drink alcohol quotes you are drunk only if you can lie on the floor without letting the bottle down
Wow is all I can say, someone sure likes to waste their day. I hope it was a copy and paste. Maybe they were drunk and had time to waste?
hatt is my friend, patrick
A friend to you? Not so sure at my zoo.
dogs and one cat
Yeah takes a bunch to win against any cat that makes a mutt spin.
you little bug eyed creep
Now that is just rude. What's with the attitude?
hammer it wax that ass
Ummm err ouch I'd say. No waxing at my bay.
A zombie foot fan. Maybe there is a clan?
cartoon character with cigar in his mouth big nose
Teaching the kids to smoke? Maybe on the cigar he'll choke.
dog f***s cat
Ewww to that dingbat. Not this cat.
Is that an upside down hobbit? Maybe you have to lob it?
pumpkins and jeans and looks like is mooning you
A pumpkin moon ought to make the Halloween Nazi swoon.
zombies in love rhyme
A bite and a kiss
Utter zombies bliss.
It your brains are eaten,
The love pot will sweeten.
a squashed giraffe
Umm err why? Some giraffe hating girl or guy?
Clad dad ob a horse
What does that even mean? Maybe your brain needs some Mr. Clean.
Cat sitting on a butt fart
Can you sit on a fart? Some may take it to heart.
And now the winner sure may make you lose your dinner. So if you just ate you may want to look away to avoid such a fate. You were warned once again at my sea. So don't say I didn't try and help thee.
Tasty cougar milf panties on my clohesline
hmmm redundant using both? Did your lunch go south? Or are you such a panty eater? Maybe you are just that kind of trick or treater? The cat really doesn't want to know. So feel free to keep it on the down low. But enjoy your eating of each older lass. So nasty to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.