Sunday, June 7, 2015

A Blog Detention Convention!

It seems someone out there got the whole class detention. I hear they made some perverted mention. I wonder what it was? Maybe I'll look into the buzz. Felines were exempt though. I guess they had no room for litter boxes lined up in a row.

Hank was first.
Betsy was not.
Her feet had thirst.
Is Hank a #1 robot?

Brian tried to take over.
Mary went along.
She even brought rover.
It tried to sing a song.

Old one eye was there.
Jax yapped about hair.
Her head was bare.
Old one eye didn't care.

Adam had a fact.
Snowcatcher rode in.
She was caught in the act.
Adam thought it was a win.

Rosey had some mail.
Theresa whined about being stuck
Together they tried not to fail.
They wanted to give away a buck.

Fundy Blue made all yellow
Claudia thought that was neat.
Fundy Blue turned her mellow,
As she sketched street.

Mary Kirkland held a rat.
Elizabeth Seckman wanted out.
The rat peed on a hat.
That made many shout.

Humbird hummed a tune.
Anne was just drunk.
It was nearing noon.
The smell resembled a skunk.

The ninja wannabe tried to strum.
Betty viewed all from a bench.
A broken guitar made him glum.
He wished he had a wrench.

Stephanie Ferris wrote a note.
Manzanita hide at the back.
That was soon all they wrote.
All suffered a worm attack.

The cat can ship you all worm pills if you like. That will make those things take a hike. But who was the cause of this detention? R never got a mention. I guess it was his fault. He let too many words slip from the vault. It made all get locked up in mass. Just keep those worms away from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

88 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    What's up on your mat?
    Ready for another reboot?
    Do they make you hoot?
    It's Sunday
    Such a fun day!

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    1. A reboot
      For loot
      Take the later
      Reboot won't matter

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    2. Is Hank a #1 robot?

      not if Blue is around

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    1. Good morning Blue.. sadly I am number 3
      Now where o where are my blue suade shoes

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    2. This comment has been removed by the author.

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    3. Three instead of two
      Now, whatcha gonna do
      Maybe the Cat was two
      Deleted his own butt for you
      Well, I'm off to my couch
      Like an old blue grouch

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    4. Typed 3 instead of 2
      Haha too early at your zoo
      good morning Pat and cats
      Going back to sleep zzzzzzzz

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    5. Three from two
      Whatever will you do
      Almost won
      But you were outdone
      Blue's copy and paste
      Leaves no time to waste

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    6. haha I can tell it was early
      should be suede not suade..
      I think I was sleep walking
      yes, that is my story...
      and I'm sticking with it..haha

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    7. A sleep walking commenter you say
      Hmm not sure that will fly at any bay

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    8. No copy and past
      Just typing with haste
      You know it's true
      The name is Blue

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    9. haha - what you are a non-believer
      pfft - I say,..maybe, not sleepwalking
      but, perhaps, half awake in a lucid state...
      anything is possible cat you know that...
      possible or probable are two different things..
      you never know what flies in on wings...

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    10. Anything possible you say
      I could prove that wrong at my bay

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    11. could be possible but is it probable?
      could be debatable either way I say...
      so I think I've said enough today
      have a good evening at your bay...

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    12. Probable not a lot
      But possible hot to trot

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  3. Her head was bare?
    Did it make you stare?

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    1. I stared a little bit
      She looked weird with it

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    2. from coast to coast...haha

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    3. From.... hey!
      Rebooting me at the Kitty Cat Bay?

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    4. hey you say...
      the cat likes to roll in hay...

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  4. A broken guitar would be terrible!
    Anne was drunk? Where was she hiding the good stuff?

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    1. Anne hoards the good stuff
      Broken guitar would make one get rough

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    2. I keep the good stuff in a hip flask. Never ever share the good stuff!

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    3. lol keep that nearby
      No sharing or many may die

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  5. Ha, ninja wannabe part made me chuckle.

