It has been a little bit since the cat stopped you from putting your foot in it. In what you ask? Why that would be the thing that drinks from a flask. So today we are going to give a go things you can say to your mechanic but not your partner flow.
I think she's in need of fluids.
Piss off more than druids.
Or maybe just get drunk.
That may stop any funk.
Can you clean under the hood?
May get whacked with wood.
Maybe hit with the couch.
Could make all a grouch.
It looks a bit deflated on that side.
Hmmm make one lose their pride.
Could go either way.
Neither may have a good day.
There is something wrong with the rear view.
Much throwing of things could ensue.
You better dodge and cover.
May no longer have a lover.
It's riding low to the ground.
That might be okay only for a hound.
Otherwise you may get a kick.
Right to your umm wick.
The gas mileage no longer lasts very long.
That could be all kinds of wrong.
Might not even get a little thrill.
Time for a blue pill?
Something is imbalanced somewhere.
May get the crazy eyed stare.
Hey, at least you'd be right.
Although you may be murdered in the middle of the night.
She no longer opens up like she used to.
Hmmm do you still want to view?
May lose your eyes,
Or be food for flies.
I thought I had a limited edition but it's like any other.
You may go screaming home to your mother.
If you are able to make it that far.
May get hit by your limited edition car.
She seats too many some days.
That could cause a craze.
And maybe, sorta death.
Enjoy your last breath.
there we are, the cat has helped out humans once again near and far.
Don't say the cat is never nice to you. Sometimes you are better off
saying moo. Hmmm that may go wrong as well. Maybe never speak where you
dwell? That would also get some sass. Sure beats my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.