A little sports facts for today the cat decided to put on display. Did you know them already? They will come steady. Of course I went for some weird ones. There do seem to be tons.
MLB umpires can't wear tighty whities on the field.
Nope, they have to yield.
They need to wear black underwear.
So if they split their pants, no one will care.
The average lifespan of a major league baseball,
The ones they don't hit over the wall,
Is five to seven pitches.
Damn, they need better stitches.
In Thailand one sport is so grand,
Even if everywhere else it is bland.
Kite flying is a professional sport.
Ummm do they have their own court?
The Olympic rings cover ever flag on Earth.
Yep, they sure are something of worth.
At least one color out of five,
Appear on every flag alive.
Golf is the only sport to be played on the moon.
You mean that was not just a cartoon?
Anyone can win there,
With no gravity to spare.
Tetherball has origins like no other.
It could scare your mother.
A Tartar ritual where you chop off your enemies head,
Tie it to a rope and whack it around until bed.
60 percent of the rich NBA guys,
Are sure not financially wise.
They blow their whole fortune in 5 years.
I bet that gets them no cheers.
The average mouth guard is as nasty as can be.
Not only does it have spittle from thee,
But it has blood, chemicals and fecal matter.
Ummm they must be quite the shitty chatter.
The volleyball used to come from some place strange,
Thankfully that eventually did change.
It came from the bladder of a basketball.
Can you have a bladder if you never go at all?
Japanese golfers carry hole in one insurance.
I guess they need that extra assurance.
Or maybe there is a hole in their head?
Either way, the insurance industry gets fed.
Do you carry golf insurance for a hole in one? You may not want to answer that under my sun. Does a basketball really have a bladder within? Not being able to go has to be a sin. The cat is done with his sass and off I go sporting my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.