Thursday, May 21, 2015

The Abomination Accommodation

So the cat is back once more with another kiddie book encore. The a to z didn't slow me down. Then again it never does at my town. Although Pat's day job just might. But we will at least keep up this site. The cat will bite him if not. Anyway, on with the plot.

The Abomination Accommodation,
Stars a traveling Dalmatian.
He travels here and there.
He travels without a care.

But somehow his butt grows,
And he gains new toes.
Leaves from his head.
He looks not quite as freaky as the undead.

He wants his room.
But all think he means doom.
So he gets confronted upon arriving.
The hotel wants surviving.

But can he stay?
Will he get tossed away.
Why so many big words at play?
Some kids can't even say.

A challenge from the cat,
Err umm Pat.
Let him get the blame,
If the PTA or kids curse his name.









Big words on every page. It may not be all the rage. But big words had to be done. The cat couldn't miss out on the big word fun. The title alone may scare some away. It will sure be a challenge at any kiddie bay. It may even give parents a bad case of gas. So fun to do for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Good Morning Hank...
      I guess Blue is snoring...

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    2. 'morning Truedessa Ma'am
      Am not really knowing!

      Hank

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    3. I think Blue is just playing with Hank
      Letting him get an impressive number
      then he will sneak in and take the lead again
      right now he just slumbers

      betty

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    4. That could be
      Blue being sneaky

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    5. Blue was on the road like a toad. Today as well but I'll be back. When? On Sunday..... such a fun day.

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    6. Sunday you say
      We'll see what's on display

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  2. The dalmatian certainly looks like a friendly chap.

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  3. Congrats on another book
    soon you will need a bigger nook
    the rhymes flow with a great hook

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    1. A bigger nook would be grand
      If dough were in hand lol

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    2. Dough always messed up your show
      When it's gone or needs um... to go

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    3. A mess you say
      I'll take a money mess on display

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  4. Apt images to go with the flow, hope he gets to stay at the hotel though.

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    1. He just might
      Make them see the light

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  5. As long as there's a duck
    I want a bright red truck
    You thought I say the word, f*ck?
    No way, this bay, not my luck!

    Love spotted dogs!

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    1. Good you don't want a f*ck from a duck
      That would be strange and you might cluck lol

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    2. What's wrong with a f*ck from a duck
      When it's as big as a truck? :p

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    3. lol a feather or two
      May get on you

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  6. Sounds like good information
    On the Abomination Accommidation
    Congrats on the book with big words
    Will be a hit to the kids, even birds

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    1. Birds you say?
      With billions of them on display
      That would be grand
      Here in my land

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  7. With some big words on every page
    Kiddie stuff but can well be engaged
    Was turned away
    No place to stay
    What with extended butt and freaky face

    Hank

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    1. He may find his way
      As the kiddies try and grasp the big words they say

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  8. The dog and I share a trait
    my hips are growing at an alarming rate
    a side effect of my meds
    but better than being dead
    what's a little cushion in the rear?
    Just a little extra for my dear.

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    1. A little extra to cop a feel
      That isn't a bad ordeal
      And yeah beats being dead
      Or off with your migraine filled head

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  9. Looks like a fun kids book.

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  10. Darn those day jobs! I love the animations. Such talent!

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    1. No day job now though
      So much can get done at my show

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  11. You would find a rhyme for abomination. ..lol That pooch sure does have a large caboose!! Congrats on another book!!

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    1. All the ation's are easy to rhyme
      Can do it in no time

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  12. A challenge for the kids with the big words. Some may run but others find it fun.

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    1. That they might
      Big words can be a fright

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  13. His bottom looks like a turnip
    or maybe his pants are stuffed with catnip.
    A very fun book, I know...
    because I read it before it's first show!

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    1. That cat would sniff him then
      If nip was filled and he was near our den

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  14. So Heady Dalmatian decided to live from the head?
    What he created showed up on his body, spread..
    Wow, who will allow him be as he is? Quiz .

    Very intriguing, especially with big letters in cue
    congratulation on adding one more book to 'few'...!

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    1. One more to the pile
      As he turns the dial
      And grows a bunch of stuff
      Living with that kind of rump must be tough

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  15. That would sure make a vacation difficult. Congrats

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  16. My, that mutt really does have a large butt. I think the kids will love it and get some big words in their mitt.

