Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Round Thirty Four Takes The Tour!

The search engine nuts are never lacking. They keep on coming with their yacking. Some can really yack. They can make up their own search engine pack. For case and point, see the first at my joint.

drink alcohol quotes you are drunk only if you can lie on the floor without letting the bottle down

Wow is all I can say, someone sure likes to waste their day. I hope it was a copy and paste. Maybe they were drunk and had time to waste?

hatt is my friend, patrick

A friend to you? Not so sure at my zoo.

dogs and one cat

Yeah takes a bunch to win against any cat that makes a mutt spin.

you little bug eyed creep

Now that is just rude. What's with the attitude?

hammer it wax that ass

Ummm err ouch I'd say. No waxing at my bay.

minging feet

A zombie foot fan. Maybe there is a clan?

cartoon character with cigar in his mouth big nose

Teaching the kids to smoke? Maybe on the cigar he'll choke.

dog f***s cat

Ewww to that dingbat. Not this cat.

tobbot

Is that an upside down hobbit? Maybe you have to lob it?

pumpkins and jeans and looks like is mooning you

A pumpkin moon ought to make the Halloween Nazi swoon.

zombies in love rhyme

A bite and a kiss
Utter zombies bliss.
It your brains are eaten,
The love pot will sweeten.

a squashed giraffe

Umm err why? Some giraffe hating girl or guy?

Clad dad ob a horse

What does that even mean? Maybe your brain needs some Mr. Clean.

Cat sitting on a butt fart

Can you sit on a fart? Some may take it to heart.

And now the winner sure may make you lose your dinner. So if you just ate you may want to look away to avoid such a fate. You were warned once again at my sea. So don't say I didn't try and help thee.

Tasty cougar milf panties on my clohesline

hmmm redundant using both? Did your lunch go south? Or are you such a panty eater? Maybe you are just that kind of trick or treater? The cat really doesn't want to know. So feel free to keep it on the down low. But enjoy your eating of each older lass. So nasty to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

103 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Hank was just passing
      But managed to sneak in
      When no one's looking!

      Hank

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    2. Harrrr I'm still a-snoring!
      When you were a-scoring haha!

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    3. Blue, good morning
      It's always healthy to be snoring!

      Hank


      Hank

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    4. In for the win
      At my bin
      As blue snores
      Dreams or smores?

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  2. Such a spin, must be a fin, your friend, with a grin

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  3. "The search engine nuts are never lacking"
    Such 'great wits' but others are just smiling
    Will let them be
    Waste their energy
    They'll be back with familiar idiotic grins!

    Hank

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    1. They always come back
      Searches they never lack

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  4. I would take it as a compliment if anyone thought my panties were tasty enough to hang on their clothesline!

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  5. Hammer it wax that ass?
    Um... no, thank you. Maybe tomorrow.

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    1. Might feel good
      Being all smooth in your hood lol

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  6. And number thirty five -
    They're looking to swive
    Cats in a hat;
    Save them Pat!

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    1. I'll push them off a cliff
      After the cat gives them a good gas whiff

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  7. Ain't no perv gonna hang my bloomers on their line
    They'll just get the bloomer panty fine
    Who are they calling a little bug eyed creep?
    Cat bite em in foot and perhaps they'll weep
    They're out again with cracks not wise
    But with their brain it's no surprise

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    1. No surprise at all
      There at their hall
      So how much is the fine?
      If the dash and dine lol

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  8. "Pumpkins and jeans looks like it is mooning you" LOL...I know exactly what photo they are trying to find!!! Very popular at Halloween!

    I use search engines for blog photos sometimes. I hope I don't sound that dumb!

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    1. Yeah, I used that one here
      So that is why they are near

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  9. A lot of quotes and someones are really curious and new for me!!

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    1. New they are
      As they find my sand bar

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  10. A lot of quotes and someones are really curious and new for me!!

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    1. Pfft to me lol
      happens again!! Sorry!

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    2. Pfft to me lol
      happens again!! Sorry!

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    3. lol a pfffting away
      Double the pffft at my bay

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    4. Does once more
      At my shore lol

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  11. Yep, those are some doozies. And woe be to the cat whose got a dog trying to give them the big romance, oh vey!

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    1. lol the cat would be traumatized after that
      Or the dog would die from the cat

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  12. Search engines have no brain
    they are a blogger's bane
    they search without shame
    blogs of those with some fame
    they don't visit my shore
    as I have closed the door
    I don't invite them in
    as I don't enjoy their spin!

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    1. Good way to be
      Pull the welcome mat at your sea
      Then they'll go away
      And you'll have a nice day

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  13. lol....maybe tasty is a typo
    and they meant nasty down below.
    Where these searches find you
    I haven't got a clue.

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    1. lol the t is far from the n though
      But you never know
      Some are just so weird as they find me
      But I use them at my sea

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  14. Lmao at the squished giraffe!! Hahahaha how would one even accomplish this feat?? Poor Giraffe. :(

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    1. lol maybe a plane crashed on it
      Squished it to umm spit

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  15. LMAO...you are funny! Too many lines I like in this one to list them all. Thanks for the giggles.:)

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  16. LMAO...you are funny! Too many lines I like in this one to list them all. Thanks for the giggles.:)

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  17. Zombies in love will probably be the next thing they go to with zombies

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    1. Would not doubt that
      From some dingbat

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  18. How would someone squash a giraffe?

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    1. A wrecking ball?
      Maybe humpty dumpty had a great fall

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  19. I like it when you do these posts Cat. Now I can see how typing "cat sitting on a butt fart" would bring people here (consider all the gas passing jokes). But what I can't fathom is why someone would type that into a search engine.

