  26. Exactly. It's not worth the energy to engage haters like that. Just ignore them.

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    1. Ignore is easy to do
      Less energy too

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  27. Thankful for the delete button at my shore
    Makes them so much easier to ignore...

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  28. Now that is fantastic advice. Just ignore them for sure. That will drive those haters nutso. Great post. Take care.

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    1. Drive them nutso is so fun
      Revenge in silence is done

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  29. orlin N cassie

    haterz ree ly on gettin a ree ply.....itz what keepz em fueled...sad lee sum oh em due knot shut up N thatz when ya come bak with a ...we noe who ewe troo lee R....we traced yur IP a dress...now take a guess at what else we can due...

    pea...ess....we linked up ta yur amazon two day; tell yur dad ta take a look see ...on R side bar, first rite....N let uz noe if him wants a different linx bak added then cassie's ♥

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    1. The cat shall take a look
      There at your nook
      And yeah can trace the ip
      Easy as can be

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  30. Ignore is what I try to do but I like some of your ideas too. Super glue their lips closed.

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    1. Super glue can do the trick
      Some really slick

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  31. Haters hate
    Baiters bait
    Best to wait
    Let them self-deflate

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    1. Pop their own pin
      With their hate spin

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  32. I have met a Narcissist
    He makes me want to boo and hiss.
    But 'no contact' is best resist.
    Still it leaves me plenty pissed.

    Does this work?

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    1. lol works indeed
      There at your feed
      No contact can work
      Pissed isn't a perk

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  33. You can follow them around/until they go beneath the ground/After all it is all virtual/But make it feel as if it were real! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Chase them around
      Find where they are found

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  34. I'd ask them: How are you?
    What to do to make your day
    a brand new? When last time
    you took a breathe and relaxed
    the body, mouth and chest?
    Smile. Have a good day,-
    say, and invite to walk at Broadway! :)

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    1. lol all nice at your sea
      That may work for thee
      A howdy doo
      And a stroll too

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  35. I have had them in my office and I can just stare at them and then tell them to leave. They hate to be ignored and when I think of that statement, I make sure there is no rabbit nearby.

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    1. A good staring works too?
      As long as no rabbit is in view

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  36. Yep, ignore them, or love em' to death. Nothing confuses a meanie more than having their meanness answered with kindness. Takes all their "fun" away.

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    1. lol the love the cat won't do
      He'd rather ignore at his zoo

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  37. Great ideas on how to get rid of haters
    Glad I don't have any of them as neighbors!

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    1. Ugg that would be bad
      I just have humper neighbors at my pad lol

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  38. My mental image is filling them full of helium and letting them fly away.

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    1. Mary Poppins style
      That isn't so vile

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  39. ha! such creative choices,
    and I think it's great to use forces,
    A good healthy 'BLOCK' tends to do the trick,
    who has time in their life for a d***?

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    1. Yep, who needs to hassle of those
      Use them for target practice in rows

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  40. Those who hate always want you to take the bait. It really gets their goat when no responses float. Though some of your ideas are swell. Either way they can go to hell!

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    1. Yep, that is the one constant of all
      Send them to hell's hall

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    1. Glad it could be taught
      Here at my plot

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  42. I'm classless here when it comes to haters. I'll say the meanest thing that I can come up with and am usually the one who doesn't get a response back lol. I am never one to start it, but I'll do my hardest to let you feeling the burn if you pick at me lol.

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    1. lol the halloween nazi has a dark side
      As you turn the hater tide

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  43. Ha! Poke them in the eye, I love it. Yeesh, I have missed having time to read these posts :)

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    1. Glad it was fun
      Hopefully no eye poking needs to be done

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  44. I usually think of a KILLER response, ten minutes too late!

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    1. Yeah that happens to me too
      Sometimes at my zoo

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  45. cuz the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate
    shake it off...


    Sorry, I could not resist. ;)

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    1. lol stepped into it
      With my hate bit

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  46. You can't let the haters get to you. That is what they're looking for

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    1. Yep, ignore and avoid
      Don't get sucked into their void

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