Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Screw The Mail By The Bale!

Sorry Rosey for the mail screwing. It just goes so well with this viewing. The cat had to do it. Yeah, he's really not sorry one little bit. So in came the junk and I will teach that bunk.


There was a knock on the door.
Cassie heard its awful roar.
She did not like that.
She's not a polite cat.


She ran away.
Not wanting to play.
Those ears pinned  back.
Attitude she doesn't lack.


I dropped my toy,
Looking to see what did annoy.
I only run when I see them.
I may also spit a little phlegm.


Cassie got blinded.
I think she minded.
Then the door shut.
Thankfully there was no sniff of a butt.


Cassie still hid, ready to run.
She thought the knocking was no fun.
But could get bird TV.
They aren't so scary.


I went lower to the ground.
See, I can't be found.
I fit right in.
The cat for the win.


Cassie went old mother Hubbard.
She hid in the top cupboard.
I thought it was a good spot.
I liked it a whole lot.


So I kicked her out.
She didn't pout.
Maybe whacked me a bit.
But I can take it.


It was a hard day.
Cassie says so anyway.
All that running and hiding about,
Can sure wear a cat out.


And what was the knock?
Can't get it from my title talk?
It was just the mail.
I ripped it open without fail.

The mail makes a good napping spot. I still prefer a cot. But maybe rub my butt on the junk mail and hit return to sender on the mail trail. That would sure be fun. Maybe it will be done. I did not get as bored as Cass. It was too much fun for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

94 comments:

  1. Reboot testing one two...
    Cut and paste Grumpy Goo...

    HELLO CAT!
    Guess who's come to play
    At the one and only
    Kitty Cat Bay
    Hooray!
    So, what are you up to
    At your furry shoe?
    Does Hank snore?
    What's he got in store?
    Who is number one?
    Such fun.

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    1. Blue left the snore
      He closed the door
      He's number one
      A ton of fun

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    2. Blue is the only snore
      A copy and paste galore
      But at least he won't bore
      Just get earplugs for the snore

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    3. I left the snore
      At my shore
      Great post
      As you boast
      From coast to coast!

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    4. The snore
      In a drawer
      There at your shore
      Forever more

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  2. What... no sniff of a butt?
    No scary mutt?
    So you were a-hiding, I see...
    For the IRS and Scooby Dooweee?

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  3. Rub the butt on junk mail and return to sender
    What a great idea and who cares about the gender
    Mailman's at the door with mail and it may be for Rosie
    Cat will open anyway because he's just plain nosey

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    1. The cat will open all
      And eat it a tour hall
      Then send it back chewed
      And a little peed on and ewwwed

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  4. Can the cats pay the bills?
    Now them be some skills!

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    1. that would be good

      if only if they could

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    2. Grumpy cat can though
      Made plenty of dough

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  5. Poor, poor Rosey
    You owe her a posey.
    Next time, stick your claws out the mail drop
    That will make the noisy knocker's heart stop!

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    1. Claws to the feet
      Would sure be neat

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  6. Yes! If the cats can pay the bills for you Pat, you'll be set.

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    1. Never have to find a job
      The cats would probably rob

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  7. Aah I can see Cassie made a mess lol
    Sometimes the dogs make a mess with some bills too:)

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    1. A mess they like to make
      Making everything shake

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  8. Aah I can see Cassie made a mess lol
    Sometimes the dogs make a mess with some bills too:)

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  9. haha - love the kitty pictures
    junk mail can always be found
    it is never very profound
    chew it up like a blender
    or return to sender...

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    1. The cat will chew
      Then make it stew
      Then return to sender
      Might be an offender

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  10. "Screw The Mail By The Bale!"
    Cassie has got to spin a tale
    Sits on the mail
    Gives all a smile
    Gets well earned rest without fail

    Hank

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    1. A rest on the mail
      Needs a comfier bail

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  11. I so enjoyed this, Pat! I get a vicarious kitty-fix through Cassie and Orlin. It cracks me up how cats like to wiggle into places that are so small for them ~ like Cassie in the cathouse. Thanks for sharing!

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    1. They sure can fit where they want
      And sit back and taunt

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    2. Sorry, Orlin ~ It's you in the cathouse!

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    3. He is okay with the mistake
      So tiny had to do a double take

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  12. Cassie's work is never done
    That would mean an end to fun.

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  13. I read this with my four-year-old niece. She loved it and I had to read it again... and again... and again.... and again... So thanks for that! He-he!

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    1. haha glad it was a hit
      Hoped you bleeped the bad word out of it

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    2. No, I didn't! Does that make me a bad auntie? Actually, there's no word in there that seems too bad over here in England - maybe it has a different connotation in Canada. (That's what I'm hoping, anyway!)

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    3. lol while it does end with little rhyming ass
      I suppose it's arse over there that comes to pass

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  14. All of that ruckus for the mail?! Cat, you sure are silly! !! Your mail man knocks?? Ours stick it in our mailbox and run. Lol

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    1. lol the cat gets it in a box too
      But that wouldn't let the story come due lol

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  15. lol, a lot of activity for a daily occurrence! And I love how the cats' reaction is complete opposite of the dogs. Who pretend like every knock = MUST PROTECT HOUSEHOLD FROM INTRUDER.

