Friday, May 15, 2015

Pat Can Rock Around The Clock!

So the cat should be annoyed at Pat, taking the credit and all of that, but he can get the nice rap. The cat will stay snarky and pelt unwanteds with his crap. It is in a can after all. Hey, you've been warned if you come near my hall.


The ninja wannabe says Pat rocks.
The cat has to agree.
Does that cause shocks?
While just follow along with me.

The cat is fine to embrace.
Pat does feed me after all.
So I'm not between a rock and a hard place.
Aren't they both hard like a solid wall?

That could get rated R.
But I'm snip snip.
So I won't get very far.
Nothing hard down there to grip.

I don't want to rock the boat.
Then it might tip over.
Unless it's weighed down by a goat,
Or maybe a fat rover.

Instead I'll get my rocks off.
How can that be?
Not that I want to scoff,
But wouldn't I need rocks on me to get some off of me?

I haven't hit rock bottom yet.
You can count on the cat.
Being a 4 month ahead pet,
My blog won't go splat.

I'm steady as a rock.
I won't even move around.
What is with all this me talk?
Pat rocks and has been found.

That mini ninja spy was here.
I showed you a week or so ago.
He sang like a chipmunk and hurt my ear,
That is when he spotted it at our show.

He must have had the clones relay the news,
And the ninja wannabe found out.
Then away he did cruise,
Sending the news out and about.

What news is that?
Why it is Pat rocks.
It won't be disputed by the cat.
On the floor he even knocks.

 
Do you see what I mean? He rocks with ease at our scene. Back and forth he goes. When he stops, who knows. Rocking in a rocking chair. He rocks with ease at our lair. When I don't take it that is. Hey, I like the rocking biz. What? I took it literally you say? Pffft, that is what the ninja wannabe meant at his bay. You can't fool the cat. Pat is too boring for anything else at our blog mat. Now I have cleared up the rock with my sass. The blog world has now be rocked by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

83 comments:

  1. Testing reboot.... 1....2....
    Scooby Doo....
    Blue suede shoe...

    HELLO CAT!
    What's up at your bay?
    You reckon this is gonna be a fun day?
    It just might
    Where's your kite?
    Hey, where's Hank The Poetry Tank?
    Is he on his way to the bank?
    Well I'm a-keeping this one short
    Got papers to grade...
    Such a sport!

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    1. Could just give all A's
      Leaves them all in a daze
      Thinking you are the best
      Then whoopsy, F's on every test

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    2. No Blue, not the Bank
      But long winding road again!

      Hank

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    3. Round and round
      The roads you're found?

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  2. The cat has to agree?
    In the place to be?
    Well, maybe it's true...
    Maybe Pat rocks... Scooby Doo!

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    1. Pat rocks back and forth
      South to north

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    2. As you rock from coast to coast
      In the place to be!

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    3. Rock around the clock
      Even if the cat does mock

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  3. You can't fool the cat indeed...what a lovely read!

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    1. The cat is in the know
      Here at his show

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  4. Now you have me singing that old song, "Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby, rock the boat, don't tip the boat over".

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    1. Don't think I know that one
      So won't get stuck in my head with its run

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  5. Rock around the christmas tree if you're Santa's baby
    You can get a sparkler, maybe, maybe maybe
    Or you can rock out on the porch in a rocking chair
    Be just like the rednecks or the old gray mare
    Rocking ninja warriors can create a fuss
    If you're a complainer, there's the nearest bus

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    1. Jump on the bus
      Get taken away by old Gus
      Have him rock around the clock
      Hmm that may be a crock

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  6. My Dad has rocks in his head, does that count?

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    1. lol just might
      Can they peek out the ear in sight

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  7. Sorry, cat - Pat does rock. Deal with it!

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    1. Hmph, the cat will bury your mini me more
      Here at our shore

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  8. The cat looks comfy in Pat's chair

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    1. He likes that chair
      With hair to spare

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  9. Pat does rock, he is very talented
    you need to remember that cat
    one day he may replace you
    and then you will go splatt!

    betty

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    1. Pfft the cat will give his leg a scar
      He won't get very far

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  10. Of course Pat rocks
    he rocks around the clock
    tick tock, tick tock...
    he rocks breaking locks
    tick tock, tick tock
    to here his followers flock
    tick tock, tick tock
    cat chews Pat's' socks
    tick tock, tick tock
    who will be #1 tops
    tick tock, tick tock
    cat likes to hide in a box
    tick tock, tick tock
    as Pat just simply rocks!!!