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    1. Find some big words within
      The mutt has a butt of sin? lol

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  17. That's funny
    And right on the money.
    His butt makes his ears look small
    Poor dog. For him, he babes won't fall.
    Congratulations on a great big one at your hall!

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    1. Stuck in a rut
      With a big butt
      As the big words flow
      He puts on a show

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  18. Congrats, look at you go
    another one to add to your list
    this looks really cute too
    hoping it will be a big hit!

    I think nothing ever slows you down
    I think there must be more than one of you
    you just have us all fooled
    could this be true?

    betty

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    1. haha I have a clone or three?
      Not telling thee
      As I type away
      Adding another on display

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  19. Poor dog with his big bum
    will he always be
    on the run?

    This was written four months ago, so things are now different at your show in the job department?

    Congrats on the book and wishing you success with it!

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    1. Yep, written four months ago
      Now no job at my show
      I'm retired at my sea
      Sounds better than unemployed to me lol

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    2. I thought I'd seen you refer to that in a comment but wasn't sure. I don't know how bad the job market there is, but here it sucks. For every opening there are a couple hundred applicants.

      I do hope things work out for you and you've enough to get by on till you find another job.

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    3. Yeah, it sucks here too
      As hundreds apply at every zoo
      There are some out there I suppose
      If I want to work at walmart and sink to new lows haha

      I'll survive until sept or so
      Then, damned if I know

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  20. I'm sure the big words work seamlessly with the storyline!! And I'd always let a Dalmatian crash at my house- what a cutie!

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    1. Would your pup play nice
      If the dalmatian rolled the dice

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  21. That's something worth yapping about!

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  22. but
    the heavy butt?
    I couldn't keep my mouth shut

    you could always blow my mind away
    with your sneaky play with words everyday!

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    1. They sneak on in
      As I give a rhyme a spin

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  23. The PTA and kids never cuss. Just saying, buwahhahahaa
    That's a cute book. :)

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    1. lol hmmm I'll pretend to agree
      Was a fun one at my sea

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    2. Right! I think kids curse more than adults. Ever go to a skating rink and hear the kids talking in groups? Oy!

      I'm here to tell you I've broken my paper addiction... I think. All of my stacks are filed in their proper places or pitched. I'm cleaning up paper clutter over here. Done with it. Crossing fingers... and toes... :)

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    3. Yep, heard them go at it indeed
      They think they sound grand at their feed

      hahaha good for you
      Stay on the clutter free paper path at your zoo

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  24. orlin N cassie

    kids in thiz day N age bee lurnin....everee thing else...if ya getz R drift...at 9 & 10, mite az well lurn big werds two !!! best fishes on sales anda grate week oh end...we bee off line fora few dayz ♥.

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    1. May as well learn them indeed
      Enjoy the offline time at your feed

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  25. Aww, what a cutie.
    Congrats:)
    I like the word abomination. It's cropped up a few times in the 2nd and 3rd books of my Latte Series:)

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    1. A fun word to say
      Works with my tion rhyme play

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    1. One more on the pile
      As I make them stretch a mile

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  27. Congrats on another book and that dog with the big heinie fits right in with all those idiots with big buts that can lie

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    1. haha fits right in
      For a big butt spin

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  28. Just peeked over at Amazon. Will be back later for a closer look.

    Work intruding on your blogging time? Stupid work!

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    1. lol not any more
      As I'm "retired" at my shore lol

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  29. So wonderful, another book
    I promise I'll have a look
    Nothing slows you down
    jobs, the A to Z or clowns
    so no frowns at your zoo
    wish I could do what you do!

    Congrats Pat!
    celebrate, celebrate

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    1. Haven't been slowed down yet
      One frisky umm pet

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  30. I used to have a dalmatian, so I love that you have one in your newest book!

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    1. Never knew that
      Don't think I've even seen a real one near my mat

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  31. Once again, many words at your bay
    Another book is here to stay
    Wonderful artwork this time around
    But looks like some leaves from Colorado may be found...

    (just teasing, of course)

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    1. haha you never know
      Where from they did grow

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  32. This looks like such fun
    Love Handy's big butt
    Hope he's accepted
    And not left in a rut

    Maybe there's a kind concierge
    Who will see past his looks
    And let him be a potted plant
    There's one for the books

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    1. You just never know
      How it will go
      As his butt helps out
      Or makes people shout

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