Tuesday, June 2, 2015

A Third Host At Our Coast!

The cat has discovered the real thing. There is a third cat at our wing. It showed itself the other day while I was in the litter tray. This could be big to all. I could sell tickets at my hall.

There I was taking a crap,
While Cassie was having a nap.
Then we saw a light.
It didn't give a fright.

Should I be scared of blue?
Nope, not at my zoo.
Blue isn't very scary.
But the thing wasn't hairy.

It took that to heart.
I let out a fart.
I buried the crap,
Keeping an eye on the chap.

That takes some skill.
Then we went in for the kill.
Cassie and I slunk along.
This thing smelled all wrong.

Mainly because it did not smell.
Deodorant would be a tough sell.
Poor axe may go under,
If the smell this thing does plunder.

But with that aside,
We got ready to send it for a ride.
No other cats allowed here.
I am not a nice little rhyming rear.

Dogs are okay.
But cat's, no way.
Cassie just hates all.
Where was I at my hall?

Oh yes, the thing.
We gave a meow ring,
Then we hopped to it.
There it still did sit.

Bad grammar and all,
We hit the wall.
As in we went right through,
The thing and its blue.

So we got a picture of it.
Made sure it was well lit.
And now we have proven ghosts are real.
We are awaiting our movie deal.


Ever see a ghost like that? What, you don't believe the cat? The evidence is right in front of you. Next week we'll find big foot for you. At least the ghost cat won't eat any of our bass. That works for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

128 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Do you feel like a bat?
    Do you feel like Scooby Doo
    At your shoe?
    Well, I do
    And I'm Blue
    Because of some horrible flu
    Temperature's high
    Goodbye

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    1. Ah, Get some rest Blue
      so you can get rid of the flu
      I'll be thinking of you..its true

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    2. Ick to that
      Germs at your mat
      Spit them out
      Or snore them out and about

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    3. The Cat says ICK
      I say, what the hick
      Great Ghost
      From ghost to ghost!
      In the place to be
      At your sea

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    4. Nope and nope,
      Nor a monkey with soap

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    5. Or another Spidey reboot
      Making you hoot

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    6. Give that the boot
      Rather watch a newt

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    7. I know what you mean
      At your scene
      As I float
      On a coat

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    8. A rubber coat
      Would impress a goat

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  2. Replies
    1. Morning Blue
      Hard to beat you

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    2. His copy and paste
      Gets in post haste

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    3. Hard is my middle name
      No, Cat, I'm not talking about THAT game
      No copy and paste
      Just typing with haste
      Two in a row
      At your show
      No, wait.... could it be three
      In the place to be?

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    4. No gutter you say
      That is good at my bay

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    5. How come Suza has no show?
      Where do I go?
      No, I don't mean GO
      As in you know...

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    6. Suza doesn't like to blog
      Wants to keep all in a fog

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  3. Maybe a Loch Ness kitty
    Or a Bigfoot one too
    Would keep you and Cassie
    Alert at your zoo

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    1. A bigfoot one would be fun
      Chew on the toes a ton

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    2. Loch Ness kitty-I like that. Now that could bring some dollars the Cats way. Good idea of the Cat's next book too.

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    3. Loch Ness Kitty you say
      Could spin that at my bay

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  4. Wow, that's a brave ghost to come visit while you are taking a poop. I'm sure it appreciated the fart too.

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    1. It took it all in
      Guess it likes sin

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  5. Only a ghost kitty could survive an attack by your two. (And not wind up in the litterbox.)

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    1. lol can go through everything
      Such a cheater at our wing

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  6. Not in the litterbox?
    Of all the shocks!
    But not believing it's ghostly...
    All that stuff's in the loo mostly.