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    1. lol Pat is a thief
      Good grief
      Breaking those locks
      Causing home owners shocks
      How rude is that?
      I may end up a homeless cat haha

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    2. A lot of ticks and a lot of tocks
      At the Pat Hatt Kitty Cat sea that rocks

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    3. Follow the clock
      It can walk

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  11. I think the cat may be too literal today

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    1. I think he's faking it and the cat doesn't give up the seat. Looks like pure blissful contentment to me. And I think his cats are spoiled (that's a good thing). ;)

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    2. That he may be
      But not admitted by me

      The cat only gives it up when he needs to go
      Spoiled as can be at our show

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  12. Doesn't look like Pat's rocking in that last pic... that looks like cat to meeeeeeeeeeeeee. :) :)

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    1. lol Pat rocked in it years ago
      Before I came to his show

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  13. I think the cat and pat should have a rocking competition. Winner gets a treat!!! I'll judge. :)

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    1. What would the treat be
      Pat doesn't eat much at our sea lol

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  14. Poor cat! Pat rocks!
    Maybe you could hide his socks!
    But we all know where credit is due:
    to snarky rhyming you!

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    1. The snark wins the day
      To the cat at our bay

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  15. That cat should be so proud of his Dad!
    And celebrate all the success he has had!
    As a matter of fact his dad did some good,
    made the cat a household name in my hood.

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    1. lol I guess the cat can get behind that
      AS all now know the cat

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  16. That's one powerful ninja.
    Made you rhyme binge...uh.
    So go rock, go roll.
    The ninja has a heart of gold!

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    1. Is it worth a ton
      Steal, sell it and run

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  17. Your cat seems unimpressed
    and he is not distressed
    that his daddy rocks.
    He just says "Bullocks!
    Now go fetch my meal
    pamper me that is the deal."

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    1. That is the way
      Here at our bay
      Clean our crap
      To the Pat chap

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  18. Congrats Pat, well deserved.

    Yvonne.

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  19. Congratulations on your rocking award!

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  20. Oh, where separation takes roots,
    Pat ...and Cat - big rocks!
    One team, sun beams
    them both, website suits!

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  21. At this point in time, my brain just starts rattling rhyme the minute I see a new post. Rock, block, dock, frock, flock, lock, mock....

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    1. Pat may think so
      Not the cat though

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  23. orlin N cassie...ya noe what else rockz....gravel!! hope thiz commint
    postz coz de damn inter webs bee messed up heer two day~~~~~ happee
    fry day!

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    1. It posted away
      At my bay
      That gravel sure rocks
      Can take a few hard knocks

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  24. Cat looks settled
    In the rocking mood
    Smiling at your rocks
    Not trying to be lewd

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    1. He shall try day and night
      Lewd is his plight

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  25. Cat looks smug, like he stole the chair from you. "I defy you, Pat, to dare to move me!"

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  26. Pat definitely does rock
    to the enjoyment of his flock!

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    1. The cat will pretend to agree
      While I go chew on a flea

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  27. Each winter down in Arizona I hear
    There's a Rock and Roll of cheer
    Perhaps you and Pat should get on board
    Maybe you'd even win another award!

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    1. Escape the snow?
      Count us in for the cheer show

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  28. "Pat Can Rock Around The Clock!"
    Rocking Bill Haley he gets to mock
    The Cat does it too
    Rocking away he flew
    They might to put them all in locks

    Hank

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    1. The cat shall mock
      Any of rock
      With each rhyme
      On a dime

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  29. Who knew rocking could be so soothing? The cat totally rocks that chair!

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    1. The cat has it down
      Here at our town

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    1. Cassie is too prissy
      The cat says pffft to the missy

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  31. Well don't rock-a-bye baby,. You know what happened to that cradle

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    1. Pat will fall
      And give a cat call?

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  32. It's not a lock,
    I also rock
    Don't go half cock
    Nothing to mock

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    1. The cat likes to mock
      Around the clock

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  33. Nice job, Pat, I like it, lol!
    Hey, cat you still rule but ya gotta give some kudos to Pat. After all he got you that cool rocking chair and blanket. He doesn't complain, much, about all the hair. Gives you good kibbles. You have to admit that without Pat you would be such popular cat.

    Oh, and cat? Burying the mini Alex is futile. :-D

    Sia McKye Over Coffee

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    1. Burying he shall go
      Fun to do you know
      Pat does keep the cat happy
      So I won't get too yappy

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  34. Well done, you've provided us with lots of fun, so lets get Orlin out and celebrate with burgers and stout!

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    1. Orlin would run quick
      If he got out and had his pick

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