Sunday, May 24, 2015

This Nut Sniffed Too Many A Butt!

There are just some people that should be locked away, or at least prevented from taking appts any which way. Up until now Pat has been fine. But then came a nut who even irritates the feline.

Appt is booked.
I even double looked.
Or would the be checked?
Either way, it's wrecked.

Now is the time given.
Apparently she's off livin.
It was another day.
Listen to what I say.

It was supposed to be tomorrow.
Don't worry there is no sorrow.
Just come back again.
I wrote it in pen.

Maybe a pencil looks like a pen?
Bet she can't count passed ten.
Not even with fingers and toes.
She might make five, but who knows.

Anyway, back on task.
Was she into the flask?
That might just be it.
Or she was related to that Flappy twit.

So next time comes.
Flaps her gums.
Nope, it was this time.
You once again got the wrong chime.

I said this day.
Shoo, go now and play.
Come back once more.
This appt is something of lore.

Maybe she should play in the street?
The cars she may defeat.
At least a tiny one.
Watching it may be fun.

And then comes the third try.
Whoops, a no show guy.
A call and a message at hand.
Late people she can't stand.

Pfffft is all I say,
And go on with my day.
Stick your pencil in your ear.
It will go right through I fear.

Ever have any nuts that can't keep it right? They really are a plight. I've heard of people getting it wrong here and there, but those who book them at their lair? Not once but twice? Maybe she was trained by mice? Three blind ones with a bad case of gas. It sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

63 comments:

  1. This Nut Sniffed Too Many A Butt!
    They should leave it to the mutts
    They live by it
    The sniffing bit
    No others should summon their guts

    Hank

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    1. Live and let live at ones sea
      When mutts get a butt to sniff that causes glee

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  2. I have an inlaw that fits this description!

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    1. haha must be one to avoid
      Or makes you paranoid

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  3. Nothing like waiting for a repairman that never shows.

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    1. That is a big pain
      Done it a time or two at my lane

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    2. Yes the tv man will be there at 12pm

      arrives at 3pm

      no apology

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    3. Yep, that is the way
      Ad they still get their pay

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  4. Some people are strange
    Like home on the range
    That is where they should stay
    If they don't know the day

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    1. Yep, out to pasture and never return
      getting a nice big sun burn

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  5. Try getting work done on your house. Contractors may make a show. You may be cleaning up after dinner and you hear a hammer outside. They might have an hour of daylight left, but they made a show.

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    1. They just want to say they showed up
      More unreliable than a pup

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  6. Interesting read, not a good thing when people are late or don't show up, which can be very mean.

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    1. Yep, can be a pain indeed
      When it takes seed

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  7. There's a lot of that going around in these parts!

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    1. Better off under the bed
      Resting your head

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  8. There are way too many nuts in the world
    and when one encounters one on a given day
    more and more appear to irritate at one's bay!

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    1. haha yep, the nuts raise the bar
      near and oh so very far

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  9. Some people have no sense of direction or time

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    1. That they sure don't
      be on time they won't

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  10. My worst pet peeve is waiting for someone. I will never understand why people can't be on time. Have a great day.

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    1. Yep, they say they should be there
      And should with minutes to spare

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  11. Stick your pencil in your ear?
    Still beats going up the rear?
    Oh dear... the things I hear

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    1. Bah to the rear
      At least things would be umm clear

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  12. Don't get me started! We have people coming late,
    we have people who do now show,
    we have people who come way too early
    and start calling me Shirley!
    We have yell at us that we are wrong
    that is when I think of Tahiti and wearing a sarong.
    It is never their fault, or rarely anyway.
    This is just a typical day

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    1. haha yep, always another's fault it is
      With their late biz

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  13. Oh, no! How frustrating! I do love your poem in response, though. Hilarious!

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    1. Give be blog fodder to use
      So it can amuse

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  14. I've been late all week
    I shouldn't speak
    But I stopped by to type
    And say: you is write/right.

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    1. Earlier today
      At my bay
      And a right cat
      How about that

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  15. Those people are the first ones to get mad if you do an occasional goof up too.

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    1. Yep, do as I say not as I do
      Their philosophy at their zoo

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  16. Yep! All talk and no walk!! Waste of space and too much hot air!!

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    1. haha humans have a lot of that
      As they annoy the cat

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  17. 'Or she was related to that Flappy twit"
    Good idea! Send her to Flappy's feed...

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    1. She can go there
      And both can blare

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  18. Picking on the poor mice again, eh? It's not bad enough that they're blind but now they have gas? Oh the horror.

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    1. lol they make it so easy to do
      Here at my zoo

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  19. Don't like when someone doesn't show up
    or is constantly always late
    my time is just as important
    but they don't seem to relate.

    betty

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    1. Yep, they think they are the best
      And damn the rest

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  20. Wow, three times is crazy
    as her brain was a bit hazy!

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    1. Must have been indeed
      As more times since it has even taken seed

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  21. Three times is a bit much. She needs to have her head examined.

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    1. Yep, or get a new line of work
      Maybe a postal clerk

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  22. Making my way around on the A to Z Road trip! Stopping by to say hello and I hope to see you again next year, if not sooner!

    Mary
    www.JingleJangleJungle.net

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    1. A road trip you say
      Next year I'll play

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  23. We have a friend we called Flappy,
    because he's always talking
    and walking
    and has Flappy gums
    is loads of fun

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    1. haha Flappy is a name
      that gets some fame

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  24. What's this you say
    It's for another day
    Tomorrow
    With no sorrow
    I shall leave a reply
    For now, you sigh....

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  25. A pencil in the ear would be something to fear

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    1. That it would
      And as well it should

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  26. Waiting and waiting I've done a time or two, but never have anyone not show up. That would really piss me off, I'm sure.

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    1. Yep, a big piss off it can be
      When they don't show up for thee

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  27. Some think their time
    Is more important than mine
    Well I got news
    Don't light my fuse

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    1. haha you'll give them hell
      If they are late where you dwell

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