Monday, May 18, 2015

Suffer A Hiccup, All Damned Up!

The cat has found many things you don't have a good choice, well unless you are like the cat and in some things you can rejoice. Like some hateful humans avoiding you forever. Now that is a worthwhile endeavor.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
You can turn blue or just go with won't.
Go all PC and people make fun of thee.
Forget the PC and the PTA comes after thee.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Nothing is new and admit it they won't.
Car breaks down every other day.
To car payment town or let repairs take your pay?

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Work on you like glue, stop they won't.
Hate the 9-5 with every fiber of your being.
But if you want to survive you can't go fleeing.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
You can turn blue or just go with won't.
Help family out and listen to them whine.
Or hear them shout when given the no sign.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Nothing is new and admit it they won't.
Go pay rent and no money to eat.
Landlord can get bent and out on the street.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Work on you like glue, stop they won't.
Step on eggs shells around a grumpy goo,
Or listen to their hells as they go moo.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
You can turn blue or just go with won't.
Don't follow back and get some flack.
A follow back attack forms a spam pack.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Nothing is new and admit it they won't.
Vote for one, ignore the other.
Vote for none, rely on your mother.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Work on you like glue, stop they won't..
Show up late and get scolded for it.
Don't take the bait and still get in shit.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
You can turn blue or just go with won't.
Use a public loo and catch germs galore,
Or let a mess come due and wear those underwear no more.

That is a lot of damning at my sea. Any that can be added by thee? Those people that whine about this or that forgo the damning says the cat. Just tell them to take a hike. Hopefully they won't put your head on a spike. And so another rhyme has come to pass from my damn little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

112 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    How's life on your mat?

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    1. You bet I did!
      Two blues in a row
      What a show!

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    2. Good Morning Blue,

      I was up and thought I'd give number one
      and early morning run..

      Cat, you're damn if you do and damn if you don't
      it's a bit like throwing a dice, what will be the price
      I guess you cannot please everyone
      under a rising or setting sun...

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    3. Blue, I don't mind being number two

      Well, it's one for the money
      Two for the show
      Three to get ready
      Now go, cat, go


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    4. ok cat I know it should be "damned" it's early you know..

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    5. Blue just in
      For the win
      That copy and paste
      There post haste
      One for the money
      That be sunny
      Then blue be rich
      swimming in a bora ditch
      The ditches are nice
      And a cheap price
      Have to shoot the dice
      And pay the price

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    6. I'm the fastest one in your show
      I can type like I talk
      Um... I can rant like I walk
      Yeah that's it
      Is this a hit
      o copy and paste
      Just typing with haste
      You've got taste
      Check out the new Pickleope Thing
      At my place
      Don't wear lace
      Just sing

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    7. I saw the pickleope thing
      There at your wing
      Sure wasn`t a copy and paste
      As you got that up with no time to waste
      Rant like you walk
      Do you follow chalk

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  2. Wait a minute... you can turn blue too?

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  3. Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea, eh?

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  4. Dang there's a lot of sticky wickets at your bay.
    Sure hope I don't have to make any decisions today.
    Damned if you do and damned if you don't for sure.
    Sometimes ya gotta flip folks the bird some more.
    Then they think you be crazy and let you be.
    But hey, that is just fine by me!

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    1. lol they leave you be
      And they flee
      Thinking you are nuts with a gun
      So away they run

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  5. "Damned if you do, damned if you don't"
    Not a situation to think you have flown
    Would care to choose
    Untie yourself loose
    And by then you could have been gone

    Hank

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    1. Gone and done
      Instead you run
      Tied in a bow
      With a foe

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    2. A lot of swearing today
      At the Kitty Cat Bay!
      Did you notice, Hank?
      The Poetry Tank!
      How are you today
      As you come to play?