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    1. In the loo it is
      With the ghostly biz

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  7. time to investigate this new view
    Cassie and Orlin looking for a clue
    as a ghostly cat came to visit your zoo
    and look it glows in a backdrop of blue
    caught you off guard cat while taking a poo
    could Pat be adding a friend to the crew
    you'll be alright unless it goes all kung fu
    or is it a ghostly haunt from peru
    well, can a ghost your run through

    Ok, I just have to...
    who ya gonna call - ghost-busters...haha

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    1. oops - a ghost you can run through
      give me a break it is early ...smiles

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    2. Bill Murray won't come
      To help my rhyming bum
      So we'll get the vacuum cleaner
      And end the ghostly screener
      The cat will make Pat move away
      If another to the crew comes our way

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  8. Amazing!
    Love this ghost cat:)))
    Like a movie lol

    Hope you feel better Blue...

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    1. Right out of a tale
      Ghostly without fail

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    2. Thank you Gloria Dear
      Did you hear that, Cat?
      She cares on her mat :p

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    3. Cares or pretends
      Maybe it depends

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  9. Amazing!
    Love this ghost cat:)))
    Like a movie lol

    Hope you feel better Blue...

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    1. Aunchhh! Yes happens again!
      Only in your coast!:))

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    2. Aunchhh! Yes happens again!
      Only in your coast!:))

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    3. Aunchhh! Yes happens again!
      Only in your coast!:))

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    4. Blue is a mess but a pie would be great
      Come June 14, never late
      I'd feel much better then
      As strong as a dozen men
      A superhero you know
      At my blue guy show

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    5. June 14 you'll be strong
      Gonna beat up Donkey kong

      Three in a row
      This time at my show

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    6. I'll be strong?
      Will it last long?
      Will Gloria sing a song?
      Will I get a birthday thong?
      Say it ain't so
      At your show

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    7. Well there are plenty of thongs out there
      Just don't show it at your lair

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    8. Won't do
      Unless they match my blue suede shoe

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    9. Hopefully it will get eaten
      Then no one will be meetin

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  10. Unlucky for that ghost cat, those two are some of the fighting cats of Nova Scotia. Fearsome beast who can't eat just anything you put in their bowls and will calmly wait for you to change the litter box before they take their morning pee.

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    1. They are picky as can be
      Got that right at your sea
      And they wait for me
      To clean before they pee lol

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  11. The hostess
    With the mostess
    Now sees a ghostess
    Unless she's toastess

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    1. Toasted
      And roasted
      The ghost that's hosted
      Will be ousted

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  12. Let us know when the movie deals come through, poor old unlucky ghost cat though.

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    1. Then we'll be rich
      Scratch that itch

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  13. Ghosts that watch you when you pee
    Methinks could go and climb a tree
    Ghosts should stay where they belong
    Up in heaven sing a song
    Only haunt on Halloween
    Never in the loo be seen

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    1. Pervert ghosts
      From coasts to coasts
      Who would have thunk
      How low the afterlife sunk

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  14. Eep!!!! You must have done something real sneaky to be haunted by a cat spirit. Here's was you do...call Sam and Dean!! And then give Sam my number.. Yea, that's the perfect plan. :)

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    1. lol Dean is too busy with that mark
      Sam is all soulless again and may bark

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    2. I love it when you say Eep!!!

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  15. A cat ghost that watches you in the litter box.
    That just seems all wrong...very wrong. lol....

    I couldn't even rhyme! ha.

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    1. lol so wrong you couldn't rhyme
      Geez, double the crime

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  16. "A Third Host At Our Coast!"
    No, one is not seeing a ghost
    Just do your own thing
    Cat not giving a blink
    Cat can put up with the host!

    Hank

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    1. Put up with the hot air
      As it floats everywhere

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  17. Kind of eerie to see the ghost cat
    at your zoo
    I can see why the other two
    would have to check it out after that

    betty

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    1. They had to look
      As it peeked about at our nook

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  18. At least a ghost won't steal your food or toys

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  19. Have at least one cat
    Wherever you are at

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  20. What's one more cat. This one costs you nothing to

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  21. Maybe the ghost can use some toast!

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    1. Maybe it wants a treat
      But can it eat

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  22. A ghost cat would be good, no clean up and no feeding. Such a deal.

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  23. Should you be scared of blue?
    Who... you mean you?
    Say it ain't so
    As you go
    And take a crap
    Not a nap
    So tell be about that movie deal
    Whose dough would you steal
    Would you direct that flick?
    Maybe a special guest?
    Blue ones are the best :p
    Will there be a chick?

