Sunday, May 17, 2015

Talk So Small Brains May Fall!

It never fails from sea to sea where ever you go people are saying stupid things to thee. Do they think everyone is blind? I mean I know many humans have their head up their behind. That is just nothing new. Much like the small talk that comes due.

I'm standing beside you.
I'm standing behind you.
I've come into your view.
Here's the first thing you spew.

It's raining.
It's sunny.
In weather training?
After money?

It doesn't matter where you are.
It doesn't matter who you see.
Whether you got there by car,
Or swung in from tree to tree.

It's hot.
It's cold.
On a cot?
After gold?

You could be standing.
You could be on your knees.
An alien could be landing,
But you'll still hear about the breeze.

Some strong gust.
Some bleak day.
Whether in lust,
Or rolling in hay.

It's the same everywhere.
People tell you the weather.
They say it with flair,
Whenever you get together.

Lord and behold,
You sweat a whole lot.
Oh it's so cold,
Wait! No, it's hot.

Did you see that storm?
Did you see that sun?
Those clouds can sure form.
Alright, now I am done.

How can I help you today?
What is it you would like?
I've said all I want to say,
So go take a hike.

Are you humans crazy? Maybe just a bit lazy? Or you just have nothing better to say then what is already on display. Get it? Display! Meaning all near you have seen it today. But oh no, you still have to tell all high and low. If I want to hear about the weather in my own backyard, I'll do something not so hard. I'll look outside at the sky and the grass. No need to repeat it all day to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

95 comments:

  1. Testing reboot.... 1....2....
    Blue suede shoe...

    HELLO CAT!
    How's the bat?
    Snoring in his cave
    Feeling like a slave?
    Taxes aplenty at my bay
    Don't want to go there today
    Still snoring on the ole couch
    Like a blue grouch

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    1. Taxes and snoring
      That isn't boring
      Or maybe it is
      Want a tax quiz?

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    2. Keep the quiz from coast to coast!
      Got a quiz at my bay - don't mean to boast!

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    3. Yippeeee
      For meee

      No quiz for you
      Already have two?

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    4. In the place to be!
      Scooby Dooweee!

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    5. Need a spouse
      First in my house

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  2. The weather, we all talk about it just to sound like we care, come sunshine or rain...with little drops running down the drain. Yes we humans are crazy, its a sunny day and I'm kinda lazy.

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    1. Lazy is fine
      Crazy to the feline
      Like you've never seen weather before
      From shore to shore

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  3. As always Pat a verse to be proud of.
    Enjoy your Sunday.
    Yvonne.

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  4. Is it hot enough for you? Eh?
    Take a chill pill, dude.
    It ain't gonna stop.
    Take care.

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    1. lol it shall never stop
      As they do the weather hop

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  5. "Talk So Small Brains May Fall!"
    Talk about the weather that's all
    Small brains do stretch
    Even then is far fetched
    They'll dull themselves into a doll

    Hank

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    1. Dull they shall indeed
      When it takes seed

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  6. 'Right behind you!' I used to say that many many many moons ago when I was a waitress and had hot food or a full tray and was walking behind someone. Useful words, even if they were obvious. ;)

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    1. Well you didn't want to spill food on their head
      That would just fill them with dread

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  7. That might explain the success of aa the books for dummies!

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    1. That it might
      As many of those take flight

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  8. It is a good opener for lazy humans. But a pretty obvious one

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  9. Sometimes just a way to chat
    Not a big deal at my mat
    Better than "Hey, how about those (sports team inserted)
    To that I never will be converted

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    1. Bah to the sports teams too
      No need for chat at my zoo lol

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  10. It's cloudy today. Can I say that?

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    1. That you can say
      At your own bay lol

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  11. It's hot here and looks like it's about to rain to beat all hell. It was hot yesterday as well and it did rain. The day before that, much the same. Now tomorrow, tomorrow is supposed to be more of the same. Hot, humid and wet. Now on Tuesday it's to be cooler and sunny.

    So, what's the weather like in Canada Cat. (thiscould possibly be the best conversation we've ever had).

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    1. Wow, that is ohhhhh soooo thrilling
      Write a book about that and you could make a killing
      Cloudy and meh here today
      Cloudy and me tomorrow at my bay
      Meh, I'm through
      Some sun might come due

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    2. Just after I commented here, I went to the grocers. On the way out, the bag boy says to me "Looks like we might get some sun today"

      It's cleared up enough here that I'm going to grill some chops here at my bay. I'll waft a bit of the smell up your way Cat.

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    3. lol the cat was spot on
      As all fall for the weather con
      Whoopdi friggin doo
      I say at my zoo
      Unless fire is falling from the sky
      Or snow is going to be piled ten feet high
      The cat would eat those
      And strike a pose

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    4. No, no fire coming from the sky. But there's supposed to be lightening later on tonight. And the temperature is to drop to a cool 60 degrees.

