Saturday, June 6, 2015

A Rosey Request Put To The Test!

So the cat was yapping about this or that a while back at our blog mat and Rosey revealed a detail that was a real fail. What was that you ask? Today you find out as we rectify that task.

Something not seen.
It is very unclean.
Can stick between your toes.
Cause humans woes.

But it has to come.
Not out the bum.
Or any kind of gutter.
Snip snip, don't stutter.

It is more than that.
It is only from a cat.
Well maybe a dog too,
If some nasty stuff they chew.

But what could it be?
A flea on a knee?
A hair up the nose?
Gas smelling like a rose?

All good guesses from you.
But wrong at my zoo.
Then again she may not have done those as well.
But first we have to rectify this hell.

Not 666 and it's tricks.
We've given her such licks.
Hey, maybe it's a lick?
Again, a very wrong pick.

But licking is in need.
It has to take seed.
Part of the process of it.
More than a little bit.

So a lick and spit.
Have you got it?
I know a few have it.
Cheat rhyme, just a bit.

But I was hacking.
It was attacking.
How can this be?
My poor old tummy.

Blah it goes.
Watch you toes.
Can even splat the wall.
We are talking the hairball.


Rosey, that was just for you. Now you've seen a hairball at your zoo. Aren't you so impressed and glad that you confessed? Scratch that off your list. It isn't something to be missed. Was it your first time as well? Don't be afraid to tell. Now I will pass some gas and go lick my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

82 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    What's up on your mat?
    Hello Suza, Alex, True
    Guess who's cointing again...
    Blue
    Scooby Doo!
    Who is number one at your bay today?
    You don't say!

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    1. Just you
      At my zoo
      All others asleep
      At my keep

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    2. Disappointing but true
      Just some guy Blue

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    3. Good Morning Blue
      and how are you?
      I was asleep it is true..

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    4. Blue must have went to nap
      A snoring chap

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    5. I may have slept all day
      At the blue bay

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    6. A good nap
      Works for any a chap

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  2. Great... just when I'm having breakfast!

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  3. Some pictures really do say a thousand words. Sometimes words that don't mesh with coffee in the morning but words nonetheless. Tootles.

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    1. lol yeah don't mesh with food
      May find it rude

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    2. Don't mean to boast
      From coast to coast

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  4. We switched to a hair ball remedy cat food here
    And now those are very rare.
    The sound is gross before they appear,
    Then watch where you step with care.
    The cold ones in the dark are the worst.
    Could make a good mood burst. Lol....

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    1. haha yeah bare feet in the dark
      Are sure to leave a mark
      But I have to wear shoes everywhere
      So such a fate they spare

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  5. ha - i could've done without the pic - just saying....uggg

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    1. lol wanted to show it all
      Splatted on the wall

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  6. This post made me laugh. I was met with a very similar present on my carpet just yesterday. The only downside to having cats to me, is the hairball. How it looks, how it sounds coming up, and yes, when you "find" them in the dark with bare feet. But all of the positive attributes to loving a feline, outweigh this one negative. :)

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    1. Yeah, the one negative is outweighed indeed
      But so nasty when they take seed

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  7. Good thing I already ate breakfast 30 mins ago. Or else I would think I just lost my appetite.

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    1. lol hey, not as bad as zombie feet
      My hairball treat

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  8. Hairball
    Fairball
    Shoot from the hip
    Don't give me any lip
    Upchuck
    Downchuck
    Help is on the way
    Have to clean it up today

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    1. Clean when seen
      At our scene
      Away it goes
      Flush away the woes

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  9. That was some big yack attack!

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    1. Cassie yakked it up
      After a yakking hiccup

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  10. We have those lovely hacks around here a lot. But don't know if we have had one that big. Good job Cassie. Have a great day.

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    1. Cassie sure spit it up
      Then did three more after that hiccup

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  11. Cassie spared no expense with that one

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  12. Yuck, I am eating breakfast
    and look I'm still here..hahaha
    I have seen those hairballs in the past
    now it is just bird poo...again yuck

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    1. Hairballs are nasty as can be
      Bird poo is even more so to me

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  13. "A Rosey Request Put To The Test!"
    Was then just thinking of the very best
    Did anticipate
    What a dread!
    Hair-ball? Never can imagine all in jest!

    Hank

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    1. haha never would have thought
      As Cassie showed a lot

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  14. That's a big, splatty one. When one of mine starts yopping and the hairball isn't quite coming up, I give them butter. Helps lubricate the throat and up it comes. Kitty Fang doesn't get many of them, but Hendrix is plagued by them as he's so furry. Spudgeons gets them, but she's so tiny hers don't amount to much.

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    1. Never knew the butter trick
      Orlin will give that a lick
      He never gets a hairball though
      Just upchucks when he doesn't chew his food at our show
      Cassie always doe 3 or 4 at a time
      Such a nasty crime

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    2. Does Orlin eat the upchuck or does he just leave it there and ask for fresh food?

      My dog Rikku eats upchuck. Doesn't matter if it comes from one of the other dogs or from one of the cats. And she gets on it quick too. I don't think a cat will do that.

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    3. Nope, Orlin doesn't do that
      He leaves it where it's at
      Mutts at the other sea will though
      When they see upchuck given a go

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  15. I'm very familiar with hairballs, though I haven't seen any that bad.
    Bought some stuff for Tiger that's supposed to help; if not I'll be sad.

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    1. Hopefully it works out
      And no more come about

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  16. It looks ugly and funny/so green and so... runny! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  17. Now that was truly icky-scary!!!!! It made my day, but not in a good way! LOL!
    Have a good one, Pat!

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    1. lol never in a good way
      When they are on display

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  18. I swear I've seen every size and variety:)

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    1. All shape and sizes
      They wear no disguises

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  19. You were just blessed!
    Why I've not impressed?....lol

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    1. lol blessed at my sea
      With a hairball for all for free

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  20. Omy!
    You alwsys find "special" things in your land lol

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  21. Omy!
    You alwsys find "special" things in your land lol

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  22. Omy!
    You alwsys find "special" things in your land lol

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  23. Ew, yuck.
    That one does suck.
    And it's fu...nny, but not really.

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    1. lol suck indeed
      When they take seed

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  24. Ugh! That's really gross! Please tell Rosey not to make such requests anymore ;) My dog had an upset tummy last week and chewed up some carpet from under my stairs. The puke that came from that incident wasn't too far off from what you have pictured here though.

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    1. lol see, you have seen it before
      Nothing major at my shore

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  25. Oh have seen this on the floor
    also near a door.
    It looks gross
    it makes me morose
    especially when I dry heave
    having to clean this up is quite is my pet peeve.

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    1. lol pet peeve from a pet
      They sure don't fret

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  26. Yup, the joys of pets
    And taking bets
    Of when they heave
    And when to leave

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    1. They heave and go
      Leave you the mess in tow

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  27. Oh yuck. You know what is worse than a hair ball? Having to clean it up.

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    1. Yep, having to clean it can suck
      Nasty the gooey hockey puck

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  28. Well I guess I'm glad to be seeing it online and not in person. Thanks for the new experience. -_- lol

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    1. lol no problem at all
      Here at my hall

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