The cat went into a trance and did a little dance. Or was that they other way around? Either way, some more headlines were found. Did you think I was through? I have to bring future news to you.
2019: The Blue Guy farts and causes a riot.
Damn, a fart like that means he needs a better diet.
2034: Marvel announces phase 6.
Old man Iron Man plays pick up sticks.
2054: Blabber still has tons of shampoo.
I guess one bottle will never do.
2073: Fish walk out of the sea.
Yeah, they walk right out and greet thee.
2036: A meteor brings little green beans.
Damn, alien beans must make scenes.
2048: Coconuts fall from the sky.
Those aliens are giving food a try.
2037: Lottery commission admits the lottery is rigged.
I knew things were re-jigged.
3038: The Earth gets renamed to Ground.
My, that is just oh so profound.
6069: Apes rule Ground.
They let cats stick around.
2222: Many marry on Feb. 22 at 22 hours 22 minutes and 22 seconds in the night.
Damn, the crazies humans and their long headlines that take flight.
5555: Robots kill many humans through love.
I guess they squash them when landing from above?
2026: The Walking Dead is still on.
Those zombies sure can spawn.
2029: Betsy stubs her toe.
I guess the news wanted everyone to know?
2030: Chips go in every humans head.
Pffft put a chip in me and you'll end up dead.
2043: Flying cars still aren't real.
That is good with all the nuts behind the wheel.
2057: Stargate SG1 comes back.
Must be a redo or a geriatric pack.
2038: A dam breaks and floods a town.
More info? Like where it went down?
2039: Name of flooded town found.
And still screwing us around.
2067: Americans are too fat to even run for cancer.
I guess they missed their calling as a sofa dancer?
2047: The Oxford Dictionary adds 500 new words to it.
Damn, do you think there is another way to say umm shit?
Bah, the cat isn't full of that. I just ducked down and left Pat some scat. Ready to live on Ground? That has to impress a hound. Some strange headlines you humans create. Some have an awful fate. There is stubbing a toe and some lethal gas. I am glad it does not happen to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.