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    3. Damn, isn`t really that bad
      At any old pad

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    1. Holiday here
      So a good Monday is near

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    2. we got memorial day next week

      or as the lazy people call it Time to BBQ day

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    3. We got it early at our sea
      Not that a job is had by me

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    1. Spam every which way
      Wouldn't make any day

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  8. If you find yourself in a pickle
    And don't even have one lousy nickel
    Send for the troops and stop the band
    Your life just can't be very grand

    Hold the phone and run for a bus
    Do I hear a familiar cuss
    The choice, baby, was up to you
    Made way back at your zoo

    You may think you're caught in the middle
    Stand on the roof and play your fiddle
    Either go with the flow or you won't
    Damned if you do and damned if you don't

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    1. haha the choice is sure one made
      That in the end you paid
      So can go all hey diddle diddle
      With a cat in a fiddle
      Or just diddle diddle
      Sticking something,ummm errr, in the middle

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    2. Pat
      Often I don't get back here during the day but your replies crack me up. If I don't get to tell you, your wit always makes my day.
      Thank you.
      Did the dish run away with the spoon?
      Was it a night by a sleepy lagoon?
      Was he just a big ole buffoon
      Or could he dance in the light of the moon?

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    3. lol glad it is fun
      As I let my wit err umm mouth run
      The dish took a new path
      He jumped in the lagoon for a bath
      Then decided it was time to fly
      Pieces is all that is left of the poor guy

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  9. Cars can cause you to lose an easy grand
    Fast vehicular poverty, well I'll be damned.
    Playing by other's rules, on the other hand
    Can sink you faster than fast in this land.

    Thanks for your kind words Pat;
    They were much appreciated at my mat.

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    1. Ugg, cars can suck dough by the ton
      Been down that road under my sun
      Rules can sure suck
      Beat them with any luck

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  10. Psssh, you don't need 9-5 to survive... that's why I work 7-3.

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    1. You work you say?
      For actual pay?
      Thought you stayed home and wrote?
      Is math something that didn't take note? lol

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  11. haha...see why I like to be a hermit?

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    1. Hermit is a fun way to be
      But no pay for that at my sea lol

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  12. Darned if you do, darned if you don't
    But do what you want, I bet you won't :)

    It's all I could think of to rhyme w/'don't.' It wasn't at all personal. :D

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    1. lol pulled it out for the rhyme
      Even went all nice with your darn chime

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  13. I work 8-5 ...how horrible is that??? Bleh!!

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    1. Bleh, that is worse
      Deserves a bigger curse

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    2. Every job I had was that way. Must be a NY thing. We believe in working the full 8 hours. Hahaha Uggg that that!

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    3. haha you can keep that
      I'll take the 7 hours and lunch at my mat

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  14. So just do your own thing, and if others don't like it that's their problem. (I know this doesn't rhyme. Your problem.) :)

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    1. lol my problem with no rhyme
      But that is true, even for a mime

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  15. Dang, you got more damns that a bever family!

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    1. haha score one for me
      Beat the beavers at our canadian sea

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  16. The first thing that comes to my mind is going to a family reunion when your life is less than perfect. If you go, you're going to have to put up with snide remarks, feeling like a loser and bad advice. And if you don't go, they'll all snicker about your situation. Either way, they're going to be talking bad about you, so damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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    1. Ugg, yeah those sure can suck
      Thankfully on them I can pass the buck
      With only a few family members at my sea
      Since I cut most off the tree
      I`m good to go
      I`m sure they still talk though

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    2. Sometimes family can be a right pain. Makes you wish there was a filter in your gene pool.

      I'll be gone for a couple of days Cat. But I'll be back soon.

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    3. The filter in the gene pool would be nice
      Bet for mine it would cost a hefty price
      See you when back
      There at your shack

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  17. Take a hike and fall in a dam
    Then, BAM!
    Who knew?
    You're literally dammed
    For what you do.

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    1. Dammed and dead
      Put everything to bed

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  18. granma was slack
    kid broke my plaque
    I'll be out in the yard
    mulching my lard
    ass off!

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    1. lol enjoy the mulching your ass off
      Hopefully it stays on and you don't scoff

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  19. So true. Why even get out of bed, with dread, then be assaulted by life and strife.

    :)

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    1. Bed is a good place to stay
      On such a day

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  20. Some situations there is no good option

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  21. You can't control every outcome. Damned in the end some days

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  22. It's never fun to be caught between the devil and the deep blue sea! Have a good one, Pat!