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    1. You never know
      How it will go
      Could change a ton
      I can be bought under my sun lol

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    2. Will I reboot
      Your shoot
      And hoot?

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    3. Hoot at a mute
      Might get the boot

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  24. are you sure it wasn't a cat burglar?? [ba-dum-ching!]

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    1. lol thief in the night
      Nothing took flight

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  25. Of course there's ghost kitties and they show at the most inconvenient times.

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    1. Perverts they are
      Showing when we go to the litterbox bar

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  26. I thought it was BLUE, smiles ~ Hope you are enjoying the warmer weather ~ See you around Pat ~

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    1. No blue today
      He'll show a day in august though at my bay

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    2. Blue... the third host
      He'd rather see a ghost
      Or have some toast
      With a goat
      In a boat

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  27. A ghost cat might be fun. No litter to clean, no visits to the vet.
    I think I'd like at least one.

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    1. haha could be a new market too
      Have to get on that at my zoo

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  28. Cat, that was one of my spies. After all these years of sending me video of you licking your arse, chewing the fat of your Viking woman and yowling to be probed, that cat had to be decommissioned. You'll not be seeing it again as it's on the next flight out of Canada. So you're free to crap in peace for awhile.

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    1. Geez, did you enjoy what you saw
      The footage was good and raw
      I bet that viking fat gave you a thrill
      Probing sure got its fill

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  29. Daisy told me about her "cat eye" ghost that would appear in the kitchen window. Her and her mom said they could see it. I was skeptical especially asking Daisy's some questions about it.

    So when I finally got a chance to look at it, I saw it, and it did look like a pair of cat eyes like'd you see in cartoon where the lights are off. Except one was very crooked looking.

    Turned the lights off and I could no longer see it. Looked around and finally saw what the cat eye ghost was coming from. It was reflecting off like two picture frames.

    Once again

    Science>superstition.

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    1. hahaha people will believe what they want I guess
      With the whole superstition mess
      But if you dig a bit deeper
      Can prove there is not a creeper

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  30. When I'm in the loo
    A ghost I hope not to see
    Because...this is true.
    It'd scare the crap outta me.

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    1. Well if you are ever constipated
      You just might be elated

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  31. orlin N cassie

    cassie & the wild cat host a ghost...thiz time for reel !!! ♥♥

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    1. lol yep, the real deal
      Didn't even take our meal

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  32. My dog likes to stare at the chair like someone is sitting there when no one is in it. I wonder if he see's ghosts too?

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    1. You never know
      Or maybe there are bugs there he can see at your show

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  33. This looks like a cute ghost cat to me
    I bet the other cats will let it be...eventually.

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    1. They chase it down
      And first make it frown

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  34. Orlin and Cassie have a such a comfortable life. Maybe a ghost cat is just what they need to shake things up a little!

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    1. haha you just never know
      Pat has been threatening a dog though

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  35. Three kitties I had at my place
    When I lived in another space
    Three I hope to have again one day
    Because it's so fun to watch them play
    That blue kitty would make a swell card
    Especially if it didn't know it starred
    Couldn't ask for a piece of the pie
    But make your bank account go shy high
    A new book would be cool too
    To add to the count at your zoo

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    1. Making the account go high
      Would work for this guy
      Being retired and all
      Doesn't let it go high at my hall lol

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  36. I think that picture is what my dog's nightmares look like!

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    1. lol that's probably true
      Cats haunting your zoo

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  37. I have never had a cat, let alone two and a new one. I do not think I can handle one either.

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    1. lol too independent for you
      There at your zoo

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  38. One can't even use the loo without getting spied on by a ghost cat. The nerve!

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    1. Yeah, such a crock
      But not a shock

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  39. I believe there are two, not only one
    the ghosts in your wigwam,
    and sometimes they changing in sizes
    once in blue moon under skies...

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    1. Hmph, two perv ghost at my sea
      That is just rude to me lol

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  40. You know... come to think of it. Cats live a charmed life. They take a crap in a box and let us clean it up.

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    1. Yep, they have the life
      Free from strife

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