Thursday, May 7, 2015

Come And Express, More Or Less!

The cat saw a phrase the other day that was too good to pass up at my bay. So I figured what the hell, as it sure wasn't a tough sell. Now away we go with an artistic show.

Get ready for Artistic Expression,
With today's rhyming session.
Hold the aggression.
Unless furthering artistic progression.

Does it make an impression?
Is there a succession?
Even with a little indiscretion,
It sure is artistic expression.

Crap on a stick.
That's just ick.
But it has a story.
Oh, artistic expression glory.

Headless mannequins at play.
Pffft just plastic on display.
What? They are set up just right?
Oh, artistic expression is in sight.

Naked people dance around.
On any nude beach that can be found.
But wait, they dance in sync.
Artistic expression is the missing link.

Hairball on the floor,
Splatted right up the door.
Wow, that is true art.
Artistic expression thrown up from the heart.

A redneck lawnmower.
Can't sink much lower,
i.e. It's a goat.
Artistic expression of note.

A book balancing on a head,
While standing on a bed.
Damn, that is skill as well.
Artistic expression is swell.

Such a great profession.
There is no depression.
Forget any recession.
Get rich with each possession.

It is your obsession.
Show that oppression.
Time for a digression.
That to is artistic expression. 

Damn, art can take many a form. How is such an expression not the norm? It just fathoms the cat. Wait! A human thing, forget that. You are crazy as can be with your artistic expression spree. Anything short of chopping off someones head can be placed in the artistic expression bed. So I express with this pass artistic expression can kiss my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

102 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. two in a row
      Look at you go

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    2. Wow WTG to see someone take
      the number one spot
      for 2 days in a row
      that is an achievement a lot

      betty

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    3. Achieved over blue
      And hank too
      Not an easy feat
      Here at my street

      Yippppeee
      For meeee

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    4. Famous last words
      For the birds?

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    5. I guess that's true
      Scooby Doo!

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    6. Need a snack
      At your shack?

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  2. No 1 again today
    here at your rhyming bay
    up earlly where I stay
    artistic e.xpression on display
    should I rearrange the words I say
    make them italic or bold create word play
    with a word picture express it your way
    ok have to go have a good day

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    1. Well, what do you know...?
      Truedessa is number one at the Kitty Cat Show
      I heard the alarm but not for long
      As I song the snore snore song

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    2. sang sang sang harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    3. Arranging words
      For the birds
      Expressing away
      Have a nice day

      song the snore snore song
      That something new out of Hong Kong

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    4. As long as they don't go on my head
      I'm staying in my bed

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    5. On the head
      Would bring dread

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    6. Well done Truedessa Ma'am
      Creating a formidable name
      Already two up
      Great start-up
      Satisfaction that's the game!

      Hank

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    7. like a boar
      Would be the snore

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  3. I've nothing to express,
    I must confess...
    When a bubble-blowing fart
    Is considered art.

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  4. I once saw a display of large black and white photos of things placed in men's butts. No joke. A severed head in a bed would've been much better.

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    1. Ugg to that display
      I'd turn and run far far away

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  5. Another verse and another smile from me, Great to read. Pat.

    Yvonne.

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  6. Make a face with a flair
    Now pose in your underwear
    Take a breath with compression
    You've just made famous artistic expression

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    1. Will it bring dough?
      Lots high and low?
      Then I'd try
      I'm not shy lol

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  8. Crap on a stick sounds very ick
    I would see it I would give it a flick!

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  9. If someone makes it, it's art! I saw some TV show once where they substituted modern art with toddlers' work and none of the visitors knew the difference.

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    1. lmao kiddos must have loved that
      Fooling every single dingbat

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  10. Do anything and call it art
    even Orlin's gassy fart.
    Now there's a way for you to make money
    Just capture it on camera, honey.

    You must explain the header I see
    with a crying baby and soap all bubbly.
    A choking dog and vacuum cleaner.
    Can't tell if the dog is a collie or weiner.
    hahaha.....

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    1. haha that would be easy to do
      Maybe make a buck or two

      That one is Orlin and his gas
      Stinking up things he hates in mass
      Crying babies, vacuum cleaners and a mutt
      All made the final cut

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  11. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder
    I guess the same came be said for art?
    but sometimes when you look at some things
    does it make one want to fart?

    betty

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    1. Or makes one want to run away
      From the rather disturbing display

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  12. Some of the things considered art really scare me

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  13. Guess, it is how each person looks at stuff as to whether they are artistic espressions. I am sure every cat thinks that tossing up a hairball on the wall is especially good. Just a matter of taste. Have a great day..

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    1. haha yeah they like their aim
      A hairball claim to fame

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  14. With some who express all I see is a mess

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  15. When I worked at the arts commission in my 20s, we had three big canvases hanging in our conference room. The outer two had one solid black line across the middle. The middle one was blank. I whispered, "This is art?" to the receptionist, who said that the main people at the commission liked it. Odd! Maybe it is all about the process of creating art...but I just want to be entertained!

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    1. Entertained is the better way
      I guess some just like lines and plain stuff on display

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  16. Haha! This is brilliant! And soooo true! Clever. Clever. Clever. And entertaining. Loved. :)

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  17. Too funny! Hey, I think I saw the Crap On a Stick Infomercial the other night.

