Tuesday, May 5, 2015

The Best Of The Rest!

The cat knows he is the best, until he is not. Pffft to the rest they must suffer from brain rot. The cat is great, the cat is grand. A cocky trait the cat has in his land. But not just the cat. Many a human has such a stat.

The best of the best.
Nothing can compete.
Passing every test.
Leaving all in defeat.

My car is top notch.
It has such swag.
A horse hurts your crotch.
Plus it is a nag.

My movie is the best.
You can't not see it.
Forget the plot and the rest,
It stars Brad Pitt.

My house is just great.
It is the biggest of all.
Don't give me hate,
Because I have a huge hall.

My money is so big.
You can't touch me.
Snap your account like a twig,
And end little old thee.

My views are the best.
You don't even compare.
Whether east or west,
I am something so rare.

I have the best hair style.
You can't touch it.
I'll put you on trial,
If you copy it a little bit.

My underwear is top notch.
Then won't ride up the butt.
Plus easy on the crotch.
They were worn by King Tut.

My blog is the best.
Come now and follow.
I'll be a whiny pest,
But my followback isn't hollow.

The best of the best.
It is clearly true.
Until something new is the best
Then that true comes due.

Wow, the best changes a lot. The best can just rot. The best is the best until it is not. The best can always go to pot. So are you the best? The best of the rest? Maybe you humans jest about the best to get it off your chest so you can be a pest? I'm through with my best sass from my best of all little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

80 comments:

  1. Un dos très goes the reboot...
    Better not hoot...

    HELLO CAT!
    I'm back... now how d'you feel about that?
    Where's Hank today?
    Is he ready to play at your Kitty Cat bay?
    Is it Sunday yet?
    I'm so tired I could use a jet
    And fly you know where
    Where the ladies care
    And our Bora is there
    Maybe tomorrow or next week
    Maybe in our next life
    Such strife!

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    1. Next life would be my bet
      If there is such a thing that is set

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    2. From coast to coast!
      Don't mean to boast!

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    3. A boast is fine
      To the feline

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  2. Grand verse Pat, you're the best at these sort of poems.
    Have a nice day.
    Yvonne.

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  3. Haha I know the cat is the best!

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    1. He thinks so
      Running to and fro

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    2. The....CAT is the best? The Cat? Gloria, we need to talk!

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    3. She has it right
      Here at my site

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  4. When you think you're the best, then you're probably not.

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    1. Pretty much the case
      Ego they embrace

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  5. Who's on first? It's always a race. When you are out of the race, you just want to get back in.

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    1. Unless its the rat race
      I'll sit on the sidelines and let another have my space

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  6. "The cat is great, the cat is grand"
    Cat is the best there is in the land
    No holds barred
    Come down hard
    Stake your claims but no offense

    Hank

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    1. A stake to the claim
      To the cat's name
      Even if he is full of it
      With a hiss and spit

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  7. Time is the test;
    Can it outlast the rest?
    If not, it ain't the best
    In either the east or the west.

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    1. North or south though
      Can it win there high or low?

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  8. Best is fun if you take a run
    Make it after the work is done
    Best of show if you are a dog
    It won't work if you're a frog
    Fastest zip if you're a zipper
    Walk a mile in someone's slipper
    Who's the best at swatting flies
    I'm the best at telling lies.

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    1. Not sure I'd want to walk in a slipper
      Unless I needed to run after getting umm chipper
      So ask you no questions and you'll tell no lies?
      Is that advice rather wise

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  9. Those who think they are the best find out soon they aren't

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  10. Have you met my fiancé? I mean, his favorite line is "because I am the best of the best"...and it drives me CRAZY!!!!!! How dare you make a whole rhyme about this, Cat!!!

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    1. lmao the cat is in the know
      A besting away at his show

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  11. I always say I have the best for me
    like a certain corgi I had one time
    but I don't proclaim to have the best overall
    that would be ringing my own chime

    and definitely not true!

    betty

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    1. The best for you
      Is they way to be at any zoo

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  12. The best must be me...
    people are alway spelling my name Besty.
    ha.