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    1. haha yeah dogs like to bark away
      Letting everyone know someone is at their bay

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  16. Those adorable photo's Pat with your verse made a wonderful post.
    Yvonne.,

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  17. You is cute Cat, sitting curled up in that cat house on the floor. But poor Cassie was sorely treated by you on this day methinks. Most of the mail I get is junk mail. And why these people can't figure out that most of us just toss it in the bin is beyond me. What a monumental waste of money.

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    1. 95% of what we get is junk too
      Calling the cat cute at his zoo?
      Those paint fumes getting to you?
      Waste of money indeed with each that comes due

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    2. Like any cat lover, I'm a sucker for a picture of a kitty. Even when it is you. When I first had the privacy fence put up, I thought Kitty Fang might have a hard time getting in and out. But she can make that 8 foot vertical jump and land perfectly on the cross beams on the other side. No wonder no birds will come to the feeders in my yard.

      Hey, thanks bunches for the fun comments on my blog today.It helps me to wheedle my way back into the blogosphere with all my absences :0)

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    3. Fang sure knows how to get it done
      The birds surely must find her no fun

      haha fun to do at your sea
      Commenting away with strange glee

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  18. Hope there no bills you ripped from the mail
    seemed like a bit of commotion going on
    but the places you guys decide to hang out
    make it interesting and some of it seems fond

    betty

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    1. Interesting it can be
      Where you find a kitty

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  19. Why do cats like to lay on paper and roll around in it? And squeeze into enclosed spaces. My cat was always getting locked in the linen closet.

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    1. Maybe they just like to annoy people as they roll
      And challenge themselves with a stroll

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  20. 90 percent of my mail goes straight into the circular file.

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    1. Pretty much the same here
      Goes in without fear

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  21. So much junk mail, so little time!

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    1. So little to roll on
      All day from dusk to dawn

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  22. You are getting good use out of the junk mail at least

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  23. Mailmen like cats way better than dogs... now I know why. They run off and leave them alone. :)

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    1. lol that they do
      Plus dogs can get poo on their shoe

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    2. Precisely why they don't cut through yards. ;)

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    3. lol keep shoes clean
      And oh so serene

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  24. In our old house, we'd know when the USPS/UPS guy was bringing mail to the door because our dog would start barking, then the doorbell would ring. Now our dog is usually out in the sunroom with me at the back of the house. Packages are placed at our front door and they never ring the doorbell or knock. Since we go in and out through the garage, packages could stay on our front porch for weeks...I'm going to have to remember to check out there every day!

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    1. haha that will be a pain indeed
      Someone could come along and swipe it from your feed

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  25. Yay! Love the "real life" pics
    Such a fun, crazy mix
    Wow, Cat, you can really curl
    Into a tight, little whirl

    Cassie warms up your spot
    In the high cupboard spot
    Isn't she gracious
    To make it more spacious

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    1. She is a bit prissy
      But the cat can take on the missy
      And curl up in any spot
      All hot to trot

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  26. Great place to take cover, in old Mother Cubored. And we also love to sit on the mail as much as we can. WE are learning how to rip up the bills. Take care and have a great day.

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    1. lol rip those bills to shreds
      Use them as beds

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  27. The cupboard needs some cushion for these pretty pussy cats. Most of our cats run for cover and I always hope they throw up the grass right on top of the junk mail

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    1. That is a good place to hurl it up
      Then you can drop it in the trash without a hiccup

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  28. So, your cat hates junk mail/I hate it too without fail/too many leaflets for fast food/and we all know that that ain't good! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Nope, fast food is crap
      Blow that off the map

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  29. Orlin and Cassie, you can come play
    With my mail any day
    Lots of yarn, too
    More than at your zoo
    Just don't rub your rear end
    On anything I have to mend

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    1. lol they may rub away
      And eat the yarn at your bay

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  30. orlin N cassie

    ~~~~~ waves

    grate ta see ya both on de blog twoday N we hope like be jezuz yur dad getted de HINT that de cupboard iz bare...coz him kneadz ta go two de store N stock up on cat food a bullz...a good 98,355 cans oh sum thin shuld due de trix..... leest til next week....N we dont mind de knock on de door az much as we do de dam door bell....give uz a hammer N access ta de fuze box....thatz all we knead...just sayin ♥♥♥

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    1. lol we have no bell
      So can avoid that hell
      And wet food we won't eat
      Not even as a treat

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  31. My kitties were born in the wild so they run and hide all the time...whenever someone comes over, knocks on the door, or they hear a lawn mower. lol

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    1. haha even the lawnmower does it
      The fire alarm make mine have a fit

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  32. My cats don't like a knock at the door either!
    They scatter and run like the end of the world is near!

    Nice photos of your two
    I always forget how big Orlin is, too!

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    1. They hear and they run
      Growl for fun
      Orlin can stretch away
      Extending his display

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  33. My Tribble runs to the door. He's always sure everyone wants to play with and love him.

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    1. lol that is rare
      More like a dog at your lair

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  34. My cats love all the dogs. They just wish I would get rid of these pesky humans. Life is good.

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    1. lol dogs over humans you say
      Works for our bay

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  35. I wish my dogs would run the way the cats do when the mailman comes knocking on the door. I've had to replace my damn blinds several times over because they get so excited by the knocks they break them to pieces. Fun photos today!

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    1. lol they want to see out
      With a little barking shout

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  36. The cat has the best take on junk mail

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    1. He likes it
      To roll on the umm shit

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  37. The mail makes good firestarter at my house.

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