Friday, May 8, 2015

Flipping You Off Today Here At My Bay!

Did you just see what I did there? Did it really make you stare? I just gave you the finger. I even let it linger. You should be so insulted at your sea. You should really give it back to me.

It was such a claim.
The finger came.
Up it went.
Go get bent.

Wait! I got a finger?
It did linger.
But still it was a finger for me?
Oh no! A finger I see.

That is such a threat.
I am now a upset pet.
The finger I caught.
That hurt a whole lot.

It was like a poke to the eye.
A kick below to a guy.
A whack with a bat.
Getting pissed on by a cat.

Wait! What?
Nope, not even a cut.
So what's bad about the finger I got?
Beats this rhyming nut.

Should I be insulted by its mole?
Maybe you like a small flag pole?
I've got a few fingers too.
Can yours go moo?

Why is that insulting anyway?
Oh no! A finger is on display.
Whoopdi friggin doo.
Humans need to get a clue.

Why not give the ass cheek?
That may insult many who peek.
Or take off your shoe and give the toe.
Give everyone a toe jam show.

Pick your nose and flick,
Or give it a good lick.
That can insult too.
Give them the hairy back at your zoo.

But a finger, oh no!
That is so insulting at my show.
I can't take it anymore.
Your finger can really bore.

Doesn't it seem as pointless as can be to be insulted by a finger at your sea? It's like being insulted by an eyeball looking at you. A finger is sure nothing new. Maybe insult someone with no fingers at all by giving them a finger call. But how is a finger crass? Beats my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

123 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Well what do you know...
    Who's back at the Kitty Cat Show?
    Did Truedessa Dear show me big time
    As I forge another kitty rhyme?
    How's Hank The Poetry Tank
    Is he going to the bank
    And buy us Bora Beach
    Or it that place still outta reach?
    Say it ain't so
    I gotta go!

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    1. The one time I thought I might have it...

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    2. I was expecting Truedessa Dear, Alex.

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    3. She has been scoring the top spot this week.

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    4. I know. Plus she is blue
      Minus a blue suede shoe

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    5. I am a bit blue
      now where are my shoes

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    6. Do you like... kitty fur? ;)

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    7. Having a grand old time
      With the #1 chime
      Stopped the ninja wannabe
      By seconds at my sea
      Go copy and paste
      Post haste

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    8. I type real fast
      Will it last?
      Alex was quick
      Truedessa was slick
      But Blue did his trick

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    9. Real fast to copy away
      Can't fool the cat at his bay

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    10. I just did it
      Just get with it :p

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    11. Get on board
      As you snored?

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  2. Replies
    1. Three guesses?
      Could make messes

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    2. If I comment in this space
      Will I be in 4th place?
      Probably not
      Oh snot.

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    3. Nope, but got try
      The cat can spot a lie

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  3. As long as the finger isn't on the trigger of a gun...

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    1. That is true
      The run far far away at your zoo

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    2. Run all the way to Bora if you can
      Then stay and be a free man
      Or cat, if you're the furry type
      Don't believe the hype

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    3. I don't believe the hype at all
      For it isn't as good to live there as one makes on any wall

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    4. True
      A hype won't do
      Except for Scooby Doo

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    5. Maybe not scooby doo
      Scooby snacks hype him up at his zoo

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  4. Keep the ass cheek
    As we speak
    I'd pre fer the finger anytime
    Ad you spin your rhyme ;)

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  5. Haha look at you to go
    I am a bit late for the show

    Good morning alex and Blue
    I happy Friday from me to you

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    1. A Happy Friday
      too early what can I say
      I wanted to make 3 in a row
      overslept so I was a bit slow

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    2. Will there be a showdown on a Saturday morn
      Both a-snoring feeling um... forlorn? :)

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    3. Those "to" sure can go
      "to" by "to" at my show
      Was that too low?
      Damned if I know lol

      Snoring each day
      I'll be #1 tomorrow at my bay
      That count though
      At my show? lol

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    4. I liked it "to"
      As I read a comment about you know who
      (Those "to" who never go boo-boo-hooo)
      Now, where's my blue suede shoe?

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    5. No boo hoo hoo
      From "to" or a shoe

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    6. Not a boo hoo hoo
      Or a boo boo hoo at your shoe

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    7. No boos or hoos
      Giving us views

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    8. Ok you "two" have your fun
      I can have some too..
      Whoopdi friggin do...
      with a to, too, two

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    9. Cat it was too low
      so away I go to where dreams grow
      Take it easy take it slow
      my spirit needs to flow
      a star that has her own glow

      Adios ...

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    10. We had fun
      With our run
      A little low?
      Bah, there the cat will go

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    11. Whoopdi friggin do...
      with a to, too, two
      Scooby Doo!
      Will read your email at my shoe!

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    12. What about a tutu
      On a kangaroo

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  6. Now that you mention it, I do point my ass cheek at my husband (implying 'kiss my ass'), but for some reason, he likes it! Hahaha.

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    1. lmao must make him want to make you do it more
      As he goes about getting on your nerves at your shore

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  7. Ok, cat, you don't have even have fingers!!!! What's your secret to flipping someone off then?? Hehe You can't even point unless you use your whole arm.

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    1. He just grabs a bird and flips it. He can be metaphorical that way.

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    2. What blue said
      Plus the claw can be fed
      Cat can stretch that out with ease
      It is a breeze

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    3. So you finally agree
      At your sea?

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    4. Once in a while
      Agreeing isn't vile

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    5. Let's toast
      From coast to coast

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    6. A toast of water for me
      Here at my sea

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    7. Don't drink
      No water from the sink

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  8. Anger management for all you finger, toe and cheek folks.

