Friday, June 19, 2015

A Dog In A Frog?

So Pat is off in nonsense land which the cat thinks is grand. You know I like nonsense at my sea. Plenty of it sure comes from me. Anyway, off he goes and suffers new lows. It has a mutt who sniffs a frog's butt.

There is a log.
There is a dog.
There is a frog.
Nope, no hog.

What's in the log?
Dog or frog?
Frog or dog?
Watch the log.

The log in a bog?
Ask the dog.
The log has a clog?
Ask the frog.

A dog or frog,
Are in the log.
Unless it is just the dog,
Or maybe just the frog.

Have you spied the log?
Caught the dog?
Caught the frog?
Is there a dog in your frog?











And there you go. Another kids book to add to my show. Could there ever be a dog in a frog? Have to come out a brown log. Plus be one mighty big frog. Poor, poor dog. Maybe the dog will give bad gas? Beats my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

87 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Is your keyboard flat
    Do you wear a hat
    Or a giant bat
    Betsy thought you meant
    Gloria when you sent
    Word to her about some 'giant Pecker'
    Pretty sure it wasn't Boris Becker
    Hey, it's Friday but I'm not on the road
    Got a six week vacation like a lazy toad
    So I may be number one for quite a while
    It'll be one big ass um butt file
    Now, excuse me while I go snore
    Just a bit more (like an encore)
    On some couch, not some floor

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    1. Six week vacation you say
      Damn, that is nice at your bay
      Does it come with pay?
      Otherwise I have that being "retired" at my bay lol

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    2. It comes with pay
      Or I'd burn down their bay today

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    3. haha go all Office Space
      That be a fun case

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  2. A log but not a cat?
    A frog but not a bat?

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  3. Morning Blue
    Nice to see you

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    1. Except you don't see
      Unless you skpe with thee

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    2. Here and there
      Time to spare

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    3. Oh, I can see Blue
      Can't you too?
      He's the one waving his shoe
      Covered in goo

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    4. That my ocd
      Does not want to see

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  4. A dog in a frog
    Can it really be true?
    Seems possible I guess
    I might need a clue

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    1. A clue or three
      Of what comes to be

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  5. Replies
    1. Get a fan
      Blow it away and have a tan

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  6. WOW, you are amazing. Congrats on another book. That blonde haired kid is cute!

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  7. Congrats I say
    A bright new day
    Another book is on it's way
    Golly Gee don't delay
    Kiddies now will like and pay
    Read a story, then hit the hay

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    1. Sounds good to me
      Add more money to my tree

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  8. A very cute book
    from your nook!

    Summer doesn't start for two more days.
    Is your calendar in a haze?

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    1. lol just changed it
      I guess I was ahead a bit
      Can be that way
      When 151 posts ahead at your bay lol

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  9. Hehe!!
    Love the book
    will put in my nook!
    xxx

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    1. Thanks for the love
      Even if a dog is shown above

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  10. Another book. Yay! I'll have to take a look.
    Congratulations.

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    1. Another to the pile
      Filling up every floor tile

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  11. Now this sounds cute
    good luck with it
    but why you didn't make the dog a corgi?
    that would have really fit!

    betty

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    1. lol had to make sure it fit in the log
      so went with a wiener dog

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  12. Definitely show the girl the cute dog and show the boys the frog.
    What did the fro-dog say. Bow-rib-wow?

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    1. Both work well
      Won't raise hell
      Bow-rib-wow
      Make that a song somehow

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  13. Superb, and it sure makes for a nice story book. Very cool artwork too. Best wishes sir!

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    1. Artwork turned out great
      As they stepped up to the plate

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  14. Be neat to see a frog turn into a dog

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    1. Fun to see
      As they jump from a hollowed out tree

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  15. Is there a frog in my dog? No, but there's a Cat in my Hat.

    Very Seussesque of you Cat! Congrats on another book!

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    1. Popped in and gave it a go
      A cat in a hat is better don't you know

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  16. There should be a frog in a dog. Pat, those are such great drawings. Looks like another great book.

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    1. Dog can spit out the frog
      And have a merry time around the log

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  17. So cute! I always love your illustrations and your writing is so fun!

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  18. another really cute story from you!!! I love it. And if I stumbled on a log that had a frog & a dog- i'd be as happy as a gator in a bog.

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    1. haha hopefully unlike the gator though
      You wouldn't go a chomping high and low

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  19. Congratulations on another book release!!! My Mushy's favorite is still Squat the Robot. Hehe :) this reminds me of my pet frog named Log and biffs pet fish named Dish.

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    1. haha favorite one is the robot
      Those cracks sing a lot
      They rhyme
      That's a fun time haha

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  20. Great place to hide/clog
    for dog/frog/ by the bog/log
    Congratulation on new plot
    New book to read at stock!

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    1. New one to add
      Through the fog at my pad

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  21. "A Dog In A Frog?"
    And a Frog in log
    Congrats!
    Pat and Cat
    Enhancing the stock

    Hank

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  22. Cute! I like all the "og" words. Congratulations on another book in your collection!

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    1. The "og" words are sure spun
      As I had fun

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  23. Sounds like it will be a delightful book, esp. with the illustrations.

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    1. They came out great
      With another on the plate

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  24. Congrats Pat, keep them hopping!

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  25. Dog and Frogs, what better story is there for fun in the sun, or in a log.
    Congratulations!

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    1. Lots of fun in the sun
      With a dog and frog and log as one

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  26. Replies
    1. thanks a lot
      As another adds to the plot

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  27. Congrats on your new book! I swear, the little boy could pass as an illustration of my neighbor!

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    1. haha got that one down
      In your town

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  28. no matter what you do - never ask a frog for advice... just saying... ha

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    1. haha yeah, won't work
      So not a perk

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  29. Wonderful verse Pat as always.
    Yvonne.

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  30. There could never be a dog in a frog
    but there could be a frog in a dog
    though the dog would rather jump a log
    and kick the frog in a nearby bog!
    Slog slog slog, Frog and smelly dog.

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    1. haha so they wouldn't get along
      And sing a happy song

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  31. Well you go Pat... another childrens book is a good thing.

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