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    1. Caught and can't escape
      Unless you jump like an ape

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  23. I love rhyming words. There's just something so fun and unique about them whether they're in poems or novels:)

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    1. Glad they are fun
      As everyday I give them a run

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  24. I honestly find that most situations fit into the 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' category and it's annoying!! I just want the easy, perfect, right decision to always be prevalent :)

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    1. haha easy would sure be nice
      But for that we'd pay some other price

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  25. Sometimes a guy can't get a break.

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    1. Can break stuff though
      If one wants to give that a go

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  26. Another great verse under your belt Pat.
    Yvonne.

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  27. Lots of damns being thrown around
    and not any used by beavers to build a dam
    but lots of truth you wrote here
    and a lot of it isn't glam

    betty

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    1. Not glammed up at my sea
      No beavers here to bother me

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  28. Looks as if our choices are quite limited and doomed before we make most of them. Dam it all I say.

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    1. That they can be
      Damn it and then flee

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  29. Public loos can be quite troublesome. Cat makes some good points here.

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    1. Yep, they sure can suck
      Nastier than a pile of muck

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  30. This is definitely a good post for a Monday!

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  31. "Damned if you do, damned if you don't." That was very catchy.

    I don't know how long it has been there, but I just noticed you included 30 Seconds in the widget on your sidebar. Thank you! :D

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    1. Catchy is fun to do
      No problem at all at my zoo

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  32. This one could be a song!

    And I hate using public loos. Especially airplanes. I empty the bladder to avoid the splatter.

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    1. Not sure the cat can sing
      And yeah, never ever have used those at my wing

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  33. orlin N cassie

    faaaaaaaaaaa......we getted side tracked heer coz oh de food serviss gurls damn place oh employ.... ... N we bee damned if we noe what we wuz gonna say.......damn it ta hell...... if we think oh de damn commint we wuz gonna use.....will bee bak......rite now therz a damn spider on de wall we gotta eat....N ther he goez....get yur damn ass bak heer.....

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    1. lol don't chew too fast
      Make the spider taste last

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  34. Damned if you do and damned if you don't seems to apply to every damn thing doesn't it:)

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    1. Yep, sure gets around
      as in much of life it is found

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  35. Ah, the universal conundrum. It really isn't very fun. Don't pay your taxes 'cuz it's robbery, but then you get your money taken by someone slobbery.

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    1. Yep, the taxes will get you in the end
      Damn slobbery bums and their ever growing trend

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  36. Well it's kinda true...you are damned if you do and damned if you don't. Really makes no difference which one you pick.

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    1. Yep, unless it is really bad
      Then a better option than the other may be had

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  37. I just want to go home and write Zombies, hehehehe.

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  39. Sometimes we can never win
    we wonder if we committed a sin.
    I would have an ulcer times three
    if I would let them control me.
    So if I be dammed I just think I am in good company

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    1. lol good company all around
      From cat to human to hound

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  40. That's the best philosophy really...
    Damned if you do and damned if you don't --
    ha, you are a loser either way!

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    1. That you are
      With many a thing at each sand bar

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  41. I feel like this most days. Damned here, damned there, damned every where. Just damnit all to hell.

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    1. lol and hell sends it back
      Damning never does lack

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  42. I'm not a fan of public loos either...and this is how I feel a lot: Damned if I do, damned if I don't, might as well enjoy

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    1. Those loos are as nasty as can be
      But sometimes you just really really have to pee

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  43. The alarm loudly sings
    And the dreams takes wings
    Gotta get up to shut off the noise
    Go to work and leave the fun toys
    If I don't go to work there will be no more play
    But there will be no more money if home I stay
    So hi hi hi go
    It's off to work I go..

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    1. haha work has to be done
      No dough or no play is just no fun

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  44. A good saying and so apropos
    Like "Six of one, half dozen of another"
    Life can have a laugh on us
    Until we scream "Oh brother!"

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    1. That life will do
      Crap all over you

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  45. Well I'll be damned. I've been damned before and I'll be damned again

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