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    1. Damn, they beat me to it
      Maybe royalties they'll split

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  18. Ah. Looks like you've been checking out art work funded by taxpayers.

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    1. lol the welfare art
      That they put outside walmart

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  19. Oh, yes. Uniqueness and subjectivity. Nothing like a touch of art to start my morning.

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    1. Can be much
      Might not want to touch

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  20. Scrap metal art confounds me, all welded together in some kind of display that gets rusty and looks like a junk yard.

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    1. Probably find it there
      In the junk yard everywhere

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  21. I think you could literally throw feces at a canvas and call it art these days. And the amount of money people will pay for it is mind boggling. In almost every town round here there's some cook that glues coloured bottles to the outside of his house and call it art. Seriously, some of this stuff shows up on tv and people travel from all over to see it.

    Now when I play my drums I am expressing myself. Usually it's loud, angry and intended to piss off my neighbours. But art? No way, no how. It's just annoying.

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    1. lmao you, be annoying as can be
      There at your sea?
      I never would have guessed that
      I'm being a sarcastic cat
      Nuts coming to see and nuts coming to buy
      They are so nuts I don't even waste time wondering why

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    2. Ya, I'm an annoying little bugger. But you really don't want to be around when I'm putting a lot of effort into it. When I was born God asked me "What superpower would you like to have little one?" And I answered "Holy Father, I'd really like to have the power to annoy people." Well he granted me that power and it would be a mortal sin not to use it.

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    3. haha use and amuse yourself each day
      Making others run away

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  22. Dogs are good at the arts
    Hairballs spew like darts
    Dogs plus art equals
    Hair Darts sequels
    The Darts always new
    'Cause there are two

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    1. Might be more
      Hidden in store
      Under the bed
      Or where you rest your head

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  23. I am a lover of art...true art. I have heard about actual poo being displayed as art-no joke (i was going to choke). I have seen male genitalia displayed in various ways on a TV screen-the best thing was watching an older couple go look at it and run out. I have seen a tiny piece of rope nailed on a stick-Art! They can kiss my ass! How can they compare that crap to great works of art like Rembrandt, Da Vinci, Goya, Botticelli? Ugh don't get me started

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    1. hahaha got you started a bit
      And yep, I knew about the shit
      Crap is what it all is to me
      Bury it all in some deep dark sea

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  24. I've seen a doozie or ten in my day
    Some make me wonder what to say
    I try to stick with art that is real
    And avoid the "artistic expression" deal

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    1. A good way to be
      Avoidance is key

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  25. I am particularly fond of my own impressionistic hairball art!

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    1. That gets the win
      Until the humans take it for a cleaning spin

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  26. Art can be amazing, strange and weird. Just depends on who is doing it and with what.

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    1. That is true
      Some though can stay out of my view

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  27. Have been in too many contemporary art museums and seen artistic expression at its very worst, and very best.

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    1. Bet the worst was a scare
      Raise that neck hair

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  28. If you think hard about it- you can chalk anything up to artistic expression!!!! I'm sure there's lots of people who would buy a picture of a book balancing on a head.

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    1. You can always find some nut
      Who will buy anything at their hut

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  29. My niece had her version of artistic expression once. Decided to write all over the room with droppings from her diaper. My husband was not amused, and I about died laughing at all the gagging he did.

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    1. lmao oh that would be nasty as can be
      Have to watch the kiddos and their poo art spree

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    2. Deserves an ewww
      At her zoo

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  30. orlin N cassie....

    we haz been tryin ta tell everee one for like yeerz....well. oh kay may bee three postz.... if....that R

    ~~~~ itz all in de mindz eye gal o ree ~~~~

    master pee's...

    wuz artistic eggs pression........

    FINAL LEE...sum one getz it !!! ♥♥♥

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    1. lol you have the pee art down
      In your litterbox town

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  31. I agree with everybody. lol

    There is a lot of hokum passed off as artistic expression. What astonishes me is how valuable some of it is.

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    1. Yeah, the amount someone pays
      Can leave others in a gaze

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  32. Just love this section
    "Such a great profession.
    There is no depression.
    Forget any recession."
    Get rich with each possession.

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  33. "Come And Express, More Or Less!"
    Artistic expressions that's the best
    Draws on the talents
    But rare occurrence
    There are gems and not far fetched!

    Hank

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    1. There are some gems in there
      But plenty of crazy to spare

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  34. Everything is art, pfft. Or should that be phffft? Either way... ;)

    And the money people pay??? oy ai yai yai!! I could live off of it for a lifetime in some cases. ;)

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    1. Yeah, makes you want to create art
      And fill up your money cart

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    2. I'm a terrible salesman, it wouldn't sell, so I shan't bother. ;)

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    3. You never know
      Can get someone else to sell high and low

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  35. Yup, there's some strange stuff that is expression but calling it art seems to be pushing the button.

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    1. Pushing it far and wide
      Not trying to hide

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  36. you have a blog award over at my place

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  37. I cannot believe what passes for art sometimes! But, to each his own. Your post gives me hope that I can be an artist. Haha!

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    1. lol anyone can these days
      Some fool will gaze

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  38. Reminds me of "artist" Millie Brown
    Famous for vomiting soy-based dyes
    She also puked on Lady Gaga in her video
    Hard to believe but I'm telling no lies

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    1. Ugg to that
      A 2 year old can do such splat

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