      Ya, I can talk weather with the best of them. Or we could talk about bunions. Ever had a bunion on your foot?

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    5. lol can't say I've had a bunion on my foot at my sea
      Although recently I got a bug bite on the ass of me
      That count
      For any amount? lol

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  12. So you're a cat...
    How a bout that...
    So you don't like gluten at your bay...
    Not even today?

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  13. Even young ones sing their rhymes
    About the weather, lemons and limes
    Here is one we used to say
    If jumping rope was wet that day
    "Rain, rain, go away
    Come again some other day"
    Up and down we jump away
    Wish I could do it yet today

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    1. Can't jump away
      There at your bay?
      What about the trampoline
      That could be quite the scene

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    1. sorry by the double comment! I dont know why happens now (all the time) :(

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    2. It's got something to do with your phone.

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    3. It's got something to do with your phone.

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    4. Two for one
      I guess blogger just wants you to have fun

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    5. And why blue comment ???
      Sometimes happens!
      But I notIced others have the same problem!

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    6. And why blue comment ???
      Sometimes happens!
      But I notIced others have the same problem!

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    7. Yeah it happens every now and then
      To many at my and others den

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    8. Hahahahahahaha! And what about me at 3:17?

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    9. Double the fun
      Added to your run

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  15. Weather is one of those safe things
    people can talk about
    most of the time it
    doesn't make one shout

    betty

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    1. I suppose it is a safe word
      Even if absurd

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  16. I hate small talk.
    Maybe that is why I never talk about the weather.
    Unless my dad asks. One must never be rude to Dad.

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    1. Small talk is rather small
      I shoot for tall at my stall

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  17. And that's why I hate talking on the phone. Would rather send an email. No small talk.

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    1. Email can do with ease
      As it can be breeze

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  18. complaining about the weather is a very human concept

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    1. Complain all day
      Humans have their say

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  19. I have a feeling Canadians love to talk about the weather
    and we are never happy 'cos it's either too hot or too cold. It could be raining or just too darn sunny. it is our national past time

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    1. Yep, that is pretty much it
      They'll talk about the weather whether its shit or a hit

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  20. hahaha. something people always complain about here which annoys me.. too bad its hot but it is what it is. summer doesn't fast-forward to cooler months with complaints.

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    1. Nope, complaints won't get you anywhere
      Even if it does suck at ones lair

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  21. MOL You should live in the UK!!!! It's all the bipeds talk about!! Whether the weather will weather the whether ..... ;)

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    1. lol whether the weather weathering comes due
      Must really get to you

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  22. Ha we have the "Storm team" here
    tries to hype us up with fear
    it will rain or it will snow
    winds will come and winds will go
    tornado on the horizon
    before the moon is arisin'
    seek shelter or you'll die
    my oh my oh my
    weather talk is cheap
    but I hate storms when I sleep!

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    1. storms when you sleep
      That can blow away your keep
      Sure are no fun
      But they are hyped up a ton

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  23. I guess the weather is just easy to talk about
    whether you like it or not, it is always happening
    and we all are at the mercy of the weather...

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    1. That is true
      No matter what, weather will come due

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  24. The weather is a safe subject to talk about. That is probably why we talk about it so much

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    1. That is true
      No PC police to come after you

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  25. It's a friendly non-conflict way to break the ice
    and just a way to be nice.
    I'm guilty as charged, I suppose
    as I comment if the weather is freezing my toes! ha.

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    1. lol well freezing is one thing
      But saying the sun is shining to the person standing next to you is another at your wing

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  26. I hate small talk, especially about the weather. Even more so when the cashiers ask if it is nice out and it is, because I always feel a little bad they are stuck working on such lovely days.

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    1. haha they always ask that to everyone
      You'd think they can at least see the sun

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  27. It's an easy way out
    To give the weather a shout-out.

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    1. Easy is what they go for
      At every shore

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  28. Hahaha! I could have the same ranting since I got here in Toronto. The weather is such a huge issue! It's become topical in every conversation every single day! Crazy indeed!

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    1. lol yep, we get the same here
      They talk about it whenever you are near

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  29. EVERYBODY talks about the weather here in the UK! Our weather is so changeable that there's a lot to say! Love the poem.

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    1. A lot to say at least is good
      Not the same old same old in your hood

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  30. Yeah, the weather does make for an easy conversational topic, especially if it changes. In some areas, weather is pretty boring because it stays the same all the time!

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    1. Yep, just warm and warm
      With the occasional rain storm

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  31. LOL, Pat! When my mom visited me in California the first time (straight from northern Newfoundland), she kept telling all the neighbors everyday how lovely the weather was. And it was! But they looked at her a little strangely. Finally she figured out that the weather there was nearly always lovely and didn't change! And that it was boring after a while. Need those blizzards and thunder and lightning and heavy fog to shake things up. Have a sunny day at your bay!

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    1. haha I could take the same old every day
      As long as it was warm and no earthquakes came my way

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