Friday, June 26, 2015

For Adults - Tremendous Sex Strength For Amazing Important Results

Did that grab you at my sea? That was the point I will admit to thee. Sorry though, I am snip snip at my show. So if you are looking for Tremendous Sex, you may be better off getting a voodoo hex. Blame Cherdo for the confusing stuff, but I am amused with this fluff.

The best heading for you.
Hell, why not make two.
Sex in the back of a truck.
Hmmm, 74, not a bad umm fluck.

Sex in a thunder storm.
Is that the norm?
I guess not.
Only earned 66 with that plot.

Sex out at sea.
Nah, doesn't work for me.
Only gets a 52.
What's a fisherman to do?

Sex with a woodchuck.
I know, what the umm duck?
It gets a 61.
Woodchucks have more fun.

Sex with a massage before.
That and fisherman don't come ashore.
Stuck back at a 52.
I guess two for one is not something they do.

Sex on the beach.
A giant litter box in reach.
Hey, it gets a 59.
Could get a 0 and still be used by the feline.

Sex out in space.
That put a smile on your face?
It only got another 52.
I guess not at your zoo.

Sex in the airplane loo.
Now that's something you'll do.
It gets a 66.
Go mile high tricks.

Sex on vacation with your home wrecker.
Damn, that is liked more than a fisherman's pecker.
Gets a 66 as well.
Isn't that swell?

Regular sex three times a week.
That only gets a 60 when you seek.
I guess regular is boring.
Maybe it leaves the woodchucks snoring?

Confused at my sea? Okay, I guess I'll help thee. CoScheduler Headline Analyzer it is. They help with your headline biz. I was trying to beat a damn 84 and that is what took the tour. Hey, sex sells right? I wanted a damn 85 to take flight. Have to word it just right. Obviously they are trying to sell. But it was fun for a what the hell. Now I'm through with my sex sass and off I wiggle my sexy little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

77 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    On the kitty cat mat
    Suza and True...
    Did they beat Blue?
    Or could this be 14 in a row
    At your goat in a boat show?
    Oh and did you see this to make a buck?
    When you got talent, you don't need luck

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    1. No such thing as luck
      But I'd like to make a buck
      With some zeroes at the end
      That would be a fine trend

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  2. Replies
    1. That's where I'll be soon too

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    2. Good Morning, overslept that is true blue
      now I have to run and find my shoes
      heigh ho, heigh ho it's off to work I go
      I need to make some dough, some dough

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    3. Suza is determined as can be
      As she comes after thee

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  3. Are the woodchucks snoring
    While they're scoring?
    Thats quite a trick
    Does it come with a stick?

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    1. What would you do with the stick?
      Not sure I'd want to pick

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  4. Regular sex is not up there I see, oh well the back of a truck will do.

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    1. Hey, the truck works
      Has it's perks

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  5. Sex sells
    That's for sure
    But it's usually false advertising
    So where's the allure

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    1. False as can be
      Trying to sucker in thee

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  6. I think I laughed more than I should. :P

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  7. That headline will grab attention
    as some key words you did mention
    I've never heard of that GoScheduler before
    looks like you need to have a big score..haha

    I saw that and wasn't sure what I would read
    but, curiosity made me proceed...

    have a good day Pat and his cats

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    1. lol maybe I'll get some search engine nuts
      Stuck in their weird ruts
      I knew the tile would raise an eyebrow
      Had to do it any how

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  8. Why many people is obsesed with sex?
    I dont know.Anyway I think like Suzy is cause sex sells...

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    1. Obsessed many are
      As it sells at every bar

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  9. I guess "Screw You" might be misconstrued and still get a low rating.

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    1. Yeah, never got high
      As I tried it on the fly

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  10. Isn't 'sex on the beach' the name if a cocktail?

    Happy weekend!

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  11. Well obviously the word sex scores at least a 50 so that's a huge deal. But, I guess us rednecks still do it best in the back of a truck!

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    1. Let your redneck ways flow
      Don't go popping zits though

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  12. I wonder what phrase would net you sixty-nine?

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    1. Hmm, something flirty
      But a little too dirty

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  13. "Sex in a thunder storm"
    That is just not the norm
    Sex sex sects sects
    Well what the heck
    One must be in top form

    Hank

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  14. Cat may be snip snip that is true
    Pick another fun thing to do
    Roller skating might be the one
    Skate all night until the sun

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  15. That is one title that will get some attention

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    1. That it will
      84% great at my hill lol

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  16. Sex on the beach gets sand in too many spots.
    Clean sheets and a soft bed is the best place to have the hots.

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    1. Or on the floor
      But the bed works forevermore

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  17. You thought you got crazy search engine visitors before??? I'll def be tuning in to see your next 'search engine crazies' post after seeing this one. buahahahahahaa

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    1. haha will be a while
      The next new one to be written will be in december's snow pile

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  18. Tremendous sex? I'm in the zone.
    I practice a lot when I'm alone.

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    1. Practice makes perfect so they say
      Maybe you can do it for pay

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  19. Too old for sex here
    but was mighty amused
    by what you wrote here
    some of it was interesting news

    betty

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    1. haha was amusing to do
      To try and make an 85 come true

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  20. ha, I love that you own the fact that you're doing it for attention. It's definitely a way to grab everyone's eyes!

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    1. haha gets many in
      When giving it a spin

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  21. You're going to get lots of hits on this post!

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    1. haha should be interesting to see
      What comes to be

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  22. I agree with Sherry Ellis, the search engines will remember you forever!

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    1. They will search me out
      Like a fun little trout

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  23. I guess to get big numbers on that headline scorer, you need to use hyperbole. Not just sex, but STUPENDOUS, or MIND-BLOWING sex. Or something really weird and disgusting.

    Sex on the beach may be a good drink, (I guess... never had one) but actual sex on the beach is an itchy-scratchy, sand-in-every-nook-and-cranny irritation. (ahem) Or so I've heard...

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    1. lmao so you've heard you say
      What's worse? The beach or rolling in the hay?

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  24. orlin N cassie

    if yur dad dinna haz crazed searchers bee for...him shirley will now !!!

    heerz two a bigmouth buffalo { yep itza fish } !! kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. They will sure come
      Hey, be fun and then some

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  25. You really captured my attention
    sex always adds an interesting dimension!

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    1. haha that it will
      Even the little blue pill

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  26. Wouldn't Scrabble be more fun
    Than headline writing under your sun??? :)

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    1. Yeah, it would be
      But she challenged me

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  27. I feel like I just walked into the Twilight Zone. lol

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    1. lol with a title like that
      Could be so at my mat

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  28. Sex sells. Kim Kardashian is living proof.

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    1. That it does as idiots abound
      Although they shouldn't make a sound

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  29. You will have lots of great searches with this one

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  30. Replies
    1. Blue practicing for the next post?
      Wants to make sure he impresses the host?
      lol....

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    2. lol but he lost
      As much as tossed

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  31. You need to find a job right away
    as you're obviously bored to tears at your bay.
    Playing with the search engines now?
    All I can say is holy cow!

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    1. haha not bored at my sea
      Just determined to get more than an 83

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  32. Sex sells to old men mostly. Old women don't give a crap about it.

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