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    1. Do they have to sing I feel pretty?
      That may not be too witty

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  9. I've something for you
    At your zoo...
    It's an ass cheek
    Sneak peek;
    A great mystery
    Of (f)art history ----> http://effyeaharthistory.tumblr.com/

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    1. lol fart bubble galore
      Someone sure had ass on the brain at their shore

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  10. The toe might be more offensive, especially if the person's feet smell

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    1. That is true
      More smelly with its view

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  11. As far as fingers go, I get em when I'm driving
    When it's for perfection I am striving.
    Montana people are so rude
    Even lean toward the side of crude
    With fingers, fingers everywhere
    They don't even deserve a stare

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    1. Geez, they want you to rush away
      Flipping you off when not at your bay
      If got it a time or two
      But meh, don't bother me at my zoo

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  12. That is pretty funny to someone a toe. Who knew??? Good idea.

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    1. lol take off the shoe
      And let it hang in view

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  13. There are lots of birds in my yard...I could flip you one!

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    1. Flipping chicken
      Would be finger lickin

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  14. I would have thought you'd like being given the finger Cat. It would almost seem like a promise for an anal probe. A couple of nights ago, whilst sitting outside looking at the stars, I thought I heard a high pitched yowl coming from the North. And I thought to myself, "Yep, it's the Cat. He must have been out with his tail up in the air just waiting for those aliens to appear."

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    1. Aliens are more discrete and better at it than humans though
      The cat does want to use a human that would cause a youtube show
      Then at every shack
      He'd give people a heart attack

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    2. There's always that freaky dude you found through Fiver. I'll never forget that vid you had done for me. It was epic.

      It's 90 fecking degrees here, so I'm hiding inside. Which gives me time to troll around commenting.

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    3. lmao the freaky dude sure got the job done
      Even freakier than I expected with his run
      Damn that is hot
      Still have to wear a coat at our plot

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  15. HA! Good point. A flicked booger would be MUCH more insulting.

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    1. Yep, waaay more
      And nasty to boot at ones shore

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  16. lol, it is funny to think about- what is that so offensive??? An ass cheek would definitely be worse (and a lot more effort to try and produce in times of anger!). I like the ones that Monica & Ross came up with in Friends to avoid getting in trouble in front of their parents.

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    1. Yeah the ass cheek would be way more
      Especially if it was a big one at your shore

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  17. If, on the street,
    an ass cheek you peek.
    Sakes alive!
    How can he drive?

    Better to linger
    for a middle finger.

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    1. A talented fellow
      Who can't bellow
      So with a cheek in the air
      Oh wait, it' his head with no hair

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  18. A bird can sit on the finger
    Even linger
    if the person a singer,
    a friend, not 'flip a bird'
    ringer.

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    1. As long as it doesn't go
      Then it be friend to foe

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  19. I'm not even going to tell you what my mom told us kids the meaning behind flipping someone the bird, because some would get mad. But boy, did it make us stop. LOL!

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    1. lol oh now you have to tell all
      Doesn't bother me at my hall

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  20. I'm not even going to tell you what my mom told us kids the meaning behind flipping someone the bird, because some would get mad. But boy, did it make us stop. LOL!

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    1. No meaning twice?
      That's not nice

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  21. Don't want any finger pointed at me
    No matter what kind of gesture it might be
    I rather try to live harminously with people
    and let us all try to be

    betty

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    1. Harmony you say
      Like Mary Poppins at your bay
      That just popped in
      At my bin

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  22. Oh, yeah? *holds up little finger*

    This is feather. You don't even rate the whole bird.

    ;)

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    1. lol that may be more rude
      As it comes with attitude

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  23. A few years ago my nephew got in trouble for using his naughty finger to point. But, my mom always does it too.

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    1. Just wants to make sure all see it
      No need to have a fit haha

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  24. I don't point fingers...I show the whole fist.

    Wait, that sounded naughtier than it was meant to...

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    1. lol that could be a taken the wrong way
      If a gutter head were in play

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  25. I know people who point with their middle finger. It makes me chuckle every time.

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    1. haha they just do it
      As they point at each hit

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  26. I am one who has given the finger
    I can't deny this and I have let it linger.
    If someone does it to me
    I often laugh and wave, you should see
    them really get angry
    that pleases me

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    1. lol I do that too
      Laugh and wave right in their view

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  27. I just consider the source and ignore it. They're not worth the trouble.

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    1. Not worth it at all
      At many a hall

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  28. Hey Pat in the Hatt
    And a rhyming cat
    Because of you
    This be true
    A one figure salute
    Aint that cute....

    Gary, Gary, quite contrary...

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    1. Not two?
      Damn, have to try harder at my zoo

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  29. There are times when giving someone the finger just feels so great! I have to be careful down here though, because it upsets people and many of them have guns!

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    1. lol thankfully here they will just try and run you over
      Or maybe bite you like a rover

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  30. Haven't flipped someone off in a very long time.
    But they deserved it for their crimes. lol....

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    1. lol you flipping one off?
      Damn, must have really made you scoff

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  31. I see a lot of people using the finger when they are driving. I prefer to lay on the horn. I think it's more offensive.

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    1. And harder on the ears
      With the honking cheers

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    2. hahaha I hate when someone honks the horn

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    3. lmao I'd be afraid to get shot down there
      So would just give an evil glare

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  32. Ha, if you give someone the finger
    no friends will long linger
    unless you are a famous pop singer!

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    1. Then they'll flock
      As the pop singer does squawk

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  33. Can't remember
    The last time I flipped the bird
    Canadians are always polite
    Or so I've heard

    Ha!

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  34. I've been known to flip a finger or two. Sometimes it says what you need to say.

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    1. That it might
      When caught in sight

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