Saturday, May 23, 2015

Come What May With A Could Have Today!

Today the cat will tell you what could have happened as he was out and about. Geez, if everyone thought like this every day they would scream and shout. That would hurt the cat's ears. Plus I wouldn't want to have to listen to all their fears.

Asleep in bed,
Resting my head.
The light fixture could fall on me.
Glass stabs and I'm under a tree.

Get out of bed,
And it brings dread.
Trip and whack my head.
Oopsy, I'm dead.

Make it to the shower.
It has such power.
The shower head flies off.
Taken my final cough.

Get to my breakfast plate.
I eat and take the bait.
Oopsy, I choke.
Now I'm one dead bloke.

I make it out the door.
Down the steps I explore.
Oopsy, trip and fall.
Hello oh hallowed hall.

Walk in the garage below.
And what do you know?
A pipe breaks over head.
Once again I'm good and dead.

Get to the car.
But can't go very far.
It goes boom.
Put something funny on my tomb.

I pull out and onto the street.
Again I'm left in defeat.
Bam, side swiped out of nowhere.
I'm dead, what do I care.

Every five seconds as you drive,
You are lucky to survive.
Hit by a nut or a building goes boom.
Hey, it could fall on you and cause doom.

If you finally make it to work.
There some evil could lurk.
A tack could come in contact with your neck.
Bleed out as you hit the deck.

Wow, the cat could go on all day. That was just an hour on display. How do you humans survive? It's a wonder you ever make it to the end of the day alive. Hey, I had to play with it. Only morbid a bit. The cat may even choke on some bass. That would not be fun for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Was late
      By a minute
      Coast was clear
      No one near
      Took a dive
      It's now # 5

      Hank

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    2. One minute late, you took a chance
      Now you can do the happy dance

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    3. Works that way Manzi
      At times one's lucky!

      Hank

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    4. Luck is grand
      When in hand

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    5. But I'll be back so beware
      No more road trips to share
      As I stare
      At my hair
      Who is there
      Take a sip
      Bite your lip
      Scratch your hip
      Don't you slip
      Blue is on his way
      Are you okay?

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    6. On the way
      To cause dismay
      Or to play
      In a litter tray

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  2. "Come What May With A Could Have Today!"
    Anything can happen with the mind at play
    Search the possibilities
    Affecting all the entities
    So just bring your swords the Dragon to slay

    Hank

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    1. A sword for a dragon you say
      I'd run the other way

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  3. If your mind works overtime
    And you forget to write your rhyme
    Expect the worst and it will happen
    Even when you might be napp'n

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    1. Forget a rhyme
      Not any soon time
      I can stay a nappin
      And until Oct the cat shall be flappin

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  4. wow the cat almost die out of his bay!
    I know is crazy go out!
    I love to be in my lair with my dogs and bunnies:)

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    1. Nah, the cat is fine
      Nothing can stop the feline
      Being i my lair is better though
      Can write and let it flow

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  5. wow the cat almost die out of his bay!
    I know is crazy go out!
    I love to be in my lair with my dogs and bunnies:)

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    1. Double once more
      At my shore

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    2. You just like the cat
      So double up at my blog mat

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  6. If you think about it, we could die at any moment from anything.

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    1. Pretty much the case
      Sure doesn't put a smile on one's face

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    2. but odds are good anyone can make it to 60-70

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    3. Yeah, odds are better for that
      Then getting killed by a killer cat

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  7. That's why I prefur to stick close to home!

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  8. That sure sounds like a horrible day for some cat. We can only hope none of us have all that happen to us. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. One would not have a nice day
      Thinking about that at their bay

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  9. If we think about it too much we will never want to leave the house

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  10. Just make 20 Jumping Jacks
    Say: I'm happy and lucky today!
    So it is! Cheers!

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    1. I do more than that most days
      Working out at my maze

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  11. If you really thought about it, we'd never get out of bed in the morning.

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    1. Nope, stay in and sleep
      Never wanting to take any leap

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  12. You haven't met my 16 year old Rosita. She is queen of the universe, master of the field mice, coyote evader, house cat extraordinaire.
    No none of those fears, Just don't think you're going to touch her fur unless she says so. My mom has lived with me for 12 years and Rosie still wanders when I will come to my senses and drop her and my brother off at the human pound. They could touch the fur.

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    1. haha she sure sounds like one
      That knows how to have fun and run
      And regal as can be
      There at your sea

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  13. Those are some ways to die but the one that sticks with me is the German man who had to clean an elephant's den. He was under the elephant's heinie when the elephant made a drop, knocked him out cold and could not breathe so he died from elephant's dung

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    1. Blah to that
      Has to be awful to be killed by elephant scat

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  14. Hmmm, the cat pretty much thinks like I do. grin.

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    1. The cat is in sync with you
      Whatever will we do

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  15. You're not safe from mortality anywhere so you might as well get out and enjoy life. That's my philosophy. :)

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    1. That is a good way to be
      One can croak as they pee lol

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  16. Nowhere is safe
    not even the bed
    if you hide under it
    you could bump your head

    betty

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  17. I think I'll just crawl under the bed!

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    1. Might choke on dust
      Then you may rust

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    1. Unless an earthquake hits
      Then it could be the pits

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  19. Life is precarious for human and feline
    I just might dive and make a beeline
    UTB

    :)

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    1. Watch out for the dust mites
      They can cause frights

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  20. What if this, what if that?/what if I eat a sardine and I wake up a dead cat? :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Then you'd have nasty odor and breath
      To go along with your death lol

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  21. The 'what ifs' could drive you crazy
    and make reality a bit hazy.
    Could prevent you from really living
    as you worry about what fate might be giving!

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    1. That they could do
      As there are more than a few

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  22. We just have to take our chances. Hiding somewhere like a closet would still have a way of killing; those hangers are deadly.

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    1. Very true
      Could poke the eye out at your zoo

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  23. Treasure each moment of life
    we never know what the next moment will bring!

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    1. Yep, could end up in a gutter
      That would make one stutter

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  24. If you finally make it to work.
    There some evil could lurk.
    So true
    At my shoe

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    1. Yeah evil lurks there
      Plenty to spare

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  25. There certainly a lot of things that would snuff out our lights each day. I don't want to think about it too much or I'd have a constant anxiety attack!

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    1. haha anxiety would be on the rise
      If to it all were wise

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  26. Can't avoid strife
    So just live life
    You cannot hide
    From the mortality ride

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    1. Get you in the end
      That is the trend

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    1. Cleaned of shit
      Gets the worms out a bit lol

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