    I know what a cougar is. I think it's one of those pathetic older ladies so desperate for attention they make fools of themselves trying to get young men into bed with them. But what does milf mean?

    Ya, I stopped by today as I had some unexpected free time.

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    1. M(other) I('d) L(ike) (to) F(*ck)

      I'm not entirely sure why you think an older woman is pathetic for or making a fool of themselves for wanted to do that. Kind of a rude comment. :/

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    2. Yeah, they sure come out of the woodwork to find me
      The gas I get at my sea
      But the other stuff just like what the umm duck
      And no idea what so ever why anyone would type such things in unless they were making a buck
      That is a cougar indeed
      I've had a few at my feed
      Run far far far away
      And I shall not play lol

      She got milf right
      Can't believe you didn't know that at your site
      American Pie used it a ton
      With it Stifler's mom run

      Some older women are as desperate as can be
      It can be quite pathetic to see lol

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    3. Wish I hadn't asked. Thank God my son and all his friends are gay :)

      Ya, it's pretty sad when women get desperate and needy. The hubby says guys call them "hump and dumps" ;lol

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    4. lol well at least now you know
      I've heard them called that also

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  20. Tasty panties and farts oh my!

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    1. Run under the bed
      And rest your head

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  21. Hah, funny! I imagine google has a kick with some of the odd stuff I search for. More along the lines of 'how long does it take a body to decompose' and stuff like that. :)

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    1. haha yeah google sees it all
      The NSA also reads the writing on the wall
      So may have to watch the body searching stuff
      Or they could get in a huff

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  22. Why would someone want to squash a giraffe? hmm..A giraffe is rather tall it might squash them. You get the funniest hits, but none can match the cats wits.

    Hope you have a good day at your bay...enjoying life your way...

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    1. Not sure why they would want to do that
      Or why they'd fine the cat
      But whatever
      The cat cat retort oh so clever

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  23. Grrrrrr, I miss reading these so much! I still read some but anyone who is logged into google and then googles to get to my blog, their search terms are blocked. It's so annoying! I used to love reading all the insane things people search. These are so funny!

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    1. Oh, I never knew that one
      Maybe that is why I have gotten less lately under my sun

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  24. Ick with the panties on the line
    that is going to be in my mind
    all day as I work
    whoever did that one was a jerk

    betty

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    1. lmao scrub your mind
      Such jerks are one of a kind

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  25. There's some nasty people in this world!

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    1. That there are
      Case and point above at my sand bar

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  26. These revelations have to be some of my favorite of your blog posts. A testament to the reading and writing skills of the web surfers or most surfers tend to surf when drunk?

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    1. Yeah they are fun to do
      Some have to be drunk or have many a loose screw

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  27. They walk among us and they Google!! MOL

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    1. lol that they do
      Scary at every zoo

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  28. Really have to wonder about that last one.
    Guess you need to write more zombie love poems.

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    1. I suppose zombie love is in the air
      Maybe they like theirs medium rare?

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  29. There are truly very odd and uncouth people around.

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    1. That there are
      As they visit my sand bar

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  30. Yep, you had some weird ones once again.

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    1. The weird like me
      Guess it's because I'm crazy

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  31. These are beyond strange and some I can't even understand. Oh my-are these actual humans? Give me cats and dogs over these humans any day

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    1. Yep, cats and dogs win the day
      Over these nuts in every way

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  32. What if a hat was your only friend?

    Talk about lonely

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    1. Yeah, lonely as can be
      But it wouldn't talk back to thee

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  33. orlin N cassie

    south paper cloudee ringz burgerz on 77 buttz oh azz tella fone callz

    ♥♥♥

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    1. lol that will get a search nut or two
      Here at my zoo

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  34. They're getting weirder by the day
    With bizarre search terms at your bay
    By publishing them here
    You'll be inviting even more, I fear... :)

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    1. haha that I may be
      But gives ammo for me

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  35. I like the: hatt is my friend, patrick:)

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    1. That was a nice one
      Out of the scary run

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  36. I used to love to watch search engine wars
    I would watch them like bulls and Minotaurs
    I knew visitors' os, screen res, and lunch
    It told me so much more than a bunch
    But never as much as a tasty milf panty
    With that I would have to become vigilante
    And make sure that no one's clotheslines
    Were set up to look like cougar milf shrines

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    1. haha a clothesline helper
      Turning the milf lovers into a yelper
      Could make a foe
      Doing that at your show
      Then be locked in a battle for life
      Over the clothesline strife

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  37. An argument with my brother.
    I gave the search engine angina.
    Hadda find out: lay, poop, or other?
    So I Googled "Chicken Vaginas."

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    1. lol so you are one
      Find what you were looking for with your chicken run

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    2. By the way:
      They don't lay eggs with a vagina.
      Neither do they poop them.
      They have something called a "cloaca."
      True.
      Who knew?

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    3. Well that I never knew
      Go google at your zoo

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  38. I would say google loves you and sends all the lost souls to you. Well, either lost of a little nutty. Or a lot nutty.

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    1. A lot nutty I'd say
      At the end of the day

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  39. To squash a giraffe
    You'd have to be tall
    Or use a ladder
    If you're like me and small.

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    1. Or a wrecking ball
      Prop it up and let it fall

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  40. Gotta say "cat sitting on a butt fart"
    Made me snort a laugh
    And I think of Kids in the Hall
    Re squishing the giraffe

    "I crush your head!"

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    1. Never watched that one
      Under my rhyming sun

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  41. Well, it must be a comfort to know that if all else fails, you have at least one stalker friend out there in the universe, you bug eyed creep!

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    1. lol one stalker just for me
      How nice of my bug eyes to see

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  42. Really!!! You see people searching for all that crap.?

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    1. They find me
      While searching at their sea

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