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    1. lol maybe they want you as a best bud
      At least you aren't a dud
      Some spell mine Patt
      Guess they want to match Hatt

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    2. Pat with two t's
      now that is just funny.
      They see the last name
      and their brain goes lame.
      Does your middle name end in T?
      We could really go on a double T spree!

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    3. lol nope, only oe T in my middle name
      And it is in the middle of it to keep T's tame

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  13. Lots of great comments. Who decides who or what is the best. It is all a matter of opinion. I just happen to think my little tiny world is the best.

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    1. We each have our own
      And so it should be the tone

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  14. I am the best
    I say with all candor.
    Especially to those
    who have low standards.

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    1. lol roll with the punches
      To those with undies in bunches?

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  15. Mail this to Kanye West, I'm sure he'll think it's about him.

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    1. lol more than likely so
      Ego would grow

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  16. I think my Dad has bottom notch underwear!

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  17. The cat IS the best
    He passed all the tests
    Don't dare disagree
    Cat attacks - they're free.

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    1. A scar or two
      Will be left on you

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  18. Then there's the one I laugh at most:
    "My -someone-'s the world's best" boast
    So many people are married to the best
    And they don't know he's a cheat -
    Married to all the rest.

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    1. Yep, blinders in their eyes
      But they think their wise

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  19. Replies
    1. Yipppeee
      For me
      At my best sea
      Or best tree

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  20. ya know.. now i want some King Tut underwear....pftth tsss.. ha

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    1. lol could be shiny
      They may not be tiny

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  21. I wish I could take a horse everywhere! I'm sure your sore muscles would eventually get used to it and they're just so stankin' cute!!!

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    1. Hmm, not sure on that
      I'll stick with walking at my blog mat

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  22. I hate things that hurt my crotch
    To ease the pain, consume some scotch.
    To say I'm best
    Without a rest,
    Leaves my bay with nasty blotch.

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    1. Blotch and crotch
      Sure sounds like a botch

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  23. Having the best underwear must really boost the ego!

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    1. That it must
      In undies they trust

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  24. The Cat surely needs to file trademark
    To his very best name before dark
    And perhaps Catt and Patt need protecting too
    Like K & K at their silly old zoo...

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    1. If things get stolen at my sea
      I'll sue the culprit happily

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  25. orlin N cassie...thatz why mor N a bazillion yeerz ago, catz said ta hell with underpants.......well, dawgs two for that matter ....coz oh de hole ...be jezuz theeze R reel lee crawlin up me crotch thing.....

    ♥♥♥

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    1. lol dogs ate them all
      While cats tossed them to them rolled in a ball

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  26. Ha if someone is the best
    is there room for the rest?
    If someone is tops
    are there any other stops?
    King Tut underwear would be stale
    and after all these years too pale!!

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    1. Might be a bit dusty too
      Always stops to come due

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  27. 'The best is the best until it is not.' That's an excellent truism.

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    1. Wise advice from the cat
      Who'd have thought of that

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  28. The best of the best usually fall first

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  29. Experience spring! Have a fling! Now, what rhymes with Autumn?

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    1. Bottom, but I go with fall
      At my hall

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  30. I can proudly say, I am not the best at anything ;)

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    1. lol near best though at a few
      I'm sure at your zoo

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  31. I pull and pluck the best of me
    from every day trumpery
    and at the end of quest
    I ce-le-brate! A fest!

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  32. Ugh. I sooooooo run into this type of personality ALL the time… it's awful. Love humble people. :)

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    1. Humble that mumble
      May make one grumble

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  33. Humble and kind are mistaken for weak
    People give credence to arrogant speak

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    1. That they sure do
      Head up the arse at many a zoo

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  34. King Tut's underwear
    Now that has made me laugh
    Thinking of a mummy's undies
    Chosen daily by his staff

    I love Betsy's comment too
    Besty Betsy at her zoo!

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    1. Might get tongue tied with that
      Beats mummy undies going splat

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  35. They feel that what they do or say or wear is the best and never get sidetracked by something new. I like the tried and true. I will stick with it no matter...Look! Squirrel!!

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    1. The squirrel is a treat
      The cat could use one to eat lol

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  36. My dogs better than your dog. Do you remember that commercial ?

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