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    1. Always good to work in
      For a ninja wannabe spin

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  6. R must have opened Pandora's box
    And there he found some dirty sox
    There was also something of Grumpy Goo
    Hey lookey here, it's his blue suede shoe

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    1. R screwed all over
      Worse than a butt sniffing rover
      Poor blue
      Whatever will he do

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    2. You found my blue suede shoe?
      Could this be true?
      I've been looking everywhere
      Left and right
      And here and there

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    3. Nope, still lost
      It might have been tossed

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  7. "A Blog Detention Convention!"
    Frighteningly Hank got first mention
    Wonder what did he do
    On the road that's true
    Still lurking and not out of contention

    Hank

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    1. Lurking away
      While driving from bay to bay

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  8. It's been a long time since I was in detention!
    The reasons why I will not mention! Lol.....

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    1. lol you were bad at your sea
      That is hard to believe for me

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  9. Trying very hard to be last here!! ;)

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    1. lol need to try harder I think
      To be the last link

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  10. A broken guitar and worms are never fun

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  11. Thank Goodness, I don't have worms!

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    1. Yeah not a treat
      Many have them from what they touch and eat

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  12. Thrown in detention was never fun. Blog detention might be though

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    1. All the bloggers around
      Much fun could be found

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  13. Some worms give us chores,
    while others bring in first,
    tuning to growth
    with worth at earth
    from coast to coast...

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    1. Coast to coast
      As they boast
      Making their way
      Through the ground come what may

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  14. Well Cat, we can't behave all of the time as that would bore you to no end. It wasn't me that started it though, I just got caught up with the other delinquents.

    Hey, I'm doing my bimonthly parasite clease now. This time I doing Pomegranate seeds. That and the fennel seeds. The price of Pomegranates is outrageous, but worth the money as it gets good results. It's got other great health benefits as well.

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    1. haha yeah boring the cat
      Might get one with a cashew can full of scat

      Keeping those suckers away
      Sure gives one a better day
      Never tried the pomegranate seeds at my sea
      May have to give them a go to keep me parasite free

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    2. I've been feeling a bit run down lately so I'm doing a cleanse and an immune boost. Lots of raw veggies, fruits, teas etc. Also made some chicken broth from scratch to add in so I can have something hot. I found a really good health store here and am getting hooked up with some organic farmers so I can be sure my food is crap free.

      I won't be in tomorrow as I'm to visit my in-laws.

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    3. Damn, that sounds like a good way
      To make those parasites pay
      Good to be crap free too
      Enjoy the visit to the other zoo

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  15. Rat peeing on hats, well that's not fun for cats.

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  16. Maybe cay's pills
    would cure my ills
    I'm okay
    laughing at your bay!

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    1. haha you never know
      A happy pill could make them go

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  17. Love the idea of blog detention convention
    only you could come up with such an invention!
    I just spent a few days visiting Washington DC
    which is why you haven't seen a lot of me.

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    1. Hopefully you enjoyed the trip
      And didn't give any politician lip

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  18. I haven't been in detention in 20 years. Good to know I can still have a little bad in me, even in my aging years ;)

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    1. A little bad is good
      Embrace it you should

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  19. Oh this sounds like some blog fun...except for the worms-yuck

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  20. Pat, I want to ask about "old one eye", but I'm afraid.

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    1. lol inside joke
      I use to make old one eye choke

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  21. I don't remember having detention
    I guess I was a perfect child
    Then again, maybe I've forgotten
    As I could be a little wild!

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    1. lol forgotten with age
      Is that all the rage

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  22. LOL, I can see myself viewing it from a bench
    its probably better than being on a fence
    that would indeed make no sense
    but of course detention is an offense

    betty

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    1. Yeah, on a fence wouldn't be fun
      Can ride up between each bun

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  23. I asked my teenage niece the other day where she had met her boyfriend. She said they had met while in detention at school!

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    1. lol love at first sight
      As detention took flight

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  24. I asked my teenage niece the other day where she had met her boyfriend. She said they had met while in detention at school!

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  25. A fun detention convention, for sure, Pat! I think it's my first detention! I did spend a lot of time in the corner in early elementary school, not to mention some smack with a strap ~ too mischievous! LOL! Have a good one, under your sun!

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    1. lol ouch to the smack
      Never got that attack

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  26. Do the worm pills have worms in them or are they to get rid of worms? LOL... if they are the last... ship me some.

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    1. lol they are the good stuff
      With the worms they'll get rough

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  27. That is some delinquent class you have (bloggers are badddddd)...

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    1. Yeah that they are
      Must be because most are old enough for the bar

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