Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Pffft It Away, Come What May!


Pffffft is fun to say.
Makes all go away.
So Pffffft it up today,
Come what may!

A bad review.
Wait, there's two.
Don't be blue,
A Pfffft will do.

Some writer's block.
Don't sit and gawk.
Go for a walk.
Pfffft to undo brain lock.

Writing going slow?
The word count won't grow?
Created one new row?
Pffft and away you go.

Pffft with me.
Pffft with glee.
Pffft just be.
Let the Pffft fly free.

Got a Twitter hater.
Maybe some gator?
Just a lie and waiter?
Pfffft them into a crater.

Kids in the way?
Dog want to play?
Cat having its say?
Pffft and enjoy the day.

A bit behind.
Out of your mind?
In a bind?
Pffft to the grind.

Low on dough?
Not in the know?
Stub your toe?
Let the Pfffft flow.

Pfffft insecurity away.
Have a nice day.
Pffft the small stuff.
Don't huff and puff.

Now my pffffting is through. Did I get through to you? Have some pffffting you need to do? Yeah I lost a screw. But that left a long time ago. So pfffft high and low. So just Pfffft to all the sass like my pfffft-ing little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.

112 comments:

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    1. Hmm - How could this be
      number one at your sea
      pfffft to the small stuff
      then you won't get in a huff
      now, I am off to start the day
      as I have to go away..

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    2. In with time to spare
      Today at my lair
      Blue and Hank
      might be stuck in a snow bank

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    3. Hey... my comment just went poof!
      Anyway.... Blue was on the road like a toad
      Or a goat in a boat
      Truedessa is number one
      Such fun
      At the Kitty Cat Show
      Look at you go!
      Will it be two at your shoe
      Undaunted by some Grumpy Goo?
      Where's Hank today?
      Won't he come and play?

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    4. Hank must be on the road too
      As you both missed #1 coming due

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    5. That it is
      With the 9-5 biz

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  2. A good pffft is relieving for sure. Too bad it doesn't work for big things. ;)

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    1. Yeah can't pffft the big things away
      Maybe a double pffft at ones bay

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    2. Need a snack
      At your shack

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  3. That first negative review
    will make me stew
    but then I'll learn to grow
    and not give a row
    about what people think
    not letting them push me over the brink
    and I'll use their hatred as fuel
    and be so uberly cool!

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    1. No need to stew
      Just get them in view
      They'll see your one eye
      And away they'll fly lol

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  4. I don't know what to say. Oh pfffft.

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    1. Pffft works indeed
      Here at my feed

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  5. Haters gonna hate! That's my motto.

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  6. I've used worse words than that! Pffft!!! I'll have to try that. Right now I'm to the point where I just can't take another bad customer service experience. We moved and I've learned a lot about how little most companies care about us.

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    1. Pffft won't get you in trouble
      If kiddies are around hiding behind rubble
      Oh yeah, most companies suck
      Customer service you are shit outta luck

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  7. I'll take the spam, spam, spam, Pffft, spam, and Pffft please!
    With all of it, why stress?

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    1. Yeah, it will come either way
      No sense stressing at ones bay

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  8. Pfffft away, at your bay -
    Pfffft is one of my favourite things to say.
    I'll come Pffffft with thee
    At your sea!

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  9. Love to go for a walk
    Pfffft to undo brain lock
    Now, I whistle whole day
    Pffffffffffff -hey!

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    1. lol whistle while you walk
      With a little pffft talk

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  10. Lol!!! OK, Cat, pfft pfft to you. Hehehe You're right!! That was fun to say. :)

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  11. Now that snow is gone and rain is here
    Slugs are thriving in my garden dear
    Up before dawn, flashlight in hand
    I fight them with caffeine to the last stand
    Then off to work I must go
    Then back at home the battle will grow
    Perhaps "Pffft!" I should instead say
    And let them have their hungry way...

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    1. Well at least that way
      In bed you could stay
      And get some sleep
      There at your keep

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  12. "Pffft It Away, Come What May!"
    Not that one has nothing to say
    Writer's block
    Will only mock
    Pfffft to all the irritants to go away!

    Hank

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    1. Make them all go
      With a pffft high and low

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  13. Oh, I'm going to Pfft this day away...:-) Great encouragement!!

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    1. Pffft every which way
      And away goes the day

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  14. Sometimes ya just gotta have a good hissy pffft!!!

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    1. That you do
      But watch the spit at your zoo

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  15. Some days you want it to go away
    Others you want them to stay and stay
    Just say Pffft and whistle a tune
    Maybe the dish DID run away with the spoon

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    1. And the cow jumped over the moon?
      You telling me I should believe a cartoon?

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  16. A little pffft can take you a long way

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  17. The perfect antidote to my guilt over Distraction: pfffft! Thank you, Pat! Have a great day as you pfffft away!

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  18. I have always needed some word to say when those moments happen. Not one to use profanity, now I have 'pffft'. Thanks, Pat.

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    1. Pffft works when you can't use duck
      Can easily pass the buck

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  19. It's hard to rhyme with Pfft
    There's...sfft? Ffft? Tfft?
    I think I'll stick with *bleep*
    Oh, pfft!

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    1. Bleepity bleep
      Doesn't come cheap

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  20. Hahah this kind of reminded me of "Dumb & Dumber"

    Harry Dunne: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
    Lloyd Christmas: Pfffft! Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

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    1. 40 hours a week is a drain
      They had it sorta right at their lane

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  21. A pffft here
    a pffft there
    just don't pffft
    in your underwear.

    Jesus, I'm so juvenile. Hey thanks for stopping by today, it means a lot. I've been gone so long I'm not sure how many folks have deleted me from their blogrolls, thinking I've quit blogging.

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    1. lol Pat wear's none
      So down his leg the pffft would run

      The cat will always be around
      To chew he viking fat and astound

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    2. You go commando? I do as well, but as I don't wear dresses no one is the wiser. Undies just chafe don't they. And when one is in a hurry, who needs the extra step of pulling down knickers before things go kesplat all over the toilet seat.

      Good God, I'm disgusting. But at least I don't suckle at the teats of a Viking woman.


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    3. lmao, yeah they chafe and are rather restricting to my region down there
      Now I can yank down my zipper and go with time to spare
      I try not to splat on the seat though
      My ocd finds that nasty don't you know

      The cat is tops
      As those teats flips and flops

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  22. Pffft is fun to say. So pffft to all the haters out there. ;)

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    1. Pffft to each one
      Away they will run

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  23. Pffft is fun to say. So pffft to all the haters out there. ;)

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  24. We love that work, pfft.Net time I lose it, I sure will pfffffft. I can just pffffft everything. Great post.

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    1. Pfffting everything can work
      Pffft sure is a perk

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  25. I am going to remember Pffft
    when faced with something at work
    it is much better to say Pffft
    than you jerk

    (to my employers)

    betty

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    1. That it sure is
      With the work biz

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  26. pfffffffting all cares away!

    Thanks for the solution
    already feeling better
    life water off a ducks back
    pffffft and pffffft and pfffffft!

    No rhyme, but pffffffting anyway!

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    1. Pfffting works any day
      No rhyme needed on display

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  27. Pffffft is my watchword for today.
    To hell with work
    it’s time time to play.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Play away
      Toss the work in the bay

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  28. Pffft to my To Do List
    I try not to get p!$$ed
    And slam my fists
    From which I must desist
    One day at a time
    With the help from a rhyme
    I'll be fine
    As long as I Pffft with a margarita and a twist of lime

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    1. Then you might get drunk
      And end up in a pfffft-ing funk

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  29. I loved this and am going to bookmark it for all those days when Writer's Block gets the best of me. ♥

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    1. Pffft it away
      And write come what may

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  30. I loved this and am going to bookmark it for all those days when Writer's Block gets the best of me. ♥

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  31. Well now pfffting is on my to do list lol

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    1. lol can get it done fast
      Pffft the do to list in the past

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  32. Love it! Pffft will be my word of the day!

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  33. orlin N cassie....

    coz we dont noe what else ta say, pfffffft....whats with de vacuum kleener on yur blog header ?? ~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. That got stunk up
      Pffft to it and it's evil hiccup

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  34. Please serve me up
    A big heaping cup
    Of pfffffft for the day
    I like it that way

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    1. Pffft on the way
      To your pfffting bay

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  35. Hard to believe the cat suffers from writer's block/it 's punctual and accurate like a clock.

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Never suffered from it yet
      You can't stop the pet

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  36. Awww, this reminds me of when my character is arguing with he alter ego. He says, "pfft!" and his alter ego says, "don't pfft me!"

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    1. lol a pffting vest
      Sure the pfft has zest

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  37. I agree with the Pfffft!
    I am never in short shrift
    with that pfffft. I use my right hand
    to emphasize Pffft in a grand
    gesture and the woes can fly away
    , hell, I used it twice today!

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    1. lol let the hands fly
      When givving pfffting a try

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  38. Pfffft!! Good word for today.

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  39. Sometimes pffting is easier to do than other times. I try to steer clear of reviews generally.

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  40. A pfffft is easy to do when you need to move on at your zoo

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  41. How do you pronounce that, anyway?
    Is the P silent at your bay? hahaha...
    And your lines are centered this time.
    Makes for a neat and tidy rhyme!

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    1. lol the p comes due
      I try not to spit when I send it through
      Usually with a pic
      I center them some slick

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  42. Sounds like good advice to me. It sounds kind of like that infamous song, "Let It Go."

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    1. ugg, that thing can get in ones head
      I'll pffft what it said

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  43. Pffffting comes in handy when I know what I want to say, but I also know I shouldn't say it.

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    1. haha yeah sometimes have to keep mouth shut
      And just pffft a nut

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  44. Pffffting comes in handy when I know what I want to say, but I also know I shouldn't say it.

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  45. Wonderful post Pat. enjoyable to read as always.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Glad it was grand
      Here in my land

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  46. Some day I say pffft each day
    uninspired here at my bay
    and then at night I say pfft again
    hoping for dreams that bring words to my den!

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    1. Dreams can bring forth much
      As they show things and such

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  47. Some days the only thing you can do is pfffffft.

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    1. Pffft each and every day
      At ones bay

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